Jul 22, 2016 11:52 PM
maddawgcookie
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40envelopes
Vince Foster and Mary Jo Had no say at all.
TheBlackVan
I certainly had nothing to do with this... And now, I'll be leaving.
SanSamis
We have top men working on it now.
DoEpicStuffVIVibes
Who think things have changed since then.
EricChadbourne
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1216491/
KirwinWebb
Hmm I'm not related to him sadly
IIITAYVIONIII
GarikEast
can I get some sauce on this?
DispleasedLurker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jyY6rqP_3Q
Hotword
Do we know where Ted Cruze was
rossonerinho
I feel guilty for clicking on next post.
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
As you should.
eion85
https://youtu.be/Mb1GfP5Rwys
frustwrited
I suddenly feel like I'm on a list I don't want to be on just by commenting.....
We also sold weapons to Iran to fund the Contras. Reagan was a war criminal
LizardEnterprises
Reagan's Reanimated Corpse for Prison 2016!
BootySnuggler
Nice knowing you OP. Give me access to your hidden porn folder.
mburicao
I thought he own the Webb..
Thank you , Gary.
GendouLovesDucklings
Didn't a bunch of journalists look into his claims and eventually discover he had fabricated or exaggerated nearly everything?
No conspiracy involved - he was just a really shitty journalist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Webb#Coverage_in_other_papers
ruint
Gary took the power to the have-nots.
soundwavesuperior77
...and then came the shot(s).
MK1993z
suicide with two bullets in the head. what a time to be alive.
twozerooz
Maybe you're thinking its unusual to be shot in the brain and still be alive after. The head is much bigger than the brain
donkeymoney
His name was Gary Webb
boolooq
jackbos
Right. Because America's drug addiction problem isn't endemic. No, it's a CIA plot.
Feralkyn
I dunno, man, knowing about Afghanistan's poppy fields/heroin rates and US involvment is a bit spoopy
Piornet
Your comment would be amusing if the point of the article wasn't that THIS IS A FUCKING FACT
False. He had zero proof and multiple investigation proved the idea to be incorrect. Where did you get the idea this was a fact?
Oh wait let me guess, your stoner buddy told you it once and you were like "woah man thats crazy. Fuck the system!"
stratus41298
Even his ex-wife said he was pretty unhappy before the suicide. He couldn't get a proper job and sold his house just before.
Not ruling anything out, just saying it wasn't as cut and dry as the snippet suggests.
fufuwewe
everyone always says they had no idea, or why would he do that, he was so happy etc. Never is it the way she just described.
Ah the old "the world is only what I hear in the media" reasoning
She said that after the suicide, not before.
Or she was paid to mention how sad and depressed he was. Do you understand how rare it is for people to actually see a suicide coming?
She made that statement after the suicide so she didn't see it coming at all.
mousemarie94
I'm not too sure of your statement based on the fact that suicidal individuals leave a huge trail of psychological clues
imbatron
Apparently, he was *so* unhappy he had to shoot himself twice. That's a whole new level of unhappy.
Lol rare, but not unheard of. Sticking a gun in your mouth or pressing it to your temple doesn't always work.
Maybe he used a Magic Bullet like the one that killed JFK. We'll never know.
dbba
Often the messengers who deliver a difficult message are vilified. Snowden, Manning and Assange are up there too
EmberFiretail
Snowden did what was right, he should face court though, if he wants to prove it he should do so against his peers, not on twitter.
Yes, because he hasn't suffered enough for doing what is right. We need more openness and freedom, not strong-arm tactics
acliberti
Impressive to be able to shoot oneself twice in the head. Also impressive that US citizens can do nothing about this obvious execution.
thisiskissel
What?! And get suicided, too?!
shinagami091
Hm. I'd like to know where and how he was shot in the head. That'd shed some light on it
HEXADECIMAL
We lost control of our country when JFK was assassinated, we are now a puppet state of global corporations. Sry.
ladybuglauren
#sorrynotsorry
DoesThisKeyboardWork
#sorrynotsorrythatursorry
Medical experts at the time said it was possible, if unlikely to shoot oneself in the head twice. I'll take their word over yours, thanks.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
Are you fucking joking?? Lol
FlatulentFerret
Keep drinking that cool-aid. Everything is fine, everything is going to be all right (pun intended, not sloppy spelling, I mean Jeez...)
