Itsyaboinathan
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Jan 29, 2021 11:57 PM
Itsyaboinathan
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ballsdeepfirstpokenolube
Back to the pile!
Munchman347
Gaia has a 'Black head'...
GrammorPolice
I can see my house from the top.
WhatUpDog3000
I call top
AndrewBuggy
If you really want to see what everyone on earth would look like, watch this depressing shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxejy6jd_zc
ctrlshiftkill009
awe one giant cuddle puddle
secretoaster
Who's pouring the gasoline and lighting the match?
Defsquad
No social distancing ?
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Doesn't even look like half the population of Calcutta.
wigglemywammybar
Just make sure the gingers are at the bottom.
drakkaris12718
Thw onlynway out of this is death.
Bunhyung
What's the plural of Anus? Cuz there's a lot.
ajaja
What a pile of garbage.
Fuzzynubz
"In the hills, the cities."
algebrabot
Clive Barker. Great story.
MikeKeyser
if you take every person and lay them head to toe around the world, 75% would drown
MeniBothanzWasMyGrandFather
I dunno, I quite like it.
lotyboy11
Ugh, Britta's in this?
Furrmetalmama
Oh god it would smell TERRIBLE!!!! Horrid. +1
Ximlafay
I mean... they're not wrong.
Degarafarat
An as usual I was left out
darkninja2992
This is incorrect. Many of those people are not alive with that much weight on top of them
ImNotTaylorSwift
We probably shouldn't do this. It would probably be a COVID superspreader event.
GrammorPolice
Black on the bottom with a white top...voila Guinness.
Slugsie
I don't believe it. If that's every human alive, who is taking the photograph?
GrammorPolice
selfie stick
kyzentun
Most people would die, even those not crushed by the weight would starve.
Gherkincensed
Suffocate first before starvation...
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
CASchoeps
Relevant XKCD: https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/
Harryteeters
Miznizzelmix
Came looking for this. Bravo
ctrlshiftkill009
did you say get gay?
scherudion
Back to the pile!
WiIIiamWeird
Oh fuck...my ex is here.
highlanderbird
Mine isn't. Oh......
TheYoungerLance
Just one?
Trankia12
Oh look at mr. Lady's man over here with more than one ex. Showoff!
TheYoungerLance
Well played...
notthejediyourelookingfor
Tammy
maltwaterhopsyeast
You have an ex? Lucky...
Trustmebecausereasons
Never wanted to see any of those cheating whores again but here they fuckin are.
shortbutsquat
don't drink the water down stream. just an fyi.
freshthrowaway1138
Fresh squeezed protein juice!
TotallyNotASnail
I doubt there would be anyone around to do that anyway
shahbrahdaman
Besides the people bits flowing downstream
Threemorewishes
the bottom would be filled with blood and gore juice
GFYandyourstupidrequirements
Bring a straw
purina5
It would barely swell the Colorado
shahbrahdaman
Ass is ass
shyasen
The spice must flow! Wait, wrong movie.
mike13815
https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/
MightyZephyr
Velkaus
bardman135
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
That’s metal as fuck.
QT3pt141592653
You really didn't have to bring V8 Splash into this.
nightripper
We also have Mountain Dew.
tr26
I’ll take the crab juice
Bystandr
And some of that would be semen
PENlSMAN
We just need to take tbier juice put first
DJThuglifeSupreme
I feel like that was a Lamas With Hats episode
kjb72
It looks like they burned 'em first.
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
My favourite!
CaldariBob
That's where you stick the fatties.
swifter66
I would prefer gore and blood juice, but probably just peckish from this diet
TigerSauce
Please make sure I'm on the bottom...
tygerpsimatrix
And a solitary llama would be watching, wearing his Paul mask, talking to himself.
