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I love this guy, though.
Sep 11, 2018 6:33 PM
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I love this guy, though.
maddeanimator10
So basically your judgemental hoe
TheresAGermanWordForThat
MY INNER GODDESS HAS STOPPED DANCING
ActionJohnnie
He’s doing stand up
MerToo
Oh Gott'! Oh Gott'!
gadlaw
Well that is farked up. signed, A Gilbert
Daneasaur
I know someone who LOVES Gilbert. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dtrain/images/1/10/Shiny.png/revision/latest?cb=20120805185709
Irfandrew
source: https://twitter.com/baddiekel/status/903470368874127361
Synard
Now imagine being Backgammon Connect-four and every time you tell your sexee to say your name she uses another one of your million names
Hutchy01
YOU FOOL.
ImNotTaylorSwift
Just watched this the other day. Loved it.
ThatGuyWhoLikesArt
Lol Gilbert gottfried more like Gilbert got burned
bringbakfirefly
What's eating Gilbert Grape?
tatertotrow
Ya know this is even more awkward for me cause my dads name is Gil
fuckyeahilikevodka
My name is Gilbert
Batsandwine
@gilberMaker
Sionas
They probably shorten it to Gil
themuttonisniceandlean
That's what Anne Shirley did.
HiddenSanity
Or Bert
lyricallove
Or Gilly.
Noughmad
*insert Curb Your Enthusiasm music*
silversmith93
Gilbert did gettfried
MyTrueIdiotSelf990
Imagine having sex.
PresidentBartlet
Imagine if this was a real tweet.
NobodyReally3
Who wouldn't want to have sex with Gilbert Gottfried?
Yamfish
Llewelyn
ThisIsAllThatWasLeft
Illtydd.
iDownvoteDumpsWithCaptions
I actually really like the name Llewelyn. I'd love to name my son that but I know he'd get bullied being Lou-ellen because people have to be
iDownvoteDumpsWithCaptions
Dicks
MyTrueIdiotSelf990
Move to Wales and it'd be totally fine.
ERselly
Wow look a totally original and not and all fake tweet
Smayds
Sex with Gilbert Gottfried: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLzcBzVIzOo
likerice
His best work? USA Up All Night with Gilbert Gottfried
Urgalicity
Gilly baby hit it!
ThePiedPiperofRuination
When she screams "Gilbert!":
AGuyFromHawaii
Instantly hearing that in his voice.
freezingpilot
Now you can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
freezingpilot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
Camoose
IveGotAHorseOutside
Heard it in his voice.
logant
I heard it in Iago's voice.
freezingpilot
Have you heard 50 Shades of Grey in his voice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
RandomArgumentMan
SAAAAAAY MYYY NAAAMMME (And now it's really stuck up there in your brain).
UvaroviteKing
You mother fucker.. when no one is around you say baby I love yo- GOD DAMN IT!
AirplaneNerd
How could you not?!
RandomQuack
He's hilarious
DeliberateMisinterpretation
You heard his joke after 9/11 in NYC? Something something, concerned that my return flight has a layover at the Empire State Building.
ffips
His 'stage' voice. His real voice is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbElWMnkyY
VikingRuger
That makes me hate him even more now, I could never stand that voice and just thought he was unfortunate.
ffips
"Well. THERE'S A BIG SURPRISE. I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE FROM BEING SO SURPRISED."
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
Its hard not to once youve heard his voice once. Such a distinct weirdness to it
belortik
His voice is perfect for telling an Aristocrats joke
ToastofSparta1
And 50 shades of Grey
BelfryBats
You know I can't think of a worse name to call out in that situation, I know there has to be one, but I am drawing a blank right now...
Whomptastic1
https://www.reddit.com/r/familyguy/comments/14m6wr/alright_guys_what_is_the_most_unattractive_name/?utm_source=reddit-android
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
OhhHaiMark
I would hope a modern named Gilbert would go by Gil until turns about 35, then Bert... then back to Gilbert when they find the severed dicks
1crabby1
Dad?
cutepiku
Hubert
DrMoneybeard
I boned a Dudley once. It was real bad.
BelfryBats
If Harry Potter taught you anything, you should know that was going to be a bad idea.
DrMoneybeard
In my defence, I didn't know his name when the show started. Although on second thought maybe being a raging slut isn't a good defence...
BelfryBats
Well the more you know and all.
GoldenRamoth
Neville, maybe. Or Eustace. Or for the more simple: Chad?
BrutalApathy
Oh Mister Wilsoooon!
Voltair
Fauntleroy.
WalkinChubby24
Dudley
donalbaine
Mexidankus Bartholemewl
tdurr808
Agatha.
chesirecats
Osama?
Squiddlydouche
Bertrand Andersmith
Predicto
Adolf?
BEATandBLOW
Willarvis
Imsopunny
Pubert
RedShoesJeff
Throckmorton
IamTheMotherfuckingAvatar
Thanos
chilachinchila
Bartholomew
makeadjustmentsgogetitengergized
Keith
makeadjustmentsgogetitengergized
aww damnit i said this not realizing 45 people beat me to it
Postremus
Rainer. But yelled in a typical thick german accent.
GodsFoot
Keith
twizzel
Cletus is bad too... just say it with a country accent and that’s enough to dry you up for months.
Predicto
Humbert Humbert?
LadyClio
Bumpershoot Cucumberpatch
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Having a name your lover simple cannot pronounce is pretty bad.
VikingRuger
Eustice
SneakEFoxxe
Has anyone said Eugene?
ConfederacyOfDunces
Be careful with that axe...
BelfryBats
That is up there with Eustace.
rogerdarling
A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man, but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit.
jsexton
Give it to me big Shelllllldon. Doesn't work!
doyourballshanglow
Hubert
nevoreJunkie
Humbert
ThatQuietlySmirking
BelfryBats
Not bad.
Tr3scobar
Gladis, Martha, Gertrude
SneakEFoxxe
I think the only reason Gertrude is so bad is because of how popular it was 60-70 years ago. The first thing that comes to mind is old lady
Chpgmr
How about a Male one.
Tr3scobar
Timothy
BelfryBats
Well Eustace, Obadiah, or Zebulon might be about as bad.
xComputer
If I was in bed with a Zebulon I’d probably lean into it and start shouting a bunch of arcane incantations 1/2
xComputer
2/2 “Oh Cthulhu yeah Zebulon, f’tagn me harder!”
Ackelope
how's Zulthar?
SecondHandDeathWish
TheOldManFromSceneTwentyFour
Why not Zoidberg?
themuttonisniceandlean
"There once was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." - Voyage of the Dawn Treader
BelfryBats
Fantastic! I had forgotten about that.
themuttonisniceandlean
Written by a man who's name was Clive Staples Lewis, so he really couldn't talk.
zebulorg
Okay, so fuck you: One of those is my name (username gives it away).
ConfederacyOfDunces
You're seriously named Zebulon? That's terrific!
zebulorg
Thanks! There's like, a dozen of us!
BelfryBats
At least it is better than Eustace or Gilbert.
zebulorg
True, and it's usually just "Zeb"
BelfryBats
Which works I lot better I'd imagine.