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Ordered a topped steak and twisted potatoes the other night. This is how it arrived.
This guy is trying to destroy free internet. Do your part and go to battleforthenet.com or dial +1 719-354-2153 to talk to your rep.
Let's beat this damn bill for good.
FP EDIT: I've never been on the front page before.... Do I ask for things? Send me the usual things lol
Also including this link because it is also relevant: www.gofccyourself.com. Also I've been told it's not a bill, it's rulings and stuff. Still. Eff this guy with a pineapple sideways. His name is Ajit Pai.
buhnanuh07
I have searched up "greed and bully," with this being the 3rd result. Good work team.
WhoLuvsOrangeSoda
But he's got a cool mug!
5D85DA
Yay, it worked: https://imgur.com/cHFAvNC.png
briham
I'll bet Reese's is just loving this product placement. /sarcasm
c0okIesan
punchlineguy
Looks like Jared Fogle
CaptCrobar
Shit eating grin
goodgirlfaith
Can I have his mug though?
BenjimanStickyLiquid
Yes but it has to remain empty the rest of his life. Like his soul. When he dies the curse will be broken and you can drink from it.
OldFarter
He has the wrong cup in hand....
Thispostisaboutacat
I can't ever upvote an image of his prick. Sorry @OP
CoolAndUnusualFunishment
Completely understandable. Have one from me :)
Ulfsaar22
Dickhead.
ObliqueRay
"You see that guy over there?"
cthulhuislord
I'm not all together surprised this asshole's shelves are barren.
BenjimanStickyLiquid
I'm glad somebody else noticed. It's weird right?
cthulhuislord
Unfortunately I don't think many involved in this administration are big on reading.
DwedPiwateWoberts
John Oliver's Reese's mug is bigger.
Jogger312
Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully
accursedCursive
Modern search algorithms don't take word frequency into account.
Jogger312
Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed and bully Greed&bully
ehellbow
This guy is that High School douche who would use Brah, and a 20 sided dice reference in the same sentence trying to relate to all groups
CoolAndUnusualFunishment
Rolling a nat 20 on a douchebaggery check
ehellbow
Throw a little pity joke in there for all those pathetic nerds so they will vote me class prez. Nah Mackenzie, I don't really like them.
confuciusman2
This guy. GET OUTTAHERE!!!
evilgriff
iloveyou69
NotSoAngryGuy
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
The truth is out
SupaStu
I don't think you know how Google works
homerinchinatown
Don't think that Google evaluates upvotes on sites. It may evaluate quantity of traffic. Plus this image may well be on other sim sites
InfantCrippler
people at reddit and imgur have done it before and its been successful numerous times.
CoolSnackChris
It has been done. http://imgur.com/OaVIPgr
Rexli78
I don't know I did it and that was the first thing that came up, like literally the first.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Oh yeah? Google "benadryl coughdrop"
CoolAndUnusualFunishment
Never said Google :) but yeah search engines work differently than most people imagine
TheOneChoosen
adaquo
its actually the first image that pops up lol
AskingTheRealQuestions
Wow, I didn't know it actually worked, thought he was just making fun of all the other posts like that.
SupaStu
adaquo
lol
concaveUsurper
One day someone will break in and steal his mug. Just the mug. Because he never shuts up about it.
Not2religious
Pompous greedy asshole.
utgort
Greed implies he would make a profit. Do you have facts to share or is lame allegations the limit?
AskingTheRealQuestions
He's clearly doing this out of sheer passion for the ISP's rights to fuck over consumers! Jeez, what is wrong with these people?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
You should hear about his boss.
PinkIsNotReal
...screamed the stable boy
KeeleonOhms
Youre just jealous he has more cofveve.
Not2religious
I love this comment. I am completely jealous of his giant cofveve mug
TheMightyAku
Fucking boo
Elroydb
He literally stands to make no financial gains and is sure of loss of political power from this
Not2religious
I'm sure lobbyists didn't get into his ear and mention any kind of financial contributions to any future campaigns
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cjmax630
He knew exactly what he was doing when he left in 2003, that sneaky bastard
Elroydb
Considering he's a political appointee probably not
Styke
Can't blame the guy for building a future for himself and his family, it's easy to score amazing jobs after opening doors in the fcc.
