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doggiedawg
It sounds like that Lou guy created a big mess. A Lou Pai Fiasco if you will...
TopladeK
But Robin couldnt be a pole vaulter..
readyplayer0ne
Suicide by jaguar. How pretentious can one get?
DukeOfSwitzerland
I think it's save to say that Woody Harrelson is a dick.
DukeOfSwitzerland
still love him
SirGentlemanGrizzlyFighterEsquire
All the while I'm sure Sean Penn was yelling "IS THIS FOR WHAT I DID TO MADONNA?!"
SarcasticComment
KickassFacts.com Most of these are half true by default
steamyreality
Okay im no scientist but that last one sounds like bullshit
rectalprolapse
These are all bogus.
abelrm
so when she fell, did the baby survive?
NonyGony
Glowing trees...? How Lovecraftian.
Crusader2412
First you have glowing trees then you'll have cthulhu flying around to hunt terrorists.
RogerWoodhouse
Last week on /r/TodayILearned...
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RogerWoodhouse
Yup. There are a bunch of users that just post blogspam now. I have reported them to the Imgur abuse inbox but no luck getting them banned.
CaffeinatedSlacker
Good thing it was Sean Penn, not Sean Bean...
InfinitusEquitas
He ded.
Michealbay
Its shawn bawn
elegant7
I like the idea that they had never met before, only vaguely heard of each other, and Woody decided to do this for the hell of it.
dmmpjl
Would have ended up getting shot.
Mighell
Not before slaying a bunch of the cops with a sword and thus saving Merry and Pippin.
TheBoxGh0st
*Merry and Pimpin'
ThatDudeThatDoesDudeStuff
Kim Peek is like if Rain Man & Milton from office space had a baby.
LearnedCoward
Kim Peek literally was Rain Man.
RepublicofTexa
Literally as in the movie Rain Man was based off him?
LearnedCoward
Yep.
orangemarmaladesky
Sean Penn totally deserves being dragged outside and shot. http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19911106&slug=1315618
owiseone
Fuck kickassfacts, all they do is steal the top posts from last week on /r/todayilearned
COCKCRUSHER
it still saves me from having to type all of those letters into a subreddit
Jarvert
I knew it! That she was pregnant!
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
OP, you have failed my challenge and started off with yet another beautiful woman for clickbair purposes! -1
rectalprolapse
Do you downvote them all too? Do you want to form an alliance with me?
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Not all of them, but from here on out yeah!
rectalprolapse
my nigga.
AlanKesselmann
And then you hear how Sean Penn paid back to Woody Harrelson: http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0062477/
ranchenthusiast
hopefully u get more upvotes because that's great.
AlanKesselmann
Thanks, that was not really my goal though. I just wanted to do some fact checking and was surprised to find out more :)
thisheretexasdude
And he fell for it!
olds97lss
Sean Penn doesn't mess around! Left at night in the land of nopes!
LearnedCoward
Kim Peek was allegedly expelled from school in only seven minutes, but went on to graduate high school at age 14.
TheFlyingHellfish
Kim Peek could divide by zero.
anakin1729
Microsoft created at least FOUR billionaires: Gates, Allen, Ballmer, and Charles Simonyi.
mouschi
but... according to Hilary Clinton... companies don't create jobs. So how did they create billionaires D:
Empurpled
I feel like it would be somewhat challenging to skin a jaguar with a pistol.
FirstDraftFinalDraft
Pointing a gun at anybody, loaded or not, as a prank is one of the most irresponsible uses of a gun, period. Respect the danger people.
jediengineer
No good without sources... -1
RogerWoodhouse
The sources were on Reddit. KickassFacts.com steals all of the best content from /r/TodayILearned
GhoulsGW
and op steals it from kickassfacts
DilapidatedWookiee
Most of these facts are twisted, construed, and over simplified. I really wish they would stop getting upvoted.
idrinkcheapbeer
The average imgur user grows wool and has babies with delicious chops.
jckalla
Lou Pai is crazy as shit; check out the documentary "The Smartest Guys in the Room".
fantasticbratwurst
#3 if that spread to the forrests, it would fuck up the ecosystem real bad. Nocturnal species need darkness.
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
I agree.
BruceEsquire
I'm sure it would be very hard to track down glow in the dark trees at night
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Yeah that seems like a real bad idea for a myriad of reasons.
