ChunkyChewbacca
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Jun 30, 2021 9:55 PM
ChunkyChewbacca
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legobumb
All you have to do is wear a polo shirt in a store and people will think you work there lol
ChallengerDeep
Women? Why not men? This is like an older woman trying to keep the other women in their place. Sounds almost incel-y.
sirtheysaid
Okay Karen.
WoodfolkFae
They're probably there to buy wonder bread
foresthillsbob
But what if they respond with "Yes, how can I help you?"
NormanWilson
I'm so happy you're not a friend of mine.
Lulabel73
Going up to someone who has a handbag and a trolley/cart/basket and asking them if they work there, just makes you look like an idiot.
HaplessCat
This has happened to me (in scrubs or business attire). Deadpanned, "Now, why do you think I work here?" They fucked off, quickly.
CorneliusCornwall
And when my supermodel girlfriend surprises me with a 3090 I cry caviar tears. What am I going to do with 4 graphics cards
neilp20063000
Keep one for backup, then go to a game stop and stomp on the other 2 before throwing them in the trash in front of the plebs?
Clymenus000
Some of us dress up to go to the grocery store because it's the only place we really "go out" to any more...
sirtheysaid
Yes. also some ppl dress up to maintain a certain purpose or ceremoniousness in life. Whatever works; it doesn't mean they're rich or snooty
pbrtallboy
Maybe you making them feel uncomfortable. You're being prejudice. They're just trying to move through life like you and I......
AnonymouslyGratifying
My gran didn’t have money but always dressed up to go out cause she didn’t get to go to many places. She was the nicest person ever.
AnonymouslyGratifying
Also, if you think mistaking someone for working at a grocery is insulting…you are a piece of shit.
Starfury42
Some of those fancy looking people are on the ragged edge of bankruptcy I'm guessing.
MrKomisiripala
I like the “Havard? Is that a liberal arts school?”
B2SteakSauce
Ah the grocery store; the perfect place to find a rich person to eat.
dekket
Haha this is so petty. I love it
Pokegeologist
Shit, I could be wearing a green shirt in a Target and still get asked for customer assistance.
FapitalistPig
If they start giving you shit threaten to get them fired.
Seru666
"I want to see your manager" :D
LaursnandBobsickleandnowSullybun
I just ask anyone, the first person I see if they work there or not. Chances are they have shopped there before and know where it is.
electronicbovine
I've done this a bunch of times. Very effective, people tend to be friendly when they can easily help.
silverwolf0
In the real world, you apparently are an asshole.
galapas
squreky
Coworker of mine is a bodybuilder and is 6' tall, he went to Lowes and this smaller guy was being a real jackass to the salesmen so my
squreky
Coworker asked the smaller guy "if I pick you up, will you reach this item for me?"
Jackboot77
childish, I hope they laugh in your face and then spend $300+ on groceries and flaunt it in your pathetic face
meemee01
Only 300$? Muhaha..?
BulletSponge7
Remember, she's not snooty, she's just "sassy" when she judges people based on their appearance.
tbomber
"Its different when I do it."
sirtheysaid
"I don't like giving hand jobs but I love getting hand jobs."
skipweasel
Don't ask them, just assume, "Could you tell me where you keep the mustard, please?"
JCBalance
Wouldja please pass the jelly?
InsolventTacos
Botticelliii
A tragic tale in one photo.
krissboo
Grey Poupon?
LadyClio
But of course!
mungtongue
ShizzyMcKreepy
"who let you in here Mr Trump, dinners not until 7"
skipweasel
Ah - now not in Britain, but I get the reference ' cos of Bill Bryson.
krissboo
Or Wayne's World
evaunit117
I shouldn't be judged, says the same people that judges others by appearance.
Nopepatrol1
Totally fair comment.