Rynzler
Uh no, I can absolutely blame him because he is doing it at the expense of everyones equal access to the internet. Including yours.
konsumer
I feel you on the hustle game but, it's not a proper one. Imagine if your kids got sold different education packets based on house income.
Marrok89
That already happens...
krapmyself
You know what we should do? Push congress to make the first amendment apply to the internet as a global forum for free speech.
utgort
So you are asking them to regulate free speech. How do you see that working out?
IronicUsername
The first amendment does apply. The government can't punish you for what you say online (you know, unless you're confessing or inciting).
TheDivineUsersub
Sshh leave out that last part so the idiot criminals keep busting themselves.
PunchViolenceInTheFace
So many imgurians with a child's understanding of complex issues...
skelitor120
They do. The "Amendments" are not the catch-all for what is and isn't illegal in the US, and limiting access to corporate resources --
skelitor120
-- on monetary values doesn't constitute a "free speech" violation, so that's why this is even an issue.
MaladaptedMedic
It already does
openyomind
Yes but if NN is abolished it would be possible for journalism/certain sites to be censored by ISPs. So it really would exist any more.
cameraman502
I mean that has been the case for the last 20years. What has changed?
openyomind
*wouldn't exist any more
DeadnCold
That's not how freedom of speech works. It only applies to the government. Private companies can censor all they want.
openyomind
Currently it would be illegal. Because it is gov regulated. Which is why it needs to stay that way so private companies can't control info
ChucklePuss
But the internet doesn't belong to a private company. And since the gov't is trying to control the internet, wouldn't it apply by default?
ChucklePuss
But maybe I'm only confused by your phrasing?
skelitor120
The internet doesn't belong to a company, but access to it is metered as a resource belonging to ISPs and can be controlled as such.
A1ekazam
Piece of human feces that somehow gained sentience is more like it.
aneyeholeman
This seems to be happening more frequently lately.
A1ekazam
First of all... Joof?
Sacurason
Personally, I like the phrase "mildly sentient cardboard box".
sundaymondayhippyday
captainmoha
What you did there, I see it.
ADapperDanMan
nightripper
Skankhunt?
sundaymondayhippyday
lumossnow
Well it worked
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CoolSnackChris
First place http://imgur.com/OaVIPgr
TheOneChoosen
CoolAndUnusualFunishment
Then our work is done!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Not nearly.
skipbreather
He's #1 now!!!!!!!
justherefortheshitposting
Google search returns are personalized based on your browsing history.
wherearemytesticles
I think you mean your search history. I doubt they have collected all the sites I have ever visited,
Snake616
Doesn't make a difference. Search for "greed and bully" and it will be up there. Would be better if it didn't have to be all 3 words though.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
I don't view imgur on work computer and it showed up.
GifIsPronouncedJif
Even then it wouldn't take a random post that used the words & put it as the top result just because you visited the page. It still worked.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Yeah? Search "benadryl coughdrop."
twelfthdr
Fuck I hate seeing this douchecanoe's face. Fucking prick.
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sumnsumn
Shit face. Shit baggy suit. Shit office. Shit chair. Shit haircut. Really shit mug.
Shigbeard
It's ok, let's just punch him. We might feel better.
TacoJaysus
Him and his ugly mug
TZO2k15
But he has the most magnificent face...For punching...And by punch I mean with a jack-hammer...
Gayforbae
Made of dicks?
TZO2k15
Made of dicks...And frozen human fecal matter.
skelitor120
I'm sure I'll get downvoted for this but can we have nuanced insults revolving around the things he should actually be condemned for and --
skelitor120
-- not just "me want hurt dummy face" x 100 every time his picture is posted?
Monkeyfighter
He makes me sad to be an Indian American.