Gadvance
my mate knows one of the guys working on the project, this came up early on and they made the tree's sterile with some Gm stuff
Flyndaran
How do they get trees to violate thermodynamics like that? The added energy can't be coming from sunlight.
Gadvance
i wouldnt know exactly, but the light isnt incrediby strong its similar to a firefly's
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GoodKindCrake
Who do you think you are, Dr. Ian Malcolm?
Gadvance
yes because a sterile tree can evolve... are you fucking shitting me
AnakinSkyToad
Kim Peek is awesome
mille919
Kevin from The Office did the same thing.
COCKCRUSHER
I love learning about him
scurve
Just another example of being too good at your job. You make it look easy, and they'll try to replace you with something cheaper.
DHR107
There's a documentary on him over here that's on every so often. He's an incredible person.
secrtagnt
What's the name of the documentary?
VictorWard
Indeed he is! Another interesting savant is Daniel Tammet google him for mindblown.jpeg
futureman3000
I met him once, completely by random chance. It was a dark, foggy night and he and his dad(?) were lost and stopped to ask for directions.
EnderXVI
Sounds like the start to a weird story. Or a great book.
gingertaylor
was awesome.
TheFlyingHellfish
For the filthy casuals, he's the inspiration for "Rain Man".
AnakinSkyToad
I didn't know that. Thank you!
LearnedCoward
He was the only person in recorded history to have been able to read two pages of a book at the same time, one with each eye.
riking28
The company made a dumb mistake. You make sure the new system is working BEFORE getting rid of the old. Also help him get a new job, too.
Riyakou
So Lou Pai is the one everyone's trying to kill.
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Flyndaran
Most politicians, bankers, and leaders in general tend toward the sociopathic end of the empathy spectrum.
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
He then invented BITCOIN
Twandos
he ded
SuharuStormrage
I guess his Pai wasn't so Lou after all.
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
"The Smartest Guys in the Room" Bethany McLean. Read it, such a good biography of the whole Enron thing, especially the execs
porkchopexpress
* Solou Pai
smaug777000
he has a fortress in antarctica... I found a journal saying I should be worried
IndigoWendigo
Lou Pai: there's a time traveler if I ever saw one.
SquanchThatSquanch
According to wikipedia, he lives in Houston raising race horses. That is obscurity...
knickerlessrocco
What a fiasco
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
WGN weatherman brother was th e CFO of Enron, WGN coverage was the best, because they would report on the trial then go to weather.
laura378
Tom Skilling!
Wyrmknave
I like to picture after Enron collapsed he just got drunk on his own luck. "Welp, guess I'm a jammy fucker. Better roll with it."
Reidsb
I like this expression.
TheRareCanadianWombat
He didn't die, he lives in Florida with his current wife and kids and raises horses. His daughter competes in equestrian circuits
TwoDogsFucking
Lou Pai, such a rotten guy, left the shareholders high and dry, oh Lou Pai, I hope you die.
SpitlessLlamaa
Reddit claims that he had to sell his stock to pay off his wife from the divorce, then Enron went boom boom.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
To be fair, he wasn't the CEO of Enron. But i suppose what he did might be considered insider trading. But not proven.
TwoDogsFucking
Pai resolved the insider trading charges against him with a $31.5 million out of court settlement. Is that what an innocent man does?
Flyndaran
Settling out of court doesn't mean someone is guilty or innocent. It means they decided to stop fighting and take a partial success/failure.
SexSponge
An innocent man who is wealthy and tired of be harassed might....
PoopholeAintALoophole
Anyone who hasn't watched the documentary 'Smartest Guys in the Room', and has any interest in corporate greed/illusion, really should.
eavila95
Commenting because that sounds interesting and I would like to watch it later
sammmmmmmmmmich
I JUST watched that on Tuesday-it was great!
NcNastey
Commenting to remember this. Though I never will.
dickpuns
replying as a reminder, commenting to remember.
NcNastey
Upvote because you put the "nickspud" in "dickpuns" and my name is "Nic".
playingshortstop
Commenting for later
iraqlobsta
Awesome documentary.
secrtagnt
Comment so I can find to watch later
Brocklobsterpuss
Have a friend i'm definitely going to recommend this to
MasterSpectrobe
Thanks
SergeantSalsa
Cfl
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
I loved that movie, it opened my eyes to see just how cold hearted some people can be.
PoopholeAintALoophole
I actually bought it because it was so good. But as Ericjn said, it's available on Netflix streaming. Enjoy.
