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Leo getting his name engraved on his Oscar.
Feb 29, 2016 2:39 PM
MadVillainousDave
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Leo getting his name engraved on his Oscar.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
I thought that was Harry Potter for a second
kimsl
God I love him
pyroprince
Engraves squidward tortellini*
JustHereForTheRiots
I would have thought they would use a machine for this.
mzamurman
"Hey, could you sign my Oscar? I'm a huge fan?" "Sure" "With my name. I'm a big fan of me"
11HappyElephants
I reeeaaalllyyyy wanted him to get up there and have the first thing he said to be "sixth time's a charm!"
QuackNate
I'm tyring to figure out how many famous people are casually just hanging out behind him. Hard with the blurriness.
xenomorph76
Unless she's engraving with a screwdriver, I reckon she's just screwing the plaque on the thing.
Somarlane
For sloooow people like me: the white text is Leo, the yellow is the lady screwing in the plaque.
Steefa
I've avoided imgur since the Oscars. But this, this pleases me.
DwigtSchrude
jesus christ name engraver person look at him! it's Leo frikin Dicaprio!
Thenamesiwantaretakensoigotthisone
I legit thought "who wins enough oscars to mount on her motorcycle each year". Guess im a special kind of stupid
BoringPrivateQRCode
Agreed
ROBOTvsMAN
She drew a dickbutt instead.
ROBOTvsMAN
http://i.imgur.com/5bSQTzC
igpn
Nobody noticed that his mouth is kinda weird during the speech? The left side of his lips are not like they used to be.
awesomeshinigami1
Botox! Well that's my assumption. Or maybe he got a bit of plastic surgery done on his face.
indoorliving
Really? I've always noticed that he talks like that. Very noticable in Romeo and Juliet. It may be a little more pronounced now.
Sagethyme
Stroke.
toomuchlurking
Yes, he always talks like that now. I don't know why
CheddarDreams
I noticed that!! He doesn't look like he had botox but the left side wasn't opening as much and he sounded different to me
oozabooza
that's from the bear attack you insensitive prick!
krajax2
bear attack=booze
TheMwarrior50
I dont get it
wheresthebaby
Me neither.
azazyel
TheLastPaladin
I'm just glad Kanye didn't bust onto the stage to tell everyone who he thought deserved the Oscar.
vapormissile
Then he unzips his Kanye suit and it's really Leo, then the other Leo unzips his suit, and . . . I got nothin
LarvaLamp
A naked Danny DeVito.
vapormissile
perfect, and then it can just be more smaller Devitos all the way down...
LarvaLamp
It's Devitos all the way down!
RageonthePage
I love his "huh...who'da thunk" face in the first one. God dammit, what a guy.
Simba96
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owEwQCz03Z4
erdogansfatpinkpusspuss
Imagine people from all angles shouting Leo at you. :/ famous people must get super tired of that.
FaxeKondi
'I have to take care of it?'
Cereaza
Aww, they gave him a little certification of authenticity.
BermondseyRising
I like the use of "helicopter parent" here. Very cute.
zma123456
Probably one of the best celebrities
ImASexyUnicorn
...Probably????
StevesDick
Him and Tom Hanks. They should each get an Oscar annually just for Catch Me If You Can
1AMTHEBATMAN
I totally agree.
ImASexyUnicorn
They both better get Lifetime Achievement Awards at some point.
TheStealthHippopotamus
I bet she is burned out on all the celebrities she sees every year. It's like "oh there's Leo"
eliottsworld
She should still be star struck for Leo for obvious reasons.
LieselSkywalker
That Lady is not having any of his bullshit.
Coldshade
Except she smiles, but hey, I'm just observing, don't mind me.
KeeleonOhms
In the full video her hands look shaky. She's probably nervous as fuck.
LuciousHall
Probably thinking something like "He's waited how long for this moment? Don't screw up Cait"
JustCallMeMrPigg
She's not engraving it.
Moresharks
This gif cuts off but in the source she laughs.
mooglerae
What bullshit? He was just trying to be silly.
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
The first time I heard it I thought he was being rude about how long it was taking her to do it.
