May 17, 2018 6:16 PM
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donaldobama
Those bread sticks tho
LarvaLamp
Bad pizza is still pizza.
causality
I've long been a fan of the pizza hut $7.99 large two-topping.
BlancheTuttle
Tastes exactly the same now as it did 25 years ago when I worked there. Now THAT'S consistency. Worth $5 all day long just for the nostalgia
5qr47ch
It’s good because it’s $5. If it was $10, it would be nasty.
Neonbaron
The only time I dislike little ceasars is when they add all that corn meal grainy crap to the bottem
Youdont3v3nknow
I work at little Caesar's and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
solaslunas
It's pretty good for $5. Unless that staff is shit and only ends up giving you cold ones, but the it isn't hot OR ready, soooooo
Brandy321
You can also get coupons for free crazy bread.
disinfectantrum
Their extra most bestests are the fucking bomb. Just stick it in the oven for 5 minutes at 425 when you get home. I love them
DoctorOblivian
As much as i actually love Little Cesars. I have never ONCE been to any where the pizza was in fact Hot and Ready. I always have to wait...
thisisntevenmyfinalname
I actually really like the Little Cesar's in my area. They make really good pizza and the stuffed crazy bread is amazing.
ArcaneNitehawk
Fast, cheap, good. Pick any two
KnightandDay
A bar near my college has 50 cent slices and $2 beers during happy hour..thats how i survived those times
Brul
But are you good?
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Hell ya man whatchu need??
I’ll never tell... ;)
ABluntForce
But do you ooga chaka?
phillybhatesme
Hot. Good. Ready. Pick two.
IronMagnus
My favorite form of self-harm is to eat a $5 little caesars pizza alone after work.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
Now you can go to Little Caesar's Arena and get a not hot, not ready slice that costs 5 times as much though.
imuniquejustlikeeveryoneelse
But the Red Wings, oh wait nvm
emkev
Hot 'n Sweaty
demoncandy
Cold 'n Clamy
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Alrighty then.
Sweetcharade83
It's fine until a stomach flu causes Little Caesar's sausage to come out of your nose.
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
It's delicious. The first 10minutes.
ugenics
That's all I need
cryptonat
Just like me.
Nekrose7
It's not DiGiorno but it's hot and ready.
random34567
Unpopular opinion. DiGiorno isn’t good.
breakingcode
Sorry,.. with their last overhaul, their pizza and sides are as good/better than most of the major chains (They DESTROY Dominos flavor wise)
PiGiSpi
When did they do an overhaul, if I may ask. Yes, I could google it, but I enjoy human interaction as well
I think around 2013? they started having wings and cheesy bread (which is great) and pan pizza, since then everything has tasted WAY better.
futureman3000
Pizza is like sex: Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
RandomArgumentMan
You really didn't had sex with someone with poor hygiene.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Tell that to the dude that got his dick broken on camera. You know the video I'm talking about.
BananClickBait
Do I want to know
bearatrooper
I mean, bad pizza has never broken my dick.
Are you sure you're eating it right? There's always a risk of that when I eat it
DerpyMcDerper
BigAZNMan
Abella Anderson with Ava Addams in Bang Bus I believe
If you Google "every mans worst nightmare reddit" you'll find a NSFW GIF of a guy's dick being broken.
MuonNeutrino
TBH, their regular pizzas are kinda meh, but their deep dish is actually pretty decent for the price. Not gourmet or w.e. but crispy-tasty.
SomeDetroitGuy
If you like that, Jet's does it MUCH better for the same price.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Oh God I miss Jets. We had one and it disappeared overnight. The bacon bread and 8 corner pizza.
Jet's is great, for sure. But LC's I can just drive 3min and pick one up on a whim, so it gets the 'fuck I don't wanna cook today' buys.
IMO the two are complementary rather than competing; decent and super convenient, or better but more effort. Jet's *is* darn good, though.
Totally fair. I love that I can pop in, spend less than $15 total and have a large pizza, breadsticks and wings.
WasWorthATry1
I think Little Caesar's is good....
TitanicGaming360
Noone else does. it's fucking dirt cheap, though, so it's OK.
okayyymovingon
Me too... like better than other carry outs
superdupertrooper
Try a MidiCi! That's the real deal Neapolitan pizza!
Vacationdad
My friends love it so much they named their album hot and ready https://youtu.be/ZjpCrapIKB4
VeraTheWraith
Its passable but doesn't compare to normally-priced pizza places IMO. It also gets old way faster than other places if you have it often.
voodoosexdoll
Domino's is better tho
amyrose
Deep dish lunch deal with some zip packets
VeryMoistTowelettes
It's one of the best pizzas as long as you ask for it freshly made and eat it in the car. The cheesy bread is the best too.
silentwolf1999
That bbq one tgey had a while back was bangin.