GreasySkadoosh
Cause medical experts can't be bought/coerced.
They can also be abducted by aliens but its not probable. Nothing about this conspiracy theory makes any sense.
KitsunesFire
Do you think if the CIA was selling crack, they would hesitate to cap a man?
rat395
Nicaraguan here. Nicaragua was fucked. The Contras were the good side against an oppressive corrupt government. Country is fucked again doe
KimJongSpoon
FSLN.
Biomatrix
You need more cocaine
ollshiro
Hey guys. There's a really, really good (in my opinion) film about this man. Kill the Messenger. It's brilliant and informative.
dogfartnetwork
.
archiboldpeach
livingonvideo
morhaeg
captainclutch
Also Mena, which is coming out in January. Which, coincidentally, was shot a block from my house.
thatsmyidentifier
It's got Jeremy Renner!
nocebo
That was great movie
Awesome, thanks.
Segagenesischalmers
ANotSoMomentaryTrip
UnkemptPrune
+
IMightBeTheNextTedMosby
cshooazz
TheRicM
Can confirm, it's really, really good
superdudeman64
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZI5aRwkQAk
beepboopbeepoo
Ryykur
iamdbest24
hannbee
..
notgengar
BrendanFrasuresManager
TheMightyMoggle
:)
HeartOfKyber
TheHatts
Dip and dots
CleverClint407
kindsoberandfullydressed
Why... would the CIA finance a terrorist organization?
mibango
Just look up how the CIA came to be
chase7436
Because the wanted to overthrow the gov't. They did it for decades to try to keep communism out and to control the region.
thestorkasaurus
They're only terrorists when they aren't on our side.
Naivete, I've found, is an indication of a good hearted person who can't fathom evil. I'll explain. (1/?)
A nice fairy tale, but a fairy tale none the less. Such a conspiracy theory is like most others: focuses too much on small details and
Completely fails to put forward a coherent & logical hypothesis
The US Gubment, like everyone, has their own personal agenda. This agenda means supporting people who will further their own interests.
Sometimes that means a good country, sometimes it means an evil one. Sometimes it means people fighting an oppressive regime
Sometimes it means supporting the oppressive regime. It's all about what side is most likely to provide the outcome they desire.
Unfortunately, this is all about the here-and-now and very little if any thought is given to the future consequences of such support
TheMetalDiplomat
The Government had a personal agenda? Nice explanation there Doctor Dumbass.
Yesh, right? "Let me explain it with a non answer. See how simple it is?"
Yyyeah, no concrete info provided, but I think... condescension? I'm not sure.
Wasn't Bill Clinton president in 96?
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
The scandal was exposed in '96. It happened earlier.
whatmeworryi812
Yep he used Mena airport in AK to import the coke, guess who was governor at the time?? 2 teens saw a drug drop and were found dead next day
Those Clinton's are a real class act. Who the hell wants them back? 1/2 of the nation?
Masses avoid facts, cognitive dissidence makes people uncomfortable, cycle is allowed to continue
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Yeah, Clinton was real concerned about protecting a program ran by Reagan that he had nothing to do with.
ThatIsHowIFoundIt
Have you never heard of the Iran-Contra scandal. Oliver North? Bush/Reagan did it, but no worries, Reagan 'does not recall' his treason.
No. I haven't heard of it.
Hoop66
I doubt Reagan knew anything about it, realistically.
FrozenRhinoSperm
No sir, that was Grover Cleveland
Oh wait...1996 my bad
Did he play the saxophone? And bone down on some interns while smoking some weed? And lie about all of it ?
