Don't get into cars

Sep 18, 2022 9:58 PM

LordoftheHildago

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I'm a badass cook. So...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tyrannosaurs in F-14s

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

oh look, it's Calvin's uncle Max.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

....mother of god it's him

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How I need C&H right now

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn you, Cyanide & Happiness for taking that abbreviation away!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My hobby is depression. I don’t have a job. Because of the depression.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Car guy here can confirm. I work to live not the other way around.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is this the only picture of Bill Watterson in existence? I’ve never seen a picture of him before.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My hobby is fiction writing. This checks out.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think that’s why I used to play league

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So that's why people have kids.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's what he is refering to as a hobby:

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was an odiot and got a job with my hobby. Now my hobby is the only thing preventing serious burnout at me job.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't buy it. I hate my job but my hobby has been compared to vacationing in Hell.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Was it a conscious effort to make Ned Flanders look like him?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mod codding be like

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

FU Calvin stealer!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm waiting on paint to dry on a piece of metal that use to be a rust hole.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Hobbes that's even worse

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aquascaping. It can create a leak in your wallet

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I went to school to be a mechanic. Hated my machinist job. I am now a machinist. Fuck working on cars all day. And people. People suck.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explains a lot about the golf types

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"So you're interested in playing Wahammer 40K. Here's why you shouldn't." *sad music starts, video pans hordes of homeless men*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the secret to keeping a horrible hobby is to marry a nagging, ugly, smelly, overweight, repulsive spouse

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wit yo old ned flanders lookin ass making my most treasured childhood comics doin ass

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

can an addiction count as a hobby?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yaaay it's Arts & Cracks time!

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes! I refer to it as wine tasting or being a craft beer afficionado.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s called a SMORGASVEIN and it’s elegantly cultural!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never knew Calvin’s Dad looked like Bill Watterson. That’s deep.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Have you seen Calvin's uncle? Even the stache.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dead ringer for Uncle Max.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Warhammer 40k, right?

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

SocialMedia maybe.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you only collect at the pace you can build and paint them, then for most us professional procrastinators it can actually be affordable.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But who does?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not Forge World though Simba. You must never go there.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chinacast

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 1

There's no bad weather, only bad infrastructure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhx-26GfCBU&t=273s

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Guys dry humor is hilarious

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not even that, bad clothes. I commuted year round in Michigan with no bike lanes. Carbide studded tires, IGH and hydraulic disc brakes FTW

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Bad clothes is something you can fix yourself. Bad infrastructure is a change that needs to demanded en masse

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The problem is that most traffic engineers in the US have no fucking clue what good infra looks like.Sometimes bike infra is worse than none

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've seen bike infrastructure that actually is more dangerous to cyclists than it was before they added it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmm did you watch the video?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just did. Looks pretty much like what I rode through for 10 years except I didn't have bike lanes at all even in the summer.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Icy ruts are terrible, but even in the summer unmaintained bike lanes are a menace. They're full of broken glass so you can't ride them-->

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand the title

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 3

Don't car into it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hop on a bike, take a walk, kidnap a train if you must ... but never EVER get into cars.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Have you even been in a car? It's miserable!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Cars are bad because they can hold lots of clowns. So many clowns.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't get into cars with boys.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lesbian car sex only, got it.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It means “don’t get involved with car collecting as a hobby”.

3 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

But i love my hotwheels! Whatever

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was thinking more of "Cars as a hobby will be very fun, and then work will be difficult. Pick a worse hobby."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

collecting, repairing, fixing, tuning, styling, or otherwise... just don't have cars as a hobby in any sense... It's like working in blender

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You have to have a real appreciation of Ric Ocasec

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I do

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never get inside a car.

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Never sit inside a transformer. If it transforms, you die.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Plus you'll drown in the hot oil if the electricity doesn't get you.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Say no more.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Cars as a hobby is expensive.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Oh ok got it. I assumed this guy was a cartoonist who was later discovered to be a serial killer.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Bill Watterson is one of the greatest human beings I can think of.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I like his skin, based on this photo.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Andydicktracymorganfairchild an Imgurian, was was later discovered to be a serial killer.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0