IAmCodyProbably
Same
DrantonMason
An extra bestest pizza for 6$, cheap pizza is still good pizza
balentay
I think they're better cold than hot but I agree. Especially their crazy bread!
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
it is chewy bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. It is spectacularly hard to do wrong, and they got themselves a niche. I'm all good.
NickRivieraMD
honestly better than either dominos or pizza hut
wobbu
It's not good. But it's okay, and it's pizza, and it's $5 with a drink, sooo.
Have you tried asking for it to be freshly made? The ones that sit in the heater are terrible.
Corrodias
Toppers is supposed to be better and is certainly fancier, but I never really like the pizza much. LC's is more in tune with my palate.
RandomActOfConfusion
With enough alcohol it goes from good to amazing
rylecx
It's decent until you compare to other pizzas. It's still the most cost effective though
NivalisAngelus
Me too. I am also an outcast from society. Probably not related.
cthulhuOverlord
When you taste Luigi’s you never taste the same
Everythingisracist
It's the best with cheap alcohol.
bbirbb
It depends on region. When I lived in Detroit, it was great. Indiana.. meh.
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
I'm honestly usually pretty picky about pizza. they skimp a little bit on cheese and sauce but the ratio between the two on their regular/
pizzas is spot on.
elucidatefurther
While they can't touch "real" pizza they're legitimately my favorite chain.
aleister94
I love the texture on the bottom of the crust
jumbosmooth
Plus the CEO is a really good guy.
TheLoyalVike
I think you mean Mike Ilitch. The founder who recently died. Quietly paid Rosa parks rent for years. Refused give up on Detroit. RIP
Blazex233
Unfortunately the franchise owners arent typically as kind. Learned that after 5 years working for LC.
I worked at one for two years in high school. My experience was OK, but I'm sure it varies.
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
Imperial Scum
freezingpilot
He actually is one of the few businessmen I respect for running a company ethically. Gates as well, seems to have a moral compass.
Don't forget Warren Buffet.
Yes, Buffet seems like not only an ethical person, but a decent father, ie giving them a trust, but not the bulk of his fortune.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
I'm kinda 'eh' on their pizza but I will DESTROY some of their Italian cheese bread. Sometimes I go there just for that.
AlaskanPipeliner1
You're little caesars is prolly in the ghetto. The best ones are in shit parts of town.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Your*
mangogangsta
It’s true! Mine is
Alittlequacky
It’s okay, 7/11 is better if you have the 10 mins to wait
Volimar
I enjoy their $8 deep dish.
Myowngrampa
THE STUFFED CRAZY BREAD IS LIKE CRACK AND THEY MADE A DEEP DISH PIZZA WITH IT AS CRUST
TmdoeuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDiU2p2uzVI
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
I don't like their pan pizza at all, but the deep dish is on point.
secretoaster
They're really good hot. Just don't let it get cold. Can't eat it.
SmartererThanYou
I prefer them cold
I used to get a hot and ready and put it right in the fridge cause I love cold pizza
Today I learned enjoying cold pizza more than hot pizza is more common than I thought. That's pretty neat
jetstreaminfinity
They used to be terrible, but they kept improving their recipe and now it’s really dang good. Plus, they have their deep dish stuff
Goldonion
I'm curious what you think is bad pizza then
ialwaysupvotecows
It's literally my favorite pizza. Hands down.
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
They aren't the best, but for the price it's pretty good. I've not had a similarly priced pizza that was better.
zamielvanweber
There are some, but the Deep Deep Dish is really good for it's price and the last place I can get non-frozen deep dish in my area w/o (1)
making it myself. (2)
MaverickGoose2020
When I lived in Pensacola hungry howies was the same price and way better.
phyzzx
There used to be a guy selling $5 pizza on the corner, no shit, and it was better than lil ceaser. Very weird but idc.
7/11! It’s actually pretty good but a few bucks more
igniteice
Tombstone bakes up hot and delicious. Says so right in the instructions.
smellydogbed
What if mice live in your oven?
WellAckchually
But it's not ready.
Hot. Not ready.
bgod
Yeah it does.
The top of my mouth screams in pain just at the mention of Tombstone.
GasStationHotdogConnoisseur
You don’t have to worry about how it tastes if you burn all the tastebuds off your tongue
paul289
Alternatively, California Pizza Kitchen bakes up a piping hot helping of diarrhea that last for a day and a half.
Skanah
And costs an arm and a leg, at least around here
Eeugh. They weren't even good when I was actually at one of those IN Cali.
Counterfit
The frozen CPK stuff is pretty good tho
It was frozen. And fully cooked.
donaldobama
Those bread sticks tho
LarvaLamp
Bad pizza is still pizza.
causality
I've long been a fan of the pizza hut $7.99 large two-topping.
