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Old Public Service Movie Clip.
Jan 5, 2018 1:03 PM
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textilelover
Did the pumps used to be super pressurized or something? Like a firehose? Only reason I can think you wouldn't want someone untrained.
WhenISaySpaceYouSayPants
A Tippi o' the Hedron to you, good sir.
CaptainMCMLVIII
NoGoodNick
Did blue hat run into the wall?
waspy17
He improvised, he got to the door too soon before the woman with kids incoming. Should have been a re-take.
BondSpaceBond
I believe the date was wrong...isn't it supposed to be 2018...
quin11
What the hell did I just watched?
quin11
The memes have taken away my mind.
fluffywarthog
A scene from "The Birds" with Oregon 2018 meme captions
elchorizochingon
This made my morning,LMFAO
Hound0009
This is brilliant.
ixonlyxtrollxidiots
What’s the name of this documentary?
xj4low
Doesn't have a name. It's from Tuesday outside Eugene OR.
stoopidz
As an Oregonian, I approve this message.
Eddiey
Why wouldn’t one pump his own gas? This a US thing?
ouroborus777
Parts of US. Places like Oregon have made it illegal to pump your own gas.
Eddiey
Oh wow.. Thanks.
theodoubleto
ChrisBurgos1200
This shit is too good
IamRodHull
Recommend reading Daphne Du Maurier's short stories which includes the birds, but also Don't look now
370zSteve
Predicto
Darwinism at work
Kovahjin
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
ouroborus777
I guess you haven't been on the internet for long. Spoiler: It only gets stupider.
Kovahjin
I've been on the internet for almost two decades now. This is some of the highest quality stupid. Right up there with 90's drug PSAs and-
Kovahjin
-people who brag about their thievery on Facebook.
Thethingfromtheshadows
Sure this isn't just footage from Australia during swooping season?
waspy17
Swooping season?
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waspy17
Excellent, thank you.
makelthappen
Every time I see this I remember how Alfred Hitchcock ruined Tippi Hedren career because she wouldn't sleep with him
waspy17
Really? Source?
JoonasD6
You'll find plenty sources here: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Tippi_Hedren/#Troubled_relations
forgetcory
joebuck123
HassanAlSabbah
You know, funnily enough, that is actually a gas station attendant that gets hit in the head and spills gas. It's from "The Birds".
waspy17
Artistic license bro
HassanAlSabbah
Of course :P I'm just pointing out the irony that made me chuckle.
waspy17
No worries :)
YourSiisters12InchDilly
Oh no! Look at this ass hole! Awesome
mikeatike
"He's fucked."
brownbricks
http://78.media.tumblr.com/2abd3b00ef9c13d7b52128e2f703b8f2/tumblr_mjvplak3ew1qkurq6o1_500.gif
JayRicktor
Couldn't the same thing happen to the service guy pumping the gas..?
Sprinx
They are also required to be trained in Bird Law.
idonthaveauser
No, the nozzle closes when released. The service has a switch to lock the nozzle, but he's trained to unlock it before seagulls attack.
AlizardLickingACheerio
No because they have official training
DoctorBaboon42
How do you need training to operate a fucking gas pump? My 12 year old nephew can do it.
EllisTomago
and a certificate
ISaidSarcastically
Official bird dodging training
LezgoNecro
Fuel fool fouls with fowl.
Yupurineutah
TTRAINTURN
Ice Town costs Ice Clown his town crown
ImHerejustSaiyanThings
Fowl foils fueling for fun
Yupurineutah
Fucked fire follows.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Freaky final folly for five fine fools.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Only a fool follows the self fuel rule.
prodmerc
Are those seagulls tho? Cause that's exactly what seagulls would do! Damn flying sacks of shit :D
Yupurineutah
Winged rats.
madrush
OK ok....I MUST watch this. Source pretty please??
Zoro1985
Alfred Hitchcock The Birds
AnotherSliceOfPizzaPlease
Alfred Hitchcock's - "The Birds"
AtWestEnd
"Bird is the Word" - Alfred Hitchcock
shhep
Alfred Hitchbirds' - "The Cock"
LemonyVengeance
The Birds.
noone369
I think the movie Birds....
Yupurineutah
The Birds. "Eight Miles High".
Ckemtp
Bird Alfred's The Hichcock
ChinDripps
Alfrrd Hitchcock the Birds
madrush
Damn. I'm gonna have to rewatch this. For some reason, I don't recall this scene.
imdonewithpickingusernames
Will no one think of the children?!?
MemeStealingSkeleton
icanttype
but what if the children think back?
waspy17
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_of_the_children
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
tee hee.
waspy17
HaHa awesome!
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Heh.
RavioliSkeletoli
aint this a scene from that movie where the birds are all angry
MeatBallSplash
The birds
shhep
Actually they are all mildly iriate. Last time birds were angry they make themselves nearly extinct.
PleaseStopApplyingTheWordPornToEverythingAndAlsoStopReposting
Birdemic?
drdavessardogs
Yes, Birdman from Alcatraz
FsImgur
Yes, the birds have simply fucking had it.
chromofoam
Yep. To catch a bird. A Classic.
governmentgavemeagun
Ah, well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
6 hours and 28 comments. And not a single one gave the actual straight-up answer. I'm so proud of you people today :'-)
RavioliSkeletoli
dont need it ive seen the movie 8 times im just surprised this happened because i made a teensy joke haha
Rips4w
Birdbrain Pain Train: The Cranening 3: Pray for Rain
Paoloc0mments
Yeah I think it was called “Dial Psycho for Birds”
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
The collected works of Alfred Hitchcock, the Movie.
