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In the comments of an optical illusion
https://imgur.com/PjSW9Qr
I am obviously not your average 15 year old
There are a bunch like this, but I didn't want to fill up my toilet too much
FACT: I am an expert
SOURCE: I am an expert
I was gonna say what this person was referring to, but it could honestly apply to anyting
1/2
Do I risk going here?
yis
but it is a cool watch though
3smart5music
For $1,000,000 would you take a pill that lowers your IQ by 10?
PSYCH0TICBI0TIC
There are different types of intelligence. Social intelligence is just as important as, say, book smarts.
Deadpooool
"First 1000 digits of PIE". Genius.
SergeantMachete
Ah, nothing like a cringe dump exposing my lesser intelligence to brighten up my day.
Iamameancommenter
If you found this post funny you're a fucking ignorami.
MachineGunJeanMaurice
"The first 1000 digits of pie" sounds like a great name for a bakery...
NivalisAngelus
... I got 10 bucks in my shoe. Let's do this.
IDontPostAnything
He could have just stopped after "Unfortunately, I have never had intercourse with a woman"
Adriaaaaaaaaaaan
I respect this dump *tips fedora*
HIPHOPABS
The very last one is legendary.
jngavetti
My intelligence, good looks, and charisma are only outweighed by my humility.
TheMightyFaggot
wow I feel entertain by this
jhs2595
These people are the final form of a "keerah bird." They fly at an ever decreasing angles at every increasing velocities 1/
jhs2595
/2 until they ram their head up their own ass, and exclaim "keerah, it's dark in here!" Their blind and deafness to stuff is from that.
funkyblueberry
One can always tell the state of the world by its imgur posts. On this barometer, our world is in the pit of hell. -funkyblueberry
NivalisAngelus
That's fine. I still get Internet down here. Think I got enough beds for you lot..
RickuAguirre
Love the one that says "the first 1000 digits of pie" never knew a pastry had digits
TheMaestroYohan
That's clearly because you're a lesser being
BalfMalark
we are all just noughts and ones. Wake up.
ScientistFromSouth
Yeah, I never knew why anyone does this. There are hundreds of readily computable identities that could give you more digits in less time.
somekindafuckingidiot
its coming....FROM INSIDE THE THREAD!!
ScientistFromSouth
Yeah, I didn't intend for that to get so meta.
773in513
Pretty sure #15 was a House episode. Turns out this guy's diagnosis was he was just using too much codeine cough syrup to dumb himself down.
NivalisAngelus
I remember that episode. Came across as an unnecessary jerk to me.
ASmellofWineandCheapPerfume
When someone uses the Onion to validate themselves, I immediately grow ten brain powers.
NivalisAngelus
I'm.. Not sure you should be eating those mushrooms.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
The smartest people I know watch pretty mindless television or read trashy material to get their mind off life/work...
NivalisAngelus
Hell I'm not even all that smart and I still want to distract my brain so it shuts the fuck and enjoys the movie.
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Not sure who thinks iq is actually a useful measurement of intelligence in the first place...
roqueofspades
I have an IQ of 90 and I'm kinda smart
sampanbou
Almost everyone thinks they're kinda smart though... to know that you're dumb requires a level self-awareness which dumb people often lack
roqueofspades
I understand that. But I'm a comp sci major, doing well, in a good school. That's gotta be something.
OgreEye
Can confirm, scored 144 and am practically retarded with most anything. Literal dumb luck.
MonokelPinguin
"Kittens have been around for years, that doesn't make them any less informative and wonderful"
Korotanik
This is why we have a counter-intellectual culture. Because of pretender ass clowns and know-it-all assholes like these fucks.
NivalisAngelus
Not sure how much I agree with you but it's a very good point that's going to keep me up now. Dick.
bobdickgus
Smart is good but only when you're wise enough to know when to keep your mouth shut.
TysonGoesOutside
"Never miss a good opportunity to shut up"
lankyscribbler
I find the smartest thing you will ever do is realising listening is much more interesting than talking.
OkNowKith
Intelligence is useless if you cannot communicate it with everyone else. How many famous geniuses do you know that are socially inept?
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Nikola Tesla, if I'm not mistaken?
OkNowKith
Same with Howard Hughes. But they still had dinner parties, did events, publicly they appeared normal and were smart enough to have 2 lives
whatsisname
Hughes was not socially inept. Sure, he had OCD and went off the deep end late and life, but that's different.
OkNowKith
That's exactly my point. Based on accounts from friends and family he was definitely manic/depressed but still maintained a normal life...
Thekingofbeans
NivalisAngelus
I know that bugged me to. Isn't speed reading pretty easy to learn? (Also I think 1 and a half hours is average for avid readers..?)
sampanbou
I'm a slow ass reader and can't seem to improve. On the bright side I like to think I absorb whatever I read better so that's nice, I guess.