BlancheTuttle
Tastes exactly the same now as it did 25 years ago when I worked there. Now THAT'S consistency. Worth $5 all day long just for the nostalgia
5qr47ch
It’s good because it’s $5. If it was $10, it would be nasty.
Neonbaron
The only time I dislike little ceasars is when they add all that corn meal grainy crap to the bottem
Youdont3v3nknow
I work at little Caesar's and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
solaslunas
It's pretty good for $5. Unless that staff is shit and only ends up giving you cold ones, but the it isn't hot OR ready, soooooo
Brandy321
You can also get coupons for free crazy bread.
disinfectantrum
Their extra most bestests are the fucking bomb. Just stick it in the oven for 5 minutes at 425 when you get home. I love them
DoctorOblivian
As much as i actually love Little Cesars. I have never ONCE been to any where the pizza was in fact Hot and Ready. I always have to wait...
thisisntevenmyfinalname
I actually really like the Little Cesar's in my area. They make really good pizza and the stuffed crazy bread is amazing.
ArcaneNitehawk
Fast, cheap, good. Pick any two
KnightandDay
A bar near my college has 50 cent slices and $2 beers during happy hour..thats how i survived those times
Brul
But are you good?
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Hell ya man whatchu need??
IveGotThatLovingFeeling
I’ll never tell... ;)
ABluntForce
But do you ooga chaka?
phillybhatesme
Hot. Good. Ready. Pick two.
IronMagnus
My favorite form of self-harm is to eat a $5 little caesars pizza alone after work.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
Now you can go to Little Caesar's Arena and get a not hot, not ready slice that costs 5 times as much though.
imuniquejustlikeeveryoneelse
But the Red Wings, oh wait nvm
emkev
Hot 'n Sweaty
demoncandy
Cold 'n Clamy
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Alrighty then.
Sweetcharade83
It's fine until a stomach flu causes Little Caesar's sausage to come out of your nose.
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
It's delicious. The first 10minutes.
ugenics
That's all I need
cryptonat
Just like me.
Nekrose7
It's not DiGiorno but it's hot and ready.
random34567
Unpopular opinion. DiGiorno isn’t good.
breakingcode
Sorry,.. with their last overhaul, their pizza and sides are as good/better than most of the major chains (They DESTROY Dominos flavor wise)
PiGiSpi
When did they do an overhaul, if I may ask. Yes, I could google it, but I enjoy human interaction as well
breakingcode
I think around 2013? they started having wings and cheesy bread (which is great) and pan pizza, since then everything has tasted WAY better.
futureman3000
Pizza is like sex: Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
RandomArgumentMan
You really didn't had sex with someone with poor hygiene.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Tell that to the dude that got his dick broken on camera. You know the video I'm talking about.
BananClickBait
Do I want to know
bearatrooper
I mean, bad pizza has never broken my dick.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Are you sure you're eating it right? There's always a risk of that when I eat it
DerpyMcDerper
BigAZNMan
Abella Anderson with Ava Addams in Bang Bus I believe
idontevenknowsillymonkey
If you Google "every mans worst nightmare reddit" you'll find a NSFW GIF of a guy's dick being broken.
MuonNeutrino
TBH, their regular pizzas are kinda meh, but their deep dish is actually pretty decent for the price. Not gourmet or w.e. but crispy-tasty.
SomeDetroitGuy
If you like that, Jet's does it MUCH better for the same price.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Oh God I miss Jets. We had one and it disappeared overnight. The bacon bread and 8 corner pizza.
MuonNeutrino
Jet's is great, for sure. But LC's I can just drive 3min and pick one up on a whim, so it gets the 'fuck I don't wanna cook today' buys.
MuonNeutrino
IMO the two are complementary rather than competing; decent and super convenient, or better but more effort. Jet's *is* darn good, though.
SomeDetroitGuy
Totally fair. I love that I can pop in, spend less than $15 total and have a large pizza, breadsticks and wings.
WasWorthATry1
I think Little Caesar's is good....
TitanicGaming360
Noone else does. it's fucking dirt cheap, though, so it's OK.
okayyymovingon
Me too... like better than other carry outs
superdupertrooper
Try a MidiCi! That's the real deal Neapolitan pizza!
Vacationdad
My friends love it so much they named their album hot and ready https://youtu.be/ZjpCrapIKB4
VeraTheWraith
Its passable but doesn't compare to normally-priced pizza places IMO. It also gets old way faster than other places if you have it often.
voodoosexdoll
Domino's is better tho
amyrose
Deep dish lunch deal with some zip packets
VeryMoistTowelettes
It's one of the best pizzas as long as you ask for it freshly made and eat it in the car. The cheesy bread is the best too.
silentwolf1999
That bbq one tgey had a while back was bangin.
