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Jul 14, 2016 12:28 AM
SonOfaGif
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possumtracker
It turned out to be a fun activity to do with my three boys age 16, 14 and 9. Still think I'm a dork, but we're dorks together
JustinPaynter
I'm a 27 year old man that has enjoyed every pokemon game since the first generation, and I'm very proud of it and so is my fiancée.
kc82
So, playing Pokeman means you aren't a man? Hell, in 2016 you can have a penis and it doesn't necessarily mean you're a man.
KillahQueen
NegativePositivePrimitive
The people who bitch about this are more annoying than the old men who say that stuff.
geohump
Apparently Pokemon needs to add classic cars from the 1960's to the catalog, eg: 67 Impala, power: girls in backseat get pregnant
cewert
I got scoffed at by a man today while playing Pokémon Go, he was wearing a COD ghosts shirt... who's the real loser in this situation?
Kerokawa
I SHALL NOT SCOWL AND FIX A CAR! Ever. Unless the car is broken down. Then I'll just walk to the gym.
Artlau2014
A man is a man. Anyone that isn't a man is not a man.
TygrF
#triggered
SirBadassMcKillington
The only issue I have with people playing this game is that there's a gym in my work and I'm the head of security
SirBadassMcKillington
And photography isn't permitted so I have a lot of annoying conversations with the building manager and have to say "it's cool" alot
joedaman75
I'm a 36 year old hard ass trucker....and I play Pokémon go and I don't give a fuck what u think.
orderofbears
they can shut the hell up im getting jacked and losing weight playing this game. lost 8 lbs since it came out just by walking everywhere.
LizardEnterprises
I'll say it again. Dear grumpy people:
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Except nobody ever listens to this advice when it comes to certain situations.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Now post a picture of any romance novel and say "Any woman who reads this crap needs to spend more time in the bedroom and kitchen."
StephenStrangeMD
I got my first M16 at 17, deployed at 18, 721 days in combat, and now I'm 31 and out of the house and talking to people again,
GifAnon
If you fixed cars for a living you'd be pissed all the time too.
Hellstorm99
No need to justify manhood. Shit post, Shit pic, MOVING ON!!!
TheWolfofUsersub
Don't judge a picture by the text in it.
Hellstorm99
Oh no I get it the lab guy below is the point, but really as with all things should he have to defend them? He is right, people need fun
japcola
Besides not needing to validate themselves, real men (or women for that matter) don't need to shit on other people to validate themselves.
kotan13
See stuff likes this makes me laugh. I'm a former combat medic in the army with 2 tours on my belt, go to the gym 5 days a week have a 1/2
kotan13
Beard, go hunting and fishing whenever I can, have rebuilt 2 trucks since I was in High School, and own my own business. But damn im out 2/3
kotan13
There every night catching pokemon with my friends and gf at UF. My "mancard" is worth a lot more than whoever made that meme
MadCat221
Oh hi Mr. Toxic Masculinity, my name is MadCat.
thegoddamn18thavenger
After the Battlemech?
MadCat221
Originally, yes... Back when I was an AOL twerp (that ages me), I took that... and stuck with it ever since.
gamer2k4
Pretty sure we had this when the MLP remake came out. Some people defended it aggressively, and the rest of us just rolled our eyes.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
My Little Pony, you say?
MetalJesus
I'm just sitting over here like "Shhhhhh. Let people enjoy things."
shimmernshine
Didn't this guy yell at a chair for 30 minutes on national television a few years ago?
Falkh12
but in his defense, that chair was a twat!
shimmernshine
Yeah... yeah... he did make that chair seem pretty unlikable... that's really impressive, but don't forget, he was paid for by MGM.
Falkh12
The chair?
shimmernshine
Thank you. I needed that.
ExperimentKraj
Yup!
notme222
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
This guy right here!
finninthejakesuit
IHateYourHappines
As a five year Marine veteran & present private security contractor. Try and take it friendo.
SAIKOsean
Guard shack at my work is a pokestop, ex-military guard that works 12 hour shifts is like level 25 already.
