TheWeekendMemester
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Nov 20, 2017 6:14 AM
TheWeekendMemester
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SalamifortheSwami
silentsuspekts87
probshouldntsayitbut
Defenceless ...
OurLadyBabalon
What a philosopher
aac823
The fuck is this, that uncle no one talks to's facebook page?
MisterGbro
/r/forwardsfromgrandma
KeeleonOhms
Gross. Grandma pls stop. Unsubscribe.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
And then they were murdered or lived happily ever after. You decide. Pick a path
SupremeShitPoster
Sovient
*da phuc*
dragontrove
Good old Zaphod Beeblebrox
FCOAlex
Did it happen like this?
NotSoMuch
Is that Mac?
codenamenothing
Is that Mac?
Stebeven116
On the subject of crappy marriages, one friend of mine said she was leaving her husband. Not because he was bad, but "It's time to move on."
bestdamnusername
Don’t know what ya got til it’s gone.
Drytrumping
Noughmad
This joke is so old, the first time I heard it I laughed so much I nearly fell of my dinosaur.
Mercenarity
That's a good dinosaur for catching you in the nick of time.
Nabashin
Re:fwd:fwd:fwd:re:fwd:fwd:omgsofunny!
Mercenarity
Been ages since I heard that joke or a variant. I didn't mind.
Midgarmerc
Cheating is still a scumbag thing to do. If you're unhappy then seek counseling or end it
bekind2joeblake
It’s Imgur, so it’s funny when a man does it, but if a woman does it she’s a whore
MadDrDrillBit
aw come on, it washes right out
ensensu
Why didn't he have a sex toy made in the likeness of his penis? If they don't get together she'll have something to remember him by.
kingflurpynurps
ActuallyRaven
kawaiikittyDICK
Reminds me of emails i get from my dad
Littlemeg
This kind of joke is hilarious, in the 1970s...
BklynPunisher
Fleaturtle
Totally. How it makes it to the front page, I'll never understand.
BklynPunisher
Guessing you don’t have a sense of humor.
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Tell me again why I turned down every sexual advance from other women only to be accused of unfaithfulness by my ex.
Lashiel87
because she was cheating on you and was projecting onto you
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Yeah she was.
VultureV
Maybe she was insecure right from the start. Maybe she heard rumours of you cheating. Maybe she had an affair herself.
DankMcGibbons
Ok I'll tell you again but this is the last time.
Mafi
FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: RE: FUNNY STORIES
GirlInTheGreenDress
TheLastBaboon
Sister-in-law bought her a sexy blouse. Serious question, is that normal?
IHonestlyHaveNoIdeaWhatToNameMyself
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humptyblargh
This is an important question regarding this factual news story.
rq06
it can be.... like a "you're not sexy enough for my brother, he likes women who dress like this" gift
ElvisPelvis
Or just a tight top/one that shows boobies
MetaSomma
Girls like to do girl things together. Simply buying a blouse is just scratching the surface. Ever heard of a dildo party? That's a thing fr
Syralight
Yes. My sister do that to my wife. Unless you mean the kind you can only buy in a sex shop.
ElvisPelvis
My mother in law bought me a sexy blouse but that's bc she didn't realise how deep the cleavage is.
rushid930
Wow. That pug actually looks healthy
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
My sister in law would probably buy me a sexy blouse and we have a pretty standard relationship.
Groetgaffel
I mean, this weekend I gave a friend of mine, who is in a relationship, a pair of pearl thongs. She liked them. We might be an edge case.
GoldFrieza
Sexy can mean a lot of things. What is normal to one person can be sexy to another
RaynWisp
Applebottom jeans and the boots with the fur.
ImJustAGigolo
Thanks Doctor Spaceman!
PoppaBigBear
Like feet!
LadiesAndGentlemenPlease
It's funny because he was talking about his penis.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I don't get it
lotsofpulp
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1R9IKI80368giYne/giphy.gif
ThisJoe
I come to imgur for comments like this.
dweadpiewitwobbits
Maybe 2 penii, that looks like Bailey Jay.
malachilenomade
derpfacemcgee
BLAZMAN
Does anyone have the reverse version of this?
AnActualTsundere
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
So much expression in that face
Avengerers
Well
painstream
"It's not funny if you have to explain the joke!" https://imgur.com/cLLvQ8i
vowofloudness
HIM WIFE NO SEX
BurningPepper
TheWeekendMemester
Nah, his spaceship
Blackrain39
I'll have you know, Zaphod Beablebrox has a Heart of Gold.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
GeneCode
Mehhhhh69
CookieAddiction
Another comment by FondleMyDondle
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
in other news... i heard you like cookies...
CookieAddiction
No no no no... I NEED cookies
theNameChecker
Name checks out
FermentedCrabSirDavos
Just another random stranger from the Internet