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Fp edit. Send some glorious nudes. If you dare
Dec 3, 2017 12:18 PM
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
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Fp edit. Send some glorious nudes. If you dare
entertainment360
felofilipino
This wasn't worth the read
OneZeroOneZero
This is not the comments section, this "Friends and Family"..
Terminology
10 bucks that this is some salty person's dreamed up fantasy after having a bad experience with their customer support.
lostparrot42
That was good.
rlfcl
Alternate title: "psychopath tortures minimum wage worker"
slabaReactionSmuggler
Then the whole bus clapped
CustardPies
Tl;dr
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
I do this to two current scammers. That IRS guy that says I'm going to jail, and that Microsoft support rep who wants me to install shit.
jgobroho
I get a feeling this was one of those middle eastern scammers and not the real AT&T....they told me they were Microsoft when they called.
Terminology
10 bucks that this is some salty person's dreamed up fantasy after having a bad experience with their customer support.
alvinthatsme
I felt so bad for tye AT&T rep. But still funny tho
icouldbeworkingrightnow
How do glorious nudes compare to normal nudes? Do they have added flounce?
Bystandr
Is this AT&T?
mikeatike
*whispers* I told 'em we already got one!
OreoD
Beautiful.
youwintheinternet
Did not disappoint. Was worth the read.
Drakhma
i got a call from a credit card score thing, asking me about credit cards, i dont have any credit cards. so it was me fucking with them
PhiIIipJFry
If the supervisor is already on the phone they're not going to risk the sale by handing it back to the operator if customer wants to close.
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
I'll be the judge of that, title.
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Meh.
midwestcoaster
That username tho...
heXonyou
I used to get calls all the time when I was trying to set up/open a restaraunt, they would ask for "the person in charge" of whatever phone
heXonyou
internet account, I would be like "yes I'll get them for you hang on one second" then hang up.
ggs77
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efLCvx0TxrM
ggs77
it's in dutch, but I think you'll get it...
GeneralComments
Is this the comments section?
EnterYourName
May I ask who is asking?
SJohnson23
No, this is AT&T
Oxythief
No this is Patrick.
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
MaxQube
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: Now this guy knows how to deal with telemarketers! LOL!!!
Glasgow351
This one trick makes telemarketers hate him!
Kilsim1v
Ugh
gayrat5
Beautiful
RomeoSniper
You’ll never guess what happened next!
BlueSpaceLizard
((((((FUNNY!!!))))))
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
What, like Lewis Black, or Larry David?
BlondieSayWhat
Mom stop
PeeWeeWantsAPickle
Aunt Linda? Is that you?
AmItrolling
Click here to find out how!!
MatrimBloodyCauthon
This guy lied, clicking there does nothing.
ekudram
It opened this comment though.
GnomeHugger
This is a shit thing to do. Do you think the people who make those calls are doing it for fun? No. It's their job.
KhajiitIsPleased
Get a sense of humor Karen
britnit
No. Unsolicited selling of anything is wrong. If I want to buy I will seek out the best deal. End of story.
22HABU22
If youre gonna call me while im trying to watch Game of Thrones, im gonna make you hang up on me.
Threadnomancer
I'm commonly depressed and don't find pleasure in many things. Me fucking with them for a laugh is helping them perform a civil service!
iloves99
Where’s your sense of humor.
IamJustinSane
Nazis soldiers said they were just doing their job.
iamtheonewhobones
When someone says "we're offering you" _______ you gotta be prepared for the dick who's going to intentionally interpret that literally
docmarblerunnerbill
Most telemarketers that call me dont take no for an answer. Thats when I start messing with them. Not before. 1/x
docmarblerunnerbill
"are you interested in our offer" "no thank you" "but it's half price today only" "no thank you" "are you sure? Its three times better" 2/x
docmarblerunnerbill
"right. Lemme put dinner on hold here" *five minutes after* "still there? Hold on just a bit more" * half an hour later*
Crowlands
Professional torturer for the inquisition used to be a job. Even if it's only for the money: They took the job. They knew what it'd be.
linkinzpark88
Unfortunately, some call center roles have you take inbound and if they are slow they will ask you to make outbound calls.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
They're getting paid for that time, regardless.
nerotep
Yeah, unless you give them a bad review or report them for no reason I don’t see the harm. Though wasting 5 minutes might hurt their stats
Niphanos
Some get scored per call, so if you make them take forever, they can lose ranking and get fewer hours and it just generally wrecks their job
SKELETONMAAAN
They often only get paid per caller. So wasting their time might mean less pay.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
They get paid per hour with incentives for sales.
Feralblowfish
I've worked a few different places and that depends. don't spew bullshit and present it is fact.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
If you say so, I guess I got lucky, that's how the two I worked for did it.
somekindafuckingidiot
i dont disagree but its also pretty shit to call people up at their homes to try to sell them shit. so it kinda evens out
Feralblowfish
As an ex telesales worker I had to do it to not be homeless don't be a dick just hang up. Every one of those calls is worse for them thanyou
thechelonianshelmet
When same company keeps ringing 10-15 times a day, every day that's being a cunt, from 6am - 10pm, after a while you recognize callers voice
Feralblowfish
Man I agree those companies are evil but you aren't hurting the company only the worker who is as much if not more of a victim than you.
thechelonianshelmet
I recently had one who rang 4 times in 30 mins even though my wife had been polite. Don't know their prob but rang twice more so rang 1/2
Chpgmr
ok but do you make money on sales or calls or what?
DiscoveredImgurAndLikedIt
At some companies yes, others not. Most of them not. At least in Belgium.
Feralblowfish
Oh I'm out of that hell now but no just minimum wage where I worked no commission no bonus. But it's different everywhere.
somekindafuckingidiot
didnt say you werent forced to be a dick for money. sucks for you too but that doesnt mean its not being a dick
Feralblowfish
Oh sure I'm just saying why waste everyone's time? Just say please don't call again and hang up.
MandelynMandiki
Because when you say please dont call again, they still do. If youre paid hourly why do you care? Waste my time, ill waste yours.
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This is why I have trust issues. You specifically said "worth the read"
bakerdays
I liked it :(
ThePieRat
You’re not alone!
Keicars
No shit. If not one liked it it wouldn't be on the fp
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Some people liked it and that's good enough for me
docmarblerunnerbill
I liked it
ipickupheavythings
me too +1
pocatella
I thought this was incredibly funny +1
Sallvo623
There’s just no pleasing some people
BigBeeOhBee
If one person laughs then you have done your job! Someone's day is now slightly better than it was before.
stillafckingfreak
I bet he works for AT&T
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Sorry to say. But you're
JaXm
AT&T?
Perkunas687
AT&T.
TheFatDaddy
Yes he works for AT&T
TheGame364
Like the phone company?
FistRaisedHigh
The phone company?
ICantDoThatDave
AT&T
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
Yes, the phone company.
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
TheFatDaddy
Why is your name so familiar?