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Aug 13, 2015 4:12 AM
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jillton
You guys realise her social media or PR team or whoever probably came up with this, right?
DutchKincaid
Sure, Hillary may lack youthfulness, but she strives to make up for it through her track record of corruption and venality.
invisibleinkling
3 emojis or fewer, Hillary.
AvielMenter
Ugh, this is awful. Should be "use three emojis or _fewer_".
AllRepublicansArePedophiles
They make me feel like I'm voting for Bernie Sanders. What's the emoticon for that?
irellusLeader
Instead of complaining about student loans, let's just not get them? College isn't for everyone. Consider being an apprentice somewhere
punderbread
Yes this! I appreciate my college education but it's not necessary for every field of work.
FromTheCreatorsOfDer
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wtf_is_that_martin_freeman.gif
CapableTrash
I can hear his accent
jadespider
I could almost actually respect a politician trying to understand the needs of their constituents, until they asked for the answer in emojis
punderbread
The problem is also that the question is leading and ignores the economic complexity of the cost of education.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
The "tell us" bit makes me think she has nothing to do with what is said on her profile.
CharlesChaplined
Tweets from her are signed with an "H." Most accounts for politicians are operated that way.
HaniiPuppy
I can't quite tell whether this is attempted sympathy or genuine mocking.
JayDocMDPhD
I'm going to guess the three emojis are fingers fucking, crying face, gun to head of crying face.
AreYouRelevant
You forgot the poop emoji
ParsleySage
Why did emoji become the English word for emoticons too?
ToastyMozart
It didn't, it's the name for the little images used by SMS clients and such that use an unassigned Unicode character. Anyone who uses (1)
jazzhead
it's shorter
ToastyMozart
"emoji" to describe a regular emoticon is doing it wrong. (2)
AIistairHennessey
astropapi1
Indeed, man.
TheRicM
Is this OC? Either way, never seen this before, it's great. +1
DinoKebab
No, Hilary Clinton posted it.
smeeshsmoosh
I only traffick in the highest quality OC faceswaps.
TheRicM
It's some good shit, OP
angryotterface
*fewer
MalevolentMiser
http://imgur.com/DEosnVd
AvielMenter
http://31.media.tumblr.com/0a2dfa1226c0be839426f72c8d77b675/tumblr_no5zl5VOIE1suijfxo2_500.gif
upbeateeyore
I could care fewer.
SnoopDoggAttending
GOD DAMNIT I WAITED SO LONG TO BE ABLE TO USE THIS RELEVANTLY
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
What?
neonkid
Nothing.
bendurrodriguez
FYI, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fewer_vs._less . TL;DR , this is actually a preference and not a big deal among descriptive grammarians.
sofacoin
Yes, but descriptive grammarians also end sentences with prepositions and split infinitives. It's the prescriptivists who're grammar nazis.
BaronDanglarsShouldHaveDied
Why is this not top convent?!
AvielMenter
probably other people have made it too
MoaConstrictor
But it hardly has any nuns at all :O
phdinhorribleness
Because Stannis wasn't very christian
NOINOON
Tell a guy from Finland is this real? Is she this out of touch?
Asliuf
is that real?????
PuppiesoverKittensAnyday
well that's not actually her logo, so I don't think so, but I can't be sure.
imbuffyandyourehistory
Yes it is. Still up, Aug 12.
achiprez
Desperate much?
GaryFreakinOak
She's in twuuuubbblllleee.... they sampled her emails and found 10% were classified....
achiprez
Politicians in general.
Roy28
Pandering to the popular ideology. She once said marriage is between a man and a woman, https://youtu.be/_iTrqHvTk_0
CommanderWilliamTRiker
She certainly is. Shady shit with those emails.
achiprez
Wants to be president but I almost doubt people trust her enough to let her.
BastardMan1977
Well this fucking frightening
TastyTastyScience
Twitter is a fairly narrow medium, frequented almost exclusively by people familiar with using emojis. I'd say it's a pretty good move.
samobellows
gah i didn't notice the face change until your comment. wishing i didn't still. gaaah.
professorflimflam
http://imgur.com/9n2KlgY
idleinsect
holy shit is that her
kuaert
Yes.
smeeshsmoosh
In more ways than one.