IHateYourHappines
I've got 3 12s this week and there's like a dozen pokestops & 3 gyms in our area. Imma get me some pokemans
emailadress
Private security ehhh, mobile or set locations
IHateYourHappines
Both for my primary contact. I spend a about 60/40 between post and patrol. Its really not as cool as it sounds just sounds good in respons
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IHateYourHappines
Well my patrol is done in a patrol car but when I'm on post I can go walk around if I want depending on which post it is. But there will be
IHateYourHappines
Much pokemansgo
idontknowwhatjokesare
imo, the manliest thing ever is not giving a fuck what some twat on the internet thinks of how masculine you are.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
So we can stop fighting back against all this Pokemon Go criticism, right?
SidFinch168
isthatyoujohnwayne
^ this
DefinitelyNotAShark
Just like the most grown-up thing to be able to do is embracing your inner child and nourishing it. I mean wth, I don't wanna become a grump
boberan
Welcome to the adult club
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Murray played it. Nobody would say a god damn word of it were him.
FatForYou
The manliest thing EVER?
MrPredator
Yea... the Bronies are doing a good job of that, and they're considered men, right?
Quadrant4
At first it was fine - it wasn't the fact that they liked MLP that made people hate them. It was how cringe they acted about it.
ProjectKurtz
And ironically, when you don't give a fuck what people think, people don't give you shit for your interests.
gamer2k4
...which is how grown men justify anime pillow girlfriends and the like. "I'm manly because I don't care!" That's not how it works.
ShamnusMcfee
Aren't you like, 14? What the fuck are you even doing here?
PhiIIipJFry
It is if you are confident, open and happy about your pillow girlfriend.
KyloHenson1
Your say that as if manliness is even a real thing. It's not. No one can agree what it is because it's just some amorphous idea so it 1/2
KyloHenson1
Doesn't "work" at all. I agree the pillow girlfriend thing is stupid though, it just has no impact on manliness because it doesn't exist 2/2
MorganBlair
I feel like bronies had a hard time... I think it goes "if___ is popular enough, you can do it without risk to reputation"
ExperimentKraj
Like @Quadrant4 said, at the beginning it was like "Oh, cool, this show for little girls has mass appeal—good writing in a show for young[1]
ExperimentKraj
girls is rare, so that's great." And then these grown-ass men started getting protective of it in a creepy, cringeworthy way. [fin]
Quadrant4
At first it was fine - it wasn't the fact that they liked MLP that made people hate them. It was how cringe they acted about it.
ProblyNotTheOne
People weren't "fine" with it at first. Anything that endangers muh maskulinities is always up for ridicule, regardless of other factors.
ProblyNotTheOne
It just got WORSE when the neckbeards started crawling out of the woodwork because, as usual, everyone thinks fringe behavior = all fans.
WirenutsInYourButts
Aye. As you get older those "appearance things" stop being important. I drive a beater, have a beard, and wear construction clothes. Fuckit.
JeepJitsu92
ayyyyyyyyyymen
MrMaRzZ
I'm gonna start replying to things in agreement with "aye". I live in California and in no way have an accent, but I'm gonna do it.
StarrrryNight
So, hipster then
RogueEwok
I'm only 22 and I already don't give a shit about most things aesthetic. If I want to do something that pleases me, then I'm gonna do it.
adwn
Having a beard and wearing construction clothes would actually be considered to be "male appearance".
yourebreakingmyballs
Yeah, I also got the vibe that the guy actually do care a lot about having a manly "I dont give a fuck" appearance
SherMattLockSmith
I am a veteran with long red hair. Several times dudes have called me feminine or straight up called me a woman (I have a beard) 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
2/2 My favorite response is "How does it feel to have such a tenuous grasp on your manhood that a hairdo could shatter it to pieces?"
duskesko
Savage. I like you.
gamer2k4
I assume he said, "My manhood's fine; it's yours that's shattered by that hair" or something similar?
gamer2k4
Mind you, I don't care one way or the other. But someone who thinks something is unmanly isn't insulting their own manliness.