LickFury
Gore Juice, great band name
tr26
Tipper probably likes it
LinkGoesHIYAAA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ElectricChairJ
Yum
OrC23
But it comes with a free frogurt!
sezchuanllama
There is a Clive Barker short story about that. Two small European towns compete against each other every year. They climb on top of each ~>
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-other and form giant humanoids, held together by leather straps and rope. Some people are the support, others are the muscles so it can ~>
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-walk and punch. Then the two giant humanoids fight. It was a weird, freaky story that I recommend to all.
rockuhard
But i'm always on top.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Yummy
GodtheFather
And mostly bottoms.
CptRobotNinja
I feel like 7.5 billion humans would make a bigger pile than that.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
One way to find out
Jakesonyou
Why is this the top comment?
DarkSock
And titties
Daxton
Screw you guys, I'm making my own hell, with gore juice and tittles!
EccentricNimoy
Saggy, torn, bloody titties
Iceman0624
Fuck you don’t kink shame me
Sefalim
Worst porn name ever.
LasciviousHedgehog
I worry about your search history
toewsy
still titties though
BobHubert
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
That's 7.5B? I don't believe it.
RedneckFrank
Ok? Lol who gives a fuck what you believe. Snowflake
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Yeah, I'm blocking you now
RedneckFrank
Sensitiveee
Ryebread91
According to vsauce matching the densest city the entire population would fit in texas.
bugcooper
can't be everyone piled in there, I am still here
MundoCani
I read once that the density of a neutron star is the equivalent of compressing everyone on earth into a tea spoon.
Geoffron
The Grand Canyon is very big.
Ocek
It is, wait until you see how much water covers the surface of the earth.
FatBastardVegetarian
You could fit every one alive with 6sf in Rhode Island. World is big.
daddymeatbone
The grand Canyon is aptly named
DownVoteVerifier
Neither. Your mum is bloody massive mate.
KilljoyWasHere
I’m fairly sure (feel free to fact check me) that the entire population of earth would fit on the island of Manhattan with room to spare.
innagaddavidababy
A cube, 2000 x 2000 x 2000
ProgeriaProstitutes
How much space would a cubic human take up?
StatmanIbrahimovic
Multiplication is weird picture
OtziOzbjorn
Less than half a cubic km: https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/the-human-cube-the-volume-of-humanity
AlkeneThiol
Jeez. Thats disappointing. Everyone needs to gain 100lbs to make this more significant
CgnCalling
On this quest USA is leading the world once again! USA , USA, USA!!!!
oldmuck
https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/
Zentigger
Absolutely perfect. The iconic non-zombie movie
skellington01
Always upvote Randall
MoreLikeDysenteryTrail
Brilliant
FreaksOnWheels
Holy crap that was neato
Funstong
Well I know what dystopian future tv series I wan to watch now!
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Oh i’ve read this one before! Love this guy. What a genius.
DukeDarkwood
Ah, back when we only had 5 billion to worry about....
Bugdaze
I remember 3
DukeDarkwood
It was over 4 when I was born (late 1977; hit the 4B mark in '74).
Bugdaze
I found it frightening, still do. They led me to believe back then that I could be off this planet by now.
Nyrruk
i also feel the same way. Thats millions at the most. Source please.
Ocek
It's billions, wait until you see how much water covers the earth.
Theoldredeyes
Have you seen the grand canyon.
ShroomGrowth
Exactly this. That pile is massively too BIG.
ScootsMacToots
https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/the-human-cube-the-volume-of-humanity
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
This hurts my head. I'll have to check this out tomorrow.
brownieblue
Excellent link. Thanks!
ShroomGrowth
And the cube would look way smaller than the illustration in the Grand Canyon
ScootsMacToots
Yea this image is WAYYYY more than 7.6 billion. A pile of us half a mile wide would only be flush with the top on the canyon in a cone
ScootsMacToots
Not exactly about this meme but I think it illustrates nicely how little space our physical bodies actually take up
andyskeels
Especially when you mash 'em up good.
roseblud
It actually does mention the cone in the Grand Canyon idea.
MikeMcAwesome91
And isn't the world overpopulated? We're not using our space very wisely, we should be living in the grand canyon
Schmong
Overpopulation is more about the resources to sustain life rather than the physical space we take up