IR8It8OutOf8ItWasGr8M8IDontH8
but can you describe how terrifying it is in three emojis or less?
WieldableMango
I'm more concerned with just the one. Steve Buscemi should not ever look like that.
NeedNotApply
Glad to see politicians are still pandering to emotions.
TheBlackWindHowls
emoticons*
Wednesdazed
This seems extremely patronizing to me. A majority of the students struggling with debt are young, but that doesn't mean we cant express 1/2
Ruhig
No, that's not it. It's cool, and the kids love emojis, so it'll totally go "viral", and then be all over the internets and the Facebooks.
Wednesdazed
ourselves in an intelligent way. We're goddamned educated, after all. Asking someone to explain "in emojis" just seems gross... idk 2/2
twominutesforhighsticking
Yeah, I have that 30k student loan debt for a reason. I can speaking without emojis, thank you. This is a serious topic to me, at least.
arcticstroke
Idk if "I can speaking without emojis" was on purpose but it was damn funny +1
Widget88
Please tell us more about you can speaking on serious topics.
twominutesforhighsticking
This is what I use my $$$ English degrees for; sarcasm on Imgur and trying to decide if it should be "three emojis or fewer" instead of less
e363
fewer*
TomtheGrizzly
What?
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Nothing
rothsbury
stannis.gif
ArthurGrenier
Yankovik the original Baratheon
McBook
Thank, I'd have made the same mistake
LuxEterna
http://imgur.com/0tKKb7B
StannisDaMannis
Sir I'll handle the grammatical corrections around here
andysniper
how could you do that to shireen? you ain't no mannis.
GhostKerrigan
Read the books, Stannis the Mannis is real.
appollon819
Got 'em!
andrew14556
it doesn't matter.
EnoughlyTannedEnough
Does not*
javierulf
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
MannyaCa
/(.□. \) ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
DoZombiesasdfdddddEatPussy
As a republican, I love that Hillary is the democratic nominee.
bitterandcynical
Is this sarcastic? She's miles ahead of every republican nominee in polls. Things can change, but she's not a weak candidate.
condoulo
Things are changing. A few months ago I was saddened at the thought of a Hillary coronation, now I'm filled with hope for Bernie Sanders.
bitterandcynical
It was more that he thinks Hillary is some disaster for democrats, when she's probably the strongest candidate in both parties.
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
It's disturbing how corrupted Clinton foundation is and yet Hillary pretends like she can connect with the middle and low class
bitterandcynical
Yeah, but seriously how is it corrupted? Are you ever going to answer that?
serella
She definitely didn't write this. Prob never even saw it. Her social media manager did. Not that it's better, but lol @ her tweeting.
5Fingers
How is it corrupted?
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/419791/clinton-foundation-reeks-crooks-thieves-and-hoods-deroy-murdock
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
they've had pretty shady transactions in the past
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/05/where-theres-corruption-theres-the-clinton-foundation.php
smeeshsmoosh
Darn, my emojis didn't come through in the title.
HowCurious
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mygoogoomometerisgoingbabies
Watch your language please!!!
Welkin
you're allowed to say "fuck" here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LongTimeLurkerFirstTimePosterLoveTheShow
Can you name the emojis?
theicklestone
Can you describe them using three other emojis or less?
smeeshsmoosh
Bread, circus, Santa
lysithean
yes
honkaholic
You totally get us, man *single manly tear*
theicklestone
http://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpkiNCxOKUcMBji/giphy.gif
smeeshsmoosh
smeeshsmoosh
TIL: using emojis apparently deletes your entire comment.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
You tried, OP. And you know what? I'm not even mad.
InfiniteBreadStickss
The only one that works is a red heart. ❤️
Schmoppo
♫♦♫
tohubohu
❤️❤️❤️
haddix
And I don't think that's gonna accurately reflect how your loan debt makes you feel...
InfiniteBreadStickss
Lol, right?!
iamthisguy247
For me it's smiling poop emoji or no emoji.
smeeshsmoosh
Aha, I knew I'd seen one on here before.
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
and the fucked up stuff ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็_(ツ)_ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Oh no, it doesnt go outside the box anymore. Y u fix dis imgut!
FisterMantastic
Wait, seriously!??! ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
cookie111
that's not red...
InfiniteBreadStickss
Well I'm using an iPad so maybe other browsers see it differently?
