Dec 20, 2018 9:47 PM
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cockthistle
Right in the tuna canoe
Johnny5dicks
Clit hit
nonCanadianGoose
Uppercunt
Rayz901
Right in the cock socket
dbald55
Cooz bruise!
smokinrambo
Flap slap
Slipknotsofast
Baskuntball
SpikeSpiegeil
gash bash
Nightmare54
Gash Crash
ImUglyIRL
All funny slogans aside, did it even hit her.....?
HawkStreet
Thank you! This 100% seems like more acting than damage. Doesn't look like it even hit her crotch, and barely touched the stomach.
PersonaAuGratin
terriblethunderlizards
I like "clit hit"
Thruthelag
Poon jab
nailmytestestothewall
This is my favorite
Germhole
Right in the nuts dude
ramshackleackle
Hoofed right in the front butt!
JoeMetallic
Ha! I get the reference.
iamyourdensity
Bean Bean
battlebetter5772
Pussy punch
ElChicoGrande
Taco Tap!
IveSeenYourButthole
Right in the sea biscuit
SauceWizard
VoidofStatic
v
Sosickofthisshit
Snatch smash
daltonlmn
Does that make that a smash ball?
Buddy77
fartbiscuit
Right in the beef curtains
neurosuspension
I like meat curtains
chefmatty
Dismay in the vajayjay
pankypants
Ha, cunt punt
hobosliveinboxs
POW right in the kisser
TomZarekVP
OtherErinFromTheOffice
What, uh...what was the original thing?
TheChosenOne11
.
AmishGangsta404
Twat swat
IfItDontFitJustForceIt
Clam Slam
BigFatBobbie
Yer name deems you the expert in this area.
PopeyeTheSailor
made in paint 2 minutes ago
MidnightAtMandS
NeverCast
Not sure if twot swot
Artemiskahn
Oh I like that one
ZeroDucksToGive
I volunteer to kiss it and make it feel better
Clam slam
ProfessionalDriverOpenCourseDoNotAttempt
I deadass spit water all over my fucking phone. Thanks. +1
whynot2whyyes
flamfleuder
Smashed salami
Fritztopia
Juice tap.
NightmareDonut
Haymaker in the baby maker
BurntToast127
Oyster*
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Meat Tenderizer
funniest shit I ever read, clam slam, hilarical
Murraylastname
TurdMurpson
Wham bam right in the clam
joelataupe
Conch punch
HULKSMASHMOUTH
C'mon Jam!
Foul ball to the dug out
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
Trump Thump
CaptainThePirate
If you wanna jam.
user31337
thank you ma'am
myfriendthedoppelganger
Taco knocko
palitoclavito
Bruised before used
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
Flap Slap
Poon roon (Short for roo-een)
ManufacturedMannequin
Soarus Clitoris
Stmichaelxi
Favorite overall
Same. Thanks, Tosh
Icemankilledgoose
This gave me so many news terms for the female crotch shot. TIL something
orionlpax
great now i have space jam song stuck in my head
pedromascal
Pink bink
Button Mashed
6QBH
Oyster slam
NballardPDX
Clit Hit
UnattendedDeviant
Rub some dirt on it...ya pussy.
BroadFjord
Game ovaries
AirborneCheckYourFeet
moist contusions
justme32
Blip in the lip
detour512
Right in the front butt...yeesh
qbeezy444
Pussy punch. Did I do that right
PastelSugarCookies
All of these are amazing.
AhhhhComeOn
Twat shot
toxichorsepucky
Cookin my crack in the crock pot
sebastianthelobster
Twat splat
WarApe
Snapper slapper
ninjafartball
Kitty Hitty
fatheyzues19
Gonna look like a punched lasagna
TheAssholeRacist
Snatch smack
MisanthropicAnthropoid
*Snatch Catch
ZSabre
Hey ladies! (Yeah!) Y'all ready to stop? (NO!) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) Cuz it's a Clam Slam!
minotaur5150
she hit her vagina
biblioteker
No, she didn't. The vagina is the cavity into which the penis is inserted. Her mons veneris got whomped and the labia're bruised. Happy now?
