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One of the best jokes of season 2
Jul 15, 2016 10:38 AM
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thecabagethatjeremyclarksoneatsinS21EO3ofTopGear
I miss trip I was so sad when he died
Hellstorm99
That scene was creative as hell and definitely made me smile. Like, wtf, moment inside laugh
Cerinna
I died laughing at this bit. I really had to pause the episode so as not to miss any plot.
newworldtraveller
Pretty great series
Stilgod
That fucking title...
Eanikran
+1 for title alone
pomegranatejuice
I'm sure Comcast will find away to interrupt that download
dandep24
I forgot about Trip. Now I'm sad
SingularWit
Yay Agents of SHIELD +1
Rhadamanthus
Consider yourself served.
T3sl4co1l
Server'd.
WhenISpeakGIFsComeOut
Whelp. OP stole the best top comment with the title. Something something 404
T3sl4co1l
He should've put it in a comment, like a good point whore? :P
Kedearian
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. —Tanenbaum, Andrew S. (1989).
socksynurse
Wade, I am still eh about this joke.
klubai4
Still valid: packing a Honda CR-Z full with 10TB 3.5" HDs and driving for an hour = 41920 Gbit/s. Pretty damn impressive!
klubai4
(I picked the CR-Z because it has really shitty storage space :-))
GeekyGuyTitus
kamosey
I see they're using WinRAR.
colonellocke
Bravo!
sexynurse00288
Def thought that was Aubrey Plaza at first glance.
mediaboy911
TheMonkeyIsLoose
TheRicM
The files are IN the computer?
CursedWulf
It's a cabinet with files in it
TheRicM
Zoolander quote
Iosephus
Oh! What you did there, I see it!
v
Queenofhearts820
Can't even shout, can't even cry, the gentleman are coming by.
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
The gentlemen are creepy af
Iosephus
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
CakesArePrettyGood
where is that from
CatsandDnD
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, episode: Hush. One of the best Btvs episodes.
Iosephus
My favourite.
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Season 4 episode 12 I believe
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
I miss Trip
Aliabobwah
I watched the finale in pure denial. I was like "what's his power gonna be!?" a good while. I kept denying her claims that he was dead. tRIP
Polaris7
I hate on this show that every time they introduce a new agent they either die or turn evil. I like the idea that SHEILD is a larger (1)
Polaris7
organization than just the main cast and there are other competent members. Anytime they roll out the swat guys or a team of faceless (2)
Polaris7
agents, you just know it's about to be slaughter time (3)
PuddingIsAmazing
I feel you. I liked Lincoln too, he was the hot one.
MaddogExplosive
I always hated his forced romance with Daisy and generally didn't like him for a long time. Now I like him and am sick of Daisy. Shucks.
DubbieDubbie
We all do.
Freemasonry
He was one of my favourite characters :(
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
He brought the funk.
Vakariann
SaoMC
Aww, it's not even the upvote one
ixex
notmyrealnameomg
I always laugh hard at this.
Cerinna
Oh your usernaaaaame. YEEEEEEHS.
gmac6
The download was so big it broke Windows....
themadprofessor
Oh you magnificent bastard...
PostModernAesthetic
Why is this not top comment?
AliElkie
RIP Antoine Triplett, you'll forever be in my thoughts
fulminatrix
He and Skye would've been way cuter than Daisy and Lincoln ever were.
IvnWng
Nah, I actually enjoy their genuine non-romantic relationship in the show, kinda like their brother/sister relationship w her and Mack
fulminatrix
Okay, don't hate me but I kinda want to see her with Mack. I usually like platonics, I don't know what's wrong with me!
IvnWng
I get it, I dont want it, but I understand. I mean lets be real, if the show is real life Im pretty sure theyd bang ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IvnWng
Srsly, ridiculously hot people like them can't stay platonic for 5 seconds...
WhyEyeEn
tRIP
IvnWng
#triplives
The22ndDoctor
#triplivesmatter
Odinez
Trip turned out to be one hard mofo. Stone cold I tell ya.
ginandbearit
you didn't....
themadprofessor
Too bad he wound up hitting rock bottom and then cracking under pressure...
mileshunt1976
Always upvote skye
theHuskySparrow
THAT'S NOT HER NAAAAME
Iceblade09
Let's keep our heads.
