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Cat tax
pineapplewalrus
I'd like to see this race between Bolt and cat bolt
roburtguy
my domestic cat doesn't run
yenagrrl
I find the preying mantis one a little strange.
SodaCracker
TIL that the little robot vacuum you can get is really just a group of rattlesnakes in disguise.
umbrellamaker
Well that was Quite Interesting
TurtBurglar
The elephant one is adorable
bfranks4life
Your mom is a shark who also goes into a trance when on her back.
fitchickiexo
So wombats shit bricks then
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Essentially.
TatsMagee
Bullshit...!!! Nobody has ever survived turning a shark on its back...
TheBlackBolt
I beg to differ with #2 - https://youtu.be/RZRSJdIZkSU
Assfullofbread
Wow. What the hell is that trampoline made of?
Stickybeaksyd
xXGemDragonXx
#1 paradise for dirty minds
tacattack
They tried to pull the platypus' bill off until it jabbed them with its venomous spurs. Then they left him the fuck alone.
PirateRubberDuck
Elephants can jump! Only once though
ieatassbutonlyonweekends
Usian bolt won gold tho
Stofand
dogs can't look up
BigHairySandwich
Neither can humans
Stofand
Deep
DerpyUserID
I can lick my own ears too. Just... Need... Ow. Dow ma jahs tuck.
MakeGoodChoicesAndStayHydrated
Is that some sort of sick Jar Jar joke?
DerpyUserID
pavelevich
I'd like to see a domestic cat and bolt doing a 100 m. Do you smell that? It's the smell of bullshit
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Have you ever tried to chase feral cats?
kennygomien
Arya Stark has.
Rifneno
What are you, stupid? The fastest land animal on Earth, the cheetah, is a cat. You think a fun size one can't outrun a HUMAN?
jiira
Domestic cat runs roughly 30mph on short sprint. Usain Bolt has made humans speed record of 27.4mph. If only the two could compete.
StarterCake
I read that as "A moose can fly using its antlers".
Snaggley
I read as "a moose can feed on flies landing on its antlers"
Talmorean
Canadian Air Force project M-00Z3N
ireadyouremailz
Last week i was driving casually when one "hovered" across the road in front of me, it looked like hovering because they have rather thin >>
ireadyouremailz
>> legs compared to the massive body and huge antlers.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
That would be simultaneously majestic and terrifying
SharkyMcSnarkface
"OH CANADA MOTHERFUCKER, SORRY ABOOT MY PROFANE LANGUAGE" -flying moose probably
cutthroatink15
It's bad enough we have geese, but the thought of flying meese? Or is it mooses
PistolsOBrien
Mice.
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
Whats bad about wombat poo rolling away?
tastytastymurder
They must have either very powerful sphincter and Anus or oddly shaped to make cubes
RubNipNotgay
maybe they save it for later?
Mycologics
That's what I wanted to know. I mean nice feature but what is the use
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
OP lies. It's so it doesn't roll into its burrow.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
The use it for territory marking, and poop on elevated places like rocks/logs/mounds.
jiira
They're very territorial and mark their territory that way.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Don't spread lies. It's so it doesn't roll into its burrow.
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
Ah thank you!
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
OP lies. It's so it doesn't roll into its burrow.
JupitersWitch
Pffft, when I do it, it's a crime.
purpurguin
Thats because Becky's shower isn't your territory.
JupitersWitch
That's what she thinks.