Famousapples
Is nobody going to talk about how he used he Oscar speech to talk about climate change problems? Fucking hero shit right there.
JamesAQuintero
That's all that's been talked about dude...
DefinitelyNotAShark
Yeah but then he has like 5 jets or what it was.
poopstabber
Hero? Doesn't he own 5 or 6 mansions? Sounds like a hypocrite.
upandadam190
No clue why you're being downvoted. Spot on man
wannabeblue
WHAT, JUST WHAT
ratchethatchet
It would be great if he kept his global warming away from our Chinooks, though. It's a naturally occurring phenomenon, man!
soggypancakes
Baaahaha he " witnessed global warming first hand", it's a Chinook bud
ratchethatchet
Yup. Buddy took his PRIVATE JET to Calgary then bitched about how fuel for HIS JET is produced & how Chinooks are a sign of the end times
inlovewiththecoco
Are we blatantly ignoring a larger part of his speech was about the First Nations, and what we are doing to their land?
capsulet
Always. :/
fantastapotamus
Seeing as how all I've heard about is his climate change comments.. yes?
inlovewiththecoco
That's just sad imgur.
vielleicht
hero shit? that's setting the bar a little low isn't it?
awesomebychoice
Hero is used for anything now. From firefighters to Caitlin Jenner to the bro who poured his friend some milk for his cereal when he was out
InsertCleverandOriginalUsernameHere
He meant hero shit not hero
InsertCleverandOriginalUsernameHere
Plus girefighters are fucking heroes
InsertCleverandOriginalUsernameHere
Fire*
LoopStricken
That gire, really fucks up everything. Girefighters are true heroes. 'FuckGire
JeromeAlone
Finally some inside joke! His speech was great but I thought it lacked some humor and reference to what we were all thinking. Congrats again
ChattrBraind
Everyone in the audience was thinking it.
whominutes
it shows what kind of person he is, so modest. He knew millions were watching and instead of talking of himself, he chose what's important
catromance
I wanted him to thank Winslet for some reason. I did appreciate his shout out to global warming though.
TurtlePaintedPurple
I'm pretty sure she talked about Leo in her speech. Would've been sweet if he mentioned her as well :)
YesMoreCoffeePlease
His speech was really good
IWouldRatherBeInScotland
But did you see that "knowing smile" when he first got up there like "I know you're all thinking the same shit I am."
HectiCommentator
I loved the humble speech, but it would have been PERFECT if he started off with: "WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME!"
OracleForCheap
Given that the Swedish commentators did nothing but talk about Leo the entire show (AGAIN), I'm honestly happy he didn't reference it.
lizwah
Exactly the same with the UK airing. I kind of wanted him to not get it to watch them freak the fuck out
YouMightGetIdeas
Would be kind of a dick move to get on the stage and bitch about not getting an award sooner.
MentallyChill
Yeah but a little harmless quip about it would have been good. Ahh well. Good on ya Leo
LosLocosKickYourAss
Huh good point. Didnt think of that.
ThoughtsAndBeers
I like this
Lasseven
https://media.giphy.com/media/ziLadIVnOGCKk/giphy.gif
JamieHartman
Yeah
DylanSmellss
yup
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
Ditto
Cheesygorditahunk
Second. Motion to end debate!
MoeLester602
I AGREE, SHALL WE SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN? OH I DO SAY, LET'S!
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
You got heavily downvoted by people who weren't taught parliamentary procedure.
bongasaur
Motion passed.
TedtheImg
I don't know if anyone else mentioned this but she is not engraving anything. She is screwing the plaque into place. 1/2
Davidkavetsky
Your right..good call
SavageCanadian
tbh i thought she was polishing it
sperminspace
WHERE IS POST 2/2?!?!?!?!
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Whats that? She's the engraver? Thank imgurian!
vicarious93
... what if they engraved the plaques just then and then attached it
eliottsworld
I think they do engrave a plate after the winner is announced and then it gets attached after the wall off stage.
