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With this note-book guide you will have the advice and skills from retired Navy SEAL Clint Emerso. It is a guide, adapted to civilians and for the adventurers who could end up in life-threatening situations. With this, you will get a book that is packed with established self-defense skills to expand your relevant skills, including tips on escaping a locked trunk, immobilizing maneuvers, evading shooters, rappelling down the side of a building, and much more. If you acquire this book you it surely will be put to good use should you step outside the door for a walk in the forest.
Buy/Source: http://www.manlymaterial.com/100-deadly-skills-by-ex-navy-seal.html
houtaku
Run, hide, hit them with your elbow. So, nothing effective, then.
Magnivore
It doesn't really help that you put the BLUF at the end.
lewlzz
WOW. you guys are SO DENSE. this is an ADVERT. your parents would be ashamed of all of you.
Spidey209
Ensure mobility scooter fully charged at all times to maximise dodge speed.
notatumblrfeminist
I am honestly worried about mass shootings a lot when in public places, I live in America.
8BitArchitect
I love how none of these are "Arm Yourself" or "Take Self Defense Lessons"
iatha
Neat
charlie2979
Realistically in almost every situation the best thing to do is either run or hide.
craigisaten
How to avoid an active shooter - live anywhere but the US
Skibearbumm
Advice from a former bouncer"landing a bow is hard to do. Step on their foot with your heel jab with front hand follow with back elbow ."
Never2L4te
tldr
Pandaphant
I decided to read this for the luls, it's fucking terrible.
jackalopes
Don't tell me how to live my apocalypse!
ORGANICGUY
I learned all these just from playing the Batman games.
omtopus
Instructions unclear, elbowed a taillight.
155DangerClose
did you at least get it in the temple?
Cheomesh
Pretty sure anyone going kidnapping is going to sever the quick release of the trunk. They may well even bind you in some way.
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
Not all crimes are premeditated
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
Running and taking cover are undeniably the best advice. I would like to think that I would try and take out the SOB if I had the chance.
gondring
Data are very clear that having would-be victims shooting back is far more effective than either of those.
UnknownSquid
Data is also clear that wannabe heros tend to spark deadly firefights where petty loss of property had previously been the only risk.
beacon2245
Here's the thing however. YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING HAVE TO RUN FROM A SHOOTER!
Grrrah
Yes, hopefully we can finally pass a law that tells those nasty bad men to turn in their guns. Guns are horrible.
Gingerjoe67
I know right? It's much easier to shoot the guy and be done with it.
TheNightmareBeforeChristmasDinner
My workplace is having a demonstration on active shooter scenarios & ways to survive next week. =/
stealthkat14
one of the most effective and common weapons that people dont think of: throw a chair.
CziltangBrone
Break a leg off a table. Grab a fire extinguisher. Do SOMETHING. Better: train and arm yourself now, and resist effectively.
RichterCa
https://media.giphy.com/media/VUHkVUCZG3Ikg/giphy.gif
IssamSeddik
South park was right. Ads are evolving
jinky74
No shit, right?
SkyNights
Holy Shit, we must stop it! Oh look... I cream...
Tanrir
I really don't like the idea of living in a society where I need to be armed at all times and have me active shooter avoidance plan in mind.
cogs
You should probably put off that vacation to Damascus, then.
donorkort
Indeed. I can't relate to this. Sucks to live in a oppressive, not-the-US country. Oh well.
Ethus
The need to not be armed at all times is relatively new in the history of societies.
Tanrir
.... So?
CPatricoo
I know, right? We are essentially wishing we arent in the future, not the past.
Ethus
Maybe society in general is taking advantage of the fact the general person is not able to competently defend themselves. A thought
Skyhawk320
If you have to fight, use the herd advantage and disregard your own safety. If everyone rushes a shooter, they don't get far.
Cryeing
Indeed, it's a legitimate strategy https://youtu.be/r2tIeRUbRHw
Skyhawk320
This is excellent. I doubt it will ever be taught in schools near me (too much liability if some kid gets hurt doing it), but it's spot on.
Cheomesh
Good luck coordinating what is quickly becoming a stampede.
Cryeing
Hey, so long as the stampede is heading towards them you're fine, although the use of IEDs would suggest keeping distance isn't a bad idea
Ethus
I prefer operations where all my guys come home.
DaDisser
Sometimes that isn't an option. :/
TheContemplatorOfFate
the problem is that no one wants to be the ones in the front.
dpidcoe
Fuck that, I'll be the one up front. I couldn't live with myself if I had an opportunity to stop a shooter but didn't because I was afraid.
CziltangBrone
Speak for yourself.
PsychoDK
Operation black Shield!
DaDisser
Then be dat nigga
mybossknowsimonimgur
I have gone through countless dangerous attack scenarios in my head over the course of my life... I prevail every time.
nomentalgiant
I usually just snap my fingers to freeze time and replace the shooter's gun with a banana. Then we laugh while stomping him into the dirt.
HappyEngineer
Snap. Usually there's a convenient isolated gunman next to a blind corner I can catch by surprise before going all Rambo
155DangerClose
I usually take a non lethal bullet somewhere along the way as well
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Also, my actions are always caught in a surveillance camera somewhere and I am hailed as a hero till the end of my life.
Ethus
Elbow strikes. not effective against armed opponents. CHL and a .40SW are a different story....
VoPo
We get it, you masturbate with gun oil.
Ethus
Well yeah. Vasaline made the mag release jam.
TheLateNinja
Shots fired...
Danile666
I unironically like the smell of hoppes 9.
