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ID on Stallone?
[Watch Identifications] Arnolds watch
Oct 1, 2015 10:16 PM
tristashtuk
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tekkblade
I've heard Stalone and the Terminator are surprisingly short, so what's the height of mr. pink shirt?
WongLeeAccuzed
It looks like Arnold's biceps are trying to come back to life.
GavinVolure
Why does Stallone look like a cardboard cutout
TheMayorOfTittyCity
That's one cool fuckin dude
MankindMustExploreSpace
I do hope you're referring to Schwarzenegger.
iliketopostrandomgifs
Is Arnold the new Bender?
ibescootch
Everyone in these photos looks like they're sucking their stomach in.
Asiandoctorpersuasion
I'm back
Asiandoctorpersuasion
Get it? Because he said I'll be back.. Sorry, I'm high.
RedPandaGranda
Vvornth
LAAAAAAAAAAAAW
EJackUlayte
I'm not even mad
pointynipples
Baxter did you eat that entire wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
Alkomb
He's not even mad.
sangatster
Is he scratching his butt? Because extra credit if he's scratching his butt.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
He is not.
dafredy
I must get to the chowda!!
cuteandcuddly
Check out those huge watches. Must be weighing a ton.
KittenVonCatsworth
I saw the pictures and thought "Damn, that watch looks cool as hell." I mean I've seen way more Schwarznegger in my life than cool watches.
nilryx
Its a Panerai in case you were wondering :)
Sp0oky
he looks like he has a smoking cartoon bullet hole in his head in number two
DrFartstheTRex
Thought I was the only one that noticed. It made me do a double take tbh.
Supanini
Are they short or is he tall? Needs more banana
BigsBonny
That's what she said.
mcbcmchn
They're both shrinking people who've been known to exaggerate their height in the past.
jalexj
All kind of 70 year olds
therealamanda
The guy in the pink was a movie star, I can't figure out his name? ANYONE? ANYONE???????
butteredbread
Isn't he a comedian from college humour?
easyvote
Danny Devito
therealamanda
like the tall version of him that doesn't look like him? (First picture, pink shirt, to the right of Stallone)
Elreviewer
"The Exhaleables"
jenisjen
Dirty white shorts... did they drag him on the floor?
Quizz25S
Meh. At least they're both expendable.
yakatuus
Lol that guy is actually an Austrian bodybuilder from the 1970s.
bozorb
You must be huge to make Arnold look so small
blamethewhales
Arnold's only about 6' tall.
Justatwin
Definitely under 6 foot. He used to come to a restaurant I worked at I am 5'10" and he was shorter than me.
mcbcmchn
He's been something like 210-220 most of his film career. He hasn't been huge since he quit bodybuilding.
bozorb
wasn't he 220 when competing for bodybuilding?
mcbcmchn
I think his competition weight was in the 230's, but he was normally 250.
FiatLuxIam
The confusion deepens....
thatgoddamncyclist
As a European; how is he changing his height depending on his form in body building?
stubborntomato
They both look like they're made out of silly putty.
GodGunsAndMillerLite
Flip your collar down jackass.
GraywolfThe45th
Stallone looked so sad before Arnold acme in
EliteSpork
That's because he's StALONE.
YouWillJustDownVoteMeAnyway
"acme'd in"
gibsonguy77
He's a bad ass. You don't smile when you take pictures with bad asses
PlusOneYouGloriousBastardIreadThatInHisVoice
Teenagerhood can do that sometimes
motorolo
Is this a reference to something, i don't get it
shazam311
Its a reference to him looking sad in the first picture, and happier in the other two
AlbinoRhino53
I would love if he just spoiled people's selfies on daily basis, while saying Hasta la vista selfie
JeffJuice
Or "Selfie, you're terminated"
GilgameshHimself
"I'll be at the back" - him, probably
KillingTlme
If someone takes a picture of you, it is not a selfie.
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
FunPolice
I'm not sure if you know what constitutes a selfie. This is just a picture.
AlbinoRhino53
Never said this was a selfie. Plus, Hasta la vista just a picture ruins the joke
ComfortablyNumbDK
"can you please take a selfie of me and my girlfriend?"
nofunnynamesleft
Puts front camera on, turns around and takes selfie with them in the background. Return phone and walk away. Mischief achieved
BustyCrustacean
DIllon! You son of a bitch!