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
It's Daisy now
ImmortalAzrael
Yeah, but Skye is a much better name.
hegj
♩♪ Speed, bonnie boat, like a bird on a wing... ♩♪
TylerWarranty
I hate that name. I am so upset that is her name now
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
I like it. Because if someone's called Daisy you're expecting this delicate little flower, but she's tough as nails.
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Well, I'm sorry for my opinion.
Gatorjon
That title
MetaphoricalFox
The quality of titles has been going up, lateky.
droppedapianodownamineshaft
Yeah, it was top comment when this was posted a few hours ago
swatz
I always forget how hot Mary Poppins was, I can't find a nanny like that for my kids.
JayProfet
mafaldamaya
That God! <3
mafaldamaya
*gif
WhatsaNinjaGottaDotogetanUpvote
Coulda Google driven the fuck out of there
SaltyInternetPirate
MediaFire would have been a bit more dangerous.
OblivionsBloodhound
Hnng
Refmylife
right?
OptimisticDownvoteLover
She's beautiful goddamn
waunakonor
During the end credits of Saving Mr. Banks they showed some pictures from the MP premiere and I was just stunned by how wonderful she looked
pataglop
Julies Andrews, the goddess.
graehall
Agents of SHIELD is such a damn satisfying show. But, I recommend you watch a whole season at a time. So you keep the story threads.
enzio64
Though if you haven't yet watched the movies, they do reference those events. Highly recommend a viewing guide.
MaddogExplosive
Seasons 1 & 2 had the most satisfying finales of any TV show I've ever seen. Season 3 was a letdown for me. I wish Agent Carter'd come back.
TheSecondTriumvirate
I love this show but Daisy need to toughen up a little bit IMO. A little bit of a crybaby. Everyone else had to make sacrifices and do 1/2
TheSecondTriumvirate
2/2 things they didn't necessarily want to do not just her
Ivajl
I saw season one, then they started more or less requiring that I watched the other marvel movies in between, then I quit the series.
graehall
Yeah, you don't necessarily have to watch the movies, but there's a break between episodes where you should.
radimentrix
watched all 3 seasons in a row and now i hate that i have to wait for season 4 :<
graehall
Season 3, damn, watching it as a marathon, it was so damn good. And Coulson, he's maybe my #1 man crush.
fulminatrix
And when he wears glasses, as in the gif above, damn. I just love him so much, though.
graehall
He's so great as a character, and as an actor, god damn, he's just so sexy, I can't put my finger on why, but holy shit he does it for me.
complimentpin
I enjoy it but I feel it's pretty eh. halfway through season 2
graehall
It really kicks in to gear after Winter Soldier. They also brought on some of the fight choreographers from Daredevil, shit gets beautiful.
complimentpin
nice i'll keep watching
graehall
There's some properly great fight scenes with Daisy, end of season 2. God damn. Daredevil choreographers, so good!
GoogleFucker
I don't think I'll ever forgive them for season 1, episode 17. While I applaud the acting chops of a certain character, I'm still sad
Tomkatie
I'm not a huge fan of the show, but I kind of loved that twist. It made his character and his acting so much more interesting.
GoogleFucker
His acting was PHENOMENAL
Tomkatie
He absolutely killed that role! IMO, it was the best thing the show could have done for his character and his career.
graehall
What happened in that ep? I haven't watched season 1 in ... god... I guess 4 years
GoogleFucker
I don't want to give anything away for those who haven't seen it, but it's the episode with Hydra
graehall
I guess, I could use a little more info. In spite of my love for the series, I found season 1 to be, pretty disappointing.
Its1111MakeAWish
It was definitely a rough start, in my opinion
GoogleFucker
Agent Ward
ghostwarlock
After season 3, Daisy is starting to get a little OP. But it's expected since Joss Whedon is involved and she's playing the part of Buffy.
deranger
Joss hasn't written or directed since the pilot, though.
ghostwarlock
That doesn't mean that he won't bring the banhammer down on writers that don't respect his plot threads. :P
MrMasscomedian
Daisy is OP even in comics. There is a reason Nick fury trusted her to become next head of shield.
srsfaceI8C
To be fair, with or without Whedon, it's a bit of a trope amongst super heroes in general anyway. It's kind of the source material.
graehall
I loved how compromised she was this season, and how her power was used against SHIELD. This season was pretty god damn boss.
ghostwarlock
I like that she finally figured out that she could use her power to launch herself into the air. Would've been the first thing I tried.
graehall
Yeah, watching the inhumanes figure out their shit was fascinating.