PoopholeAintALoophole
Crap! Wrong place! And I'm on my phone! Son of a...
tommdepomm
comment for later
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Check this out - you can find those people on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/vsearch/f?orig=SPCK&keywords=rebecca+mark+enron
Flyndaran
Why no just society can lack socialism. It's needed to keep unfettered greed/capitalism in check.
GalacticPancakes
Never heard of this before, definitely wilk wathch.
romanvalentino
You're drunk imguring, are you?
GalacticPancakes
phone doesnt autocorrect, so i just hit submit without looking
FapBrannigan
John Fairfax sounds like a complete sociopath
liliputian7
I love him.
senefen
Killing a jaguar or being a pirate are not a good things. He sounds like an arsehole .
siirith
sounds more like bipolar disorder with crazy manic episodes
Aelinsaar
Yeah, a fucking case-study.
OldDirtyChineseRestaurant
Yeah I kinda sounds like an asshole!
Spiffycamel
Or a complete badass
AskingTheRealQuestions
And a phony
IDidNotKillAnyone
badass*
TrillyElliot
And one of the best rowers of all time! (1\2)
TrillyElliot
(2/2) Of all time!
Starcutter97
Also kind
Starcutter97
a sounds like an internet browser. Oops, I hit enter by mistake.
bunchofsavagesinthistown
Who I wish to sex.
steamyreality
I think you mean bullshit
johnvictor
I was thinking more of bi-polar.
SenatorPredator
The "facts" try to make him crazier than he is. He shot a wall, boy scouts were on the other side of that wall.
SenatorPredator
And he wasn't a pirate at all, he was a smuggler. Oh and he was sent a letter by the Apollo 11 crew saluting his achievements. Pretty cool.
insatiableapathy
You don't know what the word sociopath means.
Zang1983
I learned in Psych class that the term sociopath is outdated and not used professionally. Anti-social personality disorder or (1/2)
dickpuns
ASPD is the disorder, but typically, a sociopath isn't fully detached from empathy and morals, like he'll feel some empathy for those close
dickpuns
of course, this is by no means a legal or medical definition, but just what it would typically mean for a psych to call you a sociopath.
dickpuns
to him, while a psychopath lacks the traits entirely, and are far more violent. You can still enjoy the company of a sociopath.
Flyndaran
I tend toward very low empathy for nearly all humans, but am a pacifist and sometimes nice guy.
Zang1983
full blown psychopath I guess. There are a few more in-betweens, but apparently sociopath is no longer a thing. (2/2)
WilsonFisk
Really? They've featured articles in Scientific American Mind & Psychology Today in the last two years.
geriatricsanatore
You are correct as far as the DSM is concerned
WilsonFisk
Is it considered too general?
eggmuffin
If he really did pirate for three years, he should be shot. Piracy is not a charming and fun romp, it's murder and theft.
brandsilven
Turns out those three years as a pirate was spent trying to download all the Metallica albums via AOL with a 9800 baud modem.
kvnkplr
it seems that the term "pirate" was used loosely, it seems that he was more of a smuggler than a pirate
WilsonFisk
You should watch the interviews from somalians, done of their piracy is to ward off internationals who come to dump waste.
Flyndaran
That would be a blockade. Teft and murder is what piracy is.
Flyndaran
theft
Cruxador
Software pirate.
Flyndaran
That's because the definition of stealing is horribly antiquated and doesn't cover all facets of "taking that which doesn't belong to you".
Flyndaran
I agree that some other word should have been coopted for that context.
BiggieCheeseForStateGovernor
Also we don't even shoot rapists, paedophiles or murderers (at least in my country) let him off with his little bit of pirating
eggmuffin
I didn't mean in a judicial sense. I just meant that I wouldn't object if the path of a bullet just happened to intersect with his groin.
BiggieCheeseForStateGovernor
haha to be fair, neither would I
Krikr
Who says murder and theft can't also be fun? I feel like somebody's never given piracy a good go.
LouisianaBob
"how can yous says yous against abortions if yous yourself have never had had one?"
BiggieCheeseForStateGovernor
I'm the captain now.
falloutboy33
Yeah, an awesome sociopath.
ThePunchline
He sounds like he's living the dream of every young kid
SweetZombiJesus
Yeah, I immediately thought to myself that this guy just never grew up.
imguriran
But he could control the "monster" inside of him.
wessyfbaby
I don't always commit suicide by jaguar, but when I do, I bitch out and end up making a jacket out of him.
