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The city of Chandigarh, Punjab, India, has been sealed along with the adjoining ones too.
Hell the entire states of Punjab and Haryana have been put on High Security Alert, with the alert extending upto the National Capital Region ( around New Delhi ).
Public transport, Trains, Buses stand cancelled.
Schools, Offices, Institutes, Markets everything to remain shut.
Mobile Internet services to remain off.
A cricket stadium has been turned into a makeshift prison.
And this all seems to be too stupid to be true, but alas it is ! Bat shit crazy stuff man !
Here is why --
UPDATE 1 -http://imgur.com/gallery/Xq35D
UPDATE 2 - http://imgur.com/gallery/rZp0Y
The city of Chandigarh. India's first planned city and supposedly one of the best cities in India to live in.
The city boasts the country's highest living index. Pretty modern and cool city.
And this is what the city has come to in the past few days and will so for the next few too.
Enter Godman. The reason for this hocus pocus .
This dude is Baba Gurmit Ram Rahim Singh Mohammad Insan etc etc etc ....
Dont go by his looks. He is not a muslim or a hindu or a sikh.
A self professed godman, which means, he is his own god and its his own religion.
So obviously being a GOD empowers him to, *oh so much power*, and work wonders and miracles of epic proportions.
His impressive resume reads - He can cure AIDS, Cancer, Impotence, baldness etc etc etc
He can get you a job, a son, a tv, a car, etc etc etc
He can make dogs sing opera and raccoons understand nuclear particle physics.
He can ..... , oh fuck it, he's a god !
( Here enjoy - https://www.saintdrmsginsan.me/ . Damn, it would put the likes of Einstein Mozart Picasso Spielberg together, to shame for what he says he is and does ! )
This chief is accused of raping two women at his ashram 15 years ago.
His majority (blind) followers belong to the states of Punjab and Haryana,
Of the many cases ( murder, extortion, tax evasion, forceful castration etc etc etc ), against him since long, the most important and one which is pending judgement tomorrow, is, a Rape case which he was accused of in the year 2002 .
http://www.hindustantimes.com/punjab/rape-trial-castration-of-followers-dera-sacha-sauda-chief-gurmeet-ram-rahim-singh-is-no-stranger-to-controversies/story-mFCdupu7ARxSIitBk4knkN.html
The godman was charged with rape of a female devotee in 1999. The CBI took over the investigation in 2002.
The final judgement is to be announced tomorrow i.e. 25th Aug 2017
AND, his fan base and followers have lost their minds and gone total bonkers, giving the administration a razors edge situation to deal with.
Thousands of his followers have gathered in the city of Panchkula ( The city where the court is ) for the rape case verdict. ( ... as per the last details, the number of people that have reached was close to 50K+ and as per rough estimates has reached 100,000 and the numbers are expected to double by tomorrow ! )
Seen here - Camping alongside the highways.
(*yeah got nothing to do. lemme just get together with thousands other 'gotnothingtodo' kinds*)
This above is a highspeed expressway. And now you have people kids women sitting alongside and crossing the roads as if on stroll in park !
Followers resting at a park in the Sector 23, Panchkula, on Tuesday. They have reached here from different parts of the North region.
(*yay, picnic*)
Open kitchens have been set up to feed the empty stomachs of the staunch followers.
( See what i am talking about ! )
They have camped on streets and outside the city and around the judicial complex days ahead.
Seen here they made the park a big fucking bedroom at night !
In parks .
Them fools ( followers ) are everywhere ! Parks, Roads, Markets.
The followers say, 'they have gathered in peace for the moral support of their holy eternal guru' !
Yeah , right ... http://i.imgur.com/cTbG4ZK.gif
Intel reports of followers gathering petrol, diesel, stockpile weapons.
All this has brought the city and the states of Punjab and Haryana, and up to New Delhi on tenterhooks and a serious security situation is underway.
Previously also there have been confrontation between this godman, his followers and the police security forces and things did not turn out good. Ugly wont even go to describe what happened !
Seen here is a flag and security march by the police and the admins in the city of Bathinda, which happens to be one of the main hubs of this douche .
Security personnel flag march in the city of Chandigarh
The number of deployed paramilitary forces units in the city have gone up from 10 to 85.
Army, Paramilitary and other security companies have been called in and are patrolling the city.
A site that is unlikely in this city beautiful and its adjoining areas. This area boasts of being one of the best regions in the country to live in with the city of Chandigarh recording the highest living index in India.
The two states and all the adjoining regions are on a High Security Alert and under a very strict vigil.
All public transport especially state owned buses have been told to stay put until further orders.
Seen here are the powered down escalators ( since yesterday ) at the railway station.
Heavy frisking of people at public places .
Sec 144 IPC is underway.
( it basically bars ( illegal ) for more than 4 people from standing together in public. yes, this includes sitting too, and every activity that more than 4 people can and will indulge in ! )
More army. ( This is the CRPF battalion )
Horse back Policeman battalion patrolling the city. ( Not a regular site ! )
The Rapid Action Force on flag march in some different part of the state.