DiamonDie
That's a white heart.
diabLoDesignz
Red on Desktop Firefox.
McBook
That's racist
InfiniteBreadStickss
Well I'm using an iPad so maybe other browsers see it differently?
socksandflops
I think Hillary would make a great president
AdolphTheRedNosedReindeer
Yep, and judging by her campaign donors, she'll be right in the pocket of Wall Street. At least Bernie & Trump finance their own campaigns.
MrBotmon
Lol no
FelipeRios
How dare you not support our overlord Bernie Sanders
socksandflops
ya'll have to read usernames more
Elizabella
Hahaha. I did what I could to rescue your comment points a little.
socksandflops
and I appreciate you for doing so!
lospepos
Does anybody else get kind of uncomfortable when you see Hillary try to "relate" to the younger generation? 1/2
Felman
Kind of. She lacks Bills touch but at least she tries to care. Trying to solve problems beats not doing anything.
idiotn00b
you mean kind of like the sentiment expressed in picture form by the OP? No, you're the only one.
kcufuck
It's because she knows young Americans don't vote so it doesn't matter.
wnatch
...Yeah, thats what this post is about?
EClaire1073
I get uncomfortable when anyone that age tries to relate the the younger generation. They think they know what they're doing, but they don't
SamMan
If it makes you feel better it's probably an intern writing this shit.
Error417
I get uncomfortable when I see her do anything
JustAthena
But Hillary is very much hip to the kids.
huanthewolfhound
Meanwhile Carly Fiorina is like, "I'm making a video with Buzzfeed and you can't stop me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq5OQafDVxc
turkeysamwich420
I get uncomfortable when any corporation type thing tries to appeal to the youth. It's always completely fucking obvious and embarassing
werdCAsquared
Or relate to the everyday individual and use that bootstraps ad. Let's face it, her political partner, Bill, is pulling down $500k a speech
Countercheck
It's retarded and painful when any politician does it, UK Prime ministers are particularly guilty of this
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
You can thank that aide she hired that helped increase Michele Obama's likeliness. Kristina Schake's job is to make you look "hip"
swaptrick
She totally can tho, they were so broke after leaving the White House she could only spend $500 on a haircut.
thecolonels
Almost all twitter accounts are managed by some communications major/expert/intern. Probably a 23 year old wrote that tweet.
FaptainJack
Which might actually make it more depressing...
SuddenSquirrel
Nah that would've gone through multiple rounds of amends before being posted
vikinick
Bernie Sanders tries to relate as well. The difference is that he sounds like he actually cares.
LimeMime565
She's a two faced corrupt politician who cares more about getting in office than what the job of president actually details and demands.
dontttakemycake
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dxBlTC_9c
ImgurCelebrity
*Hillary's campaign/PR staff.
GaneshaTheElephantGod
I'm still upset that she uses this logo for her campaign.
CalvinandHobbitses
Ever since that post about it? Me too man, me too.
GaneshaTheElephantGod
exactly THAT post. Damn the alternative one was so great
Pengeg
Well everyone on imgur is basically voting for Bernie.
BattloidKouji
eh, it's the same with any other politician when they do it.
MrBotmon
That's the point. They don't.
ShortGiant
Yeah. They definitely do. Politicians are a brand, and all major ones try to sell themselves. Well, they hire people to do so for them.
equinoxiq
but isn't that better than for her to not try at all and act like young people's issues don't matter?
fratmoney
I think that's what this fucking post is about
BiggRosie
Harper tried to get hip with Canadian kids by promising not to allow a "Netflix Tax". Douchey
Ruhig
WTF is a Netflix tax???
BiggRosie
Who knows. http://www.thestar.com/news/federal-election/2015/08/06/harpers-netflix-tax-video-lampooned-online.html
kerms
Obama's been doing this for basically the latter portion of his presidency.
RedWebster
It seems incredibly contrived. The more I see it, the more I realize that I don't need someone I can relate to, I need someone who can lead.
FaxCelestis
My leader should be smarter than I am!
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Moreover, I want someone I can relate to. Not someone trying to relate to me. You're supposed to be the leader, not me. Seems more genuine.
koopaya
This was a beautifully-crafted comment. I agree wholeheartedly.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
This articulates how I feel about politics better than I could have crafted a statement myself. Nice work.
