Jonah Hill's story about Morgan Freeman

Oct 5, 2016 3:27 PM

God fucking damnit how Im tired of getting this lame story presented to me in various ways in various media.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought for sure MF was trolling; knowing that anyone JH told this too would be unable to NOT hear those ridiculous words in MF's voice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tried to post og content. Coupla upvotes. This damn repost ive seen once a month. 6600+ upvotes. There are no rules here. NO JUSTICE.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Julie Andrew's expression is brilliant. I'm sure she's just listening intently but it looks like disappointment / distaste and it's magical

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic Morgan...

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The cringe is strong with this one

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This explains why Jonah got so famous. Morgan Freeman blessed him.

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I love this game, but curse my name!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You failed his test.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Jonah would have been the worst person to build his ark anyway.

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https://youtu.be/rKK8OVcw_Yo

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Way funnier with audio. Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's because he said Morgan instead of Organ everyone knows if the name starts with B F or M you drop the first letter

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@VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini banana fana fo finni, mi ma mucchini...@VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Of all the people that could get away with that level of silliness, Morgan Freeman is one of them

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Him and Charles Manson.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

i was thinking Bill Murray but you do you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit question, what is this little saying thing from? I think someone says it in the film BIG, but was it something before that?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Try doing that with @OP's name

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Faggot Faggot fo maggot, stick stona, no bona, saggot fo faggoooot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Mr. cocksucker cocksucker bo-sucker banana Rama fo cocksucker fi find foe sucker to you

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+1 for the username

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God level awkwardness. Slash awesomeness.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is Morgan Freeman

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

god.

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Them fucking luddes bro!!!!!!

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"Titty sprinkles, bo-binkles, banana, fana, fau-finkles, mi-my-mo-minkles. Titty Spriiiiiiiiiinkles." - Morgan Freeman's voice.

9 years ago | Likes 283 Dislikes 5

Thank you

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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NOT TOP COMMENT?!?!?!?!

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I worked really hard on this.

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Dude. He was using the beta Google Eyelids, and was updating his status. At least that's what he told everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any idea why he had one glove?

9 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 0

Reasons

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He can't leave prints when applying his shiv to a jugular.

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He's secretly Michael Jackson.

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Hobo chic. It's his signature style.

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Vaseline glove.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe he had a surgical one on underneath with medicated lotion for a skin ailment

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That's his jerk off hand. Gotta keep it smooth.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Because the black glove didnt fit.

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Oh, he fought a giant ass plant that bit off his hand and when they replaced it, it was white

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dukes!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was in a car accident, I think. Damaged the nerves in his left hand and it doesn't work too well now.

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^This is correct, and one of the many, many reasons this man is one hellovan actor. He's in pain everytime it's off and just acts through it

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Was the year Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes died. Morgan got in that car accident.

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Death approached him, ready for Morgan to be his third victim, but Morgan choked Death out with his left hand, rendering it forever useless.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Because he was sleeping

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Dduuuhhhh

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Well I guess that's an idea

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Took me a while before I realised this gif was reversed.

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Please don't fuck with me, are you sure?

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actually, the one you posted looks like the reversed one. very jerky movements.

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Indeed, I think so too

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I feel like MF just doesn't care. He just does what he wants and if people like it, cool; if not, that's cool, too.

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God does as god pleases

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I read that in his voice

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"Dear white people: Narrate your own shit." -Morgan Freeman

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I read MF as muthafucker.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

MF DOOM

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Or maybe he's an utter basket case and we just bestow this zen like quality upon him .

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 2, 2017 8:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yup. Like when he divorced his wife to get with his step daughter. Man doesn't give af.

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I would have been really upset if no one posted this gif in response to that comment. You deserve more updoots

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That's how I am. As a dude, I dyed my hair green and no one likes it , and I'm just like "Cool" life is easier when you don't care.

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"People who matter don't care about it and people who care about it don't matter." - unknown

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I wish so many more people would realize this.

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If I were as well known as him, I would do something so completely out of character to random people on the street to fuck with them

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Listen to his episode on the Nerdist podcast. It's pretty amazing.

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Aka the Bill Murphy no one will believe you?

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You mean Eddie Murray.

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The who now?

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Bill Murray and Eddie Murphy's love child.

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Come on don't be this guy

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Don't be which guy? You or the person replying to you?

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I think you mean Phil Murray, ya fucking plum.

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Dunno the reference. I was referring to the Web page title of http://www.billmurraystory.com

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Are you Scottish by chance? Because it's remarkably easy to read your writing. Well done +1.

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Phil Murphy, you walnut.

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It's Bill Phurphray you oat.

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He can

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