OrangeIsTheNewBanana
Am i the only one who thought this season was one of the worst? Like the first two were great.. but this last one just didn't compare
ghostwarlock
"The universe revolves around Daisy and almost everything that happens is directly related to some vague prophesy about her." -seasons 2 & 3
tyfi91
Personally I hated the 1st season but pushed through it, seasons 2 and 3 were really good. Also gave more to Hydra than just leftover Nazis.
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
Don't you dare talk shit about Buffy
blakeatwork
Buffy was crap. Wanna fight about it?
IUnderstandMostReferencesButNotAllOfThem
spicypadthai
After a few eps. I find the girl in the gif pretty uninteresting and not believable as a hacker/badass. Hope it gets better.
CarlosOfNightvale
The first season makes all the characters look bland and 2 dimensional
graehall
Oh it gets so much better, hell, just for Coulson, and for Ming Na, seriously, she's so great in this series. What a weapon of an actor.
TheCommunistComrade
She gets better, don't worry
graehall
If you were a Stargate Universe fan, she played the most unlikeable bureaucrat so well, like Umbridge from Potter unlikeable. She's great
IR591620
Chloe Bennet was never in SGU. However, Ming-Na Wen (Agent May) was. Is that who you were referring to?
graehall
Aye, it is. Ming-Na was the Umbridge type. She was also fucking fantastic in Push, a cult sci-fi.
Cerinna
The series cannot be judged by the first 6 or 7 eps. Maybe the first 8. I didn't like it at all and was very disappointed at first.
fulminatrix
I feel like I'm the only person who loved it from the get-go, but I do think the second half of season 1 on is when it gets really good.
dustycbc
I completely agree with you
Cerinna
Not sure if you're the only one, but I had to get convinced by my best friend to keep watching, because she read it got good after. :)
Cerinna
And I am very glad I allowed myself to be convinced.
ThEsOuLfLy
Where is this from..?
GoogleFucker
The Avengers. It's a deleted scene.
Gatorjon
"A Serbian Film" It's a fun family comedy.
BitterExChristian
AnIdiotSandwich
Mr Bean
AmatureInternetter
Darude - Sandstorm
norill
4th floor
fe1od1or
Cory in the House
TheGuest9999
Must... Contain..... Arghhh.... DARUDE- SANDSTORM
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Game of Throwns.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
☜(ﾟ∀ﾟ☜)
kobrakaimf
Bravo!
LindseyKhamphouy
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
GothamLord
Agents of SHIELD
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ThEsOuLfLy
thx
Anotherlevel34
Any good?
SilverSpades
Yes. First season is okay until Turn Turn Turn and it gets better. The following 2 seasons get progressively better imo.
kubi
Considering it's on a TV budget and timetable, it's decent at least.
rigatony222
Be prepared for a cheesy few first episodes, but then it suddenly takes a turn and gets mad interesting
ghsdkgb
Given what they have to work with (MCU taking much of the good stuff), it's pretty solid. On its own, though, eh.
centurion770
First season is meh until Winter Soldier, then it gets better. Second season was good. Third was best so far.
TheSecondTriumvirate
Except the end where Daisy doesn't stop whining when everyone else is keeping it together
masreya3
I mean she was going through withdrawals plus hating herself for turning/wanting to go back etc? Haha D: But yeah, kind of tired of her shit
CrazyCatLad
Fluctuates. I never finished the most recent season and don't plan to.
SilverSpades
"Fluctuates" is the perfect word to describe Flash Season 2.
CrazyCatLad
Oh lord I quit on that show after 2 episodes. I though Flash actor was horrible. I'm watching Strike Back right now...pretty good so far.
ThisFrickenGuy
Season 3 has been the best so far imo
CrestFallenWarrior
The main character is this bland female lead and there's a generic action man. The entire supporting cast has personality though.
ThatOneGifOfJerryFuckingTomInTheAssIsMySpiritSlave
The main character is Coulson, if there even is one.
gingerrito
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I loved the series
MirielBjartskular
I loved it as well. Watching season 3 right now
imjakefromstatefarm
Love it. Great show, great production value, good writers. That season 1 twist was like getting hit by mjolnir in the chest.
SilverSpades
It's not unpopular. It had the best season of all the superhero shows last season. Flash was wishy washy and Arrow is... Arrow, and 1/2
SilverSpades
Legends of Tomorrow has serious growing pains.
rigatony222
Ha arrow. What happened to that show?! Lol shit used to be my favorite show on TV
CrestFallenWarrior
I watched the whole first season and I still don't know.