SayWutAgain
It's hard to blame them though. A politician who just stands up and speaks his/her mind doesn't succeed. It's the people's fault for (1/2)
SayWutAgain
voting with our "feelings." This is only fishy because it's executed poorly. The "genuine" politicians have just mastered the game (2/2).
RedWebster
Bernie is speaking his mind, and people are responding to it. I guess we'll see!
SayWutAgain
Bernie isn't making half the impact of Hilary. It's sad, but look at the polls. Barring a miracle, it's looking like a Hilary vs. X election
Canofminus
It's so forced it's uncomfortably annoying. It's like watching your 50 something fifth grade teacher use the word 'dope.'
Dhuang
Cough....Ted Cruz Simpson impression. It could be worse.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids
Iwillfindyouandiwillkillyou
I fucking cringe every time I see that video. But I also laugh a little.
youarewonderful
I'll just leave this here: http://www.drawball.com/standwithhillary.mp4
legendarycazaclaw
I forgot about that shit. I was happy.
actuallyjustluke
Da fuck was dat?
RubberCatTurds
I tried to watch, but I just couldn't make it all the way through.
Voodrew
Not as bad as watching this video of her talking in the south. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaDQ1vIuvZI
nichijoudan
Or talk in general.
OlRockTheGoodAg
As a southerner, that made me want to throw up.
slurmlover
Oh lawdy
FuckitIgiveup
Obamas a got a video like that too. Hilarious/ disturbing.
Ruhig
Ha ha, not even from the US at all and that seems tragically patronizing.
mmmmmmShaiHulud
TheInnocentCriminal
Her hubby is from Arkansas though
BlueBassist
Wow. Just Wow. Yeah.
thepolecatishere
As a southerner, I am insulted.
lospepos
She seems to think that if she tries to be cool she can win our votes that easily without having to put much effort into real issues 2/2
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SquirtleSquad420
That's how Obama beat her in 2008.
CongratulateMeCongratulateMe
It seems like she's actually putting a lot of work to find policies that should be good enough for a large swath of voters.
anitabieror6
"Im so with it and relatable, kim k took a selfie with me"
jazzhead
But that nasty wrinklemummy can't hide the cold cold stare in her eyes.
dancingForest
You caaaant hiiiiiide, your lyyyyyin' eyes, and your smiiiii-iiiile is a thin disguiiiiise ♫
8PiLoT0
I assumed so. Since that's the entire point of this post.
HanSolo312
I think that was exactly the point of this post
rockiesmagicnumber
"If I do stuff with emojis, they'll forget that I'm on the payroll of all the banks that are crushing their generation!"
vxjedi
She's failing at it anyway, Bernie is the most popular among millennials. He's even overtaken her poll-wise in a number of states.
EmilyDrexelLelaKaldwin
I find it uncomfortable that she's running for president
DontLoseYourWay
You not a fan of dynasties?
PatrikLilja
I have found it uncomfortable that she was around politics since 2011
SayWutAgain
I find it uncomfortable because she'll get the vast majority of women over 40 just because she is one, without any consideration at all.
ThePsychicZombie
I think you're overestimating how much women in general like her. If she gets a lot of votes, it'l be from people voting within their party.
TheInnocentCriminal
Yea, it's a serious issue and I'd like more than 3 emojis to tell you about it. I don't even have emojis
AwkwardBiblophile
It worked for Obama, but then again he was just naturally good at appealing to young voters.
CochiseVeneficorum
Well, it did work perfectly for her husband. Remember Bill playing his sax at the VMA's?
Codiferous
Yeah...but saxophones are cool...
CliftonSantiago
That whole Vote or Die movement was manufactured by MTV to elect Clinton specifically
FFKonoko
Yeah, but he had a Penis.
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
You really think she is responsible for her twitter?
ShinyGengar
ofcourse not, but she does have a say in the strategy the account uses. She doesnt dictate the words, but the feel that its meant to give
ravnicrasol
I have this crippling fear that the average intelligence of those just entering voting age is low enough for this to actually work.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
I can't speak for everyone, but I'm 19 and I'm voting for Bernie 100%
TheDudePlayingaDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Don't you doubt it, it's definitely low enough or rather, way way lower.