You know there's so much we don't know about the 1800s that I can't confidently tell you he didn't
The 1800's are a very mysterious time. So much that we don't know.
cocodonut
Yep, and the olympics were in Atlanta, GA.
Are you a savant?
No I just like facts about 1996: The year the Unibomber, Ted Kaczynski, was captured.
methadonegirls
My youngest son was born
So there's that. Which is a plus .
uusseerrssuubb
1996 fact: two years before 1996, it was 1994.
Brainsplosion
Really makes ya think.
I think the Supersonics lost to the Bulls in 1996 in the finals. I was a fan of Seattle and 13. I could be wrong. I'm not a savant like you
You are correct, First championship Michael Jordan played in since he unretired in 1995. It was a good series.
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
Two bullets in his head. Cause when the first one didn't work he shot himself a second time.
aroundonme
I knew a guy who died that way. Very sad.
mountaindoofus
That's metal.
NOINOON
Many people shoot through their jaw because their hands shake so much.
russrob84
Ah.....no.....you must not have read the whole medical report....uh.....**coughs***- scumbag medical examiner probably
In academy they teach you, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck it's a duck, unless city hall says it's a chicken...
Pullout69
Apparently it's been known to happen, but still suspicious as fuck.
Not really. Maybe you're thinking its suspicious to be shot in the brain and still be alive after. The head is much bigger than the brain.
azabethsiege
I think what they mean is it's incredibly unlikely, albeit not impossible. The odds means it's a suspicious ruling.
Again, no. You have so little information to base a decision on. The most compelling evidence we have is an expert's ruling
And saying the BEST info we have is "suspicious" is pretty unreasonable
throughthoughtthough
Suicide by 27 stab wounds
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
Suicide by drone strike.
browsib
CAAAAARRRLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
FuckMeRightInTheRepost
As a firefighter I've seen that done. 23 stab wounds instead of 27 though
Kosmokat16
58 self inflicted bash wounds to the head after watching episode 27 of the GameGrumps Sonic Adventure play-through.
Grimrir
They talked about macaroni for a loooooong time.
I hope I can see Colour again soon.
They were nominated for a Streamy.
Read the corners report. He says it's completely possible but that he's never seen one in all the years he's been a corner.
StudioAudience
*coroner
Sprinkleton
Like most corners, he's probably right. Some corners are obtuse, but it's unusual. But what did the coroner have to say about it?
SpecimenSpiff
It was acute death?
Clockwerkpegasus
*acute lead poisoning
computerphile
It's unusual for sure, but if the CIA did stage a suicide, why would they shoot him twice in the head?
HeartsAndStars
Because people will assume they did it anyway, so might as well make sure he's really done.
thebiggestblackestdick
Because the government is incompetent at everything.
theaceofthespade
Because they don't actually have to meet a very high standard - whether or not they did it, this demonstrates that most people will accept 1
"two bullets = suicide"
mustang2733
It's a sort of double tap rule. To make sure he didn't survive. People have been known to survive gunshots to the head.
Why would they even use a gun? Poisoning would be much less likely to raise suspicion.
spaghettiThunderbolt
Until it shows up during the autopsy. "Huh, he injected nineteen kilograms of arsenic before he died. Weird."
Because the CIA changed the coroners report to suicide so it wouldn't have mattered either way
Yeah because two shots in the head is definitely a better cover up. Think more. Please.
If the CIA can't figure out how to poison someone without it showing up on a tox screen then they deserve to get caught.
40envelopes
Vince Foster and Mary Jo Had no say at all.
TheBlackVan
I certainly had nothing to do with this... And now, I'll be leaving.
SanSamis
We have top men working on it now.
DoEpicStuffVIVibes
Who think things have changed since then.
EricChadbourne
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1216491/
KirwinWebb
Hmm I'm not related to him sadly
IIITAYVIONIII
GarikEast
can I get some sauce on this?