Goveggie222
Kinda- but it’s like white oriole crying “racism”. Like yeah there’s prejudice involved here, but society shits on people who wear (1/2)
Goveggie222
2/2 sweatpants, and applauds people who wear designer. Why do we put so much emphasis on appearance? Beyond hygiene, it should not matter
Goveggie222
While people *
Goveggie222
Jesus H - white people- goddam it
XAMANDER
So many people pretend to be well off but are in debt up to their eyeballs. Obsessed with social status. It's so stupid. I usually go to--
whatbuttondoipush
Op op opa gangman style
duhqueenmoki
That's me. I make $80k a year so I'm "well off" but I'm $60k in debt (student loans, credit cards, car loan). I rent. I have roommates.
paperfanman
When I moved to California I made a lot of friends with bmws that have no business spending that kind of money But social culture demands it
METR0ID
lol, weak to the peer pressure. I'd rather have a more reliable Acura / Lexus than a BMW
pitiflus
Imronburgandy
my safe place and slather myself in essential oils to null the pain.
XAMANDER
When someone is talking shit on you but it's still kind of funny.....
Imronburgandy
It was all in good fun and thank you for taking it well. Your point was well said.
XAMANDER
the store after I wake up in my pajama bottoms and flip flops and some old shirt I have with holes in it. I don't even care.
DaMummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV_YAeXOSiw
Noitisnot
The goal is to be rich, not look rich
belongsinamuseum
Google “Sam Walton’s truck”
ACDNGUY
Used to work at a casino. The real high rollers looked common and were kind. Ppl dropping a few k were the ones ‘trying’ and were jerks.
Puzzledpuma24
Is that you Dude?
mixel08
Haha same. I sometimes feel embarrassed, but then I'm usually like "ah who cares."
Dragonfury5
I don't care for customers who dress like that. It makes me feel like you feel we're not worth getting dressed for.
SenfinaZeit
I dont think anything is really worth getting dressed up for, except maybe a date.
paranoidplatinum
Interesting, I never really thought that the employees would have that opinion. Makes sense though.
alienanthropologist
Yeah I usually use the self checkout for that reason. I'm not here to impress people or talk to them, I'm here to buy shit.
KinetoPlay
Well if people were there to see you, that might matter. They're there for bread not socializing.
iwishicouldthinkofausernamebuticant
As retail, I feel that. I work by a waterpark hotel and some of the ways people come in to the store can feel disrespectful since I don't >
iwishicouldthinkofausernamebuticant
Have the control in the transaction. It is unprofessional for me to work like that, so why is there not a level of professionalism from you?
iwishicouldthinkofausernamebuticant
But also, I'm going to Walmart, not a job interview. I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time getting ready.
neilp20063000
They come for the groceries, not to make you feel important. I’ve literally never given a tiny thought to what I wear at the grocery store
neilp20063000
It used to be scrubs, pre-covid. I mean, I’m going to go shower and change on way home from 24 hour surgical cover because the grocery store
neilp20063000
Clerk ‘doesnt care for those people’? Nah. Should have made better life choices
superunderpants
I agree with you. It's slobbish, lazy and unhygienic. You can garuntee if they are too lazy to dress they won't wash either.
neilp20063000
Lol, bullshit. I can walk into a store looking as disheveled as a hobo, but I’ll be the cleanest person in there.
superunderpants
So someone who hasn't got dressed, washed or brushed their teeth isn't dirty and that equates to someone wearing scruffy clothes. Okay ?
XAMANDER
If it makes you feel any better I have good hygiene, always where my mask and try to be cool with workers. I've worked retail myself.
snaggletoof
Technically, every single shirt you own has holes in it.
pizzapartyhard
Technically holes don’t exist.
vicvalour
'Shirts are weird, like you go into one hole and come out three'.meme
teenie13
SnackMasterRanger
Not mine. I just take two of them and strap them together like a normal person
cupcakesandviolence
....listen here you little shit.
XAMANDER
Technically, all matter in the universe has holes in it.
AuralOcean
And I'm here to fill life's holes. Hello. I'm Zapp Brannigan.
KaptainObveeus
Sounds like the start of a Troy McClure scene
Enternety
Technically, the universe is almost completely holes with just a tiny amount of matter in it
ILikeTinyBoxes
Holes.
DetectiveGaff
Your story has holes in it
Mokelzwerg
That’s… kind of douchey. Aren’t people allowed to dress as they like?
Jokesterwild
Yeah.. how dare someone want to look good for themselves.
wiskyfan
OP should have said snooty ACTING.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
I’d be hard pressed to describe how you’d passively act snooty grocery shopping. Well other than perusing gray poupon of course.
wiskyfan
Bitchen to the help…
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Well yeah if someone is being actively cunty sure but that’s not the scenario being described.
wiskyfan
It is the scenario for this comment thread. Acting.
