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Even In Arcadia
Calm down Satan
Pretty sure this was about Sleep Token, my lovely eepy bois.
Oh. How to translate this. Umm so these figures at the pedestrian crossings are called ‘Mrs and Mr Walkman’. The joke is ‘what age is Mrs and Mr Walkman? They’re in the transit age’….
That’s s bit of a crude translation tho…
Övergångsställe is a pedestrian crossing and övergångsåldern is menopause.
SOLARvsFACISM
#48 We should note this isn't recent, this is from 10-15 years ago...
Neednoggle
#7 I think the police should have a talk with Corey J Maler. Call it a hunch, but I've got a sneaky feeling he likes abusing his wife.
WoodyGoodman
#13
Chewbaccacabra
#34 I would absolutely go to this excommunicated burger joint to order a Big Fux XXL
beerlady
So the new Pope believes in all people are people and not some American hater of people?
habslove
#7 as a woman it terrifies be that there are people like this out here voting. Like what the actual fuck??
AyatollahBahloni
#3 Laura Loomer is just as fucked in the head as her patron,
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SilentScreamsX
On the bright side, it's fun to sing "Woke Marxist Pope" to the tune of YMCA.
KommanderKayriel
Can I get a 'stack Nazis high'? Hallelujah.
MadamPuddifoot
I mean, obviously. She let Trump anywhere near her...let alone INSIDE of her 🤮🤮🤮🤮
ScienceFaction
#7 im not saying this guy is a wife beater... Its also possible he doesn't have a wife, or is devorced
januarylover
Or he already killed her
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
#7 Yeah, this dude's definitely a wife beater. There is no other explanation.
epithymetic
He’s a white nationalist who thinks Hitler went to heaven and who is trying to take over the Lutheran Church (with partial success)
Elonth
maybe he doesn't beat his wife. Maybe he just rapes her? you gotta look for the worst in people.
Jimmytheeel
#49 He's pouting, he's obviously Frodo.
NightOwlRally
#27 Just what I needed, a pain and cheese sandwich
casualgenderquestion2718
Yo, we re-opening Borders?? I miss that place
mikenco
Loomer never says anything worth repeating.
WarlockSniper
Maybe in a court of law, to get her convicted.
Which will probably never happen.
Neednoggle
She doesn't even say anything worth saying once. She's just a ghoul.
kyndo
You can say that again!
mikenco
"Loomer never says anything worth repeating." :)
Sturdycrotch
#22 uuuhhhhhhhhhhh I don't care for where that's going
MelodyLightfoot
But she does :D
goflyblind
#7:
TheMershedPerderder
#7 this sounds like a man who doesn't want his wife talking to cops, accidentally revealing he is a child predator
WolfandPals
Big fan of the Sleep Token reference
indigenous101
Love them!
pookieeatworld
#11 for real, they are still running the fucking aviation infrastructure on Windows 95 for fucks sake. It's getting to the point where nobody knows how to work on those systems anymore.
DiscountMentat
#34 The Burger Republic. They should keep the same color scheme, but make a tricolor pattern of it for a logo instead of a crown. "Have it OUR way."
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
#1 was chatting with a Catholic moron about how the US Conference of Catholic Bishops condemned much of the recently passed legislation. He contended they were spouting leftist CNN talking points and didn't read or understand what's in the bill. I asked if he thought a group of some of the most conservative men in the U.S. would do that and he scoffed at the idea they're conservative. Told him his faith must be dead if all his leaders have been infiltrated up to and including the pope.
Sonicschilidogs
Opus Dei jackasses have entered the chat
MasterDark001
#22
nojustsayitdont
Stitch. Stitch tha fuck tha shit outta Nani. Must be a niche furrie porn thing.
TK421isAFK
Apparently, Nani is keeping Lilo occupied with a movie while she gets some Netflix and Stitch. Stitch has a really big tongue, after all.
SpoonyBarding
Went looking through the comments to see how far I'd get before somebody called attention to that one.
Took more comments than I'd expected, but to be fair, fewer than I had feared.
PhurbuMukpodom
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcW0wemRnN2g5YTk3NXk2cHdtaDFnMmpwaGx5OTl0amxidXc5ZmZrcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZnnHMeC7iDSzC/giphy.mp4
IlluminaBlade
#12 I'm pretty eldritch horror train is kind of a horror staple.
nojustsayitdont
Blaine is a Pain.
xerolf
final fantasy
Sonicschilidogs
Damn, never thought I'd see someone say some shit like "The Pope is Trans" but hey, here we are, living in the stupidest place and time in human history.
Killerwolf601
#1 As a Catholic in America it is always so amazing how much crap conservatives will throw at THE LITERAL HEAD OF CATHOLICISM AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WHICH IS THE BIGGEST CHRISTIAN DENOMINATION IN THE WORLD. Some of it too is the mostly Protestant American conservative movement. We have made many strides towards ecumenical union in politics especially in the USA, but here we are being petty about the fact that his holiness is literally working on moving the church forwards not backwards!
fireclanninja1337
#49 I'm sorry, the pouting one defaults to Frodo. Problem solved
SmashySashimi
#33 I just wanna know what I'm looking at, is that a scarf?
asrai86
Look like a loom band, but a big one
Aeonika
Bracelet loom maybe?
msui34
#31 what band?!?!
ht6zvhymf21
Apparently, Sleep Token.
msui34
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3p4aGVlMTJ4dXlydWtmb3dpdnlqdHo4MHJoamJvOXd6NjJtOGg1NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Y1M2JOQ7W79q5YhTp5/200w.webp
eromitlab
#3 when that psycho posted that, someone else suggested substituting that phrase in place of "Pink Pony Club" in the titular Chappell Roan song, and now I can't unhear it
Sonicschilidogs
"I'm gonna keep on dancing for the Woke Marxist Pope"
"Mom says 'ohhh, what have you done, you're a woke Marxist girl, and you dance for the Pope"
RevolutionOnHerLips
#22 is the joke
indigenous101
Ouff. But also; as a monster smut-reader ,and a firm believer in rule 34, I’m a bit surprised I didn’t think of that.