DispleasedLurker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jyY6rqP_3Q
Hotword
Do we know where Ted Cruze was
rossonerinho
I feel guilty for clicking on next post.
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
As you should.
eion85
https://youtu.be/Mb1GfP5Rwys
frustwrited
I suddenly feel like I'm on a list I don't want to be on just by commenting.....
eion85
We also sold weapons to Iran to fund the Contras. Reagan was a war criminal
LizardEnterprises
Reagan's Reanimated Corpse for Prison 2016!
BootySnuggler
Nice knowing you OP. Give me access to your hidden porn folder.
mburicao
I thought he own the Webb..
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
Thank you , Gary.
GendouLovesDucklings
Didn't a bunch of journalists look into his claims and eventually discover he had fabricated or exaggerated nearly everything?
GendouLovesDucklings
No conspiracy involved - he was just a really shitty journalist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Webb#Coverage_in_other_papers
ruint
Gary took the power to the have-nots.
soundwavesuperior77
...and then came the shot(s).
MK1993z
suicide with two bullets in the head. what a time to be alive.
twozerooz
Maybe you're thinking its unusual to be shot in the brain and still be alive after. The head is much bigger than the brain
donkeymoney
His name was Gary Webb
boolooq
His name was Gary Webb
jackbos
Right. Because America's drug addiction problem isn't endemic. No, it's a CIA plot.
Feralkyn
I dunno, man, knowing about Afghanistan's poppy fields/heroin rates and US involvment is a bit spoopy
Piornet
Your comment would be amusing if the point of the article wasn't that THIS IS A FUCKING FACT
twozerooz
False. He had zero proof and multiple investigation proved the idea to be incorrect. Where did you get the idea this was a fact?
twozerooz
Oh wait let me guess, your stoner buddy told you it once and you were like "woah man thats crazy. Fuck the system!"
stratus41298
Even his ex-wife said he was pretty unhappy before the suicide. He couldn't get a proper job and sold his house just before.
stratus41298
Not ruling anything out, just saying it wasn't as cut and dry as the snippet suggests.
fufuwewe
everyone always says they had no idea, or why would he do that, he was so happy etc. Never is it the way she just described.
twozerooz
Ah the old "the world is only what I hear in the media" reasoning
stratus41298
She said that after the suicide, not before.
fufuwewe
Or she was paid to mention how sad and depressed he was. Do you understand how rare it is for people to actually see a suicide coming?
stratus41298
She made that statement after the suicide so she didn't see it coming at all.
mousemarie94
I'm not too sure of your statement based on the fact that suicidal individuals leave a huge trail of psychological clues
imbatron
Apparently, he was *so* unhappy he had to shoot himself twice. That's a whole new level of unhappy.
stratus41298
Lol rare, but not unheard of. Sticking a gun in your mouth or pressing it to your temple doesn't always work.
imbatron
Maybe he used a Magic Bullet like the one that killed JFK. We'll never know.
dbba
Often the messengers who deliver a difficult message are vilified. Snowden, Manning and Assange are up there too
EmberFiretail
Snowden did what was right, he should face court though, if he wants to prove it he should do so against his peers, not on twitter.
dbba
Yes, because he hasn't suffered enough for doing what is right. We need more openness and freedom, not strong-arm tactics
acliberti
Impressive to be able to shoot oneself twice in the head. Also impressive that US citizens can do nothing about this obvious execution.
twozerooz
Maybe you're thinking its unusual to be shot in the brain and still be alive after. The head is much bigger than the brain
thisiskissel
What?! And get suicided, too?!
shinagami091
Hm. I'd like to know where and how he was shot in the head. That'd shed some light on it
HEXADECIMAL
We lost control of our country when JFK was assassinated, we are now a puppet state of global corporations. Sry.
ladybuglauren
#sorrynotsorry
DoesThisKeyboardWork
#sorrynotsorrythatursorry
eion85
Medical experts at the time said it was possible, if unlikely to shoot oneself in the head twice. I'll take their word over yours, thanks.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
Are you fucking joking?? Lol
FlatulentFerret
Keep drinking that cool-aid. Everything is fine, everything is going to be all right (pun intended, not sloppy spelling, I mean Jeez...)
