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The Olsen family
May 5, 2018 4:16 PM
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Bossmob
For the last time, there is only one Olsen, but moving very quickly
duperdolt
They don't look bizarre imo. Liz looks to be genuinely smiling, and MK&A have very practiced camera-faces that they make on demand.
JimmiSimpsonApproves
KyleButNotThatKyle
They also run a billion dollar fashion empire. I'd say they're doing just fine.
bleustorms
This is exhaustingly stupid. The twins were worked since infancy and now only want privacy. They are beautiful and successful.
toneman238
LeakyLifeboat
They are so beautiful but they look so haunted and sad. I feel like I grew up with them and I hate to see them like that.
ShockDeliveredResumeCPR
Same
lRogueShadow
There’s Three Of Them !!!!
AmazingPaladin
God damn whats up with all the hate? Did I miss something? Did the Olsen twins murder a bunch of puppies while I wasn't looking?
MistressLyda
Not as far as I know. The harassment towards them has been going on for quite some time though.
DrKriegersClone
You mean her one sister, who's moving back and forth too quickly for the camera to notice?
TheLaziestRaccoon
There are no Olsen tweens. There is just one moving back and forth very quickly
Ventralfinn
Yes! The truth will out!
DameMarjorieChardem
J0ND0E297
Looks like a single mom dealing with meth addicted kids
Eunoterp
Meerkats
fudgycurmudgeon
Incredible.
ArtOzz
Or possibly Dugtrio.
PlantyThePlant
Alolan Dugtrio perhaps
rjrcwalker8
Gelfings
evolutioninaction
Lemurs
TheRealBabyhands
They don’t like to smile with their teeth showing and it makes them look way creepier.
NoItsATideUsername
Gelflings
Skawomplious
Yup. Still would.
HarvJacker
It's just the normal Hollywood blood ritual. The twins lost their marketability so they had to pass their stardom powers to their sister.
BreadyStinellis
They're doing more than fine, financially.
cominginhot
cominginhot
https://imgur.com/Wdyivva
Budgiecat
the tall and better looking one is the younger sister even though she's bigger
Czartyr
Is... Is she absorbing their youth?
umbrellamaker
No, just younger
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Junkie kids*
patacorta79
Junkie?.maybe. Rich? Yes
PutaLittleSpittleOnIt
Ever heard of them getting caught? No rehab or anything else. Hmm maybe not.
ColnelMeatsicle
Drugs are bad mmmkay.
demaude
All of you guys would not wait a second if you had the chance to bang one of them. Stop saying they look creepy or something...
jonny02360
I think the one on the left is the most attractive...
mangogangsta
But...they do
vanillax
i don’t know them. all i see is three beauties.
falconuruguay
I wouldn't fuck either one of those bridge trolls with a stolen dick on the end of a 10 foot pole...I'd fuck Merle Olsen before them!
FutureFriedman
You're implying one rules out the other. You can say they look creepy while still fucking them if they offered.
guminski
Ehhhh... someone would have to pay me, I'm sorry
Dondarian
I've never found the Olsen twins to be attractive. I thought they were overrated at their very best. So I'd pass.
WillSuck4Buck
Fiancé literally thought she just coincidentally had the same last name as Mary Kate & Ashley.
tyr888
..but they look almost the same
WillSuck4Buck
Fiancé realized the similarities once I pointed them out to him so I agree with you:)
Illinifan88
umbrellamaker
It's not an uncommon name
Pdeluxe
true dat. App. 1% of all danes has the lastname Olsen
yummywaffles
2,1,3
iamthisguy247
Yeah that’s an easy one.
ThaEnder
Ashley has always been the hotter twin.
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
Sometimes it's hard to believe Elizabeth is even related to those two ghouls.
ArtArchive
Ha! I was thinking "goblins" but otherwise I had this exact reaction.
xVancha
This puzzles me. They both still seem like fairly attractive people in the grand scheme of things. There's a lot of ugly people out there.
ILoveTomHanksAlsoCatsSuckDogsRule
BreadyStinellis
Have you even looked at their faces? If Elizabeth lost 10lbs she'd be identical. They have the same exact features.
Affray
It's kind of a bummer that you have so many upvotes for being kind of a dick about two people who's only real foible was drug abuse.
MajorPubes
+1 for ghouls
LadyNoHeart
The twins look so strung out
Affray
I think they're recovering addicts, who also tend to look fairly strung out because they've fucked their bodies up big time.
BlueLanternBraxx
Shut your filthy mouth, smoothskin. That's an insult to ghouls all over the wasteland.
D33RLORD
People change when you dick up their childhoods.
Affray
Both literally and/or psychologically.
D33RLORD
Psychologically would be literally, but yes.
GhostbusterGuy
Ghouls?