KyloHenson1
That type of hair possibly doesn't fit into the aggressors idea of manhood. So when he calls OP a woman, he's showing how the smallest 1/2
LearnedCoward
What does that even mean?
missbelled
I get shit for my hair sometimes too. My girlfriend told me to deal by letting it down with a shake and saying "I will steal your woman."
abacaxi
Highlander?
missbelled
More or less. It tickles my nips.
hapsdinersdumpster
I would assume the kind of person that would call you names wouldn't know what "tenuous" means anyway.
ninjaturnip
Tenuos, tenuos. Teneuos. Teneoues, Teneous...ten-e-o-u-s... ten-u-o-u-s. Tenuous. Got it in one.
AzeaBraxi
If you need a card to prove you're a man, you're not a &^%$ing man.
stygyan
Ever heard of Nobby Nobbs?
HeyDontBeADick
A study was done that showed that of ideals of men was synonymous with our ideals of adults (gender-neutral). But ideals of women were...
HeyDontBeADick
More similar to ideals of children. I will see if I can find it. It was from college psych, so ten years ago.
itsahollyday2
That's interesting. I want to know more if you do find it.
yourebreakingmyballs
need clarification. Are you talking about people's ideals about themselves or people's expected ideals for other men/women.
HeyDontBeADick
I think it was men and women in general. Not themselves.
yourebreakingmyballs
Sorry, I'm still confused. So people ideally want men to be like adults (responsible, etc.) and women to be like children (innocent, etc)?
itsahollyday2
That's interesting. I want to know more if you do find it.
dragonadamant
Likewise!
doublekross
I'd also like to know more!
decorativemooseknuckle
http://imgur.com/m72kTpR
StandardDeviant
Beat me to it. +1
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Is that Lord Vetinari?
MetalJesus
Tywin Lannister
Ionlyhadoneideaforausernamebutitwastaken
Charles Dance as Lord Vetinari in a Discworld movie/serie? Yes please!
wellthisjustgotinteresting
He actually was! In Going Postal, the movie! That's why that gif looked familiar to me! (same actor)
GrimWolfblood
A man validates himself, and doesn't need a "card" to do it for him. That text should not be in that picture.
ggrimaldo123
Turn in your Man Card, Now!
AbridgedKirito
Guy probably says: "back in my day this area belonged to the native Americans!"
YupitsmeKarl
A man has no face
YarTheBug
http://imgur.com/5hy8aLA
NeoHelios
For real; if "being a man" means I cannot pursue my hobby, fuck it! What has "being a man" done for ME? Take your fkn "man" card, asshole!
Fyros
A man chooses, a slave obeys!
Eonymia
On the other hand, I have a pope card. It validates me as a pope. http://imgur.com/1aCNfuv
WhatRaySay
I'm not gonna beat that, well said +1
PhenTsoksar
It's a metaphor for men having the responsibilities of adulthood have little time for trappings of childhood. (1/
PhenTsoksar
a responsible father nurtures each of his children. a responsible husband.... yadda yadda yadda
brynbuchholz
A man is no one.
Blud4BludGod
Was gonna say, I don't recall ever needing a slip of paper to prove I'm a man. Must be easier to tell with me than this guy :B
spyrospeed99
We had a narcissist teacher give out "gentlemen cards" I told him if you need a card to say you're a gentlemen, then you aren't
NoOneFromNowhereWithNothingToSay
Well said. I just read a study of how this concept of proving "man-ness" is an enormous struggle for men with huge repercussions...
newsguycraigevans
At outdoor place, 90+ degrees, order a piña colada. Buddy says that's not very manly. Tell him it is when I do it.
5NoteHalf
NICE.
Mentok
You're god damn right. A man is comfortable with who he is.
whiskeytango73
Agreed
JohnGaltonStrike
Sarcee
Guys, I found Ron Swanson!
GrimWolfblood
This gave me a chuckle. I started watching that show because someone who knows me made that comparison. The way I speak, voice etc.
GrimWolfblood
Though obviously that character is written to extremes in certain ways.
mitharas
Manliness is all about independence. So you are 100% right.
Mayokopp
I feel really bad for Clint Eastwood that someone is using his face to spout shit like that
pcorb
Seriously dude, they never gave you the card?