I like a guy who gets to the point!
Phazonismydrug
Smashed bean... damn, I suck at this.!
ILoveBBQ2MuchIGetTheMeatSweats
Stinky pinky
sadsquatch
Shakedown in shantytown
impalacrush
This could be a stage name in a game but works well with other thing too
IveGotYourGoat
This is why I Reddit!
Larkins
she gonna get a fat lip
NeonGrid
Is this a limp biscuit reference?
morrisixx
I wanna know who downvoted this
soon
I felt bad while upvoting your comment.
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
2wingsofwax
Maybe 2.
HeyKidImaComputerStopAllTheDownloading
*lips v
darkav
PerkeleelekreP
ToastDNA
Barbie!?!? In real life?
rdv836
Oh my Fuck!!
Godislove1980
Marilyn Manson?
DominusNox
Dogma
ilhares
For some reason, I immediately thought of Alan Rickman.
Because dogma
Mistress0fMayhem
Lol what in the actual fuck
Hearingwildshit
Fun story. Happened to me! I smashed my junk on the metal edge of a trampoline.... Boom! Puffy vagina.
TheChaosPath
*vulva
notaballoon
What's wrong with that? That doesn't sound like a problem to me
ThatJerkYouKnow
ooooof!
DetectiveSloth
That's a fetish
That's upsetting haha
ShadowBurn
aPositivityMonster
Never heard vagina referred to as junk... it ain’t junk... that shits valuable lol
Not the way I use it!!
entillandersson
Paige?
;D I'll never tell
TittiesMcgeeDaTurd
I like your attitude.
I like that you like my attitude!
Oliv1
Interesting. Keep talking
Ok so like, side table drawer from blue's clues? That's pretty much it. Nature's pocket!
cockthistle
Right in the tuna canoe
Johnny5dicks
Clit hit
nonCanadianGoose
Uppercunt
Rayz901
Right in the cock socket
dbald55
Cooz bruise!
smokinrambo
Flap slap
Slipknotsofast
Baskuntball
SpikeSpiegeil
gash bash
Nightmare54
Gash Crash
ImUglyIRL
All funny slogans aside, did it even hit her.....?
HawkStreet
Thank you! This 100% seems like more acting than damage. Doesn't look like it even hit her crotch, and barely touched the stomach.
PersonaAuGratin
terriblethunderlizards
I like "clit hit"
Thruthelag
Poon jab
nailmytestestothewall
This is my favorite
Germhole
Right in the nuts dude
ramshackleackle
Hoofed right in the front butt!
JoeMetallic
Ha! I get the reference.
iamyourdensity
Bean Bean
battlebetter5772
Pussy punch
ElChicoGrande
Taco Tap!
IveSeenYourButthole
Right in the sea biscuit
SauceWizard
VoidofStatic
Sosickofthisshit
Snatch smash
daltonlmn
Does that make that a smash ball?
Buddy77
fartbiscuit
Right in the beef curtains
neurosuspension
I like meat curtains
chefmatty
Dismay in the vajayjay
pankypants
Ha, cunt punt
hobosliveinboxs
POW right in the kisser
TomZarekVP
OtherErinFromTheOffice
What, uh...what was the original thing?
TheChosenOne11
.
AmishGangsta404
Twat swat
IfItDontFitJustForceIt
Clam Slam
BigFatBobbie
Yer name deems you the expert in this area.
PopeyeTheSailor
MidnightAtMandS
NeverCast
Not sure if twot swot
Artemiskahn
Oh I like that one
ZeroDucksToGive
I volunteer to kiss it and make it feel better
Sosickofthisshit
Clam slam
ProfessionalDriverOpenCourseDoNotAttempt
I deadass spit water all over my fucking phone. Thanks. +1
whynot2whyyes
.
flamfleuder
Smashed salami
Fritztopia
Juice tap.