NivalisAngelus
I'd much rather take a day to read a book. More enjoyable for me that way.
Memorygarten
The absolute madman!
EverydayIdleness
Plainly all of us using imgur are too cool and socially adept to be like these weirdos.
FindusSomKatten
i have said (and written) awfully stupid and condacending comments on imgur.
zma123456
I'll admit, in the past I use to act like these people but not to this extreme though. It won't help you in life nor get you any friends.
nickg131
I acted like that in my head sometimes. Lots of "How are you this fucking stupid" moments. But christ, have some social decorum people
Strostkovy
I cannot express with words how heavily and frequently this made me sigh.
itsakidsbooksantiago
The last one really made me laugh, though.
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
Bye idiot!
fafnir77
You actually should have said "I can not express..."
Nuggi7
You posted this 3 times and still managed to get it wrong. 'Cannot' and 'can not' are both acceptable.
fafnir77
That went right over your head...
FreshPrinceofDenmark
I've gotta think that some of this was just very obnoxious trolling... but that might be wishful thinking.
WadaShami
This is the cringe I want to see more of. I clenched my butthole through the whole comp, and I loved it.
GerberLegalTeam
I wanna say you should check your wording, but idk you might have meant that. I ain't gonna judge.
Xsiah
I love how Brad got burned by the mayor of Ottawa.
usernamewillendabrup
Kinda, but I get what the asshole was saying. "Inhaling water" obviously means inhaling moisture/steam
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
True, but I think it fairly evident that the mayor is tacitly poking fun at his whining.
mrspoontastic
<3 Mayor Jim
itsakidsbooksantiago
My nose hurts from facepalming at virtually every one of these.
NivalisAngelus
Here's a tissue. I think you've got a nose bleed coming on.
4p0cryph4
Do what I do and double face palm. It lets you make a space in between your palms so you don't break your nose.
theaecy
It amuses me to see that some people don't realize that intelligence doesn't make you a worthwhile human being.
BalfMalark
Or that IQ = Intelligence
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Exactly! If I want to I can sound pretty damn smart. I use that to disguise the fact that I'm a total fucking loser.
theaecy
To be fair, sounding smart & being smart are not the same thing. IMO the best smart people don't equate intelligence with worth as a person.
Glumerlink
maybe not but it gives you a better chance of doing something big in life, not saying you'll do something better just...big
theaecy
Not necessarily. It depends on the sort of intelligence they have & what they do with it. It also increases chances for some mental illness.
Glumerlink
you're not going to see anyone with an IQ under 90 going into science and engineering
theaecy
It is also not a good reason to act like a dick, since acting like a dick is pretty counterproductive to doing something big in life.
theaecy
Not all work involves STEM-type minds. It's not the only worthwhile trait. What's more, people in other professions are respect-worthy too.
Glumerlink
not all work involves stem type minds but all work that's moving society forward on a non-social level is STEM related
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
I get the feeling a lot of these people pretend to be much more intelligent than they actually are.
NivalisAngelus
I always wondered if they were pretending to be smart in a dick way so they can say it's because of their smarts that people don't like them
SnookerSylph
It's like the guy who never showers blaming the friend zone when he gets rejected. They don't realize how annoying they are
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
I guess this compilation could be what you call "cringe", but it hardly got a reaction out of me. I guess physically reacting to online
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
Conversations is for those of lesser intellect. I'm glad stupid people can find entertainment, however. -Yawn-. I'll stick to Plato.
isometimesgetreferences
it's actually Pluto, sir.
AuroraNora33
Pluto actually hasn't qualified as a planet since 2006. I know, I'm very smart. My IQ is 238
JR1066
Don't be a douche. Even an actual genius sounds like a fool if they brag like this. ( I would know because I am very smart)
EagleSonOfEagle
You may be very smart but as a quasi-human with an IQ of 642 I can't dumb down my words enough to congratulate you.
Dunhaaam
Genius level is an iq of 140 or above, right?
elephantocetomachia
Common genius is 140 or over, however the people with whom I associate don't acknowledge anyone as a true genius unless they are over 160.
SnossedAndLost
Can't tell if you're joking or serious but I laughed, +1
GrifCreeper
I too am very smart, and very handsome. I would say I am the most humble person in the world. /s
IDGAFaboutinternetpointsanymoresoicandisagreewithimgurnow
Let's have an debate about this more modest, actually thinking about it there wouldn't be a point, I would win easily.
OhNoItsMarkRuffalo
Argue plato with me 1v1 IRL. I'm even smarterer and most humbler
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I'm very smart but I'm an ugly fat fuck, so I guess you could say I'm a meme master
DoctorGoldfish
Oh yeah?? Well I'm golden AND I'm a doctor. I make the world a better place with more than just how humble I am.
RoyFuckingMustang
Nobody is more humble than I!
MonokelPinguin
You sound like a fool
Lvl28Larvitar
I pity the fool
JR1066
Yep.