( This is supposedly the epicentre of this godman dude's shenanigans ! )
HIghways and roads have been closed and sensitive areas cordoned off .
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chandigarh/army-on-standby-ahead-of-dera-sacha-sauda-verdict/articleshow/60200796.cms
Religion + Dumb People = Dangerous cocktail.
Enjoy below a few miracles and the works of the godman in his own movies.
For your viewing pleasure - - - - -
A Miracle.
A bike is now a fucking aircraft !
Haters gonna say its a fake .
Beat that !
A front 360 wheelie in this motherfucking ugly ass motorized tri cycle.
pew pew pew ....
TL:DR - This above asshole is a self made godman, accused of rape and he will be given judgement tomorrow. In wake of that, his blind dumb stupid followers have unleashed total mess and the situation is very sensitive as of now.
UPDATE 1 -- http://imgur.com/gallery/Xq35D
derekjohn
And people wonder why I'm an atheist and call bullshit on all religious leaders.
jwan
Stay safe dude.
Davidnfilms
What the fuck?
Fatpicasso
jeeze
MarinShatterhand
Best of luck @OP, hope you can stay safe.
ridingfunny
for the most part people will be safe, given they dont trudge into hotspots or near sticky situations !
neil137
Sorry to hear, man. Hope it gets better. I'm still not going to india
ridingfunny
...ahh dont worry buddy.Things like this happen.You can drop over to my place.Loads of delicious food and sumptuous booze for you ;)
Velociraptorex
So people actually believe those videos?
Flashback0180
No, those are from movies. He's also a actor/director among other things. This guys is one of a kind joke
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
Not sure if people are going crazy at an alarming rate or if it's always been this way and we just have more exposure...
ridingfunny
Consider this - if it wasnt for imgur, you would have NEVER known about this news !
PeeterParker
I feel like this post would be similar if say Jesus or Muhammad or any of the other profits were alive today. But stay safe @Op
ridingfunny
+1
karanperson
The last 3 gifs are from his 3 movies (yes, 3 and yes movies) they are room with all drugs pumped in. Watch the trailer. They are call msg.
Retrikaethan
to the people who think this is batshit crazy: welcome to life from an atheistic viewpoint.
JustADayTripper
Fucking hell what the fuck people
OpenPalm
Fear of the first leads to the second, Tripper
tadoww
he got convicted and his blind supporters have burned more than 100 cars, two railway station, two govt offices, injure reporter and peoples
johnthedevil
Anybody remember Premananda? , that guy here in south and this guy in north, enough to destabilize the country.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Goddamn that's one successful cult leader.
ridingfunny
and the worst part - nobody knows the maths as to why !
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I'd say it's 2 parts desperation 1 part sick of the current shit. That's how America got Trump.
officeandrec
GreatEmuWar
For all of you debating whether India is third world or not, you should know that marital rape is legal in India.
GreatEmuWar
And this includes women under the age of 18 as well. If you're a 16yr old child raped by your husband, you have no legal rights.
XanderCorsaj
What can you really say to a man with a binary-microphone beard?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Kill the godman.
CandleToad
OpenPalm
It almost (ALMOST) comforting to know that self-made religious tyrants are just as balls nuts crazy in India, as here. L. Ron, Eastern
SkepticalGeek
Dude I'm from india. I heard nothing about this in news. Hate that fake motherfucker and his piece shit bollywood film.
AjayVrrrrooom
Are you really in India right now? All I could see in national news was about this asshole since afternoon. They will start riots for sure!
ridingfunny
Yup. Supposed to be in the city but i left out to a nearby city. It too is tense, but its OK here. Be in the green zone.
ridingfunny
the media is biased and sold.everything is regional.divide and censor.i tell you man things are pretty sensitive in this part here right now
wickydeviking
keep us updated!
ThatsNotWhatYoMommaSaid
keep vegans, sand bobss
ridingfunny
For sure mate !
ProudMuggle
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a07joshuajj
off subject - could you recommend some old school bhangra music for me?
ridingfunny
geez ! frankly i'm a 90s coconut kid man ( brown on the outside white inside ! ). if you know what i mean ! but still will PM you.
wellofmimir
So there's some questionable shit happening in the US here, but this is just straight up fucked. I bet there's going to be rioting for days.
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wellofmimir
Shit, that's awful. I hope you and your loved ones stay safe. There's going to be too many broken families from this...
GreatEmuWar
Keep in mind these people have rioted before and are infamous for occupying and blocking highways and railway lines for nothing reasons.
GreatEmuWar
They've literally smashed cars on highways and beat up passengers. I once had to take a flight because they destroyed part of a railway line
theliquidsteak
Remember when people of Ferguson had such distrust for the judicial system that when a police officer was found not guilty "rioted for days"
theliquidsteak
pepperidge farms remembers
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
wellofmimir
Lol. True. This looks like a lot of people though, soooo....