IGiveItAll
So you cooked up a story and dropped the 6 of us into a meat grinder!
Briienne
What's the matter? C.I.A having you push to many pencils?
2befair
Macklin, you son of a bitch....
layzboy
http://giant.gfycat.com/MediocreUnfinishedFunnelweaverspider.gif
intooblv
DIllIllIllIon!
honeybadgerdontgiveashit
guilhermedidi
[epic handshake]
ShampooIsBettaIGoOnFirstAndCleanTheHair
Are we not going to comment on the shirt Arnold is wearing? We're just going to let that one go? Ok. Ok fine.
rubix7
I thought I was alone.
YouWillJustDownVoteMeAnyway
his own shirt to his own competition?
DetectiveJohnKimball
what's the big deal?
Bancheis
Because it says Australia instead of Austria?
Rybag
Pink shirt? Check. Popped collar? Check
LibertyAndAnarchy
Douchebag? Check.
apotatochip
I'm more upset about his poor beard maintenance.
Two5i
6 plus? Check
lostseaofpasswords
He's definitly european
nikolaser
Might be but let me tell you as someone from Europe that if he really is from Europe he's most definately looked at as a clown in a bad way
cretzloff
I was going to comment the same thing. Must be Europe...
jhevett21
Dirty pants, check
XenuWorldOrder
Sucking in gut? Check. Holding out arms in flex position? Check.
SanchoLibre
No day is leg day? Check
Captainapplepie
Observational skills? Check.
Cheomesh
Had it coming.
Celebrimbor
MURMAIDER MUR- oh wait, not the song.
Icarus1191
The "lm going to call my dad" is strong with this one
Reebokanonymous
Holy shit I didn't know this was real. I'm from the midwest so forgive my ignorance.
theluckysuccess
Swag on 2000 billion
LogbaggerDBaggagecling
Face pubes? Check.
atenthmuse
Seriously. I thought popped collar polos died off in 2005.
JockoV
This shit should've stopped when it started in 1982. But it makes spotting douchebags easier so that's a silver lining.
oneillwith2ls
Come to the UK. Bleagh.
Lainncli
Only rich twats or chavs really tho....
doesntcountunlessyougobardownski
They were supposed to.
StubbyJohnson
It's like a living artifact from a long lost era
lurkerconvert
Man boobs? Check.
coolwaterNJ
80% of men don't wear pink shirts. 90% of men who wear pink shirts don't like women
sinte
100% of men that attribute color to a personality/orientation/anything like that are morons.
suretoast
You actually were down voted by someone for that. I'm shocked!
BenShambrook
GavinScreaming
nah, salmon colored shirts rock
Whateverthehellyouwant
Daddies credit card? Big fucking Check.
gingertrain
At least one size too small? Check
RealVersionsOfStories
If you think that shirt is too small, your brain is too small.
StopbleedingYourefine
Couldnt find a smaller size? Check.
SpenceOrSpencer
That shirt actually fits okay, at least on the shoulders. Oversized tees and JNCOs aren't the only clothing choice
GavinScreaming
Yea, the shirt is fine. The guy just has a bit of a belly. But yea, imgur only likes oversized metal shirts, so whatever.
ImRandyMarsh
Well a pink polo with a popped collar is the polar opposite. If I saw this dude walking down the street I'd think he was a total dbag
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
no socks with shoes? 90% sure
StopbleedingYourefine
No boat shoes with that outfit?!?!? Now thats a fuckn surprise. Deduct 1 frat star from his belt
StopTheMoriparty
This photo has been terminated.
adrianguerrero5941
As a gay bear, WOOF.
TheDude12345
Taaahmeenaeted
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Nailedit.jpg
Roflblox
This made me burst out laughing, and I got hit by a drunk driver 2 hours ago. Nuff said.
SomeContext
So, you're on "special meds" right now?
Roflblox
Nope, didn't get hurt. Was still pissed about my car though when I saw this.
Whenceitcame
Probably did this with cruel intentions
ProfessorCapeHornMDPHD
They have worked together before, somehow doubt it.