NightmareDonut
Haymaker in the baby maker
BurntToast127
Oyster*
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Meat Tenderizer
Artemiskahn
funniest shit I ever read, clam slam, hilarical
Murraylastname
TurdMurpson
Wham bam right in the clam
joelataupe
Conch punch
HULKSMASHMOUTH
C'mon Jam!
flamfleuder
Foul ball to the dug out
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
Trump Thump
CaptainThePirate
If you wanna jam.
user31337
thank you ma'am
myfriendthedoppelganger
Taco knocko
palitoclavito
Bruised before used
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
Flap Slap
BigFatBobbie
Poon roon (Short for roo-een)
ManufacturedMannequin
Soarus Clitoris
Stmichaelxi
Favorite overall
ManufacturedMannequin
Same. Thanks, Tosh
Icemankilledgoose
This gave me so many news terms for the female crotch shot. TIL something
orionlpax
great now i have space jam song stuck in my head
pedromascal
Pink bink
ProfessionalDriverOpenCourseDoNotAttempt
Button Mashed
6QBH
Oyster slam
NballardPDX
Clit Hit
UnattendedDeviant
Rub some dirt on it...ya pussy.
BroadFjord
Game ovaries
AirborneCheckYourFeet
moist contusions
justme32
flamfleuder
Blip in the lip
detour512
Right in the front butt...yeesh
qbeezy444
Pussy punch. Did I do that right
PastelSugarCookies
All of these are amazing.
AhhhhComeOn
Twat shot
toxichorsepucky
Cookin my crack in the crock pot
sebastianthelobster
Twat splat
WarApe
Snapper slapper
ninjafartball
Kitty Hitty
fatheyzues19
Gonna look like a punched lasagna
TheAssholeRacist
Snatch smack
MisanthropicAnthropoid
*Snatch Catch
ZSabre
Hey ladies! (Yeah!) Y'all ready to stop? (NO!) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) Cuz it's a Clam Slam!
minotaur5150
she hit her vagina
biblioteker
No, she didn't. The vagina is the cavity into which the penis is inserted. Her mons veneris got whomped and the labia're bruised. Happy now?
BigFatBobbie
I like a guy who gets to the point!
Phazonismydrug
Smashed bean... damn, I suck at this.!
ILoveBBQ2MuchIGetTheMeatSweats
Stinky pinky
sadsquatch
Shakedown in shantytown
impalacrush
This could be a stage name in a game but works well with other thing too
IveGotYourGoat
This is why I Reddit!
Larkins
she gonna get a fat lip
NeonGrid
Is this a limp biscuit reference?
morrisixx
I wanna know who downvoted this
soon
I felt bad while upvoting your comment.
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
2wingsofwax
Maybe 2.
HeyKidImaComputerStopAllTheDownloading
*lips
v
darkav
PerkeleelekreP
ToastDNA
Barbie!?!? In real life?
rdv836
Oh my Fuck!!
Godislove1980
Marilyn Manson?
DominusNox
Dogma
ilhares
For some reason, I immediately thought of Alan Rickman.
DominusNox
Because dogma
Mistress0fMayhem
Lol what in the actual fuck
Hearingwildshit
Fun story. Happened to me! I smashed my junk on the metal edge of a trampoline.... Boom! Puffy vagina.
TheChaosPath
*vulva
notaballoon
What's wrong with that? That doesn't sound like a problem to me
ThatJerkYouKnow
ooooof!
DetectiveSloth
That's a fetish
Hearingwildshit
That's upsetting haha
ShadowBurn
aPositivityMonster
Never heard vagina referred to as junk... it ain’t junk... that shits valuable lol
Hearingwildshit
Not the way I use it!!
entillandersson
Paige?
Hearingwildshit
;D I'll never tell
TittiesMcgeeDaTurd
I like your attitude.
Hearingwildshit
I like that you like my attitude!
Oliv1
Interesting. Keep talking
Hearingwildshit
Ok so like, side table drawer from blue's clues? That's pretty much it. Nature's pocket!