CanadianMadCow
Yeah it's called, "The Birdy Nine Steps".
pistachiomoustache
The birds, the birds! Will no one think of the children?!
DanOrtega
"Revenge from the spanked chicken" (1964).
DensitysChild
Yes, Hitchcock's classic, "Birdnado"
markmagoo
Yup. Birdman.
PonehGrrl
Birbocalypse
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Pretty sure it was Bird Window
Timpani
Birb by BirbEast
Bombast
No, you're thinking of Birdemic, easy mistake to make. This is the one where a town is destroyed by a man attempting to pump his own gas
cr8zymonkey
From the film Birdigo?
UncleBuckFutter
It's Kill Bird by Quentin Sparrowntino, you idiots
VierasMarius
Right, it's from the classic sci-fi movie "The Day the Birds Went Fast."
TempAgency
The Gas and the Birdeous
naranca
The bird who pumped too much?
Docsin
It's called "Birdemic", you uncultured swine.
Haagus
I hate to admit I've seen this movie twice. OMG....
Haagus
No.... I've seen Birdemic twice. The Birds, several times
Flubna
I've seen birdemic, and this clip is honestly worlds better than birdemic
Bajiir
You ain't kidding! That movie scared me for life!
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Thelma & Louise?
DrownedKittensInABurlapSack
I love this joke
tReasonoustRump
Bjango Uncaged
AllHailTheSpaceDuck
Yup, it's from Birdy McBirdFace
foresthillsbob
tReasonoustRump
bearguns
Yes, this is from Hitchcock's masterpiece, "Birdigo".
mratio
I think you meant Robin Hood’s masterpiece,”the Birdcage.”
skeltal
the Birdcage 2: the Uncagening
bearguns
“They’re coming out of their cage...and this time, NO ONE will be doing just fine.”
mratio
roguejuan
But why male models?
NballardPDX
What is this? A gas station for ants?
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
MysteryMeatSauce
I... I literally just told you
mratio
lajade
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
Which sounds fucking disgusting imo.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
waspy17
What?
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
It's a quote from the movie Zoolander where this happened:
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
It was a freak gasoline fighting accident. It could have happened to anyone.
EllisTomago
zoolander
MoopsLaw
Fun fact: Ben Stiller forgot his line in this scene so just repeated the question over again. Worked out pretty well!
ScotiaWolf
Does anyone know what the original lines were supposed to be?
roguejuan
Heck yeah! I sometimes just randomly say that as well.
nacklemurnig
But why male models?
waspy17
Gasoline $00.33 per gallon! https://imgur.com/0y0kxJ0
tReasonoustRump
$33 for gas? I’d rather walk then pump my own gas
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
I was looking at some old pics on here, there were gas pumps with no dollar digits, only cents.
Yupurineutah
What a time to be alive! Too bad I was too young to drive.
sammyismycat
Yeah, same, but just moved the decimal. ugh!
jetah
I remember 79¢
chiguayante
That's $2.64 per gallon in 2017 dollars.
Keronin
I'm curious, why did you include two leading zeros?
mikeatike
00Why not?
waspy17
em...not sure, so there is no misunderstanding? The price seems so ludicrously low .
ScrooblyDoobles
$2.68 in today monies. Not bad.
LOLOLOOLOL
Silver dimes and quarters show the price of oil has remained almost flat. It's the value of the dollar that has fallen.
geosynthetic
God bless you know about inflation.
imhoots
I'm going to date myself here but the lowest I ever paid for gas was 19 cents a gallon during a price war between two gas stations.
waspy17
Current UK price is £1.20 ($1.63) per LITRE!
GingerBeardsRule
X 4 ish for those used to Freedom Units
waspy17
You win bro :)
TheGhostInAJar
It was award winning.
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ennaamber
Why does he do this with the award?
umpbumpfizz
You might say it... stole the show
Dreadric
ifaponfirstdate
whirrrrkachunk
Finally, a response gif to upvote gifs!
tReasonoustRump
MareBranza
Now reverse it!
o4kill
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SweetHuman
ChaoticWeird
x
LuffyFett
livingscreamydreamy
Fuck I fucking love me some god damn Alfred fucking hitchcock
xSocksMan
Alfred fucking Hitchcock? That is nasty, keep your dirty fantasies in your head.
livingscreamydreamy
I shall do no such thing. May the world know of Alfred fucking Hitchcock.
xSocksMan
I am scared. Batman’s Butler is pretty old, do you think he can handle it?
AREKEEOO
Yes his movies, but not him. He was disgusting.
livingscreamydreamy
Was he? Please continue; I’m too lazy to do research on my own
IStillGiveOutDickPics
"I never said actors were cattle. I said they should be treated like cattle" - alfred hitchcock
SmolTenk
Allegedly the screams in psycho were created by suddenly switching the water in the showers to near freezing...
Mortywantstobeloved
Que?
Therearetoomanyusernames
*¿Que? FTFY
orangecicle
Majorly abusive.
Theothercword
Super psychologically manipulative and abusive. Main actress in Birds recalled him making her do endless hours of takes with birds...
Theothercword
...tethered to her in a chair, freaking out and pecking, b/c she had a hardcore phobia of birds. It went on way longer than needed...
livingscreamydreamy
No wonder her acting was severely convincing.
umpbumpfizz
That’s fucked up. I️ mean, perhaps a lead role in a movie about birds wasn’t the right choice for her, but none the less, fucked up.
Theothercword
...and that's just one example, apparently there's tons from a lot of his movies.
Benitoz
He was?
orangecicle
So abusive.
SandwichKnight
More like hit*cock am I right?.. I will se myself out
Benitoz
Damn