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Oct 5, 2016 3:27 PM
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
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Janusha
God fucking damnit how Im tired of getting this lame story presented to me in various ways in various media.
Weemz
I thought for sure MF was trolling; knowing that anyone JH told this too would be unable to NOT hear those ridiculous words in MF's voice.
nosferatu13
Tried to post og content. Coupla upvotes. This damn repost ive seen once a month. 6600+ upvotes. There are no rules here. NO JUSTICE.
tinkerbug
Julie Andrew's expression is brilliant. I'm sure she's just listening intently but it looks like disappointment / distaste and it's magical
Coolex
Classic Morgan...
NocturnalArk
DillonGriswold
The cringe is strong with this one
Daddygeek84
EastCookie22
Lots43
This explains why Jonah got so famous. Morgan Freeman blessed him.
Valedicktorian
ChuckChuckBoBuckBananaFanaFo
I love this game, but curse my name!
ModerateSaiyan
You failed his test.
jofbaut
Jonah would have been the worst person to build his ark anyway.
WeavabLE
https://youtu.be/rKK8OVcw_Yo
babycoolredhead
Way funnier with audio. Thank you!
Nadodan
It's because he said Morgan instead of Organ everyone knows if the name starts with B F or M you drop the first letter
classifiedairspace
jigglypuffusedpound
@VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini banana fana fo finni, mi ma mucchini...@VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Touché
IfIHadAQuarterForEveryUsedUsername
Surrealle
Of all the people that could get away with that level of silliness, Morgan Freeman is one of them
Scando
Him and Charles Manson.
m5vf
i was thinking Bill Murray but you do you.
drewbs86
Legit question, what is this little saying thing from? I think someone says it in the film BIG, but was it something before that?
Nikolai5
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Name_Game
SlipperyDickery
Try doing that with @OP's name
b3n9
Faggot Faggot fo maggot, stick stona, no bona, saggot fo faggoooot
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
That's Mr. cocksucker cocksucker bo-sucker banana Rama fo cocksucker fi find foe sucker to you
vailthor
gu4c
+1 for the username
QueenAntifa
supervillin
God level awkwardness. Slash awesomeness.
EacanFTW
What is Morgan Freeman
SleepDeprivedAstronaut
god.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
erock111
Them fucking luddes bro!!!!!!
FortressOfInsanity
"Titty sprinkles, bo-binkles, banana, fana, fau-finkles, mi-my-mo-minkles. Titty Spriiiiiiiiiinkles." - Morgan Freeman's voice.
TickleMyUlcer
Thank you
themadprofessor
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NOT TOP COMMENT?!?!?!?!
FortressOfInsanity
I worked really hard on this.
CurrentlyEmbracingTheEarth
leviwntr
Dude. He was using the beta Google Eyelids, and was updating his status. At least that's what he told everyone.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
https://media.giphy.com/media/kdiNkW90e8Yda/giphy.gif
LookingForWorkInColorado
Any idea why he had one glove?
DerpyDuck1
Reasons
SpaghettiFox
He can't leave prints when applying his shiv to a jugular.
SombreroWieldingLawmaker
He's secretly Michael Jackson.
Actualdeadpool
Hobo chic. It's his signature style.
Daaahhhmmm
Vaseline glove.
m5vf
maybe he had a surgical one on underneath with medicated lotion for a skin ailment
Fynndango
That's his jerk off hand. Gotta keep it smooth.
TheCommissar1020
Because the black glove didnt fit.
OGsatan
Oh, he fought a giant ass plant that bit off his hand and when they replaced it, it was white
MurdockTheHawk
Dukes!!!
desertviking
He was in a car accident, I think. Damaged the nerves in his left hand and it doesn't work too well now.
DustyMcKnuckles
^This is correct, and one of the many, many reasons this man is one hellovan actor. He's in pain everytime it's off and just acts through it
Skluff
Was the year Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes died. Morgan got in that car accident.
Skluff
Death approached him, ready for Morgan to be his third victim, but Morgan choked Death out with his left hand, rendering it forever useless.
mayodash
Because he was sleeping
digbickcaddy
Dduuuhhhh
SwisssSwisss
Well I guess that's an idea
ZivotaAKAJip
Took me a while before I realised this gif was reversed.
ihatewarmpickles
Please don't fuck with me, are you sure?
ZivotaAKAJip
http://im2.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-2506545779.gif
theycallmetherattlesnake
actually, the one you posted looks like the reversed one. very jerky movements.
ihatewarmpickles
Indeed, I think so too
loveasthouwilt
I feel like MF just doesn't care. He just does what he wants and if people like it, cool; if not, that's cool, too.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
God does as god pleases
Bubblefarmer
I read that in his voice
pookieeatworld
"Dear white people: Narrate your own shit." -Morgan Freeman
jman1210
I read MF as muthafucker.
DarktimesSometimes
MF DOOM
youngmountaingoat
Or maybe he's an utter basket case and we just bestow this zen like quality upon him .
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SuspiciousCactus
Yup. Like when he divorced his wife to get with his step daughter. Man doesn't give af.
DankMimesRUs
nickmill93
I would have been really upset if no one posted this gif in response to that comment. You deserve more updoots
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
That's how I am. As a dude, I dyed my hair green and no one likes it , and I'm just like "Cool" life is easier when you don't care.
Cygon
"People who matter don't care about it and people who care about it don't matter." - unknown
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
I wish so many more people would realize this.
Supermutantvirus
https://youtu.be/Ch5MEJk5ZCQ
TehStoner
If I were as well known as him, I would do something so completely out of character to random people on the street to fuck with them
Eliroyall
Listen to his episode on the Nerdist podcast. It's pretty amazing.
hinosxz36
Aka the Bill Murphy no one will believe you?
NarfButterslut
You mean Eddie Murray.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
The who now?
iamthisguy247
Bill Murray and Eddie Murphy's love child.
allegroconspirito
Come on don't be this guy
NarfButterslut
Don't be which guy? You or the person replying to you?
FineYungCannibal
I think you mean Phil Murray, ya fucking plum.
hinosxz36
Dunno the reference. I was referring to the Web page title of http://www.billmurraystory.com
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Are you Scottish by chance? Because it's remarkably easy to read your writing. Well done +1.
woodenbadger
Phil Murphy, you walnut.
xaviouswolffe
It's Bill Phurphray you oat.
KomodoKill
He can