SpyrusCogwheel
Pretty much this.
TheOneManBukkake
First season was a terrible example, and it wasn't their fault. The "twist" of Winter Soldier had them killing time. It gets WAY better.
koonkii
Why wasn't it their fault?
chaseNC
It starts getting good the 2nd half of the 1st season.
xXPlastikXx
That 9.8m/s/s download speed is unbelievably fast.....
ZidSieze
Too bad I only have 1622m/s/s :(
adwlob
Alt-253 = ²
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
*9.8m
freebodydiagram
Seems pretty standard to me.
tangowolf
Can't beat that bandwidth. The latency is absolute shit, however.
JamesJabberwocky
*m/s²
eggmuffin
That's the same thing...
T3CHN0CR4T
His format is equally valid. It's the same thing.
PandraPierva
you need more points for that one
Hakosukaz
Agreed.
PandraPierva
Looks like quite a few others did as well
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
it was going pretty smooth but it crashed at the end
TheRoyalSpoon
lion0502
^ deserves far more points than it has
IMightBeAGiraffe
Sure, that's the advertised rate but you have to factor in air resistance when calculating download speeds
deranger
also, gravity
joshuabb1
Horribly underrated comment
IMightBeAGiraffe
I got in on this thread pretty late. Glad a few people got to see it.
ThatMethHeadDownTheStreet
That's gravity right?
ImAnEngineerForTheMoney
Yes. It's 32.2 ft/sec^2 in American
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
Nononono, we don't use imperial when dealing with physics :P
ImAnEngineerForTheMoney
Sssh. We don't let the others know that!
ThatMethHeadDownTheStreet
Yay, 13 years of the education system hasn't taught me nothing.
ICritMyPants
You don't need no education!
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
So.... It has taught you many things then?
DeafVader
Looked closer to 32ft/s/s to me...
PiGuy314
http://hondakarma.com/data/attachment-files/2014/11/54745_metric-vs-imperial-funny.jpg
sperli04
T3CHN0CR4T
Lmao +1
DeafVader
http://cdn.webfail.com/upl/img/fd91ccdc1dd/post2.jpg
HeavyCloud
Any idea what book this is from? Could probably find it by searching, but I am a lazy bum.
SerpentWearer
I would like to know as well.
PiGuy314
I'm working on a degree in Google searches, so I'm happy to oblige. Wild Thing by Josh Bazell.
HeavyCloud
Thanks. And good luck with your degree.
supermandan225
As someone from the states, I wish they would push Metric harder. So much simpler...
PiGuy314
Right there with you. A few interstate signs near me have km on them where we tried to switch a while back, but alas people are stubborn.
mastikator
One option could be to have both and teach metric in school. Once the old people die the imperial system will die with them.
AFineDayForScience
As someone in the US with a small penis I too wish we had metric. 7.62 centimeters sounds much more impressive than 3 inches.
Locate1
But.. that's acceleration :(
clnoy
Which is just speed per time.
user82650
If the distance and initial velocity are fixed, the acceleration determines the time, so in an abstract way it *is* speed.
MattyRain
THANK YOU.
TheOneTrueDave
darksamus8
das the joke you dummy!
Hyippy
OliverClothesoff70
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/483/894/463.jpg
MacroManJr
You just decelerated their joke. :(
ireallylikebutts
That is not a term that is actually used.
MacroManJr
1) Don't care. 2) You understood it. 3) "Decelerate" is a real word. 4) You decelerated my joke.
ireallylikebutts
It's a real word because people used it so damn much so it was forced. Which is the reason I can understand it, it's just a colloquialism.
UmmmPhrasing
I like this
xXPlastikXx
or the rate at which an object falls.... seeing as the filing cabinet is falling....
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Nope wrong, that's the acceleration due to gravity, the rate at which it falls(velocity) is increasing due to velocity.
deranger
*due to gravity
EyesLikeTheSky
No that's called velocity. This is acceleration
xXPlastikXx
which is the rate of acceleration so yes you are correct.... Why so Serious??
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Yeah no, rate at which an object falls isn't acceleration..
HesGotTwoFirstNames
Speed is rate of change of position. Acceleration is rate of change of speen.
MacroManJr
..."speen"?