EbolaSandwich
Keeps me up at night.
icyanddicey
Just wait for her to post a meme... it will be like catching ... something easily catchable... with a great tool for catching... I guess.
SkeletonHitler
I await her first Pepe post
WhatzitTooya
"omg, shes on facebook! I'm sooo gonna vote for her, cause shes on facebook and shes a woman! Just like me and my sistas! #starbucks"
saggyballbaggy
Just tried to like this several thousand times
GoldManSacks
18yo here, from my experiences with people like that, they probably won't even vote. But I will be, not for her though.
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
DEAR GOD NO
saggyballbaggy
Just tried to like this several thousand times
noonerspisms
PrincessMerida
Lots of women I know are voting for her just because she's a woman. I personally think Hillary is shady as fuck.
comaWill
Hillary "Pumpkin Spice" Clinton wants to be your friend.
WhatzitTooya
*deletes account*
UnworthyBeatrix
To be fair this is how people eight years ago say everyone voting for Obama.
SayWutAgain
It's still hard to say if he was a good choice. I think anyone in the position to run is generally very qualified. Objectively (1/2)
AvielMenter
Except that she just announced a policy to substantially reduce the cost of tuition. That counts as tackling real issues.
TheDudeanator
But did she only do this because Bernie did too? The popular theory is Bernie's policies will influence Hillarys.
AvielMenter
It's not really possible to know her motivations. But assuming she did, so?
TheDudeanator
If it was her idea, yay. If it is done just to compete with Sanders, then it wasn't done as a genuine policy. Just done to steal votes.
DoZombiesasdfdddddEatPussy
tbirdistheword
MY EYES!
MuffinsLordOfDerp
Nightmare fuel.
QuietReaper
Why?! NSFW
DoZombiesasdfdddddEatPussy
Fuck you
MuffinsLordOfDerp
I upvote your comment to scare people.
SpiceSlag
Kind of? KIND OF? I'm terrified at the notion of her getting in.
ijustwanttojudgeyou
Chose between her and Ted Cruz. You will be a lot less terrified
BlankMage
Can't say I know much about him.
YoureAnInanimateFuckingObject
I'd prefer Cruz, but neither are anywhere near my first choice.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
eh, they both are colossally terrifying. I'd put Cruz at a super nope level and Clinton at a definitely nope level.
SpiceSlag
I'll be in my fallout shelter.
ijustwanttojudgeyou
I don't know why people on this site hate her so much. You can also support Hillary without feeling like your cheating on Bernie
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
She is basically a cookie cutter example of a corrupt politician...
HibiscuitsTea
some of us don't like him either.
scottynoface
A lot of us*
IAmLobstronomous
My responses to her: http://imgur.com/VpIMoGP
JustDaShoemaker
That bitch! Making you enroll in college and taking out student loans!
IAmLobstronomous
And if she were really in tune, she'd talk about ways to lighten the burden. Set price limits on books, put caps on tuition costs, etc.
JustDaShoemaker
2 then its just a poor executed msg on a shit communication platform that encourages typos and brevity
IAmLobstronomous
I do not blame her for my choice, I am ridiculing her for making light a heavy topic. You don't ask about assault using emojis debt is heavy
IAmLobstronomous
I'm fairly certain if everyone with a student loan defaulted major banks would crumble. (Sallie May, Citi, SunTrust, Wells Fargo, Nelnet)
JustDaShoemaker
Your 2nd tweet asking for $84k could be misconstrued. My brother who cant manage $ had his house foreclosed honestly blames Obama for it
JustDaShoemaker
It's easy to seem flippant when taking a light approach to a serious topic, that doesn't create a public policy, but 6words about 3emojis
JustDaShoemaker
And people react as if it is a stone thrown personally at them
lichtly
I wish she would just stick to what she's good at, being a hard nose politician, she's the battle-ax you go to when the shit is rough.
raider111111
Yeah, she did a great job covering up Benghazi. Politicians these days are capable of murder if they are good enough.
lichtly
Yeah because one compound getting overrun in an unstable country is the summation of a world power's foreign policy. Take the tinfoil off.
raider111111
No, that is somewhat reasonable. What makes it bad is that they twisted it about being because of a video to help Obama's reelection.
lichtly
They may have, but The Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and FIVE House Intelligence committees have cleared them of any wrong doing.