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
So yeah agree. Should have said snooty ACTING.
tbomber
In other words... going out of your way hoping to irritate people based on their appearance.
dallywhacker
Thank you
TheobromineAddict
Just the wannabe 1%ers.
currst
Had it happen to me. I helped the person. I just thought it was funny
Jusmar
But it's okay because they're a different class and gender
kkanne20
Thank you
KootchieKoo
As someone born w/resting bitch face so my own mom brain-raped me w/"humbling" shit like this, fuck ppl who assume others need to be humbled
sirtheysaid
Agreed. As if there isn't enough anger in the world already. They are just projecting and assuming others are as bitter as they are.
upsidedownyhead
Punching up is more ethical than punching down...
neilp20063000
It’s not more ethical, it’s just that the poors like to band together against people who have it better than them, so they justify it by
neilp20063000
Making out that the other group are intrinsically wrong/bad because they have things the poors covet.
Endonae
And not punching at all is more ethical than punching
upsidedownyhead
Obvs
sleepwellfriend
If someone did as OP described I'd make a face and say no. not bc it's insulting but bc they idiots to not know grocery workers wear aprons
sleepwellfriend
PS at Goodwill once I unwittingly wore a blue shirt the same shade as their t-shirts & I got tons of questions hahaha
jscmac
As a grocery store worker, I get a kick out of how often I get the “do you work here?” It’s like nah I’m just right bored wearin their shit.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I’m not a rich snooty looking person but I have been asked if I work somewhere plenty of times. Never bothered me. I even helped some people
neilp20063000
Plot twist: he *did* actually work there
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I did work there like 15 years ago. I still know where everything is tho.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
I bet they cry in their Rolls Royce all the way back to their beautiful home.
Gen1Optimus
They probably do
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Lifestyles of the rich and famous! They've got mansions. Think we should rob them
spacecase1620
Fuck yeah Good Charlotte reference
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Do you wear your birthday suit when you're home alone?
lookingOknaked
You're telling me I made a woman cry and it wasn't because of my penis size? SCORE!!
HandoB4Javert
"She asked me if I *WORKED*!!!"
moshthun
That's the fun part, they go back to their beautiful homes, and despite the riches, still have nothing going on in their life, which 1!2
moshthun
depresses them. Everyone fucking suffers. 2/2
billyrayvalentine
tbadass
To the rich people I know this would be one of the biggest insults you could say to them.
brusten0
Where is my beautiful house?
Dachsmeister420
Where is my beautiful wife?
canipetthatdawg
How did I get here?
Asadsadsadclown
My god, what have I done
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
You'd be tempted to think theyre happy because of those possessions. You'd be wrong. Theyre trying to fill an unfillable hole
malzacharia
Like ur mom
Mokelzwerg
Some are happy, some are not. It’s almost as they are… people.
Lulabel73
That’s why they say - Money can’t buy happiness.
neilp20063000
Lol, as someone who grew up super poor and had to work 2 jobs to pay for college- that’s utter shit. I’ve never been happier than after
neilp20063000
We got rich. Not rich as fuck, but we are debt free, own our 7 figure house and got money to burn. It’s ducking dope
Lulabel73
The saying has nothing to do with money though. It’s about not being able to buy an emotion
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
"The only relief they'll find is in the hands of the lord, and it'll be my pleasure sending these cunts to meet him"
jointdawg94
I like it too
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
not a real quote but I liked the sound of it
Skywalker2416
Mercedes - those driving a Rolls Royce don’t do their own grocery shopping…. That’s for the help.
insomniac24x7
They don’t drive their own Rolls, you drive your own Bentley. A rolls gets a driver
cforcalvin
yea i’ve seen bentleys parked outside of the mansion on the street- “the beater”
tr26
Rolls is specifically designed for people who employ a driver, interestingly
Bunhyung
The help is driving the pedestrian Mercedes to market.
Skywalker2416
This guy gets it
Hurro
Exactly. The help isn't allowed to touch the RR.
Prinzka
*Roller
tr26
Except for the driver, who is also the help
justanotherdoug
The driver is in another bracket, they know secrets.