YarTheBug
http://imgur.com/5hy8aLA
nonrelevantname
As a man, I order appletinis in a bar cause I'm married am comfortable with my sexuality and married so I stop giving a shit, mmm appletinis
MuddyMax
JD?
nonrelevantname
A man doesn't know what JD is
MinisterKai
JD is the main character of Scrubs. He's a doctor. Loves appletinis.
xorxfon
EEEEEAGLLLLLLEEE!!!
swaziwarrior
Am I the only one who read that in Jaqen H'ghar's voice?
Havacado
As a 33 year old man, fuck people trying to shame me and tell me what I should and should not enjoy. I'll do what I want.
Junktrunkjunkie
I've been getting away with watching kids cartoons all these years by calling it "animation research" The truth is I just like kids cartoons
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Havacado
Actually, what I mean is fuck you leave me alone. I am not bothering anyone by doing this thing I enjoy, so I don't want anyone's input on -
Havacado
how manly it makes me seem or how it's for kids etc.
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spacerocks
Pretty sure you need to lose the card in order to "be a man," so to speak. In Colombia, it's easier. NSFW:
spacerocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
Blud4BludGod
Holy shit
IllusionOfHatred
Probably some gurmpy fuck wants to make himself feel validated.
ThatOtherOneKid
Gurmpy
hailiar
100% my new favorite word. "Don't be such a Gurmpy Gus!"
shwat
Probably just jealous and wants to play but is too insecure about his 'manliness '
dormantmutant
Bet he calls people gay and faggots too.
GrimWolfblood
So you disagree? There's not shame in needing a gold star and a pat on the head. Not everyone is self-validating.
EtzioActive
Bro you got fucked. -50?? Take my +1 and RUN
GrimWolfblood
Nah, I misunderstood. Expected like so often on this site, someone salty was taking a shot at me, so I shot back. Can cost me some points.
IllusionOfHatred
I meant to post it on the original post, my bad.
GrimWolfblood
No worries at all.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Don't worry, everyone else understood.
coraflora
i bet he has android 4.3
CowMyster
It must suck to have your photo attached to such statements without ever knowing about it.
mybossknowsimonimgur
You mean every meme ever?
kattahn
I mean he was on national TV talking to an empty chair un-ironically so...
Teaser1
hi
cognescenti
Probably not at all. Because tit's social media. Which literally means nothing. This won't affect his life in any way positive or negative.
johntheswan33
ephemra
I associated it with Grand Torino because this is exactly the type of man he played...
JustanotherdamnMinnesotan
Clint Eastwood ran out of fucks to give decades ago. I would bet my life he don't give a subatomic shit about some pokie-man internet maymay
Inthewayandout
Or if you go even meta he cares about Pokemon memes cause that how little fucks he gibes
DrDadJokes
yeah, would be funny if the old guy secretly plays P-G himself in is own backyard
rrlyrae
well, remember that 4 years ago, he lost a debate with an empty chair...
MyNameChegg
References
FreeStevenAveryAndGiveMeFloofs
Thank you! How maddening!
wakanitch
- Everyone on memes
harrykiri
true. if I was clint I would straight up wana drop anyone talking shit about pokemon using my face.
LadyYmir
Your face would hurt pretty quickly
harrykiri
I don't even think you know what you mean.
LadyYmir
"I would drop anyone talking shit about pokemon using my face" implying you'd use your face to drop them. Grammar and punctuation. You know?
BuffingtonRumbleberries
I work 40hrs a week and ride an 800cc cruiser to and from, I'm getting into brewing my own mead and making my own beef jerky, If i want
KentuckyFriedForeskin
Hey guys, you realize riding a motorcycle doesn't make you any manlier, right?
SAIKOsean
I wanna try making mead. Mead is good.
dangerkitty
I've been thinking about making jerky; any thoughts on how you got started?
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Bonus points if it's a Suzuki.
BuffingtonRumbleberries
It is, 2000 Marauder.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Niiiiice. I rock a '99 Intruder that I got with 5500 original miles. Yesterday I just turned it over 7777.7
foxfire1112
None of these things make you a man tho so...
