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Feb 10, 2021 7:07 PM
fbastian7
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ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Probably as a "fuck you" to the Bishop?
Skr121
There's a statue somewhere in France where a dude is holding open his anus. No one knows why.
Lyssian
That cock-sucking stoned ass gargoyled bastard. He did it.
Tymora
It’s there because it’s funny
AzraelWalker
"...know one really knows why..." Because we dudes are obsessed with sex. There solved the mystery for ya.
2pink2stink
TheInitiated
This was to tell all future bishops that if they wanted their legacies untainted, they'd better pay up.
iamthisguy247
It represents the benefits of always remaining flexible, even when things get hard, to achieve your ultimate goals.
RADICALFREEDOM
A dude commissions a statue of himself and no one can figure out why the artist included a statue of a dude suckin his own dick?
Eclaircissement
And yet, we all know why it's there
KevinBhall
Guy's been rock hard for centuries.
sydefect
raised beer tax dude
stereomiljac8888
Trololololo
DreadZeppelin
The man who made it just knew this absolute legend who achieved greatness and he had to immortalize him.
WTFprotocolNr7
Or 69ing?
PanNonOpticon
After reading the wikipage on Hochstaden the carving starts to make sense.
AwesomeTeddybear
Hey he's doing a Marilyn Manson (for anyone over 30 a good joke, for anyone under a weird comment lol)
NevaGavafuck
Doomed to suck your own cock for eternity
M2500
doomed?
NevaGavafuck
I’ve heard.... it’s a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
Bystandr
Its there to mock a bishop the sculptor wasnt particularly fond of.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I would if I could, but it seems like a LOT of effort. I wonder if it would be that enjoyable.
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
As the prophecy foretold
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
There once was a man from Nantucket
cropduster5000
fbastian7
Caught me
theangryjanitor
It's there because he can.
whydontiusethesynthesizer246014204711
This^^!
theangryjanitor
That!
Bardcrest
How fucking old IS Marlyn Manson?
whatwhatintheassholekid
He must have removed some of his ribs
Bardcrest
That IS the urban legend.
diamondcardboard
People in 1410 Cologne were fucked up
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
And flexible
thisguyonline1988
Yea, or really open about why they practised stretching.
whatpassesforclever
I hear they removed their bottom two ribs.
Willybum84
People in 1410 can go fuck themselves.
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
People are fucked up. Always have been. Always will be.
DreadZeppelin
*streets ahead
TheRicM
BoomGoesTheThermonuclearDevice
If you're not, you're streets behind.
FetaForMoses
Ever been there on Karneval? Pretty fucked up still
Loadie25
Yes, best time of year next to the Christmas markets!!!!
AstroExplained
Sadly this year it's basically non-existent... Only means next year's will be even more insane!
iwenttocollegeforthis
DickMundee
If you look closely he is actually pooping out his balls. No one has a weiner that bag
clamdriver
upvoting weiner bags.
DickMundee
Ha ha ha For fuck sake
Cabreza
Dude sucked his own dick; legends must be immortalized.
IraqiWalker
LEGENDS NEVER DIEEEEE! They become a part of you!
darkklad2000
must have had a ribbed removed
KismetCrew
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
His name was Richard Derrière
JOKERZwild86
GRaffted
Ron Jeremy.
NevaGavafuck
Less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking dick
IanSchmian
I could never reach
Yayy
You would be surprised the amount of porn there is of this.
unprofessionalplaguedoctor
lordyhalvey
I'll take " would if I could" for 100 johnny.
holycow360
I hear it's more like sucking dick that being sucked
Mohaynow
According to Ron Jeremy, it's more like giving one than getting one. Kind of a "buyer beware" situation.
Sooner70
And by that logic, I've given thousands of hand jobs. I'll risk it. After all, if I don't like it I can always stop.
Slixxerman
You'd willingly get jizz in your mouth?
MilitantHomosexual
At least my own jizz doesn't cost $1.09 and masquerade as a McDouble.
GreyKihano
You mean the special sauce?
MilitantHomosexual
I wouldn't call it special. Special usually refers to limited supply, not limited demand.
aRepost
csullivan
Would you nut in your mouth? Would you swallow?
lurkhard
What, you never check your oil from time to time?
NotAPervert
Recycling
SwagicalYololord
Reduce, reuse, recycle
NotAPervert
I don’t know if I can reduce in this case
SwagicalYololord
Reduce the gut so you can pull it off