ProfessorMorifarty
"If acceleration is 9.8 m/s^2, and the initial speed is 0, then after 100 seconds the download speed will be 980 m/s," isn't funny though.
ireallylikebutts
No. The rate at which is falls is constantly changing the moment it begins free fall. That is its velocity, and it is increasing because 1/2
ireallylikebutts
It is accelerating.
mastikator
From the box's perspective it feels no force and is thus not accelerating, it's floating still in a curved spacetime.
ohhhDrew
However, the cat inside the file cabinet is both dead and alive upon impact...until they open the cabinet, then it's only one of those
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Must be the Flux capacitors inducing a transvibrational subparticle distortion, I think your right
mastikator
I'll see myself out
ICritMyPants
As the box is not falling through empty space, it will feel the air resistance (force) and thus its acceleration up until terminal velocity
mastikator
It will continue to feel acceleration once it has reached terminal velocity. You're feeling acceleration right now.
mastikator
It saddens me that people are downvoting science. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle and upvoting misinformation
DeLaRuuu
You are incorrect. Gravity is an external force, and so is the drag force acting on the box. It would indeed feel those forces.
mastikator
You literally do not feel gravity when you are in free fall. You are literally wrong about this. I am literally not misusing these words.
Thorbane
Well, it would feel the drag and hitting the ground, but as for gravity, well, general relativity is weird.
DrSparken
Gravity is a body force and cannot be felt (until the gradient is large enough to differ across the object). Drag is correct though.
DeLaRuuu
Upvote this guy, not me. I'm a fraud!
user82650
An object in free fall does not feel any gravity.
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
you are incorrect. A file cabinet is not sentient so it would indeed not feel those forces.
DeLaRuuu
I'm sorry. I had a hard thought about it, and concluded that you indeed would not feel the gravitational force. I'm literally sorry.
DeLaRuuu
@mastikator
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
The Download speed is amazing
IFuckOnTheSecondDate
It's almost terminal
JonnyTHM
Fun fact, when google needs to send huge amounts of data they actually use this method. Though with trucks instead of gravity.
EdumamacationUSay
damn. i really like you.
Thecogwheel
The upload speed however is terrible
HellaPictureSeeing
They have Time Warner Cable, that's just normal.
Subconsciousness
I don't think either of you understand. You downloading from them is THEIR upload speed. You uploading is YOUR upload speed.
Tikityler
yeah, but they can cap that. If you get google fiber I get 940MB down and up. If I get cable they sell 25 down 5 up.
Subconsciousness
1 Gigabit/s internet is only 125 MB/s. And what I said had nothing to do with interent providers, just that they were both mixing up dl/up.
schlummi
CRC check might fail.
Frederf
I'm reminded of a huge Samsung SSD array. They threw a DVD out the window and copied it at the same time. Copy finished first.
IgniaEternale
Yeah, but then it takes forever to process.
SumeetPrakash
I actually laughed more than I should have lol +1
nacko
The latency is bad. You wouldn't, like, want to play Halo on it. But the bandwidth is to die for.
straussberg
It increases at 9.81m/s/s
Frederf
Found the jerk!
Frederf
Fourth derivative of position? No one?
PinchJoe
Eh. It's only 9.8mb/sec^2. I get 40mb at work.
pixe1adrift
*-9.8
youtah
But it's also dependent upon the height. It gets faster the further it downloads. 32 Feet per second, per second, until terminal velocity.
KatCatKittyKatCat
Ugh beat me to it!!!! Curses lol
DiscoMutantAnimalWarrior
But... But that's acceleration
liberated
I get 1.5 Petabytes/sec with my wife. Sadly, this is too fast.
ItsJustRocketScience
Damnit, I was gonna say that :(
AnarchistAbe
So it's a terminal server?
rumandbass
fuckin people. +1
JustSomeLonelyCommentFarmer
I ,too, enjoy fucking my co-species.
Rinani
If it downloads for long enough.
N0616JC
That is if you're downloading that on Earth.
MennyRus
But it means that after a few seconds it will be faster than your 40mb. Imagine what speed it will have after a minute or two!
krenshala
The problem with it is that the larger the file, the more data corruption you get on the download.
DanOrtega
Only if there is no resisting forces on the way.
youtah
Gravity accelerates the rate of fall at 32 feet per second, per second, until terminal velocity.
metalman125
9.8 meters pet second.
Yourmuffinfuckingsucks
Stupid air and wind and sidewalks.
DanOrtega
loled at sidewalks.