BannedAssholes
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So glad I don't live in an apartment anymore.
Sep 23, 2017 11:01 AM
BannedAssholes
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So glad I don't live in an apartment anymore.
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
sickburn
https://imgur.com/kVIij8m
notacatdefinitelynotacat
@ElbowDeepInAHorse ?
GingerLaird
Did I sound pleasing or painful? It's a matter of sex and murder.
Sockerpappaharvaddubehover
People hearing or seeing can be a huge turn on, especially if you have a dirty dirty mouth that never stops begging for more dick.
mdzmdz
And now you keep hearing a Peterbilt 379 releasing its air brakes
mojo69
Sounds like your friend's neighbor has tapeworms. Better stay away from the local market for a while
ToastDNA
Don't remember this part of Constantine.
squiretadpole365
I used to have a couple living below me like that. Get ahold of some Barry White and play at max volume the next time.
EyeTri
zoidburgerandfries
More Tilda Swinton
Superking360
GooseIsHere
hahahaha had a good chuckle at that one
canilogin404360
Luke, inside the force you must feel.
drunkbs
MRW moving from an apartment to a house.
BannedAssholes
Space!
SkinnerTBD
"Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when she was sucking my dick and you were licking my ass..." good times...
SkinnerTBD
oh sure, no one likes my story of hearing things I didn't want through walls.
Affray
If it makes you feel any better, you had my full attention from the start.
TheRealFrankTurpentine
StunnedGoofy
treefrog
Record it, and play it back regularly and loudly.
infectiousgigglezombie
Or pound in the walk and ask them to be louder so you can masturbate with them.
bengalhoel40
People who make sure everyone hears their sex life are sick scumbags.
BannedAssholes
The girl I'm currently seeing can't be quiet. Like, she doesn't know how to do so. Hence why I like living in the middle of nowherr.
tallroses
Yes she can. We're just culturally conditioned to think we're supposed to be loud.
GoodFellowSkeleton
Hahahahaha!!! +1 for awesome use of this gif.
DefenderOfDog
I hate hearing people getting impailed
pylorih
Especially when I'm not the one doing the impailing.
FlockOfSeagulls25
I hate hearing people get imbucketed
RedRegent
https://m.popkey.co/8625f0/lkRR7.gif
PangolinBan
Only if the bucket is a bit on the small side. A roomy bucket can be quite comfortable.
thatwoodguy
Isee what you did there
Thenthereweretacos
Don't be nasty. It could have been a splinter.
Sfinski
My roomate took speed,had an orgy and almost burned the building down after starting cooking and passing out the kettle burning on the stove
imbitteraboutit
Legend
masterfinch1
what movie is this from?
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Burn After Reading
Ooolovelyjubbly
I love living in flats, though tbf Ive always lived at top. So yeah, it's me you can hear singing along badly to Cher whilst river dancing.
Superchief86
I love singing. I do wonder if the neighbors hear me or not. I hear almost nothing from them. Just pissing at night when I'm trying to sleep
Ooolovelyjubbly
You must be a light sleeper or they sound like a waterfall!
Vulspyr
I had upstairs neighbors who had porn sex above me at 2am, I'm a student.
BreadyStinellis
There is both not enough and too much information in this comment. So what IS porn sex? And why does it matter that you're a student?
Vulspyr
Loud and aggressive. Shake the building aggressive. I have to wake up and go to school in the morning, so I need to be asleep by 10pm.
BreadyStinellis
Yeah, that's the downside of apartment living. I recommend a white noise machine.
Vulspyr
Thankfully I no longer live there. Man was it annoying though.
TheBubbleGod
Wtf is porn sex?
Vulspyr
Loud and aggressive. Shake the building aggressive.
PeterNormal
My downstairs neighbor calls the police if we walk in the living room. Counting the days till we close on our house! 3 more to go!
ImAFoxButNotReally
Chef? Is that you?
BannedAssholes
I had a neighbor like that. I eventually went full out on my last night. Cannibal Corpse at max volumne, stomping and jumping, 1/2
BannedAssholes
Banging shit on the floor, etc. Warned everyone but the cunt too. Hopefully she got the message. 2/2
rvleshrac
Those are the words of someone who stomped through their apartment constantly, not giving a shit about the neighbours.
rvleshrac
I got neighbours like you. Stomp through the apartment slamming doors, let their kid run wild at 0300, then act offended when reported.
BannedAssholes
I got reported when I sneezed. The neighbors all agreed the bitch was too much.
JarJarDrinks
Upvote Tilda Swinton
TheExpensiveBikeRide
Dildo Swanson was great in Mr Dr Strange.
IllegalKittenSmuggler
She is fiercly striking
metalfoto
Classy
masterofallfourelements
I'll try and keep it down next time.
pumpernicklelel
I'd recommend telling your partner to use his penis, not a dildo, during sex
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RedgarRedbeard
you told their mom that you'll keep it down next time?
AbsolutelyNotADragon
What was inside you?