TehSeksyManz
Eventually Charlie will write a song about them
BORGALOOGIE
735824
Carbohydrates man, any way you can get 'em.
lokishadowgirl
wait... she is?
Doodledad73
I’m with you on this one
GhostofBillyMays
Apparently she is actually younger sibling, TIL it's not an internet joke... Is real..
avervetmonkey
Wait, YOUNGER?? I kept thinking she was an older sister.
LightningMcQueef
Michelle, Michelle Prime, and Bizarro Michelle
didgeboy287
Bizzaro bizzaro, I'm helping!
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Michelle, Neo Michelle, and Michelle Zero
Majorminor
Michelle, Michelle super, Michelle z
KingSwing
SSJ Michelle, SSJ God Blue Michelle, Legendary SSJ Michelle
justsoicanbewitty
This a ff7 Bahamut reference?
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Mergetvs
It's like they were the prototypes for the ultimately more successful final form.
Gabenomics
She's not more successful though, the twins have a billion dollar company
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Username on point, but she's still the hottest by far and still has an acting career
Mergetvs
The success I was talking about was as a person. She's not a drugged out semi recluse.
OaksParcel
Solid Olsen, Solidus Olsen, and Liquid Olsen.
WalhartTheConquer0r
Punished "Venom" Olsen
supersomatic
I have actually never found a community more focused on physical appearance than Imgur. Pretty ironic
umbrellamaker
Well it is an image site after all
capnsebastian
MrDinkle
I feel like there's been an increase in that, recently. There used to be more stuff. Other stuff. Not just pics of tits and girls. I agree.
ThaEnder
Speaking of physical appearance, check out Mary-Kate's husband.
chadwich
agentarcher
I'm gonna start a site that focuses on great personalities. What do you think of "Fatgur" for the name?
agentarcher
Oh, dear. I'm being crushed under the incredible weight of downvotes.
CherylCarolCherleneTunt
Pretty toxic too.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I've been noticing that also, it's weirding me out quite frequently.
grim86
Don't you dare show us the content of your character. Gross...
Aldevier27
Cuz its litteraly all pics dudr
dragonraven13
What? Aren't we all beautiful, statuesque Adonis' and Aphrodite's?
pancreas
you must not go on any other websites, then.
robotzombies
Physical appearance, race, gender, sex....
duperdolt
That's like the opposite of ironic bro.
GreenYawgmoth
it's like rai-eeee-ian on your wedding day!
cinsoniTe
No, it's not ironic.
SideEffectsOfJuice
No no, he didn't mean it's actually ironic, but see you have to use a nice buzzword/phrase (in this case "Pretty ironic") to farm them ups
supersomatic
that has almost nothing to do with it. The upvotes are from people who want to distance themselves from something the group is accused of
SideEffectsOfJuice
2> literally "appearance: the website" you are on right now. Shit, a porn video website has more non-appearance content because of audio.
SideEffectsOfJuice
...but it's still totally a buzzphrase that has nothing to do with the situation. And uh... well you probably saw the replies btw. This is >
billyboat123
Liberals are morally corrupt, imgur is just proof of that. They are also racist and that is where the extreme guilt comes from.
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BreadyStinellis
What does being liberal and imgur have to do with eachother. This is not a liberal community.
StoneThrowingDevil
I'll bite, what moral virtues do you think 'Liberals' are lacking in?
iateabagel
So, you're liberal since you use this site then?
GreenYawgmoth
And the winner for Most Non Sequitur Post Ever goes to billyboat123.
Halzjones
His opinion doesn’t matter he’s Canadian. So only his opinion on Canadian politics matters. Doesn’t affect the US.
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DasOgre
The truth that you can’t think logically? Yeah, it hurts my brain that people are as dumb as you.
GreenYawgmoth
lol go back to stormfront you goddamn psychopath
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ArsenicAndGlamour
The twins literally spent their childhood in the spotlight. Those are important years of development. They’re a product of their upbringing.
Kanyes
They still made the choices they made afterwards
Sonicdahedgie
Eh, they don't really seem that weird considering it.
iwannabesillywhimwhenigrowup
They seem pretty well adjusted.
IAlwaysUpvoteHermione
IMeanYeahLikeYouKnow
Thank you for your wisdom
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Not literally, though, or they would be blind
YouThinkThatsBad
I wonder if they ever read things like this and are like “lol we’re happy and rich. We don’t live by your standards.”
MinxyMinxx
I agree with the comments above for sure and can relate. I was brought up with the mantra “Work now, play later.” There never was a later. ?
Ltrain5
It’s not to late
MinxyMinxx
The ones below ????
6reut
After you die, hello?
dbrsong
Not to mention alot of their upbringing was with Bob Sagat around.