GreasySkadoosh
Cause medical experts can't be bought/coerced.
twozerooz
They can also be abducted by aliens but its not probable. Nothing about this conspiracy theory makes any sense.
KitsunesFire
Do you think if the CIA was selling crack, they would hesitate to cap a man?
rat395
Nicaraguan here. Nicaragua was fucked. The Contras were the good side against an oppressive corrupt government. Country is fucked again doe
KimJongSpoon
FSLN.
Biomatrix
You need more cocaine
ollshiro
Hey guys. There's a really, really good (in my opinion) film about this man. Kill the Messenger. It's brilliant and informative.
dogfartnetwork
.
archiboldpeach
.
livingonvideo
.
morhaeg
.
captainclutch
Also Mena, which is coming out in January. Which, coincidentally, was shot a block from my house.
thatsmyidentifier
It's got Jeremy Renner!
nocebo
That was great movie
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
Awesome, thanks.
Segagenesischalmers
.
ANotSoMomentaryTrip
.
UnkemptPrune
+
IMightBeTheNextTedMosby
.
cshooazz
.
TheRicM
Can confirm, it's really, really good
superdudeman64
.
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZI5aRwkQAk
beepboopbeepoo
.
Ryykur
iamdbest24
.
hannbee
..
notgengar
.
BrendanFrasuresManager
.
TheMightyMoggle
:)
HeartOfKyber
.
TheHatts
Dip and dots
CleverClint407
.
kindsoberandfullydressed
Why... would the CIA finance a terrorist organization?
mibango
Just look up how the CIA came to be
chase7436
Because the wanted to overthrow the gov't. They did it for decades to try to keep communism out and to control the region.
thestorkasaurus
They're only terrorists when they aren't on our side.
Piornet
Naivete, I've found, is an indication of a good hearted person who can't fathom evil. I'll explain. (1/?)
twozerooz
A nice fairy tale, but a fairy tale none the less. Such a conspiracy theory is like most others: focuses too much on small details and
twozerooz
Completely fails to put forward a coherent & logical hypothesis
Piornet
The US Gubment, like everyone, has their own personal agenda. This agenda means supporting people who will further their own interests.
Piornet
Sometimes that means a good country, sometimes it means an evil one. Sometimes it means people fighting an oppressive regime
Piornet
Sometimes it means supporting the oppressive regime. It's all about what side is most likely to provide the outcome they desire.
Piornet
Unfortunately, this is all about the here-and-now and very little if any thought is given to the future consequences of such support
TheMetalDiplomat
The Government had a personal agenda? Nice explanation there Doctor Dumbass.
twozerooz
Yesh, right? "Let me explain it with a non answer. See how simple it is?"
kindsoberandfullydressed
Yyyeah, no concrete info provided, but I think... condescension? I'm not sure.
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
Wasn't Bill Clinton president in 96?
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
The scandal was exposed in '96. It happened earlier.
whatmeworryi812
Yep he used Mena airport in AK to import the coke, guess who was governor at the time?? 2 teens saw a drug drop and were found dead next day
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
Those Clinton's are a real class act. Who the hell wants them back? 1/2 of the nation?
whatmeworryi812
Masses avoid facts, cognitive dissidence makes people uncomfortable, cycle is allowed to continue
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Yeah, Clinton was real concerned about protecting a program ran by Reagan that he had nothing to do with.
ThatIsHowIFoundIt
Have you never heard of the Iran-Contra scandal. Oliver North? Bush/Reagan did it, but no worries, Reagan 'does not recall' his treason.
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
No. I haven't heard of it.
Hoop66
I doubt Reagan knew anything about it, realistically.