Ethus
And I have two black belts. (Really) I like having effective options to protect myself and my loved ones. Elbows in a gun fight: no Bueno
TheLateNinja
Shots fired...
yabisaurusrex
if you're unarmed and someone else has armor on, what's the best way to take them down? if you need to, that is
dpidcoe
Tackle them, tangle up as many limbs as possible, and hold on for dear life. Unscrew their head from their neck if the opportunity presents.
Turdnado
Unscrew? I never knew it was threaded. That explains the noise mine makes.
dpidcoe
Anything can be considered threaded if you apply enough rotational torque to it.
HastilyConstructedSandwich
Throat punch. Only to be used in extremely serious situations, it's very easy to kill someone with this attack.
yabisaurusrex
honest question, if their back happens to be to you and they've got armor on, whats the fastest way to immobilize them?
JustAnotherPOG
Two rounds to the head. If unarmed, a rear naked choke, especially if you have a size/weight advantage on them.
HastilyConstructedSandwich
There's an attack for the back of the neck/base of skull for that situation, but I've never been taught that one, so I don't really know 1/2
HastilyConstructedSandwich
If you can grab a heavy object and belt them over the scone, that would probably get the job done. (I'm no expert btw)
MeridiusGaiusScipio
Run away. If their back is toward you, there's no reason to be a hero. (I feel slimy saying it, but unfortunately it's the truth)
sunnyburr
I always feel obligated to read these bc what if I end up in a scenario&then Im all like"I shouldve read that 1 post on Imgur.Now Im dead".
fearandloathinginaz
Just favorite it for later
Frogapus
This is why we need the ability to sort our favorites!
MightyMile
You are SO right.
kmplatte
I learned how to kick down a door from imgur. I'm a tiny woman and successfully kicked down a door. Thank you imgur
bubmurley
Can you share? That'd be cool to know how to do.
NipplesInAJar
BUT WHAT IF KIDNAPPERS ALSO READ THIS? WE'RE FUCKED DUDE. WE'RE SCREWED.
ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP
i definitely didn't stand up, look at myself in the mirror next to my pc and try the elbow strike using my body as most of the force
Cthulhukitten
no, it's ok
NipplesInAJar
Phew, I was stressed. Wait a sec... ARE YOU A KIDNAPPER!?!?!?
Cthulhukitten
no I'm a nice guy
NipplesInAJar
Ok, I'll believe you. FOR NOW.
kgarthai
Anybody know what BLUF, CONOP, or COA mean? Asking for a friend.
Fishlullabies
Øl
HankReardon
BottomLineUpFront/CONceptOPerations/CourseOfAction
HeavyMetalMonk
Bottom line up Front; concept of operations; course of action
ARsmith
Bottom Line Up Front, Concept of Operations, Course of Action
Robvp
I know COA is Course of Action, bluf and conop i think is concept of operations, no idea about bluf
Chl0o
Tl;Dr for military use.
Ethus
Bottom line up front: military's tldr. Concept of operation. Thought process behind action. Course of action.
LickerOfWindows
BLUF is supposed to be used as the "thesis" at the top. But plenty o' tards put it at the bottom
HurtYou
Where is the "respond to an active shooter with your sidearm" option? This is a book adapted to civilians from an American right?
fearandloathinginaz
I used to live in an area where it was common to carry a gun, 0 mass shootings. First date with my GF I carried my Glock and she didn't care
Mikaru86
Isn't that a bonus on a first date? Free implied criminal background check (if you are pretty sure they are carrying legally)? XD
fearandloathinginaz
Not in AZ. And we met online. Second date she came to my house, started laughing at how many guns she could see stored throughout the house.
Mikaru86
You could always make a follow up gun shop shopping date and see if they can pass the NICS check, at least that's federally mandated^^
fearandloathinginaz
Only covers if you're a felon or convicted of a gun-related crime. Hey, maybe our gun control laws should be tightened up a bit?
Dejavuus
I hate that this could be useful.
SH4K
I live in the safest county in England, I read it all anyway, but this fortunately will never help me.
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MortuusSum
How is that bad? Not wanting to be in danger is not shameful. Nor is wishing violence wasn't a frequent occurrence.
yesthisisturbo
More relevant to some
MBelle
Yes. Favorited. :-(
strugglesnuggler
I don't know... I for one am looking forward to Fallout 5
NipplesInAJar
This reply made my day like 56.3333% better.
KyoshiroTasya
Oh yeah? It made mine worse :c
NipplesInAJar
But dude/dudette... FALLOUT 5! :D
mustang2733
I love that this could be useful, I need more action!
PlsNoDownVoterino
You want more shootings killing innocent people because you want more action?
mustang2733
I want these for the apocalypse. Or military. Whichever happens first.
MoskauHOHOHO
then join the military
mustang2733
I do, but there are just mental complications keeping me from it
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
The military is meant for people who like to reduce action. they spend hours meticulously going over safety measures and protocols with 1/2
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
Hopes of another day with no attack or reason to do something dangerous, action likely means the death of some of your friends or you
mustang2733
Or they just want to kill stuff and use weaponry they never could in civilian life. I know a couple like that.
Jokesterwild
actually.. not really. The true risk of this happening is ridiculously low. True risk vs Perceived risk.
Orkimond
This shit is harmful. Obsessing over negligible risks at the cost of psychological or societal wellbeing.
SpaceRainbow
Just moved to Florida. In the week following my arrival 4 separate shootings occurred in my county alone. Not all places are safe and cozy.
Cleotities
You're not living in a war zone just because some shootings happen. Don't get all angsty.
SpaceRainbow
My point was that not all places are equally safe. It's very relevant, and even necessary, in some places to be ready to defend your life.