MrObamas
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Which will you choose?
Bracing for downvotes
--Edit--
fuck the food porn stuff I've been trying to do, memes are where it's at
BobRossHB
"Meme" op you need help.
Sirsir94
Hazelnoots gets me every time
AgamemnonsMemes
A) Fuckin vest top? What? and B) I will NEVER stop laughing at hazelnoots.
KrystenRittereyerollingatshitposters
I have tumblr all over my phone, that's gonna take ages to clean
ObnoxiousComma
hazelnuts4peace
my name is Hazel and my husband is in remission from leukemia.That is all
DruidX
Can someone explain #22? Googling "Regan eating flag" just brings up that post...
andergriff
sarcasm.
veloalma
I thought Reagan was using the flag as a napkin.
whiskeyface
Same. Like he was eating ribs at a barbecue.
mindfunkie
thats what it looked like to me
pablodeluxe
Actually she's asking why his name is Montague and then goes on the question why it even matters.
PlurmpDankensteinMcFlurntinTheCatEsquire
I can't stop laughing at "Fuck all of you hard up the toenail" omg
Spatulatattoo
I usually get generic hazelnoot spread and call it "not-tella"
MagnorCriol
These don't normally make me laugh much anymore, but "roasted like a hazelnoot" got me good.
rokkerboyy
#6 "shaming"
Lassannn
The Italian says, "what the fuck did you say, you little shit?"
BeardyMcFace
I dunno about #6, after getting a heart condition my doc just told me to jam a cucumber in my throat. (1/2)
BeardyMcFace
(2/2) Can't tell if it helps, but he does give me free Clopidogrel every time I do it at his office.
MisterOp
Juliet is asking why he has to be a Montague because she herself is a Capulet.
AzeaBraxi
Because otherwise it'd be incest.
TigerswilldoANYTHINGforatunafishsandwich
Thank you. I don't know if I was supposed to laugh at the outraged misunderstanding or not, but it just annoyed me.
howlongareweabletomakeusernameswowthisisreallylongholycrap
Thank you, in modern day English it would approximately be, "Romeo Romeo, why did you have to be Romeo?"
CKnowles
Damn, Rom. Why you gotta be a [rival gang member]?
ThatOneLameCosplayer
Romero Romeo, why is you gotta be Romeo
Orzbek
Romeo Romero, why OH GOD THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE EATING ME WHY DID I SAY ROMERO!? AHHHHH HELP HELP GOD DAMNIT THEY'RE EATING M- *nomnomnoises*
eatened
Holy shit, @OP, did you take these screenshots? The font literally hurts my eyes, how can you live like this? What OS are you using?
heavydiirtysoul78
Nah, they didn't take the screenshots. If I'm right, these have just been floating around for ages.
eatened
I did see them before, just not with this many pixels. This thief got some quality loot. :)
MrObamas
I'm a filthy thief
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
This was actually a nice dump, +1
Gruntingsince1775
Where do ppl find this on Tumblr..
Jason47D
This dump was so enjoyable. I probably upvoted it 7 times idly while going through it
drdiamond7
me me big boy
yourshittygerman
*whispers* every person in Germany spells it like noo-tella
experiment666
In german nut is Nuss pronounced Noose. Nootella.
yourshittygerman
Exactly
realfakedoorssss
I think the sick care vs health care post was more trying to say that a healthy diet will keep you healthy, but you should absolutely take 1
realfakedoorssss
Medicine if you're sick.
heavypettingzoo
deez noots
AngryMadmoth
got eeem
MLGsamantha
madmanmoe64
#6 isn't that retarded, people would get sick less if they were a bit healthier. But left pic should be cold medicine not prescription drugs
tomsrhinoplasty
One of my vegan friends told me if I ate like her then I wouldn't get cancer. She thinks she can't get cancer because she's vegan.
Zerogates
That's because idiots don't know how to infer that people aren't talking about genetic illnesses and referring to preventable conditions.
rshini
To a lot of idiots genetic illnesses is the same as preventable, that it's your fault if your sick.
ObsidianSnow
There are people who literally think all disease is 100% diet related. Had a guy tell me my hereditary kidney disease was my fault.
ArkoneAxon
I know a few people who would agree that diet is completely unrelated to their type 2 diabetes, bad joints, heart disease, lack of energy...