OpenPalm
If they served popcorn, riots would be bigger. You are evil, sir
ridingfunny
though the city is under a massive barrage of security personnel n also it is actually a Union Territory,but yes,riots just might happen
OpenPalm
I hope not, OP. You don't deserve that. Stay safe
ridingfunny
Nobody does. Like i said, its unbelievable to be true, but its happening.
nursesalt
My apologies for my ignorance but what do you mean by "Union" territory."
PMurFP
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_territory
ridingfunny
Long story short - The central govt has direct admin control here. Like a CEO having direct operative control of a system server !
mkumar118
don't have the dictionary meaning, but it roughly means not big enuf to be a state but is imp. so has its own local govt.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Many thanks @OP for this interesting and detailed reporting. You should be a journalist! Respect from the US!
mkumar118
agreed! i live in chandigarh as well, and this post impresses me! well covered @op. stay safe. we'll get thru this fine.
ridingfunny
for the most part everyone is safe, given you dont venture into hot spots or tricky situations. but its tense. stay safe my man.
ridingfunny
thanks man. after i had a chat with my friends in the US and realised they knew nothing, i compiled the data and the news and shared here+
zma123456
India has a major problem with these fake gurus. I suggest watching Amir Khan's movie PK.
Corrodias
Well, I mean... what makes one fake and another not fake...?
zma123456
Well for me they all are fake, than again I don't follow religion that believes in Gurus, but in most Indian religions gurus are revered.
BelieverInSparkleMotion
Can we get some more details? Where can I watch it?
GreatEmuWar
Legally? I don't think it's out. It's not even on the Indian Netflix yet.
NotAnIroningBoard
All gurus are fake
ridingfunny
roger that
Pootisborn
Oh really?
dxt6191
Some were genually good like pramukh swami maharaj. But rest are fucking asshole, some literally
zma123456
But damn do these people make shit ton of money. Just look at Evangelist Creflo Dollar. He got his own private jet. He is sorta Guru.
sheevtheconqueror
Yeah this whole deal is reminding me of the rajneeshees
zma123456
What is that ?
sheevtheconqueror
Group of crazies that followed an Indian guru and set up a commune over here in Oregon. They basically took over the Dalles
Dramacian
#11 "park a big fucking bedroom at night". Last time this was posted (yesterday ?) there were mentions of sex orgies. Did they stop ?
MadDrDrillBit
no, thay just keep coming
ridingfunny
the baba is known for some sex oddities too. he forcefully castrated his male followers for obvious reasons !
monkeymuffins
For blood magic rituals? :o
finwolven
Whenever you have so many people camping together, some amount of 'sleeping bag nookie' is bound to occur...
Dramacian
Probably, but this post was here yesterday, with less pictures but more orgies. Wondering where they went.
ridingfunny
they went nowhere. them still there and more numbers. so a bigger orgy is underway !
finwolven
Well, afterwards you'll want something to drink and a cigarette, I'm told...
Dramacian
Only Baba is allowed to drink and smoke, this would be blasphemy.
ridingfunny
wtf ! lol !
Mugfan
Judging by his website, this started as a joke that went completely out of control and he just went along with it.
karanperson
Its new trend in india to make godman which are spiritual and miracle but does not relate to any religion to they get people from all religi
Azated
Sounds like trump.
marsupialsrus
You're talking about the 2016 US POTUS campaign?
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Bro it's a prank!
TheNameIsEaston
LankyFrog
#4 the face of a man who knows he's wrong but went too far to back out of the bullshit he created
ridingfunny
haha +1. he inadvertently said things of epic proportions as having accomplished himself,which were later glamorised n marketed as miracles
Cartoones
You mean trump?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
no, muh Russsia nonscandal scandal and fascist anti-fascist fascists
ridingfunny
haha ! the best one ! He is a bloody joke that went serious !
BenSnow97
Nope, he's still a joke. The serious idiots are just the fanbase
ridingfunny
+1
Jagadid
Oh, trump
thesixfingerman
India has a lot on its plate; this shit, possible war with China, possible war with Pakistan, the whole rape thing, and Afghanistan
ridingfunny
War with China not gonna happen. With both the nations present strength and capabilities, the repercussions are unimaginable. there are +
ridingfunny
more hideous undertones in the war rhetoric. Situation with Pak is something else. Rape situation... dont even start about it man. Too messy
thesixfingerman
Oh, and the cow murders.
ridingfunny
That is DEFINITELY political vendetta. Believe it or not.
thesixfingerman
Oh, I know. Straight up religious
LlamaLingo
Cow murders?
thesixfingerman
India is primarily Hindu, who believe that cows are sacred. There is a long history of Hindu kill people for "eating beef".
thesixfingerman
Usually with out proof.
LlamaLingo
Thought you meant non-hindus going around and killing cows in the street!
thesixfingerman
Oh no, if done one did that there would be no end to the blood shed.