TedtheImg
Plaques for each nominee are made ahead of time and the winner gets his screwed on afterwards. Notice how she is twisting her hand.
neverpeak
DID YOU JUST SAY HIS INSTEAD OF HIS/HERS
himan1998
Go back to Tumblr
TheTrueChosenJuan
Or holding a screwdriver...
bachterman
also nominee plaques for sale. huge discounts!
IWasInThePool
Only two accountants know the winners beforehand. They engrave the statues after the show.
Katemonster22
That makes more sense. Most engravers take a few minutes, it'd be a pain to do them on the spot.
IWasInThePool
http://time.com/10318/oscars-pricewaterhousecoopers/
aphallatosis
Wonder how much losing plaques go for.
IWasInThePool
http://parade.com/266251/stevedaly/governors-ball-secrets-welcome-to-the-engraving-station-where-oscar-statuettes-get-personalized/
CheezyMcBurgersonSmith
Wonder how much dust they had to blow off Leos plaque. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
imadogwoof
I did notice that, just like I noticed the screwdriver in her hand.
IWasInThePool
But they make such a big deal out of only two accountants knowing the winners.
Etheldir
Nominees, not winners
IWasInThePool
No, Michael Strahan interviewed two employees from PriceWaterhouseCoopers before the show about how they're the only ones who know who won
Etheldir
Im saying they make plaques of all the nominees, not the winners, so that doesn't dispute the fact only 2 people know
IWasInThePool
http://time.com/10318/oscars-pricewaterhousecoopers/
CabbagePizza
He deserves it but inside I like the idea of his suffering.....
MusicForEarthworms
Suffering? Dude is either acting in awesome roles or hanging on his yacht with babe's. I think he gets by somehow.
CabbagePizza
I imagine the pain of not winning an Oscar is comparable to holding in explosive diarrhoea on an endless car journey....
KnockemD
Guess we're all fucked then.
CabbagePizza
*note, symptoms may only be applicable to an actor/actress.
Fate88
Also .. its the end of a meme.
Garouleloup
yeah, that's the only reason i cared about him tbh
CabbagePizza
That's it. I feel like the Imgur community has been deprived of an appendage
MizzyBelle
You must birth a new meme!
wannabeblue
Give leo a second one, come on! DONE
Fate88
We could always use rhe old Leo memes for Gary Oldman, but it would feel like cheating i guess.
CabbagePizza
I'm thinking Gary Oldman should star in a remake of the wolf of Wall Street....... I don't care if the films not even a decade old!
thirteenENs
Time for a Gary Oldman meme.
ApocalypseInsideAnOrange
Lets make it happen!
Smead
And Amy Adams! Poor girl's been nominated five times and never won.
MadVillainousDave
This comment has aged gracefully.
CoffinFullOfPudding
Or Johnny Depp
pj2015
Let's all give Johnny a award, by making memes
peckulate
Always a bridesmaid never a bride
ThePointlessButton
But Gary Oldman doesn't really care about awards...
MinYoonGiCheonJaeJjangJjangMaenBbungBbung
He's been waiting for a long time, in Azkaban! Oksorrybai.
RealHEPennypacker
Matt Damon- for acting
corneliusgansevoort
This website deserves a better class of Talented-Actor-Who-Keeps-Getting-Snubbed-At-The-Oscars Meme...
DMGuy
*Gary Oldmeme
Subwing
NO NO NO NO NO IT'S HAPPENED
thirteenENs
I like the way you think.
Elections
More like Gary Newmeme
DMGuy
Gary Newmeme, same as the Oldmeme.
CorneliusCornwall
You mean he doesn't have one already?!?!?!!??
MadVillainousDave
HE DOES NOW! Who's next?
Omgmoar
he's quite vocal about his dislike of the academy, doubt he'll ever get one/give a shit. can't blame him
Mostlydeadpool
Everyone has seen his meme. Everyone? EVERYONE!
Smead
Nope - he's actually only even been nominated once (for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy).
Efreeti
SNUBBED
Deathfrombelow
That movie was awesome.
RowRowFightThePowa
And not for professional? Dude he was awesome in that!
Smead
I know. He's awesome in pretty much anything, honestly.
CrusherOfCities
The SOB made me almost tear up just by muttering "Nice one, James." That is the power of good acting.
RogenaValorina
* everything