FrozenRhinoSperm
No sir, that was Grover Cleveland
FrozenRhinoSperm
Oh wait...1996 my bad
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
Did he play the saxophone? And bone down on some interns while smoking some weed? And lie about all of it ?
FrozenRhinoSperm
You know there's so much we don't know about the 1800s that I can't confidently tell you he didn't
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
The 1800's are a very mysterious time. So much that we don't know.
cocodonut
Yep, and the olympics were in Atlanta, GA.
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
Are you a savant?
cocodonut
No I just like facts about 1996: The year the Unibomber, Ted Kaczynski, was captured.
methadonegirls
My youngest son was born
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
So there's that. Which is a plus .
uusseerrssuubb
1996 fact: two years before 1996, it was 1994.
Brainsplosion
Really makes ya think.
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
I think the Supersonics lost to the Bulls in 1996 in the finals. I was a fan of Seattle and 13. I could be wrong. I'm not a savant like you
cocodonut
You are correct, First championship Michael Jordan played in since he unretired in 1995. It was a good series.
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
Two bullets in his head. Cause when the first one didn't work he shot himself a second time.
aroundonme
I knew a guy who died that way. Very sad.
mountaindoofus
That's metal.
NOINOON
Many people shoot through their jaw because their hands shake so much.
russrob84
Ah.....no.....you must not have read the whole medical report....uh.....**coughs***- scumbag medical examiner probably
HEXADECIMAL
In academy they teach you, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck it's a duck, unless city hall says it's a chicken...
Pullout69
Apparently it's been known to happen, but still suspicious as fuck.
twozerooz
Not really. Maybe you're thinking its suspicious to be shot in the brain and still be alive after. The head is much bigger than the brain.
azabethsiege
I think what they mean is it's incredibly unlikely, albeit not impossible. The odds means it's a suspicious ruling.
twozerooz
Again, no. You have so little information to base a decision on. The most compelling evidence we have is an expert's ruling
twozerooz
And saying the BEST info we have is "suspicious" is pretty unreasonable
throughthoughtthough
Suicide by 27 stab wounds
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
Suicide by drone strike.
browsib
CAAAAARRRLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
FuckMeRightInTheRepost
As a firefighter I've seen that done. 23 stab wounds instead of 27 though
Kosmokat16
58 self inflicted bash wounds to the head after watching episode 27 of the GameGrumps Sonic Adventure play-through.
Grimrir
They talked about macaroni for a loooooong time.
Kosmokat16
I hope I can see Colour again soon.
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
They were nominated for a Streamy.
HEXADECIMAL
Read the corners report. He says it's completely possible but that he's never seen one in all the years he's been a corner.
StudioAudience
*coroner
Sprinkleton
Like most corners, he's probably right. Some corners are obtuse, but it's unusual. But what did the coroner have to say about it?
SpecimenSpiff
It was acute death?
Clockwerkpegasus
*acute lead poisoning
computerphile
It's unusual for sure, but if the CIA did stage a suicide, why would they shoot him twice in the head?
HeartsAndStars
Because people will assume they did it anyway, so might as well make sure he's really done.
thebiggestblackestdick
Because the government is incompetent at everything.
theaceofthespade
Because they don't actually have to meet a very high standard - whether or not they did it, this demonstrates that most people will accept 1
theaceofthespade
"two bullets = suicide"
mustang2733
It's a sort of double tap rule. To make sure he didn't survive. People have been known to survive gunshots to the head.
eion85
Why would they even use a gun? Poisoning would be much less likely to raise suspicion.
spaghettiThunderbolt
Until it shows up during the autopsy. "Huh, he injected nineteen kilograms of arsenic before he died. Weird."
shinagami091
Because the CIA changed the coroners report to suicide so it wouldn't have mattered either way
twozerooz
Yeah because two shots in the head is definitely a better cover up. Think more. Please.
eion85
If the CIA can't figure out how to poison someone without it showing up on a tox screen then they deserve to get caught.