Iloveanddontunderstandimgur
Deep down.
quickstick12
You'll try TO keep it down. Huge pet peeve of mine
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
Dad?
masterofallfourelements
No this is Patrick
CoolGuyCoolDude
Good slut *Pat*
inigotoo
Leave the down kids alone.
themanfromdelmontesaysyes
Ok but what about your voice?
oldandfat
Tell your dad to go steady
NinjasStoleMyMama
how deep was it in you?
immortal91revenge3
I don't blame you. I'd scream too when fire nation invades
Chev8t8
Try not to lose that dildo again
JWood59
IOnlyFavoriteAesthetics
Guess you're the master of the fifth element, dicks.
toasteheh
That was the problem in the first place
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
th3p0x
masterofallfours*
Technohawk
Isquirtunderpressure
This is a beautiful gif!
heatmaster28
I kinda liked that movie
Xsiah
Sounds like you're the master of the fifth element too
masterofallfourelements
Boned bending?
tahorg
The filth element
iScreenshotGifsAndUseThemToComment
Like this actress a lot.
wordchucks
david fincher said she stood out as a great actress among the actor he's worked with
BlueManticore
Who is she?
wordchucks
tilda swinton
BlueManticore
Wow she's in a lot of movies I've seen...
wordchucks
she's really great
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
Sound like Xenomorph infestation. Better nuke the apartment building from orbit, just to be sure.
WilltheAdequate
Just to be sure.
EllenLRipley
Agreed.
FayeInMay
That's my fetish.
keillrandor
We got nukes - no flukes!
titan999
Or virus bombs .... why not both. Sincerely the emperors inquisition.
5uperu5er
GIR! Of course I knew you were the turkey!
TheOneAndOnlyLump
Gir, get back in the Turkey!
XenomorphZZ
A tad bit extreme don't you think... hisssssssss
DasJediWay
Asciiman
Just to be sure
problematicpolarbear
Fucking A !
Gonz000
Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, one second. This installation has a substantional dollar value attached to it.
Silmariella
They can bill me!
OrbitalNuke
I believe I can be of assistance.
orangecatonpizzabox
Get your punkass upstairs and fix this.
OrbitalNuke
I believe you have the wrong person
michaelpaice2
You can't make that kind of decision, you're just a grunt. No offence
synfinitehell
None taken
OldmanX
No no, just to be sure, let's do it!
michaelpaice2
I hope our transport doesn't get destroyed then
BohurtPotato
I had gay furry neighbours. All night I had to listen to hentais mixed with meowing, barking, slapping and bed noises... *terror*
BlueManticore
BohurtPotato
HUMAN meowing and barking, luckilly. Pet play I assume.
thatwoodguy
Should have lefty a pair of muzzles hanging off their doorknob
BohurtPotato
Went there once to talk with them about silence at night. Saw a literal pile of sex toys in a huge box. Left quickly and never came back.
thatwoodguy
Not everyone who has a huge box of sex toys is a deviant. Im a case in point. /a/DmMvO NSFW
BohurtPotato
Do you bark and meow at night too? :P Have your sex however you want, just don't stick it in other people's faces. ;)
thatwoodguy
My friend and his first wife had a riding crop on the wall of their bedroom. And no, they didn't ride. Horses anyway
therandombagofmeat
I lived in an apartment once next to some newly wedding all they did was fuck and fight. It could be quite entertaining.
ASaNONEXPERTiAPPROVE
Was it in that particular order?
HandsomeJackBlack
Also had next door neighbors who would fuck/fight all the time & once he was screamed "your tits and ass are hanging out" & we died laughing
blairmichod
Did you ever support him? Shout out "He's right, you know!"
HandsomeJackBlack
They were both crazy so I was hesitant to mess with them. She moved out after I called the cops on them one day anyway
HandsomeJackBlack
I used to live above some degenerates who would fuck all the time. She sounded like a retarded seal so we started barking like a seal to 1/2
HandsomeJackBlack
To make fun of her & their love making sessions were a lot more quiet after that
usernameczecksout
Yah. We all know about them two. She's also good at reading the news. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eSUc7fZfqRg
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
I don't get how two people can be like this. If you right all the time, why are you together? My husband and i have only had a slight 1/2
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Kerfuffle. It was because both of us are indecisive about where to eat, and i typically respond with "yes." He doesn't like that, apparently
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Been married 2 years now. Together for 6.
TheLetterKay
Man I don't understand what there is to fight about. Work with your partner. Sheesh. Its not hard.
RexLion
Sometimes people have priorities so different that they can't even understand the other's point of view, leading to intractable arguments
FooQuuxman
Somehow these people get married. A lot.
kayzaaay
Sometimes the fight is about the other person's unwillingness to work with you even after multiple promises to seek therapy #notbitternope
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
I like fighting with my girlfriend. Keeps things interesting.
HandsomeJackBlack
Username relevant?
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
Lmao oh no, nothing that serious. I do something to annoy her and we just basically vent at each other for a few mins. Then makeup with food
imgonnahurtu
Depends on what you mean by 'fight'. There are no relationships without disagreements.
ToastDNA
some people thrive off conflict... makes them feel alive. Hate those people
drksdrlife
i've actually been dumped because I wouldn't fight over petty stuff. Said it showed I didn't care about her. What can you say to that?
Therunningbalcony
How do i know you love me if you don't beat me?- kind of woman
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
My wife was like that. Only we fought. She and her bf fucked
G3rb3rous
Damn
Paramedia
Cunts eh? Sucks mate.
whiskerbiscuit
Ehhh, you were probably too big for her. There’s always a bright side, you just gotta look hard for it sometimes ????
OmniXBro
Gotta look for it while hard
whiskerbiscuit
Gotta look hard for a while
NikoLetsGoBowling
Been there myself man.... she cheated on me 2 weeks after we got married with her best male friend. Marriage lasted 5 more months
imbitteraboutit
Why?
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Divorce takes time
NikoLetsGoBowling
Exactly..... in NY we couldn't get it annulled so I had to go through court proceedings