They also have incredibly sharp hooves. I have a two-inch scar on the back of my right hand (required 20 stitches & physical therapy) after releasing a deer from a leg snare. Animal rescues can get tricky so maybe NOT try to guide that shark into deeper water...
Imma gonna crouch down so these sharp bone spikes are right at eye level and then feed this armed wild animal full of testosterone while another one gets too close to the food - it makes me feel spayshul
Yes, Jurassic Park got it backwards. When you look at what kills the most people, it has NEVER been the carnivores. Wildebeests, Cape buffalo, hippos, and elephants have topped the list at various times in my life. In North America, deer and bees. (And bees make honey so they can be forgiven for it.) Unless you count by disease, and then it has always been mosquitoes, outside of a few years in medieval history that it was fleas.
Ya, her motions are just so hurky jerky. ike, you have to be SMOOTH and GENTLE with wild animals, and her motions are just so unsmooth that they look violent to a creature living in a state of nature
Nah, just mindlessly repeat what you read on imgur. No way there exists a scenario where it is acutally ok or even encouraged to feed an animal. Unthinkable.
"If you're gonna be dumb. You gotta be tough. You gotta be stronger. You gotta be cool. You gotta be calm. You gotta stay together. All i know all i know is love will save the day"
Even ones without antlers are fuckin a hundred plus pounds of pure muscle that can outrun most predators. They can and will run right over someone's dumb ass.
Timid is too nice. Deer are panicky bitches. Their survival strategy is to have sharp senses and freak the fuck out and flail wildly when alarmed until they can run away. Then there's sharp ass hooves and antlers making em pointy
Carnivores will almost always back down rather than fight if there's even an outside chance they'll get injured killing their opponent. Herbivores will fight to the death with no regard for how they'll walk away. Because if they lose they aren't walking away.
Also grass doesn't run away, but if you're a hunter you need to stay in good physical condition because you have to be able to catch an animal to get your food
And then you have certain omnivores that are just massive fucking tanks who probably won't get hurt unless you're heavily armed, like bears and wild boars.
I work with animals, and was brought up to respect them. Every time I see shit like this, which is far too often, I'm in awe at the stupidity of some people.
doody639
Was that Bambi seeking revenge for his mom?
woozle
scoutMoonDiver
Burke616
She's lucky to be alive.
RVAALLDAY
Honestly….fuck all wild animals I’m not going near them
VinnyVeritas
They also have incredibly sharp hooves. I have a two-inch scar on the back of my right hand (required 20 stitches & physical therapy) after releasing a deer from a leg snare. Animal rescues can get tricky so maybe NOT try to guide that shark into deeper water...
BaloneyBob
mcglirkymeow
There a reason why feeding wildlife is considered stupid by locals. Effing tourists.
GroumphLePreux
Now she understands why the pointy part is facing.
AreaResident
Imma gonna crouch down so these sharp bone spikes are right at eye level and then feed this armed wild animal full of testosterone while another one gets too close to the food - it makes me feel spayshul
pashabigdog
IAmGORT
DON'T hold their antlers. They don't like that!
nimeton0
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FlyingTigerRose
Damn near put her eye out.
sandwiched
Those are Klingon doggos—you can tell by the Bat'leth helmets.
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
So many reasons they tell you not to feed the animals
Steffn
Could very well be a park where they do tell you to feed them.
spinbutton3
Do not kneel down lady!
damd1rtyape
Khoshteep
Idiot! Those horns are NOT for show!
greenchair
Knew trouble was coming when she went low
44no44
I think it was trying to run off the other deer, for moving in on its food. The girl was collateral damage.
fancygiraph
Ranger in Yosemite told us more people get killed by deer than bears. And it’s mostly stupid people
OliverOtter
Yes, Jurassic Park got it backwards. When you look at what kills the most people, it has NEVER been the carnivores. Wildebeests, Cape buffalo, hippos, and elephants have topped the list at various times in my life. In North America, deer and bees. (And bees make honey so they can be forgiven for it.) Unless you count by disease, and then it has always been mosquitoes, outside of a few years in medieval history that it was fleas.
charondaboatman
Pretty sure she wasn’t the target. The buck didn’t want to share.
Ravendarksky
It kind of looks like the bag in her other hand flaps and gives it a scare and it responds with aggression as a defensive measure.
Mairoa
That's the thing- they don't really notice or care so you can't just trust they'll be safe and chill
ImmaterialHour
I think the doe started taking from her other hand, which caused her to push the bucks head up quickly startling the buck
inb4thewar
Ya, her motions are just so hurky jerky. ike, you have to be SMOOTH and GENTLE with wild animals, and her motions are just so unsmooth that they look violent to a creature living in a state of nature
RuijiRiku
lysani
I understand wanting to get that hook out of the sharks fin, but that is *not* how you go about doing that.
victell
Wow
ChallengerDeep
Nature is not a Disney movie.
guitarfourtysix
scoutMoonDiver
Did that idiot lose a finger?
guitarfourtysix
eye eye lol
squirreltactics
DON'T. FEED. WILD. ANIMALS.