Reebokanonymous
I'd say that deciding against committing suicide and subsequently killing a jaguar is the opposite of bitching out.
Flyndaran
Killing an innocent animal, because it dared to do what you went out of your way to invoke it to makes him a bitch.
remizik
i lol'd
icanmakeayomamajokeoutofanything
I lol'd so hard I farted.
NonWellKnownImgurian
Damn you! Same..
TheBigRedMachine2213
I farted so hard I lol'd.
crazytownusa00
I just shitted my pants
Morebunnies
You should read "Into the Wild"; it explores these men who are driven to be like that. The mental state behind it is really interesting.
FapBrannigan
I just might, thanks!
FapBrannigan
I'll read it, because I could use a few good pointers on how to further my career in Corporate America!
breadstickez
I hated that book. It was so slow and poorly put together, and Chris was an asshat.
zaktom
I fucking hated that kid. Every fiber of my being detested that hypocritical, ignorant child that was "Alex Supertramp". (1)
zaktom
(2) He was incompetent. And while he touched many lives he still died in a bus used by hunters on a yearly basis. He never found the wild.
zaktom
(3) The kid couldnt even tell an elk (possibly deer) from a moose for fucks sake. And yet here we all are, reading a book by his fanboy.
zaktom
(4) I hate McCandless, not totally because of the above things, but for one big one. He felt the way I do. But he fucked it up.
RepublicofTexa
Nah, I'll just watch the movie they're always better (joking)
EnterDMZ
It was actually a pretty good movie though.
supergreenpasta
you might be better of with the movie (not joking)
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shesaidgoodbyetotheground
THIS.
WilsonFisk
Which is why you should read it, in the end he realised his mistake and wanted to be with his family again, that's the message.
frombehind
You're doing the Lord's work, son.
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hipsterhank
No clue how to live in the *Alaskan* woods. He'd done ok for himself on earlier excursions, which made him think he could survive Alaska
littlebitquirky
http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/how-chris-mccandless-died read this.
bigblindguy
He did read a book. The book was wrong or incomplete, he ate some stuff that paralysed and he lay starving to death all alone.
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Mitchz95
That caption works a lot better with this gif.
SneaksieCorsair
sassypotatomouse
Fuck I've been looking for this gif everywhere
Mrcheezle420
your welcome
Ohmyglobwhat
http://imgur.com/GGdcuOC Please let this happen in my lifetime!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
http://blog.suny.edu/2014/03/future-cities-lit-by-beautiful-bioluminescent-trees/
Lookatmyballs
Korea has cloned dogs cats and monkeys that glow in the dark like that.
Yesnomaybeyes
Seeing bright green lights everywhere will hurt my eyes.
IgnisMoltenheart
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/236/7/b/487542_596214917074720_271726217_n__large_by_merieth-d6jjs59.jpg where I want to live.
LimuLimvy
What is it?
IgnisMoltenheart
A town in Tales of Xillia named Fennmont
mauryfeldman
Oh my God people are we really advocating GMO trees? Oh my God the world is going to end!!!
recoveringmormon
The best part is that a team of "developers" are working on it... I imagine they meant some special type of biologists.
marderfucker
Are they are talking about GFP there? if so: it needs to *absorb* light for fluorescence. so it shouldn't glow in the dark, if I'm correct?
AIComments
I really can't see that power equation working out. Great idea and all, but trees don't have all that much excess energy.
maetrix
Think of it more like a splice rather than drawing from the tree. The bio-luminescent parts are themselves the mechanism.
AIComments
I'm confused, where else would it draw glucose from if not the tree?
jrau18
Makes me think of Groot
atlasgreen
Ok, so the bioluminescent trees....does no one remember the glowing squirrel incident from Better Off Ted?
MissThickThickityThickFaceFromThicktownThickania
And that's how mutants start, people! Haven't you seen any movies?!
LightOfTheBattlefield
/a/7yjPL
MyDadLooksLikeTomCruise
I read a Glitch in the Matrix story with a guy saying he somehow shifted into a parallel universe. Bio-lum. trees were a part of it I think.
whatshappeninghere
Not going to happen, sorry to let you down. Somebody needs to make a shitload of money powering all the electric street lights we have.
Imaybegotthis
I've worked with that protein in biology and it glows, which wouldn't be enough to light anything up. I could provide waypoints though.