ALHY
Why? Seems like that line of thinking is just a guilt rollercoaster
Monkeyfighter
Non-Indians keep asking me about him, as if I personally know him. It becomes annoying.
gottagetdownonfriday
He's such a cuuuuuuunt
pajamallamadrama
He's full of ajit if he thinks we're going to back down! *ba dum tiss*
Mockingbirb
Well, he looks like a total douche and an utter asshole. But don't judge a book by its cover
mellino19
He kinda looks like someone you hate without meeting just by their face. You see them and immediately think "fuck that person"
raidleadergutts
What an UGLY piece of shit.
wackywoohoopizzaman
It's so punchable
analnipple666
BACKPFEIFENGESICHT
OverlordEd
Sehr backpfeifengesischt.
SomewhatSarcastic
Coincidence: His name translated in english is Douche Canoe.
Valarauko
In reality his name means "Invincible".
Gayforbae
I'm just gonna go ahead and believe that
drickanderson
I have a 'super-dad' coffee cup that's easily that big, and you'd better believe that I use it!
djsdkdjsk
Expect his has that ugly reese's cup ad thing on it ugly as f
Puddingninjah
was gonna say if I had a cup that big I'd use it :p
fleXbad
That's what you said about buttplugs
Puddingninjah
I mean that for you, I'll stick to the smaller ones. Thank you.
fleXbad
Gotta work your way through the gauges, I guess
Puddingninjah
plus I don't want my rectum to be hanging out on the floor when I'm old
BackTWOBack
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dirtytiki
so youre telling me i can pay less for the internet and not see half the shitposts?
oldshot
This.....is what it's all about.
PeriwinkleTwinkle
This... should be the top comment!
KrisL187
Pssh... Like I'm gonna upvote a comment I can't read.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Guys I'm AT&T, what does this comment say
flygonbreloom
Fuck that, I'm on Internode. Do Americans even know what that is?
Saratje
Ozzienode?
flygonbreloom
close nuff
AVoiceOfReason
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Kaesden
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mxjxs91
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ReiiamaKotsu
Now that brings back memories.
inmat
"OP is a bundle of sticks"
polymetricr
Banned
TheVapeCrusader
For all you uncultured swine reading this comment, it means he's fucking faggot
inmat
or maybe they're fucking him
thecomminator
TheVapeCrusader
APenguinNamedZach
IWonderIfICanUseThisMeme
A gif of Comcast service!
AustrayaMate
Veiwable?
ALHY
Got me good
TotallyNotDitto
ehellbow
well done sir.
B3arJ3w8264
Well consider me triggered.
polymetricr
How the fuck
SpongebobReferences
MRW I clicked on it like 8 times and then realized...
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APenguinNamedZach
To be honest this is supposed to be a normal gif. It just decided not to work in the best possible situation
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How does this work
IWonderIfICanUseThisMeme
I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex.
APenguinNamedZach
The comment is actually just broken. It should be a normal gif. But this turned out funnier
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Weird that the thumbnail works too :p
thenameisnottaken
From the thumbnail I was like 'it's a novelty sized mug, relax'. Boy do I look like a fucking idiot now.
lmons
Lmao just thinking that everyone was upvoting him as a greedy bully because he had a massive mug, like hes hogging all the coffee
AVoiceOfReason
Is it not?
jamie0z
Just a small pathetic man with an average mug.
Fuzzykitten777
Well...I mean technically you didn't look like an idiot until you told us all.....
Enoan
They sound like an idiot, probably looks like one, but I don't know yet.
thenameisnottaken
Boy do I look like a fucking idiot pt.2
MotherToast
Patiently waits for part 3. Lol
Fuzzykitten777
How about "Extremely Honest"? I understand people like that sort of thing...
johnqcurls
He tells it like it is.
FreakierChicken
Pt 2, the reckoning
ExplodingRobotColon
Damn it man, stole my line EXACTLY
FreakierChicken
I heard you coming
Aergius
Idiot 2: Electric Boogaloo.