EmotionallyCrippled
Why???? /s
CyborgScribe
Look man, feeding wild animals is how we got dogs. We gotta try it with every other animal just in case we get Dog 2.0
Pwnzistor
These are obviously NOT FULL ON WILD ANIMALS THEY ARE ANIMALS IN A PETTING ZOO TYPE THING.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
And fucking leave them alone. Internet points don’t matter.
netzsegler
I am pretty sure thats a animal park near Munich where you pay to feed the deer.
mc2222
then that park is run by idiots and deserves to be sued out of existence.
schwaulen
Nah, just mindlessly repeat what you read on imgur. No way there exists a scenario where it is acutally ok or even encouraged to feed an animal. Unthinkable.
DongleDingler
But if not friend, why have unfriendly pointy battle gear protruding from its skull?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
No, no, he's got a point. -Kronk devil
Allnamesinworldtaken
I wanna say it was Kronk Angel who said that
MatrimBloodyCauthon
OH YOU ARE RIGHT. Thank you.
asslap
If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough!
Dimension09
I'm the toughest guy I know
Silver420Surfer
"If you're gonna be dumb. You gotta be tough. You gotta be stronger. You gotta be cool. You gotta be calm. You gotta stay together. All i know all i know is love will save the day"
Vortex153
Name your kid Sue
garbuhj
The song quote doesn't work unless you specify that it's a boy you're naming sue
youreathing
Immediately thought of this.
RainierCamino
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
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grimnorseman
If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.
spiritplumber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwKUmEQ5-N4&list=PLbAMiuoW9XU5KR3DlLmgo3zBGEh1IdXcp this song: the game
andexer
Chumb that wumba
RainierCamino
A different, but also excellent song. This is what I was thinking of: https://youtu.be/IUgiI0AOjk8
andexer
Highly apropos
tomatoboy
Just a little off and that antler point could have gone into her neck. Antlered deer are more dangerous than people think.
astrangehop
Mess with the buck you get the stuck
mikeatike
Even ones without antlers are fuckin a hundred plus pounds of pure muscle that can outrun most predators. They can and will run right over someone's dumb ass.
Sipmonsnsn
Thanks disney
wildpackoffamilydogs
All deer are more dangerous than people think, if they want to be. Hooves are sharp and quick.
ontheotherone
astrangehop
Mouse deer?
Kehy
A suspect in anonymous dik-dik pics
tomatoboy
Absolutely. I was just emphasizing the additional risk the antlers add, but I did so inartfully.
Katateochi
it's armed with an organic Klingon Bat'leth! Timid herbivore does not equal harmless.
ScottBugVillain
Nor does herbivore equal timid.
Mairoa
Timid is too nice. Deer are panicky bitches. Their survival strategy is to have sharp senses and freak the fuck out and flail wildly when alarmed until they can run away. Then there's sharp ass hooves and antlers making em pointy
Hevach
Carnivores will almost always back down rather than fight if there's even an outside chance they'll get injured killing their opponent. Herbivores will fight to the death with no regard for how they'll walk away. Because if they lose they aren't walking away.
garbuhj
Also grass doesn't run away, but if you're a hunter you need to stay in good physical condition because you have to be able to catch an animal to get your food
sturmhauke
And then you have certain omnivores that are just massive fucking tanks who probably won't get hurt unless you're heavily armed, like bears and wild boars.
Autittuderp
Keep my babies name out your fuckin mouth!- Doe probably
madguillotine
I giggled
JustMe4455
A doe doesn’t have antlers doe
Autittuderp
Doh. I think I knew that but I knew I'd be corrected if I was wrong. Thanks for that.
MileysVirus
Did you try to Cunninghams law us?
Autittuderp
It is the fastest way to find something out for sure lol
bigdix69420
A good way to lose eyes
manamongstyou
Or an ear, nose, or the ability to breathe because an antler pierced your throat. A dangerously stupid risk to take for an instagram post.
Imalwaysready
Are there any bad ways?
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
I'd say shooting a BB gun. Ralphie is a dipshit, I think it'd be a really bad inefficient way to lose your own eye with a bb gun you are shooting
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
A slap in the ass
ShiftingPattern
Consumed by fire ants.
LoPhatJoe
She had her safety glasses on though
WhiskeyGrandpa
But was she doing the safety squints?
HomeRunWoman
She wasn’t welding, yo.
WhiskeyGrandpa
True, but I feel like if you take care to squirt you can’t lose an eye to the antlers.
WhiskeyGrandpa
Lol squint*
FormerGloriousGuyWhoCameBack
She got incredibly lucky.
SquirrelHaven
LOL
HawkmanXLII
I work with animals, and was brought up to respect them. Every time I see shit like this, which is far too often, I'm in awe at the stupidity of some people.
ColoradoCattleCo
I'm betting she probably started bleeding pretty profusely from a head wound right after this ends. Gonna get some stitches.
Imalwaysready
Right? I've gone five decades and not been stabbed in the face by an animal even once. She is lucky.
georgedragonslayer
The deer wasn't going after her. But yeah, she still got lucky.
SJBSavageInk
Did she though? The clip ends without us seeing if she's got a hole in the side of her face now or not.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
well at least it's not a (supplementary) hole in the front of her face
ryecurry9000
Do we know that for sure? Video ends too soon for me to make that assumption.
FormerGloriousGuyWhoCameBack
Well, she got incredibly lucky not losing an eye in the first attack.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Yup. Took the antler to the temple rather than the face. Likely needed stitches, but better than blindness.
VanessaBludgeons
Not being able to remember your name, also better than blindness.
78927x4No1
For everything else, there's Mastercard.