IconicM
So what did you think the joke was? (Because I'm too vanilla to have any ideas of my own...)
indigenous101
Oh I just assumed it was the straight up ‘looks different, I must immediately…find out how different we are’-type thing.
Usually that contains everything from doing it in surprising places, and/or ways, to a non-mono approach to both cocks and tongues.
Not sure how specific to be here.
WisconsinCentral2714
Whats the artist name? Can't quite read the signature
ChuckTenor
https://x.com/Banjizy1/status/1906628655520125114?t=ST5UORy4RMKEI4oaOhESEw&s=19
B3N15
#1 I hate to ask, but what does eye hight have to do with gender or is it "transvestigation" nonsense?
ballsoutflyer
Dude, it's an absurdist take on the whole manufacurerd moral crisis. It's not meant to be taken literally.
DiscountMentat
It's a distraction. "I noticed A, therefore B." "A normal same person would not connect the two, but if you also say some things that appeal to my prejudices, you must be right and super clever for connecting A to B. Wow you have a lot of outlandish ideas, you must think radically different from everyone else. I'll repeat/repost this so all my friends know I'm clever too."
Sereh
Fellas, is it gay to have an asymmetrical face? I mean it literally means your face isn't straight.
itwasababyox
Yeah that's way gay
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Transvestigating is modern day phrenology.
While there are absolutely some lingering physical indicators of a person who has medically transitioned, they're the obvious ones. Transvestigators have convinced themselves of some DaVinci Code bullshit where everything is a sign.
Left eyebrow has more hair follicles than the right? Trans. Ratio of forearm length to shin length is too high? Trans. To them, there's no physical feature to arbitrary to be used to rationalize why someone is trans.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It reminds me so much of the incel thing where they obsess over their facial bone structure. They get into minutia that no one else could possibly notice or care about. It's this whole twisted worldview of their own making, and they're trapped in it.
WarKittyKat
Also there's very few physical indicators that occur ONLY in trans people and are typically visible in normal attire. Usually what you're seeing is traits that are out of the average for someone's gender - but that's not definitive between a trans person and a cis person who happens to be on that end of the bell curve. Plus of course plenty of cis people have various surgeries too.
AshenRaine
And it's ALWAYS the people they dislike.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Made-up bullshit. My optometrist noticed my eyes weren't level and asked if I always carried heavy bags on my right shoulder. Sure enough, all through highschool I had a backpack full of textbooks hanging on that shoulder.
Giraffehalf
These people need to go look at RFK Jr’s eye height asap.
malachitedragon
Transvestigation nonsense, they are literally making shit up to be mad about him because he's a woke Pope who won't cater to their hateful bullshit.
Phobetor42
And by the sound of it, he isn't even that much of a "woke" pope, he just doesn't neccesarily worship at the alter of Donald Trump and MAGA which despite what MAGidiots will try to frame things as- is not remotely the same thing...
Elonth
HOW DARE THE POP PREACH THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS CHRIST AND NOT THE TEACHINGS OF SUPPLY SIDE JESUS!
ButtPlunger69
And by "woke Pope" you mean rational and sane
malachitedragon
Same thing, to these idiots.
Boksha
Same thing to anyone. The only difference is woke (and by extension rational and sane) is a slur to them. This shouldn't surprise anyone; rejecting rational thought is a primary tenet of fascism.
LocalSemiFriendlyRabbitGal
After I became trans my left eye also began to climb higher and higher. Now I can see God and He is afraid.
mikeatike
Good.
indigenous101
I snorted
LocalSemiFriendlyRabbitGal
Glad to be of service. :D
MioTaalas
Snooj
OMG are you saying Sloth was trans?
Sonicschilidogs
"Hey you [Gender Neutral word for a group of young people], SuperGirl!!!" - Trans Sloth in the new Goonies reboot for Gen Z, called The Gooners.........
indigenous101
….the sound I made…
DatDarthCaedus
Checked his history, and he is way beyond "just" that. Potentially dangerous.
Most of his posts are either about demonic chemtrails and the supplements he takes to counter various health issues he attributes to them OR about how every single politician, journalist or celebrity is secretly trans (or "inverts" as he calls them) as part of a satanic plot.
He specifically names Trump, Trump's entire family, JD Vance, Brad Pitt, Jamie Lee Curtis, Bieber, and multiple others as "gender inverted". 1/
DatDarthCaedus
He thinks Bumble is showing him transgender people because of some evil Blackstone plot. Rants about "one government". Thinks God is guiding him because he drove by a Lockheed Martin facility for the first time, and that Jesus will save him from the chemtrails.
There's one where he says (seriously, not joking) that "Ferris Wheel's are evil" and part of an NWO plot.
The guy needs serious help, preferably *before* he tries to kill someone or some shit like that.
AshenRaine
Nobody will care until his version of God "makes" him shoot up a school or run over a march. Sadly.
Sonicschilidogs
Damn, new Don Quixote just drop IRL or what?
Phobetor42
Sadly, even Don Quixote was at least relatively likable and undeniably chivalrous ...