TehSeksyManz
I work 12 hour shifts at a paper mill, lift weights afterwards, and then go home and ride my bike around the neighborhood catching Pokes
TehSeksyManz
We, as adults, should be allowed to do whatever pleases us. Anybody who says otherwise xan fuck right off! ;)
ddpv
800cc? Awh, that is so cute. When do the training wheels come off?
DeZaim
Aww, do you ride a Harley? Poor boy/girl.
ddpv
Honda Pan European, because I might only have two wheels but damn if I have less paneling then a car!
AuzzieStig
Triumph Rocket 3 life 2300cc
akbrewer
Mead is amazingly easy to make. Love it. If it looks like lil mold on top dont worry its impurities from unpasteurized honey
Ryebread91
Any tips on what equipment to buy? I've been wanting too forever now by no clue on where to start really
captainikag
Visit a local homebrew store - the basics are a carboy, airlock and plug, a siphon and pump, and a way to ferment. Message me if interested!
akbrewer
Check your local brew store
akbrewer
All you need is a big pot to heat it to dissolve the honey then a bucket or carboy with an airlock then something to put it in.
akbrewer
All you need is a big pot to heat it to dissolve the honey then a bucket or carboy with an airlock then something to put it in.
akbrewer
All you need is a big pot to heat it to dissolve the honey then a bucket or carboy with an airlock then something to put it in.
Phayzzer
Do you have to use unpasteurized honey?
showmanic
For hipster cred, yes.
Phayzzer
Really, I thought it was a LARPing thing, a buddy of mine talked about it when he did his Renaissance fairs in the early 00's
akbrewer
Nope it's just what comes from my local brew store. I know a guy who uses Costco honey and makes amazing stuff
YouMightGetIdeas
Thinking riding a bigass bike and maknig mead and beef jerky makes you manly is the same as thinking playing pokemon go makes you unmanly
anj273
Bingo!
LeviDarni95
Youre missing the point
BuffingtonRumbleberries
I don't think it makes a difference I've used it to illustrate the point you can enjoy "manly" things and Pokemon.
YouMightGetIdeas
You don't get my point There's no such thing as manly or unmanly things. It's a matter of values and behavior
BuffingtonRumbleberries
Which is why it's in quotes. It's an example of what he would find "manly".
LeviDarni95
Exactly, well put
BuffingtonRumbleberries
to chase a rat that shoots lightning out of its ass in my spare time, that's my fucking business.
hoxanator
What does any of that shit have to do with Pokemon?
lazygrinder
Dude wtf pikachu is a mouse, not a rat...
siler7
But what does it do when you're busy?
funkmoth
This comment could stand without the previous one.
TysonGoesOutside
As a hunter, mechanic, and grumpy prick... I agree. Pokemon ain't my bag, but go for it.
LizardEnterprises
Yeah, and if I want to chase a flame-tailed lizard after canning my own fruit preserves, that's my business! ...Wait I think I messed up.
Azzreal69
I fucking love you man, brolove all the way.
betterave
Mead? Yum.
MetalJesus
Everything else aside, you sound like fun.
KarakLohr
Best thing I've read all day. You do you, fuck the haters...
Distractedlurker
You could have left out the first post. You don't have to prove how manly you are to chase lightning spewing ass rats. Just do you.
TemporaryUzername
yeah but validation.
XaviersSnakeArm
Lightning spewing ass rat, my new username, called it
brodiwankenobi
I'm dying
chimchim666
you had a good run
hoxanator
Exactly.
BuffingtonRumbleberries
That's kind of the point though. He can pry my "man card" out of my cold dead hands.
ajusf16
People that use the term man card are incredibly ignorant
ChronologicalMyopia
Notice the quotations, and "man card" is a scrubs reference that guys with lifted trucks and small penises took seriously.
KleptoFerret
Lightning spewing as rats. Can't. Fucking. Breath.
KennyRoc
Actually you are proving his point by defending an unmanly action with what you consider "manly" riding bike, mead making, etc.
TheQuack
you have an actual man card? I bet it's expired.
RustyCowboy
Damn
iamthisguy247
When my man card expired it was the worst. I got a new one, but that week of wearing panties and skirts sucked.