AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
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When cutting bagels in half, put your finger trough the stabilization hole to keep it steady
Feb 5, 2017 12:22 PM
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malikcarr
It's a bread knife! They're not that sharp! Just saw slowly and take your finger out when you feel the metal, it shouldn't really cut you :/
Mengmoshu
I did this as a kid. Can't even see a scar, but it bled quite a bit for a hand injury. Got some on the bagel :(
MissSpelledTattoo
Finger trough
macron696
High four!
Jenesuiscomprendpas
Don't do this because the bagel will cut your finger.
Earan
You guys don't rotate bagels as you cut them?
toreola
I can confirm this works, but only 10 times.
RandyTheGreat
Love the username
nahoval
Still waiting for gif to load...
ISayFuckAllTheTime
That'll be a bloody good bah-gle.
1elephant
Only works for less than a baker's dozen
Lordb0xman
Dear gods make this stop. It is soooooo fucking never racking.
YouLoveThat
Before i read the title i thought this was a donut
ohcrummybuttons
I'm a frequent offender with the bagel knife. I only buy the precut ones now.
PR3DAT0R616
akah0mer
Honest life hack...
BlueDucktape
Onetime i actually cut the shit out of my finger cutting a bagel
mojokitty65
cringeworthy!
fourkingbaker
Life Hack?
annfranksbhole
But can you put your dick in it
MrRandom314159
And if you update to iphone wave, you can charge it in the microwave.
CaptCraazy
MFW i read your username
AGirlNamedFred
StarchLord
Instructions unclear; dick is now stuck in toaster.
blunte
True Story, we had a guy do this in the kitchen. I don't know if he didn't understand bagels or just wanted to go home.
LittleAldy
pls no
dargaman
I have a scar on my thumb from doing this
gotchasucka
This could be considered both a hack and a tip.
pudf
You clever devil
Predacane35
Only if the tip comes off.
MissSpelledTattoo
Cut to the point
FiliBFOS
a "tip hack," if you will.
gotchasucka
haha, yes!
elromio
I actualy do this, just dont push to hard
TheBlueGenie
Or center the knife between your thumb and fingers...you know what keep on trucking, I pray thee never injure yourself lol
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Took me a while to get this joke:
Sugarcrotch
so you used the wrong finger 3 times in a row? well at least you learned your lesson
BlueCrocs
bugeyetex
Username checks out
bpetersen
Sir davos
BEARDEDLEM0N
Hang loose brah
akumanotane
Sorry about that, captain hang-ten
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Give him a Stavi goodbye!
oo0ORB0oo
I would have said I can only eat one more before I start to use my other hand
mkfraiche
obligatory
NotABadLookingNarcissist
http://imgur.com/soxfGDj
dudestream
I'm disappointed he still has fingers
DanthePolishman
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