Aug 17, 2016 4:28 PM
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memesis
https://media.giphy.com/media/pNCjWCDSr8UE0/giphy.gif
mortgages
Take the paper off first >:(
skwint
It also works on blunt sausages, as demonstrated.
Greekgeek1980
Sausage? Ya mean Salami???
thequeenishome
stephencolbertgiveittome.gif
pixilala
Does this work on not very sharp sausages also?
GisaP18
@h95herman
AFatMidget
but that's salami tho
fivetoone
I need one
GoochoLibre
Looks like the dry salame my Fiancee and I always get. Makes this all the more a necessity on our house. :D
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I wonder if this works on all sausages
KjTheLightning
it would work on no sausages, a sausage is soft when raw, that is salame.
GreatYazer
I count 13 put your dick in its...
Opieone
Now I gotta peel the edges of each slice !
merdock379
If only there were blades that maybe had handles that you could hold. I should invent that...
AwalV7943
@Swa2017
Imrainbowfuckingrandolph
I was afraid this was going to be a loss of digit post. happy to see it's exactly what title said.
ALotOfPeople
salai
hippy80
Ummm, stick your dick in it?
OolonColuphid
Put...put your finnochiona in it
finocchiona* that's some sweet-ass salame, pun totally intended.
Pabloblibli
I never sausage a thing!
bkkhk
Mm saucisson
ihaveacatonmyshoulders
*saucisson. Not sausage. Essential element for "l'apéro".
Mewrulez99
Yeah, I was just about to say that, but suddenly had my doubts that saucisson wasn't a sausage
salame.
Verticles
put... put your dick in it.
JeepJoop
God to send for Unwanted dick pic
nolatek
https://imgur.com/KWiXL0L
sausage? isn't that salame (i know that in theory they are the same, but one gets cooked, the other seasoned)
weqipomusa
abbynorml1979
wanted one until i saw the price tag
https://www.amazon.com/Bron-Coucke-Sausage-Chorizo-Guillotine/dp/B00AQKVMH4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1471451498&sr=8-2&keywords=sausage+slicer
NotThatJoeYouKnow
I can live with badly cut sausage if I can pocket $80
exactly
AnotherSliceOfPizzaPlease
Rabbi Tuckman?
WetTipHenAx
Nip the tip!
EadEchiC
You never have to pay a Rabbi, you just give him the tip.
DumpITtoKrumpit
I swiped away, caught how fucking hilarious that was...and came back to up vote. Fucking awesome.
leafeff
It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!
PyroDragon
I'LL TAKE TWO!
Meowsma
Question!
CorneliusCornwall
We take your dingala, put it through the hole and *snickt* nip the tip.
chroniclunacy
I forgot, I already got one.
catweasels
Read this in all their voices
toofrunktoduck
*rezips*
charlierunkle
Pussy.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
*sigh*
LatteSupreme
*zips the tip*
oZsh1rts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVJOof96nVE
TheThingsThatPeopleDoWhenNoOneIsLooking
Joke aside though, one of the most annoying thing of Aperitif in France is slicing that fucking saucisson.
SenorMacaroni
hilarious
definitiveambivalence
HAHhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhaha Classic toofrunktoduck
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
Plot twist: dick caught in zipper.
registeredtoproveimawesome
plottwist: thatsmyfetish.gif
ImBullsDeep
*rezips with more force.*
StandAgainstTyranny
When it gets caught in the zipper: v
Poopie1ndaPants
why would you want to continuously unzip to rezip upwards... didn't you learn from the first snag?
vitaminRmademefat
How'd you get the beans above the Frank?
Yes
fartser
We got a bleeder!
memesis
https://media.giphy.com/media/pNCjWCDSr8UE0/giphy.gif
mortgages
Take the paper off first >:(
skwint
It also works on blunt sausages, as demonstrated.
Greekgeek1980
Sausage? Ya mean Salami???
thequeenishome
stephencolbertgiveittome.gif
pixilala
Does this work on not very sharp sausages also?
GisaP18
@h95herman
AFatMidget
but that's salami tho
fivetoone
I need one
GoochoLibre
Looks like the dry salame my Fiancee and I always get. Makes this all the more a necessity on our house. :D
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I wonder if this works on all sausages
KjTheLightning
it would work on no sausages, a sausage is soft when raw, that is salame.
GreatYazer
I count 13 put your dick in its...
Opieone
Now I gotta peel the edges of each slice !
merdock379
If only there were blades that maybe had handles that you could hold. I should invent that...
AwalV7943
@Swa2017
Imrainbowfuckingrandolph
I was afraid this was going to be a loss of digit post. happy to see it's exactly what title said.
ALotOfPeople
salai
hippy80
Ummm, stick your dick in it?
OolonColuphid
Put...put your finnochiona in it
KjTheLightning
finocchiona* that's some sweet-ass salame, pun totally intended.
Pabloblibli
I never sausage a thing!
bkkhk
Mm saucisson
ihaveacatonmyshoulders
*saucisson. Not sausage. Essential element for "l'apéro".
Mewrulez99
Yeah, I was just about to say that, but suddenly had my doubts that saucisson wasn't a sausage
KjTheLightning
salame.
Verticles
put... put your dick in it.
JeepJoop
God to send for Unwanted dick pic
nolatek
https://imgur.com/KWiXL0L
KjTheLightning
sausage? isn't that salame (i know that in theory they are the same, but one gets cooked, the other seasoned)
weqipomusa
@h95herman
abbynorml1979
wanted one until i saw the price tag
abbynorml1979
https://www.amazon.com/Bron-Coucke-Sausage-Chorizo-Guillotine/dp/B00AQKVMH4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1471451498&sr=8-2&keywords=sausage+slicer
NotThatJoeYouKnow
I can live with badly cut sausage if I can pocket $80
abbynorml1979
exactly
AnotherSliceOfPizzaPlease
Rabbi Tuckman?
WetTipHenAx
Nip the tip!
EadEchiC
You never have to pay a Rabbi, you just give him the tip.
DumpITtoKrumpit
I swiped away, caught how fucking hilarious that was...and came back to up vote. Fucking awesome.
leafeff
It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!
PyroDragon
I'LL TAKE TWO!
Meowsma
Question!
CorneliusCornwall
We take your dingala, put it through the hole and *snickt* nip the tip.
chroniclunacy
I forgot, I already got one.
catweasels
Read this in all their voices
toofrunktoduck
*rezips*
charlierunkle
Pussy.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
*sigh*
LatteSupreme
*zips the tip*
oZsh1rts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVJOof96nVE
TheThingsThatPeopleDoWhenNoOneIsLooking
Joke aside though, one of the most annoying thing of Aperitif in France is slicing that fucking saucisson.
SenorMacaroni
hilarious
definitiveambivalence
HAHhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhaha Classic toofrunktoduck
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
Plot twist: dick caught in zipper.
registeredtoproveimawesome
plottwist: thatsmyfetish.gif
ImBullsDeep
*rezips with more force.*
StandAgainstTyranny
When it gets caught in the zipper:
v
Poopie1ndaPants
why would you want to continuously unzip to rezip upwards... didn't you learn from the first snag?
vitaminRmademefat
How'd you get the beans above the Frank?
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
Yes
fartser
We got a bleeder!