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zn97cw2k5f4
My mom would wrap the wine box with birthday wrapping paper and bring it into restaurants. No one questioned it.
TotallyNotASerialKiller
We used to hang the bags from trees at parties.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Y’all never slapped the bag? Also, once it’s done, you can blow air back in and use it as a pillow if you wana get real wookish.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Well it's stupid, because then you can't blow it up and use it for a pillow when you finish it and pass out
simpletaco
If you poked a hole in it ..you would loose the opportunity of it a pillow when empty.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Yes
3PiecesOfBread
Yes
andmysoundslaiddownbytheUnderGround
Space Bag Tag!!!!
krazeeman450
Wait until they discover the beauty of camelbacks
Gilgamech
Some of those Old Water Bottle straws had sharp plastic ends, just like a Capri Sun straw - but way more durable and reusable. Perfect here.
zedmanard79
Yes. Yes it is.
Ayecantread
It has a twist valve thingy, just use that and you won't spill wine.
ExtraAverage
Correct answer. A bit of 3/8 ID tube and you've got a mommy juice camel back.
miked854
Fuckin A, why ruin a perfectly serviceable wine bong?
Redwind007
You use this valve to blow air in yo it so the wine comes out faster too ;)
TheRealDoomsong
You can also connect a hose and do wine box stands
RagingNorseman
Good luck doing that with a paper straw!
KnifeKnut
They make sharpened titanium straws now you know
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Yeah fuck California
Harryteeters
Some people have never Slapped The Bag and it shows
mockzaylin
I mean, who's gonna stop you?
blueyedwineaux
Do it. If it makes you happy, do it.
lemmonjello
why the fuck would you do that? it would ruin the ability to blow it up and use it like a pillow when you pass out on the floor.
Namotatop
What the fuck is a bag of wine? Man when I enter the world of alcohol consumption, the day will be very interesting.
loser9999
Only if you drink it right away because it doesn't hold the seal after it's open
orangebicx
Why put a hole in ya soon to be pillow.
RSMT
tommyatkinsteapot
No problem, then shoot a red grenade, job done
KingAardvark1st
No, because bagged wine tastes like gym sock tea. Get a spiral straw for a standard wine bottle
TwoStupidDogs
As long as you still slap the bag before sips
punnypanther
CARDBOARDEAUX! CARDBOARDEAUX! CARDBOARDEAUX! CARDBOARDEAUX! CARDBOARDEAUX! CARDBOARDEAUX! CARDBOARDEAUX! CARDBOARDEAUX! CARDBOARDEAUX!!!!!!!
fatInIC
No, but you can pull the sack out near the end and suck the last few dregs from the spigot, because, well, waste not.
SherMattLockSmith
Mate, move to Australia, it's socially acceptable to remove the bag from the box, tie it to a clothes drying rack, and spin it to see (1)
SherMattLockSmith
(2) Who drinks next.
BunnyGoesHopHop
Goon of Fortune!
iaintgottime4this
imyourrealdad
Forget taking the bag out, stab that straw through the box and drink box it like you were 7.
chittychittybangbanglovesustoo
Ok I will do it for all the rest of us.....what is Slap the Bag?
DunnowForgot
Apparently it's a college party thing. https://spoonuniversity.com/how-to/slap-the-bag-how-to-play
ElroydIsGone
LOL "...the game that proves, that college students can even make wine unclassy."
isetprettygirlsonfire
Someone clearly has never played slap bag
Justzissguy
LANAAAAAAAAAA
Just did that last weekend at Lucidity Festival. Was alot of friends first time slapping a space bag!
isetprettygirlsonfire
Nice!!! Did you have fun? Some friends were performing there.
LANAAAAAAAAAA
It lands around my birthday so Ive gone every year except the 2nd year. 9 now I think? Best birthday week I've had yet! Definitely recommend
LANAAAAAAAAAA
And basically every main performance was accompanied by fire dancers of some sort so I probably saw your friends!
isetprettygirlsonfire
What a fun tradition! That was definitely them.
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
I was just thinking of all the bonfires where we played Slap the Bag. You are a person of culture
Schitzoflink
So many festivals too.
recury
Honestly how was this even a game
undeadlemur
alcohol
cleverlydisguised
For us it wasn't a game, but a ritual. You pass the bag in the festival tent, you slap the bag.
MaadMaanMaatt
Schitzoflink
I just like looking at people and saying in my best Tyler Durden voice "I want you to slap this as hard as you can"