Lvl28Larvitar
I pity the fool
Ryebread91
Wow! You must be very smart to know he's a fool. Now do me.
Morovech
You sound like an sarcasms
Morovech
You sound like a me
Morovech
Thanks man
EvilKam
Holy pretentious assholes Batman. I thought I came off as a preening asshole... but these guys don't even realize they are assholes.
aleister94
Dunning- krugger effect
GoodbyeSpaceSword
Those fools should've been studying the blade.
aleister94
Dunning- krugger effect
xenburn
beat me to it
Chuffmun
They're the best of us
GirthQuake069
I'm always afraid of the same thing cause I'm relatively smart. But then I remember I am an asshole but a funny one. Hopefully.
batmanmf
Assholes usually don't realize they're being assholes. I never do. I just think I'm hilarious.
ImTheOriginalSam
I usually think it's safest to assume I'm being an asshole whenever I talk.
keyonne
I spit out random stuff I learned during conversations and unintentionally sound like an ass. :(
daugbret
My problem is that I'm too smart, it intimidates people and makes them not want to talk to me.
morphire
For me it's my ginormous penis. And also because I'm too amazingly handsome.
daugbret
Are you also way too muscular? Women are always telling me they don't want me because I'm too fit, it makes them jealous.
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Women are always jealous of my penis size.
NivalisAngelus
Literally I have only known one person to be angry at somone (me) for "intelligence". And that's cause I was lazy as shit instead of trying.
Grenther
We have multiple levels of high schools here, I got in 2nd highest (there's like 4) mostly due to not knowing about dyslexia + ADD. so 1/x
Nate3
Plz tell me you're parodying these people. Otherwise, *someone. Oh and also did that one person happen to be a parent?
NivalisAngelus
Nah, classmate. He was our resident class egghead. Also wasn't about me being smarter, it was because he worked hard and I slacked off.
NivalisAngelus
It's the closest I've ever seen to anyone ever hating someone for being smarter than them. And it wasn't even the case.
ErdricktheHero
Actually learn about IQ and testing and it gets even worse. So much ignorance around the subject.
ItAintGayIfItsAFemininePenis
And from a statistics POV, the online tests are awful. 25 questions, 4 ans. choices? Margin for error is huge! Like my intellect and penis!
LeadByBadExample
I was tested a couple of times when I was a kid and scored very high, but that doesn't mean I can't be a fucking chode.
GreaterDog
I've found that an adult that's unusually focused on IQ scores is usually pretty dumb
MNightShyamalamadingdong
Clinging to life raft that brought them through childhood. If a number is finest quality of a person ... *shrug*
ErdricktheHero
Really they are more important for school and clinical use. It can be good to know, but it is more for knowing your personal weaknesses.
keyonne
100 is always average. The test is adjusted so the average person always scores 100. It also tests aptitudes and not actual info.
keyonne
If I'm remembering psych correctly anyway.
ErdricktheHero
100 is the median and the majority of people fall within 15 points on either side. The online tests are nothing like a real test.
sweetnaivety
I took a "real" IQ test in Elementary school, it was nothing but patterns, not the logic math and english ones you usually see online..
keyonne
Patterns, weight distrubution, etc. Everything that you would learn with an analytical mind but no schooling
ErdricktheHero
Not sure what specific test that was. The one's used cover quite a few areas and you have to be trained to give them.
EvilKam
... which still makes me another pretentious asshole for even thinking like this... Doesn't it? #existentialcrisis
Nepsin
don't you mean... #Assextentialcrisis?
IcantthinkofaclevelnamesoIhopenoonethoughtofthisname
I think the secret is to just not talk about yourself. Talk about the thing.
NewToTheEnterwbs
It means you have an IQ of 300 and you should lose some of it so you can be happy like us dummies.
Phyrzt
How are you having an existential crisis if existence is not real?
EvilKam
FUCK ARE THESE ELBOWS OR WRISTS? I'M FREAKING OUT!
NewToTheEnterwbs
It means you have an IQ of 300 and you should lose some of it so you can be happy like us dummies.
EvilKam
*shoves drill into brain*
feckinanimal
The fact, you're thinking, negates the asshole issue. been there, done that
EvilKam
Only an asshole would think "I'm incapable of being deemed an asshole". I should know, I'm an asshole. :D
JR1066
It just means you're ten times more self aware than these guys ever will be.
WarfritLive
It means in addition to being smarter than all of us, he's also better than the other guys who are smarter than us
kevinlo1
But if he admitted that would that make him even more pretentious than he thought making him even worse?
HideousKojima
DUN
HideousKojima
DUN
LOlMyNameIs
If you stare into the asshole, the asshole stares back into you
EvilKam
Um, do you mind terribly if I steal that line? That's a damn good line.
LOlMyNameIs
Ask Nietzsche, I dont care