JOHNNYLOLXD
Don't worry he'll be back.
ItsJustCole
He also skipped leg day
dvs2nite
CanadianMooseRider
Quick. To the CHOPAH to get the next one
RyanPilao
Gold
stielo13
get out
YodasLeftEar
he'll be back
lmgursLibertarian
GEHT OUGGGGGGHHHHT!
gfox117
he's also the eraser
eraser1
Username... Relevant? :D
ListenHereYouLittleSausage
And the destroyer
COLONELOBVlOUS
And the clone
KlatnYelox
And the original
IStillSeeNipple
and a Barbarian!
ButteSeriously
I worked for Schwarzenegger when he was governor, he set up a tent in the middle of the Capitol to smoke his cigars.
FatCatTax
I read that in his autobiography. He actually held meetings there so he could smoke.
ButteSeriously
Yep, every summer afternoon the Capitol would shut off most lights to conserve energy, so he'd be out there for better light
Stupidasssmile
At my dad's memorial I accidentally offended Arnold's secretary by telling him my favorite movie was Kindergarten Cop.
isildur
What on Earth offended the secretary about that? Talking about acting was verboten? What's wrong with expressing appreciation for a fun film
Stupidasssmile
Well.. we were literally at the memorial when I said it.. I handle death poorly.
isildur
(1/3)Still,seems an utterly innocuous remark. The norm is it behooves others to speak with careful sensitivity TO the person with the loss.
isildur
(3/3) breach of funeral etiquette, just saying that in a passing greeting or whatever. Sounds like the sec.had a case of stickupthebuttitus.
isildur
(2/3)People deal with death differently. A mourner isn't required to constantly weepy or solemn, and this doesn't actually sound like some
Stupidasssmile
I was being serious though, it really is my fave of his. I was trying to be funny but I don't handle death well.
BlueBomber05
It's not a tumor!
ButterfaceTaintClown
Who's your daddy and what does he do?
Stupidasssmile
He was a firefighter, first line of duty death for Sac Metro.
frostbittenkingdoms
COME ON, SPIT IT OUT.
Zurdaness
I'm sorry for your loss and your dad must have been a great man.
BaneChain
How big is that dude in the pink?? He just be a giant!
Blinkordeath182
The douchiest giant ever
FRESHDRAGONMEAT
about 30
ChanningTastum
Doesnt matter he was... Expendable
RentalPjs
Arnie - 6' 2"; Sly - 5' 10"
JessWebb
Or Arnold is shrinking with age.
BoomboxGuy
Stallone is like one and a half meter high. Arnold is higher as you can see...
leClefdeJaVert
As big as he wants to be...
JupiterJedi
Fk, now I HAVE to say this Spanish joke : Porque Arnold Schwarzenegger quiere ser rodilla? Porque Sylvester ES-tallone. Doesn't translate
ZimbabweTitties
Nah... He's just wearing a Baby Gap shirt.
ollikahn
we need banana to scale .
Noletroid
Just to compare: Dolph Lundgren is staying at an hotel where my dad (1.80 m) works and they're about the same height.
Flyndaran
Dolph was a real athlete rather than pretty boy actor, has a masters, and knows some martial arts. Plays life on easy mode.
Noletroid
I was just talking about his height and how Mr. Sylvester isn't that tall, but TIL some things about Dolph Lundgren :D
Tehlu
Perspective. He's leaning forward about a metre.
nighttrain2580
They are both senior citizens now. Shrinking has begun.
CitizenJasco
5"6'
coachhines
Probably about 6'4". Sylvester Stallone is 5'10".
Jasperman62
Both those guys are actually not tall.. Arnold is dwarfed by his security
juliekwebster
You mean that guy is taller than 5'8"??
AsAMexicanCanNotAlwaysConfirm
About 1 or 2 bananas taller
BobbyBarath
5'8 and 2 bananas?!?! Holy shit.
hashtagprodigy
That is actually an ipad in his hand for scale.
KillingTlme
He just looks tall because he popped his collar.
