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Jan 7, 2017 2:14 AM
dudeandthecatastrophe
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Idontthinkicandothat
And he was only in Gryffindor was because he asked.
TicklesYourElmo
For the first time... My name is relavent...I appreciate your title
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Wonder if the first 7 "lord_voldemort"'s were taken?
kugel1978
And calling people a fucking walnut is going to be my new go to insult from now on
torannisaurusrex
I just pictured him catching letters, as in the letters that are for the "Hollywood" sign except for Hogwarts.... 'twas confused
Account90995
Yeah his seeker talents hadn't really developed yet
WhyNotUncleIroh
I prefer "Fucking Cashew" myself, cause it just sounds funny and i don't get to use the word enough.
nnugles
Sees a broom-shaped package. Wonders what it could be
Teevo83
Also, maybe he was wondering what kind of broom, as the wizarding world had many different types.
SpokaneMuffinMaster
TBF, when you lived a muggle life until 2 weeks ago, you don't expect random ppl to give you brooms as a gift.
StroneDog
Counterpoint: catching a snowflake on your tongue instead of eating snow off the ground
dudeandthecatastrophe
If you're eating snow off the ground, you're probably a Puff
ProjectKurtz
Only if it's yellow.
Asrodrig
Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he had to be chosen for the arbitrarily good house so he could battle the arbitrarily bad house.
HypnoChanger
I'm still not clear on how Hermione ended up in Griffindor...
EvenSpeedwagon
She's too much a woman of action to be ravenclaw
HodorHoldTheDoor
She's a pretty big badass when she wants to be
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
And not Slytherin because he caught one and then immediately started shouting about it, instead of hiding it and pretending he hadn't
flangellotin
Not to mention running for his closet under the stairs instead of running outside where he would have the advantage
dudeandthecatastrophe
Exaaaaactly
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
I'm gonna be honest. I don't get it. Please don't scar me and kill my... please don't scar me.
ColonelSteveSanders
Me either.
TheAdventuresofStealy
That guy had a long answer but I bet the part you don't get is that Ravenclaw is supposed to be the house for the smart kids.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Thanks for the Ranvenclaw part. I get this shit now.
ReitnesTenought
In the first Harry Potter movie the living room was being flooded with letters inviting him to Hogwarts in response to his relatives hiding…
ReitnesTenought
the letters from him. Rather than just picking one up off the ground and acting like he didn't get one he jumped up excitedly grabbing at...
ReitnesTenought
them, thus ensuring his abusive aunt and uncle would catch him and try to stop him from getting the letters.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Oh thanks.
lethalthinker
And not Hufflepuff because he's the main character and is not destined to die.
HankHell2400
Cold as fucking ice.
MyEndWillNotBeOnEarth
Bitch, you better shut up, Hufflepuff is close to the kitchen. So if you wanna free food, be nice.
amynanamouse
Too soon.
stripeypurple3
You win. Hufflepuff redshirts.
Kektimus
For life!
likealmostthefastestmanalive
Hufflepuffs are great finders
traceurkyle
Hufflepuff party house. Live the way of the honey badger.
RaynArclk
Newt scamander is hufflepuff and the lead
DavidMcclannahan
Yeah, but his movie was kind of garbage for Harry Potter story telling. It was kind of hard to care about any characters.
ABillionDucks
I wish I was a hufflepuff
just4shitsngiggles
Except that he is destined to die...
Ryoswindwalker
In no way does "neither can live while the other survives" mean that he is fated to die.
doombuddy
Trelawny's prophecy?
just4shitsngiggles
Eclxcept that Dumbledore set him up to die. He was manipulating Harry's destiny from day one.
Honeybadger2198
Except he didn't die?
Slugamoon
He did actually. He got better.
hitshappens
Listen here you twat. Hufflepuff is the house of useful, awesome adults. While the Gryffindor fucks are trying to be heroes, and the
CrackingPostGromit
cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon...
hitshappens
(3/3) Hufflepuffs weren't brave or ambitious or smart. it's only that our defining feature is loyalty and hard work. So shove off you noob
hitshappens
(2/?) Slytherin's are being Nazis, the Hufflepuffs are being loyal friends and working our asses off to maintain infrastructure. Noone said
Hugwager
Dammit, don't just leave me hanging, finish the thought.
YoungJables
He can't. He died.
CauseThisIsHowYouGetAnts
Because he's Hufflepuff...
therogueduchess
Hits happens.
ReitnesTenought
He was in Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Excellent story, I'd recommend it to all HP readers.
jokeyjokemaker
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DrPepperandChocolate
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myotherbikeisabike
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Tadaw22
Unless you liked Hermione
meistergervant
Can confirm. Also, it has references to other existing books, which are great too.
Shargan8
Excellent for all interested in rationality, logic, transhumanism, and posthumanism as well.
Uristqwerty
It declined a bit near the end by my preferences, with hints of author insert and mary sue IIRC. Still good; preferred HP and the Natural 20
o11c
Crap, I was planning on sleeping sometime this morning ...
Steps1000
Hesrightyouknow.jpg
Yinyang107
One of like three fanfics I've actually enjoyed.
BritishBatman
dude, just set the settings to most favorited, there's fucking, loads
Blakfyre77
Your comma placement makes it read as "There's fucking. Loads" which is about what I expect from fanfiction, so you get a pass.
vikk3
What are the other two? :)
Yinyang107
Both are the kind that would probably get me downvoted if I admitted to looking them.
Yinyang107
Liking.
dragonadamant
My Immortal?
atlasman831
That's more of a work of art than a fanfic...
GregorSamsa
Harry Potter and Magical Muddy Muggle Butthole?