ObsidianSnow
I absolutely get that people underestimate the importance of what we eat to our overall health. But people need to not be extreme either way
realfakedoorssss
Yeah it made sense to me, everyone just freaked out. A healthy diet prevents a lot of potential health problems later on.
gingerjess
I think it is the all or nothing approach that made the minions angry. I get angry when people say that to me. Like I asked for a heart 1
gingerjess
Condition, migraines, and all the rest of it. I dont take medications everyday for fun.
thelokipokey
But on Tumblr many like to just jump to conclusions and just freak out instead of actually looking at it and thinking about it for a moment
realfakedoorssss
True.
kudichan
This is occasionally true here as well. I've seen people come to the most absurd conclusions about innocent comments that others have made.
thelokipokey
Fair, just seems different on Tumblr since it adds to the post and becomes content that gets spread, comments on here stay in the comments
RightHandedMan
Nutella is Italian and if you think they pronounce "nH-ut" you've obviously never spoken to an Italian.
TotemicFroggy
Am Italian. Can confirm.
bfranks4life
SO much better than a Mohaki1 dump.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
Well you can't make top quality dumps everyday. But I also prefer quality over quantity.
dissapointinglysmallwhale
Chapter 21?
faebala
I don't get that one.
gengumby
It's from Fault in Our Stars
AreThoseMyPants
The person saying "thank you" is the author.
APenguinInATuxedo
It's from a book where kids have cancer and die. The person changed it to have a happy ending. And I think "fishingboatproceeds" is a
faebala
I know/read the book, didn't know that was John Green's Tumblr. Now the comments make sense.
jezzacorbyn
He's John Green, the author
APenguinInATuxedo
My description still stands
APenguinInATuxedo
Famous tumbler user who tried to raise money for a fishing boat
TimothyTRiG
He chose that name as some obscure joke about American tax paperwork.
Grenther
Person saying 'thank you' is John Green, the author of the book 'the fault in our stars', which is shown there. 1/2
faebala
Thanks. I read the book, just wasn't aware that was John Green's tumblr so it was the comments that lost me!
Grenther
Pretty good author, but TFIOS is overhyped and in my opinion not nearly his best book. Paper towns & Looking for Alaska are pretty good. 2/2
funeraser
my thoughts exactly! couldnt even finish TFIOS
pakrat54
I cried a lot while reading a good portion of his books
Winterhathcome
I really liked Paper Towns, the only one I read. And of course, Crash Course is great.
Grenther
Vlogbrother, Crash Course, SciShow and a few others. Most of those channels are mainly due to Hank (his brother).
dokpsy
Safe to say I'm more of a hank fan than a John fan. I just enjoy johns childlike charm
lilskank
I love Crash Course, Especially Phil Plait's Crash Course Astronomy. Watching it lit the spark for my amateur astronomy passion.
mindfunkie
I'm gonna check it out!
MeanWinchester
Many of these made me laugh so uncontrollably I ended up having like 3 separate coughing fits. Thanks and also fuck you
filthbucketsfullofpuke
I feel like when people say something like this, all they did was slightly smile.
Kaine999
"Are you fucking sorry?" Made me laugh so hard I forgot to breath, then started choking on my saliva. After coughing subsided I had to pee.
MeanWinchester
Nope, just quit smoking, so basically even the slightest chuckle sets me off on a coughing fit.
ObnoxiousComma
Straight from Tumblr, I see.
MeanWinchester
The post or me? Cause the post, yeah probably, but I've never been on Tumblr, wouldn't know how to work it
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
No diggity?
MeanWinchester
I've got to bag it up
Daddy1C3
This comment officially gave me my third coughing fit. Take your +1
Nattodesu
I will accept vest, singlet, tank top, wife beater or even undershirt but who the fuck says "vest top"? The fuck else kind of vest is there?
CarpeDizzle
Some people call waistcoats vests
BreadyStinellis
In the US a vest is what you call a waist coat. Jumpers are two different things too.
ReillyReese
The fabled vest shorts
boomable
Like chaps, but with an open bottom, too.
Anfalicious
In Oz a tank top is a t-shirt with no arms, as distinct from a singlet, which only has straps.
Nattodesu
I mean a tank top also has just straps, just wide ones. So have spaghetti or adjustable straps.