Laimbrane
But someone also needs to PAY for all of those. The will of the rational consumer > the wishes of the producer.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Not everything is a big money-grabbing conspiracy, or we'd have incandescent lamps everywhere and white LEDs would be just a curiosity.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Not exactly true, many places don't have the economy to have streetlights where it's needed, this will be a perfect thing for them.
whatshappeninghere
True, I didn't think of that!
Flyndaran
Plants are about 1to 5 percent efficient at turning light into chemical energy. This idea is impossible for anything but very dim light.
tomassirolo
wont happen because trees and plants has this thing called chlorophyll that makes them really good at absorbing light, so they wont glow.
Bubblesmakemehappy
Also you need to calm down all the people screaming "GMO" or "god didn't make that". They're a small group, but loud.
RedStarBeograd
Fuck those guys.
EchoOfSnac
It just depends on the effects of the changed genetics. We want glowing trees so long as they do not poison the wildlife or something.
DaddysHome
Well They should stfu. God made fuck all. We humans made everything, we can make more things. We are the new God
VognerCharking
Why are you being downvoted? This is quite inspiring.
Keffaoos
It's grandiose and angry. You know who else was grandiose and angry? Literally Hitler.
VognerCharking
And General Patton
PoeKneeTa
Because he's taking a serious topic lime GMOs and giving a random statement that doesn't tell anyone about the actual controversy
PoeKneeTa
Like*
VognerCharking
I've still yet to see some serious evidence that GMOs are harmful to people after 40 years
DaddysHome
Well, you know how it goes, if you post a loud opinion, people will object:) I'll take my downvotes with pride
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It can still mess up with wildlife. Many predators *and* prey rely on darkness, and some others can be disoriented or out of circadian sync.
Bubblesmakemehappy
But the lights would be there anyway, they're supposed to replace street lights.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
It can't be worse than streetlamps.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
In the wilderness (where wildlife lives, and there are no street lamps), it can.
snipekill1997
The light will take a lot of energy to create, in the wild it is likely that it will prove a detriment and they won't live in the wild.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Now that you mention it... do you know any figures about tree metabolism? Everybody knows humans use 1500~2500 kcal/day, but a tree...
snipekill1997
We would have to know which species they were using, the season, and how large it was, though we could probably use percentages.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It can mess up badly with fauna. Many predators *and* prey rely on darkness; other critters can get disoriented or out of circadian sync.
Bubblesmakemehappy
They're supposed to replace street lights, it would be lit up anyway.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Fair enough.Just beware that the new genes will eventually propagate outside urban areas.
Bubblesmakemehappy
That is true but I'm sure if there was suddenly a glowing sapling people could get rid of it pretty quickly.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
See also: kudzu and other invasive plant species.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Thing is, by the time you spot a glowing sapling, the cat's already out of the bag (thousands of cats, actually). Because seeds and pollen.
carimich
She "fell pregnant"...?
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jpparkenbone
Yes, that was the joke.
azimpetra
oh and it's the ones with her holding her handbag.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Yeah, I hear its contagious.
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
It's a devastating condition that can ruin lives.
magneticgumby
To quote the famous Detroitian poet Eminem, "She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick."
PikaCheck
"Whoops- I seem to have come down with a case of the babies".
youthrewoffmygroove
Women get pregnant? What an interesting fact!
getotterhere
Yea it's a parasite
seastarontheseashore
I believe we addressed this before.
lucidcute
I know, right? That phrase probably went out of style two centuries ago.
niccmacc
TIL Pregnancy is a disease/sickness.
grmegu
It's a disease, apparently.
Aranyszin
Yep. She caught the pregnant. I hear it's going around.
lehenry
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fall_pregnant
keyqueen
Makes it sound so bad.
carewyllie
Sounds like a mistake a Francophone would make. It's a direct translation of the French 'tombée enceinte'.
gourdshavemorefun
Maybe that's how it turned into an English saying, what either all the French speaking in the upper classes over the centuries.
carewyllie
It could be. You hear a lot of expressions like that anywhere that both French & English are spoken. I say that I "pass the vaccuum".
gourdshavemorefun
Are you French? I say I do the vacuuming. I remember that in French, but I haven't heard a native English speaker say it.
carewyllie
I am bilingual, but my husband is French. It's an expression he uses that rubbed off on me. I never used to say it. My mum laughs at me!
UpvotesForCalicos
It's an old phrase that nobody really uses anymore, like "gayl meaning happy.
favapea
It's a very normal, common saying in Britain today.
clutchthepearls
Oh fuck! I caught a parasite!