Yellowpages
What do you mean? Is that good or bad?
dbrsong
Bob Saget was known for making very crude jokes on the set of Full House even some very vulgar things about the Olsen twins as what I heard
neospor1n
He was a pretty raunchy comedian just before amhv and full House, but I’ve never heard of him being bad to kids
GucciWithSprinklesOnTop
I think this comment was mostly kidding. But he was a pretty raunchy comedian back in the day.
Draquez1
Weren't they also in the industry during a time of child abuse being fairly common?
ArsenicAndGlamour
Their sister didn’t have that same experience. Maybe we can cut them some slack?
theyar
Sexual abuse is rampant in Hollywood. Convince me that isn't it.
barf1189
FUCK NO!!! blindly shitting on celebrities for what we perceive them is an American pastime
rizion
Yeah its as american as dick pics on apple pie
ImJustFuckingHere
*Human Pastime
SuperBeetle76
And here I was hoping that Americans owned the franchise on this brand of duchebaggery.
ImAnAvacado
But Americans are known for it
WoodenSpork
Pretty sure that’s a south park episode
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I feel like you're thinking of the time they sacrificed Brittany Spears for the corn harvest.
SmallRedAssBaboon
An incredible harvest. Some of the best corn I've seen in years
foreverastudent
Wasn’t it Lindsey Lohan? Or Miley Cyrus? I don’t fucking know bro
Gonz000
Ah. The price of being wealthy. Poor them. So many have it better
MegaBanananaHammer
Watch their documentary on VH1 driven, it's disturbing hearing their father admit that the twins had alot of firsts on full house/1
MegaBanananaHammer
Like for instance, the first time they rode a bike, it was shot on camera and uncle joey taught them, etc. And also comments like/2
MegaBanananaHammer
"it's a shame we could only use them for twenty minutes at a time" it's sick and I feel extreme sympathy for these women, no wonder they /3
MegaBanananaHammer
Reclusive and private.
Notforhire
Its too bad really, they miss out on alot of stuff and become a study
27yoUGLYvirgin
I don't understand what's with all the hate. They have a 300million fashion empire and are famous. What went wrong in their lifes?
allaussieadventure
Joint net worth of nearly $1 billion and also no proof they were ever drug addicts. They’re doing fine, I dont understand the hate.
Hufflestuffer
Heath Ledger...
Sonicdahedgie
They made the horrible mistake of not being the people that are jealous of them.
TomBrokaw
lol what a couple of dumbasses
SoftBonez
I legit have no idea why people want to hate on them. They clearly stay out of the spotlight, do their own thing with fashion, why hate?
NeighborlyAdvice
Money and fame don't mean happiness. Their addictions and eating disorders prove that.
27yoUGLYvirgin
I guess I'm not too well informed about celebrities.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
*lives. Sorry.
27yoUGLYvirgin
No, thank you! I appreciate being corrected! English isn't my first language and I hate it if I keep making the same mistakes unknowingly.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
No bother.
Skyluin
They may be financially doing great but their state of mind and physical health suffers. I feel kinda bad for them tbh.
SleepinessOfTheBanana
Yeah, they are unhealthy. We totally aren't. It makes sense if you are a complete idiot.
capnsebastian
What? How do you know any of this?
babybirdhome
Because despite not seeking public attention, they have not avoided receiving it over the years.
SoftBonez
What do you exactly know of the physical and mental health of the Olsen twins..?
LionHeart31337
Came here to say this. They worked on how many movies as children? Home schooled. Their developmental years were stolen.
jarrettbrown
According to an Elle article , all three of attended Campbell Hall (1/2),
jarrettbrown
a very prestigious private school in Los Angeles and weren't home schooled. (2/2)
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BorgClown
How about “parents are not professional teachers”? Someone lucky could find their parents are great teachers, but most will get a worse deal
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nabagaca
id still take an idiot with a teaching degree than an idiot without one
BorgClown
Sadly, yes. Imagine the proportion of bad teachers in regular, untrained, uncertified people.
BreadyStinellis
This. NOT everyone can teach.
tengloom
Just from personal experience and from people i know, homeschool doesnt offer the social experiences compared to attending school--
capnsebastian
Not to mention that there are places to socialize outside of school.
capnsebastian
I think the social experiences offered at school and over rated and our culture teaches kids to over obsess about their time in school.
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SeamusMCMXCVI
I was homeschooled until fifth grade and 8th grade. I asked to go to school and urge my mother to put my brother in for the experience.
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SeamusMCMXCVI
Yeah those experiences can be nice. But I am glad I haven’t been in secondary education for years, oddly college/work can be so much better.
KatsuDog
I dunno what they taught you in home school but you can write it like this: 5th
SeamusMCMXCVI
You can also write it like this, “fifth”. Have a good one.