Nattodesu
/British living in Australia
Anfalicious
Tank top isn't really straps, it's just like unstitching the sleeves of a T.
Nattodesu
Singlets* Autocorrects to so, apparently.
justhereforvoting
where im from in England, vests are usually worn under clothes. "Vest tops" are worn by themselves or with a cardigan (sweater).
Nattodesu
Weird. Might be a localisation thing? I'm English and have never said vest top.
MinorityOpinion
Me too.
justhereforvoting
True! In London I never said it, then my friend from Coventry said it and it seemed like the perfect term for, well, vest tops
TimothyTRiG
And in the US, they use the word "vest" to mean "waistcoat". Language can be confusing.
jezzacorbyn
For those confused about #11 Fishingboatproceeds is John Green the author of the book
annaofthesouth
Ack, thanks !
AreThoseMyPants
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d5c36b6ec54be5cdc65df1803e4bb03e/tumblr_mqocq92S6y1rho45co9_400.gif
BraveWolverine730
Gaehhn
I can't believe how long it took me to figure out that John Green and Hank Green were brothers. I saw a picture of John one day and just
Gaehhn
thought, hey this dude looks a lot like Hank Green. His name is John Green? Like the writer? ... Ooohhhhh...
Barkleythe3rd
On their vlog (vlogbrothers) alot of times people will ask John who the f Hank is, and he'll give completely random answers.
fetyetbet
Really?
LordCommanderTomSnow
I thought it was just a comment on the name HighSchoolCrySchool
McVirusS
Thanks!
pookieeatworld
And what book was that?
EnigmaRequiem
The Fault In Our Stars. I personally think its one of his worse books, but I'm rather sure its not a popular opinion.
GreenYawgmoth
I haven't read any of his books but based on his youtube channel I want to break a chair on his head.
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
I agree personally. I predicted everything that happened.
CertifiedAgreer
His best book imo. Didn't like any of his others all that much but loved tfios
EnigmaRequiem
To each their own, of course. I dislike it almost entirely for personal reasons. I felt like it was trying so hard to be "a different 1/2
EnigmaRequiem
cancer story that's soooo revolutionary not like those 'relatable cancer teens' books' and then ended up being literally exactly that. 2/2.
gamewarrior48
I was more a fan of looking for Alaska
AwkwardKeming
What book?
musicalmammal
The Stars in our Fault
DevilishlySexyStarfish
The sandstorm in our darude
TAIfromdigimon
based on context, i think its "the fault in our stars"
itotallydidntjustforgetmypasswordandmakeanewaccount
The fault in our stars: by John Green ( a totally awesome badass)
zaccagnino
The fault in our bridges
GreenYawgmoth
A story about america's crumbling infrastructure?
SVcross
50 grays of shade.
SuburbanMeerkat
I'd watch that movie
Misora
The Fault is In Our Stars (Hint: The character does not recover from cancer, marry his girlfriend and live a long happy life.)
Ynigmatik
But the post said...
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Thank you! Ok, NOW its funny.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
God, I'd never know a book about handicaps and cancer could ever end with someone dying, because medicine doesn't excist in fiction!
PrincessAnus
-_- cancer doesnt work that way you twat the medicine doesnt always fcking help
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
That was more a comment on how fiction uses cancer as the cliché cause of death since it allways seems to end in death, unlike reality.
bilateralunsymmetry
Well now I don't have to read it. Thanks Obama
Matryoshka524
You should anyway, it's actually pretty good, despite being kinda generic YA romance
itotallydidntjustforgetmypasswordandmakeanewaccount
You guessed it, the mongols
DeltaNoodles
You are a magnificent human bean.
itotallydidntjustforgetmypasswordandmakeanewaccount
QuirkyWallace
DapprBadgr
[MONGOLTAGE]
flavivsaetivs
http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-18-2014/RmP8Zr.gif
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
I loved that about his history series. You never quite knew when the Mongols would show up next, but you always knew they would.
Arbitrarynamehere
Or Walpole from a different series.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
It's true, you never knew. Unless you were... the Mongols. Or the Hungarians that second time, I guess.
dangerkitty
Also the Swiss and the Brazilians on two occasions.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
The Brazilians knew when the Mongols were coming? That seems... suspicious.