TheCarbonStampede
Whoever wrote this is probably French. Our expression for getting pregnant is "tomber enceinte", literally translates to "falling pregnant".
Candymostdandy
It's like when you trip and slip right onto a dick.
DMBFDP
She must have a...Guilty Conscience
Jewerds
What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?!
IDontShutUpIGrowUp
Worst STD ever.
Cassiraa
http://creativecriminals.com/pictures/post/1891/mtvsex1.jpg
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
You gotta be careful with that contagious pregnancy. Its like a 24 hour virus. Except it lasts 9 months.
Danibelle903
It's a common phrase in certain locations. I think it's weird too, but I frequent a lot of fertility boards and I see it frequently.
HawkyTravers
Common enough among older people in Ireland
Flyndaran
Pregnant was originally a euphemism for "with child".
vivier
That' s what we say in France: "tomber enceinte" , kinda stupid I agree
Danibelle903
Appears to be a European thing. Americans seem to say "got pregnant," which sounds terrible. I think we should switch to "became impregnated
goawaybird
You know, contracted pregnancy
sugarlumps
Is this really not a phrase of speech in America? It's quite common where I'm from
sheblindedmewithscience
I think it used to be a common phrase here, but definitely not within the last 50+ years.
wandergeist
Nowhere in English-speaking North America. When I see that idiom I immediately start hearing a British accent in my head.
Flyndaran
I've heard it rarely here in Oregon. I'm pretty sure that's in North America. ;)
loveallthebunnies
Just curious, where are you from that it is common?
sugarlumps
I'm from Guernsey. I think it's really normal to hear in British English
xooberon
It's common in New Zealand as well
DinoKebab
It's common but I always think it sounds like it was an accident.
loveallthebunnies
Interesting. Yeah, I'm from the US and I can't say I've heard that one.
somanybees
British saying.
ElimTain
Usually falling ends "pregnant". Why "am" I using "quotation" "marks" all "the" time "?"
Volpe42
Kirk?
anitabieror6
:) here's a fun blast from the past. Enjoy! https://screen.yahoo.com/chris-farley-snl-skits/bennett-brauer-000000367.html
anitabieror6
ha me and my friend "Shane" used to "do" that cuz it made us laugh. We were "stoned"....
telkanuru
And shortly afterward got a case of the vapors
kmcj22
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?" -Eminem
sreav
That's what you say in French "tomber enceinte" is literally translated by "to fall pregnant"... Maybe OP is a French native speaker ?
favapea
It's a saying used by people of all age groups in all areas of the UK.
bieresdelameuse
Came down with a case of the babies
Silverkeys
This. This I like.
brownsugarbk
yea she contracted a parasite
LadyMcCormick
tripped and fell on an ejaculating penis... WOOPS!
TheKinf
Sex is never an accident
jderp
I salute you
jimicos
This is the only logical explanation.
Atalung
isn't that always what happens??
blacktongue4
I bet there's an infomercial for that.
LadyMcCormick
another thing white hose wives cant do right
qualcosa
wouldn't mind catching her....
Stadix
RedStarBeograd
Shit I imagined her doing that, now I have this weird boner.
Cassiraa
http://creativecriminals.com/pictures/post/1891/mtvsex5.jpg
thisheretexasdude
Doesn't surprise me that it's from MTv
LeDiddy
Well it's not like its actual music :D
statelessnfaithless
Hate it when that happens :(
edwardelricsnipples
As a guy, it's one of my favorite things
paintman07
Love it when that happens :)
BeardKhan
Hi, i bought you socks, why dont you come by to my place so we can wax the floor?
trexrecca
Without the getting pregnant part it is actually very enjoyable.
BeardKhan
How so?
Beepity
Sex.
fijiartesian
Sounds devastating.
Dracerino
got em coach
thisheretexasdude
I'm liking the mental picture I have
Obsidion01
Luck penis
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
yep. she slipped and fell on a dick. case closed.
smelborpforpresident
well now I'm horny
LadyMcCormick
...there's a solution to that problem
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
She caught the pregnancy bug. "What's the prognosis? 9 months of recovery, then 18+ years of therapy."
Deadbau5andy
what if its contagious! I DON'T WANT PREGNANCY
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
If you don't hold a boy's hand, you should be fine.
RepublicofTexa
18+ years of *expensive therapy, not covered by most insurances
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
18+ years of therapy not all of which money can buy