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Source: http://tonsoffacts.com/30-interesting-bizarre-facts-wolverine/
igorbarenschlager
He also survived being eaten by the Hulk in Old Man Logan.
MyDogJake
He survived a nuke and being ripped in half. And a steamroller. One of these doesn't seem as bad as the others...
sdfq3gb23gb423g2
"it's even suggested that his sense of smell is so strong that he can smell light waves." are you fucking kidding me?
wasabicontactlenses
Out of 15 "facts", 2 contradict each other. His first appearance was as a villain, but his first appearance was as Canadian superhero?
JoshuaCM0408
He will forever remain in my top 5 favorite superheroes of all time.
thatusernameisregistered
Wolverine CAN get drunk, but his body purges it very fast, so it doesn’t last very long. That’s why he drinks a lot and often.
goblinart
Some of these are just so mutherfucking stupid.
ImmortalAzrael
Two more: He was originally intended to be an actual mutant wolverine and his claws were supposed to be part of his gloves.
cfcannon
Reminds me of the Badger.
CAPSLOCK999
Only as weapons: http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/cooking-wolverine-making-a-sandwich-slicing-sausage-xmen-13851197580.gif
cfcannon
That sausage reminded him of Sabertooth so...I'll allow it.
TielKiri
He can "smell light waves" Yeah, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard That's like saying he can smell the abstract concept of a square
LoopStricken
Also known as Cyclops.
sdfq3gb23gb423g2
i fucking know, right? that's not how this works. that's not how any of this works!
tekkblade
#2 after the atomic blast everything seems insignificant. Should have saved that for last.
DireBat
SNIKT!!
TheGlow
If I recall hes not even technically human, like descended from Apes, but some offshoot descended from wolves.
TheGlow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulus_(comics)
WastingEvenMoreTime
SleepyTrex
Because of that smoking ban they took the cigar out of the accessories that came with the recent revoltech figure.
JayPumpkinCat
Fact #16 Wolverine once ripped off his own leg and beat Al Sharpton into a coma over some cold french fries.
NachoPete
TONSOFFACTS.COM
MrLunas
If Wolverine gets ripped in half, do both halves regrow the other half and then there's two Wolverines?
zac677
If they are talking about Old Man Logan, he grows back together in the hulks stomach after being eaten.
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
As i recall, Hulk chucked the lower half on top of a mountain, and Logan crawled A Very Long Way to re-attach himself.
Premed
Wait, he was a villain & sent in by the Canadians. So if he was in cahoots with Canadians this implies Canadians were villains. Hulk Bad.
cfcannon
Watch out for the snowbacks. They walk among us undetected unless you have poutine.
qwerty4007
#10 He uses his claws as weapons because they're giant fuckin claws! I use a pistol as a weapon too, but not to open a Pringles can.
Milkboy101
X-23 is one of my favourite characters in comics. Usually clones turn out.... Meh. *COUGH SUPERBOY COUGH* But yeah X-23 is sick as hell.
Kingstad
smell light waves
Skawomplious
I think there should still be smokers among the superheroes. Just don't make it "cool". Make it a PITA when they have to step outside, etc
SenorFunGuns
Smoking a cigar is different from a cigarette though...
CityYeti
I remember seeing him in "Spiderman and his Amazing Friends", which was a show in the 1980s where Spiderman is usually teamed up with iceman
CityYeti
and firestar, who were known x-men. When they introduced Wolverine, he had an Australian accent
Ltrain5
They always knew jackman would take up the claws
PurrPaul
I love facts about fictional characters.
AutomaticBzooty
Can we call them *ficts*?
PurrPaul
Ficts. I like it. So shall it be.
chrisprattspornstache
ArtMadeofYourComment
Iamnotcryingyouarecrying
I am not crying, you are crying
Cheawing
chrisprattspornstache
IHaveABunchOfBoobyImagez
Get it X-23 has 2 claws and Logan has 3 which makes 23.
chrisprattspornstache
Honestly never noticed that, neat
theFartySarlacc
Quick maffs
ArugulaZ
This actually made me respect Wolverine less. Come on, regrowing himself from a single blood drop? And they say Superman is overpowered.
LoopStricken
That only happened because the blood drop landed on some sort of god-power crystal artefact.
JoshuaCM0408
Now Canada has an even greater superhero:
370zSteve
LeaderBeans
ScottishPower
FrancoUnAmerican
/a/fUifx This one is the real CAnadian super hero ;)
barbarians9
"Monsieur se magasine un coup de pied dans l'cul!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1y16sZYgcE
CaptCanada
thats a good photo of me
FrancoUnAmerican
It's the best I could find. I wanted one with "araignée man"
JakeHawke
goflyblind
alanivar75
It's not loading for me, but that better be Scott pilgrim
lntrn2814
Captain Canuck?