Tekkerzz
Stallone is actually 5'10
thefingertwister
Size is relative: https://theselvedgeyard.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/andreconanwilt.jpg?w=700&h=651
BluePeaSoup
I've seen Arnold a couple times in person & he's not 6'2".... probably more like 5'11"
TherealNickyboy
Stallone is around 5'-2". The guy in pink could be a foot taller.
roadsect
But he skip legs day
tumblrcansuckmybum
Sly isn't actually all that tall. He wears slight heels and shoes with thick insoles in most films so he stands taller.
btimup
Well the picture taker must be pretty darn tall too
zotten
He looks about 6'4? Not super tall.
missastromccluskey
i quite like him ('m a girl)
fais
6 feet
DylDaddy
Arnold isn't even big anymore, crushing my dreams of being like arnold :(
DoctorSpaceDog
SBTY
Flyndaran
Hey, he didn't take all the steroids. There's still some left.
Kundrew
I mean he is almost 70
DylDaddy
I'm aware
AmishRakefighter
Pinkie skipped leg day.
Moxmox
Stallone is only 5'7", and Arnold is 6", so he's probably only around 6'3"
Thereminista
I'm waiting for "tiny nutz guy" to pop in about Pink Shirt's fat hands. Ah yes.....the silence is quite deafening.
brumbievan
Arnold visited my uni (when he was the Governator) and I was actually surprised at short he seemed. Expected him to be taller.
Jutubya
Nope they are both very short, my dads a prop builder and worked with both
HentaiSensai
I saw Arnold in San Francisco at the opening of Jingle something that xmas movie back in the 90's. I'm 5' 10" and he's the same as me.
ramram70
Sylvester looked a lot taller in Rockys
HentaiSensai
They put the camera down by the floor and shot upwards to force perspective.
ramram70
Yes, and high heels also. Carl Weathers and Mr. T are also quite short.
BuffingtonRumbleberries
Deleted and resubmitted because no edits: Stallone's supposedly 5'10" a lot of people attest to him being as short as 5'7". Pinkie's 6'2"-4"
DagothWit
Al Pacino is the one that's 5'7".
BuffingtonRumbleberries
I'm sure there's more than one person in the world that's 5'7". Sly's probably 5'9" and Arnold's probably shrunk a bit since his prime.
TorJaydo85
Pinkie needs to unpop that collar.
aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
Arnold claimed to be 6'2" when he was lifting, but he's significantly shorter than people 6' now.
ZeldaShotFirst
I mean, he's pretty old now. Don't people shrink once they get past a certain age? Like...every grandparent? Not discounting, just inputting
AdequateBehaviour
Yeah plus all those weights probably squash your spine down after a while.
grovberg
My understanding is that while its relatively common, it's essentially a sign of osteoporosis and shouldn't happen to healthy people.
GoldenTomatoes
It's shocking how tiny and short Sly is... I saw him in the supermarket once.
Newthoenikker
Smaller bodies bulk muscle better and much easier than bigger bodies. A lot of action stars are very short because of this
fblurbg
I should hit the gym then.
GoldenTomatoes
I had no idea. That makes complete sense now. Thanks!
LilTiddiBoi
Stallone isn't actually very tall.
BillyHoWCR
Stallone is 5'8".
TheGoblinPopper
If you ever go to Philly at the top of stairs from that iconic Rocky scene there are Stallone's foot prints. They are so tiny.
HereInDuckburg
True. Sly is kind of a shorty. My mom met him and is taller than him
ZeldaShotFirst
Your username made me become the 5432567754th person to get that song stuck in my head because of your username.
twirling
You made me realize its that song as i just know the dutch version and didnt realize at first... now its stuck here too. Grrr
HereInDuckburg
My plan is turning out just as expected
Thomaster
Arnold is 6'2
AsAMexicanCanNotAlwaysConfirm
And that's not even his final form
AlexImguram
He can't be. 5'8 Lewis Hamilton for scale: http://i1.cdnds.net/15/11/618x426/showbiz-arnold-schwarzenegger--lewis-hamilton.jpg
BillyHoWCR
Close. 6'1" 1/2
lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
im 6'5 and have had a chance to stand near mr "GET TO THE CHOPPA" hes probably 5'11 - 6 ft at most.
justinvernonsleftnippleenthusiast
your height is perfect my God
Lavatoryman
Arnold WAS 6'2. People shrink as they age.
shushilly
No he's not. I'm 6'2" and he probably came up to my nose .
redneckjep
Actually, that is not an official height. I am pretty sure he is under 6' b/c people I know have met him and said he was shorter than them1/
redneckjep
They met him during a publicly thing when he was governor. /2
FUCKIAMHARD
I have also heard this from someone who met him several times - Lorimer family - Arnold Fitness Expo co-founders.