IAmCodyProbably
Same
DrantonMason
An extra bestest pizza for 6$, cheap pizza is still good pizza
balentay
I think they're better cold than hot but I agree. Especially their crazy bread!
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
it is chewy bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. It is spectacularly hard to do wrong, and they got themselves a niche. I'm all good.
NickRivieraMD
honestly better than either dominos or pizza hut
wobbu
It's not good. But it's okay, and it's pizza, and it's $5 with a drink, sooo.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Have you tried asking for it to be freshly made? The ones that sit in the heater are terrible.
Corrodias
Toppers is supposed to be better and is certainly fancier, but I never really like the pizza much. LC's is more in tune with my palate.
RandomActOfConfusion
With enough alcohol it goes from good to amazing
rylecx
It's decent until you compare to other pizzas. It's still the most cost effective though
NivalisAngelus
Me too. I am also an outcast from society. Probably not related.
cthulhuOverlord
When you taste Luigi’s you never taste the same
Everythingisracist
It's the best with cheap alcohol.
bbirbb
It depends on region. When I lived in Detroit, it was great. Indiana.. meh.
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
I'm honestly usually pretty picky about pizza. they skimp a little bit on cheese and sauce but the ratio between the two on their regular/
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
pizzas is spot on.
elucidatefurther
While they can't touch "real" pizza they're legitimately my favorite chain.
aleister94
I love the texture on the bottom of the crust
jumbosmooth
Plus the CEO is a really good guy.
TheLoyalVike
I think you mean Mike Ilitch. The founder who recently died. Quietly paid Rosa parks rent for years. Refused give up on Detroit. RIP
Blazex233
Unfortunately the franchise owners arent typically as kind. Learned that after 5 years working for LC.
TheLoyalVike
I worked at one for two years in high school. My experience was OK, but I'm sure it varies.
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
Imperial Scum
freezingpilot
He actually is one of the few businessmen I respect for running a company ethically. Gates as well, seems to have a moral compass.
TheLoyalVike
Don't forget Warren Buffet.
freezingpilot
Yes, Buffet seems like not only an ethical person, but a decent father, ie giving them a trust, but not the bulk of his fortune.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
I'm kinda 'eh' on their pizza but I will DESTROY some of their Italian cheese bread. Sometimes I go there just for that.
AlaskanPipeliner1
You're little caesars is prolly in the ghetto. The best ones are in shit parts of town.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Your*
mangogangsta
It’s true! Mine is
Alittlequacky
It’s okay, 7/11 is better if you have the 10 mins to wait
Volimar
I enjoy their $8 deep dish.
Myowngrampa
THE STUFFED CRAZY BREAD IS LIKE CRACK AND THEY MADE A DEEP DISH PIZZA WITH IT AS CRUST
TmdoeuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDiU2p2uzVI
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
I don't like their pan pizza at all, but the deep dish is on point.
secretoaster
They're really good hot. Just don't let it get cold. Can't eat it.
SmartererThanYou
I prefer them cold
demoncandy
I used to get a hot and ready and put it right in the fridge cause I love cold pizza
PiGiSpi
Today I learned enjoying cold pizza more than hot pizza is more common than I thought. That's pretty neat
jetstreaminfinity
They used to be terrible, but they kept improving their recipe and now it’s really dang good. Plus, they have their deep dish stuff
Goldonion
I'm curious what you think is bad pizza then
ialwaysupvotecows
It's literally my favorite pizza. Hands down.
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
They aren't the best, but for the price it's pretty good. I've not had a similarly priced pizza that was better.
zamielvanweber
There are some, but the Deep Deep Dish is really good for it's price and the last place I can get non-frozen deep dish in my area w/o (1)
zamielvanweber
making it myself. (2)
MaverickGoose2020
When I lived in Pensacola hungry howies was the same price and way better.
phyzzx
There used to be a guy selling $5 pizza on the corner, no shit, and it was better than lil ceaser. Very weird but idc.
Alittlequacky
7/11! It’s actually pretty good but a few bucks more
igniteice
Tombstone bakes up hot and delicious. Says so right in the instructions.
smellydogbed
What if mice live in your oven?
WellAckchually
But it's not ready.
NickRivieraMD
Hot. Not ready.
bgod
Yeah it does.
AlaskanPipeliner1
The top of my mouth screams in pain just at the mention of Tombstone.
GasStationHotdogConnoisseur
You don’t have to worry about how it tastes if you burn all the tastebuds off your tongue
paul289
Alternatively, California Pizza Kitchen bakes up a piping hot helping of diarrhea that last for a day and a half.
Skanah
And costs an arm and a leg, at least around here
ABluntForce
Eeugh. They weren't even good when I was actually at one of those IN Cali.
Counterfit
The frozen CPK stuff is pretty good tho
paul289
It was frozen. And fully cooked.