Lienadd
Ryan Reynolds
alanivar75
Ugh. Deadpool is cancer. ;)
SifrNihilum
Technically true!
Grudgebearingmidget
Downvoted you for a second, upvoted when I got the joke. For those that don't get it, Deadpool is FULL of tumors if not a giant talking one.
alanivar75
(also I hate Deadpool, and wish he didn't exist)
theonlyrexmitchell
Wolverine wasn't a villain in his first appearance. He just happened to clash with the hulk while on a mission (source: I have the reprint)
Gnje
I watched the cartoon, i don't think they met for the first time in the cartoon thou https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lopi1FmMnBk
THRAWN18
Hulk, a US citizen entered Canada illegally. Hulk was the villain and Wolverine the hero
AmnesiacAUS
Antagonist would be the operable word. Not evil, but conflicts with the hero, hulk, for plot.
WoTLert
antagonist =/= villain, right
CYhilton
Ohhh, I thought they were trying to say the hulk was the villain in that issue
zelmagustar
That’s what I thought
hotice919
I think a better word would have been antagonist, not villain.
Adthay
Wasn't the villain in that one the Wendigo?
theonlyrexmitchell
I know he was in it, but I can't remember. Been 20 years since I had it out of the plastic.
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
You are correct
Iankill
Yeah he v was working for the Canadian air force they are hardly villians. Although i like to see that marvel story about evil canada
rockjock29
Sorry for havin ta beat the livin piss out of ya. No hard feelins eh?
subcconst
snow mexicans cannot be trusted
MagnaSleight
More like civilized America
theonlyrexmitchell
They have a deadly assassin team called 'Sorry in advance, eh'.
Ymgurian
Hahahahhahaha!
DevonGronka
Their agents are named after terrifying wildlife, with names like "wolverine", "grizzly", "bison", "leopard seal", and "moose".
theonlyrexmitchell
Don't mess with a man named 'Moose', no matter his nationality.
TwoCheese
Unless you’re at a leather bar. Then I’ll bet he’d enjoy you messing with him.
LeaderBeans
You mean Quebec?
MagnaSleight
Quebexico?
6pace
ayyy
bkslider
I literally grew up watching the 90s X-men TV show and Wolverine was my favorite character. But smelling light waves? I'm gonna call BS.
kilmore
I wonder how much wolverine's human horn would fetch
DevonGronka
I always liked Gambit.
goflyblind
doodle-oodle-doo-do-do, doodle-oodle-doo-do-do, doodle-oodle-doo-do-do, do-do!
zelmagustar
Dun-dun-da-dun-dun-da-dun-dun-da-dun-dun da-da-da-dee-deeeeeee
IronMagnus
I smell light waves with my eyes...
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Brown is especially smelly.
DevonGronka
Isn't that basically how it would work?
IronMagnus
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TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
You gonna call bullshit on the power of a fictional character?
WyrmsWorks
Yes. Plausible deniability only goes so far.
MrJaunty
Next they'll say it's impossible to pinch temporary holes in dimensional walls and pass through them instantaneously.
BarryAllensSole
Or that jumping from a 20 story tower in to a bail of hay is irrational
DevonGronka
Or that no one has bone claws that extend from their wrists. pfft
MrJaunty
Someone could survive having liquid hot metal fused to their entire skeleton. Relatable, that.
nightshonor
He does smell ozone wafting up from a laser array in the first episode.
DevonGronka
That's not really unusual, though. an average person can smell ozone from those plasma sphere thingies. When a phone overheats it gives 1/2
DevonGronka
off the same distinct smell.
SirDownvote
The only difference being that ozone is in no way a form of light
TechnicallyInsane
A normal human can smell ozone, that ain't special unless it's in tiny, tiny amounts.
Krakencrotch
Every time there's a shield mentioned in the Dune books you hear about the "distinct ozone smell"
Vydrach
Really understating X-23 AKA Laura Kinney, there. She became his adoptive daughter, had a similar, if reversed, overall theme, and became-
Vydrach
the new Wolverine after his death.
zackofspades
Portrayed amazingly in the movie ‘Logan’ as well.
Absent
How did the "damaged DNA" affect her cloning tho? :o
Vydrach
Comic plot. How does Flash run across the entire universe faster than someone can instantaneously teleport?
Vydrach
Full, male clones were unviable, 22 attempts were made. One doctor figured out that a female clone would work, but wasn't allowed to, so-
Absent
oh ok. thanks
Vydrach
De nada
Vydrach
she did it anyway and when the organization found out, basically said, "Ok, but you have to be the one to give birth to it as well." And-
Vydrach
that doctor was Sarah Kinney, who ended up with a motherly attachment to her.