LilTiddiBoi
Yeah, but it looks like Arnold is standing on a lower surface, and the curve of the earth, and also I can't admit I'm wrong.
AdonisMcThunderCock
http://doubtfulnewscom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/OH-YOU-alien.jpg
hungryANGRYhippo
Perspective
COLONELOBVlOUS
Yeah!! We will win this arguement
mihaiborcan
guys, 6'2 isn't actually that tall, I'm 6'3 and never been the tallest in my class/group/workplace
Imghurrr
That's a load of shit
Thomaster
Sounds good, we'll just say I'm right and leave it at that.
SweetBabyYeezus
Yea isnt Arnie like 6"2?
HiThereImF
6'2 is tiny..
Batfur
5'9" tops.
electricmind
There was one picture with Alyssa Milano, and he was a bit taller than her and she is 5'2"
juliekwebster
No
Moxmox
he's more like a hair over 6'
MinimumWageSalaryMan
Arnie is like. 5'5"
Bricmpt
verefied. saw him irl.
peopleperson
I thought he was just over 6'
ItsZones
no, hes average height, 5'10
ScholarWarriorMonk
Past a certain age, you start shrinking. True story. Esp. Since he let himself go for so long
TraitorousTrump3
Maybe used to be.
elhefe1942
There is actually a site dedicated to this very thing http://www.arnoldheight.com/
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
You mean I'm almost the same hight as the (former) governator? Holy shit.
sombrerosammy
His billed height when he was competing (and when he was acting as well) was 6'2". They usually bump it up a bit. Heard he's actually 5'10"
WKBetafiggit
He probably got shorter with age. Stallone has never been tall
thatoneweddingphotographer
He's actually closer to 5'10". He wears lifts in his boots.
shushilly
I confirm.
astraightyam
Wow I always thought he was around 6'5 for some reason
Jakesgotsnake
I took a school trip to the capital when he was the governator. He did not appear to be very tall and I was in fourth grade.
wheezemachine43
A couple years ago I escorted Arnold around the Columbus convention center. He's way smaller than I expected.
Thetruthertz
n how tall are u?
wheezemachine43
6'2"
surfvvax
As someone who used to do executive protection for celebs in Hollywood, 90% of them are way smaller than you expect.
LadyYmir
Storytime! NAO!
wheezemachine43
Work for a security company. He needed security.
LadyYmir
DIS IS NOT GUD ENAF! I demand a betta story! While we're at it: How is his english comming along? (speaking german myself, I'm curious)
TheMermaidQueen
Go Cbus! He's here every year but I've never gone. Hate big crowds esp of extremely fit people.. But it is a fitness competition :)
halfanangrybadger
Well yeah, he's in his 80s. TRT can only do so much.
Summersky
What's TRT?
halfanangrybadger
testosterone replacement therapy
IncorrectingYou
YES! Cbus native here. I met him @ the Arnold in 2001. I'm 6'4"... If he's even 6' I'd be shocked.
TheL4gIsrael
FUCKING STORY TIME
wheezemachine43
Work for a security company. He needed security.
wheezemachine43
DarkWingedDuck
Again again
MuffinsLordOfDerp
-Claps- Again, again!!
TheChief10097
FUCKING DITTO
MetilHed
FUCKTO DITING
deserthackabill
DITTO FUCKING
aTunaSushi
The Arnold Classic is held there every year.
DildoHaeuptling
That was the story we wanted to hear!
wheezemachine43
Yup. That's the story!
whipple
Story time over!
StopbleedingYourefine
Fuckn liar time. Thats what it is
SteelIsTheAnswer
"Everyone whose life is more exciting than mine is lying and their stories are bullshit."
TheL4gIsrael
DON'T TAKE AWAY THIS MOMENT FROM ME