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He still hasn't learned that a cognitive test is administered to determine if there is any lasting damage from a stroke, dementia, or some such and then to determine if the individual is capable of taking care of themselves.
rubypilgrim
well, who knew. Trump and I have something we agree on. Specifically, his last sentence. Let's get started on evicting him right now.
RandomFlotsam
He forgot to thank us for our attention in this matter.
How rude.
dmTim
Should we all pitch in and buy him a shirt that says “I pooped today” ?
nobodyspecial995
georgejimmydoodle
He's had 3 in the past year? That he remembers? There should be criminal charges against each and every person who has knowledge of this and has given the WH to people nobody voted for.
huffnpuff72
Is he announcing a third result, when he has also previously announced a third result? Like a month ago?
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lifeisadadjoke
At least 3 cognitive tests in one year...um Donnie...that's a bad thing. Waiting for the "I passed a very complicated test where I had to tell them the precise date and time and how many fingers they were holding up" post.
DatDarthCaedus
Well he did recently comment on one of the tests he "aced":
“You get to those last questions, those last 10, 15 questions…and I aced them. And no other president's taken a cog–... Could you imagine sleepy Joe taking a cognitive test?”
“The first question is like, ‘What is this?’ And they show a lion, a giraffe, a fish, and a hippopotamus. And they say, ‘Which is the giraffe?’ I don't think Joe would have gotten the first question right. He would say hippo. ‘I want the hippo."
randomwalrus
As if he could pay attention to somebody that is not himself, or a child, long enough to count their fingers.
SilverNicktail
"Was willing to take", lol
ThisCoffeeSmellsLikeShit
labyrinthconvention
AS A BLACK MAN AND DEMOCRAT VOTER
JohnBigboote74
The cognitive test he aced:
SirButcher
Check the dementia test being used, it is about the same, yeah...
/a/6XMWd6P
bad1080
ladies and gentlemen, he found the giraffe (again)!!!
fformulaa
How many times does he need to find the damn giraffe?! We seem to be stuck at the baseline entry level questions of the test
RevengeIsIceCream
person, woman, man, camera, tv
Loveshead2
They say ignorance is bliss. I’m not sure about that, but if he actually was able to realize how stupid he was, it would be terminal.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Never heard of three cognitive tests in a year from someone who is doing well. I should probably buy that celebratory cognac I've been putting off
madjo
why did he have to do yet another cognitive exam? Is he deteriorating that fast?
ThisGuyPostingThings
Have you heard him give a speech or media conference? My instinct would be to give him a cognitive exam before and/or after each of those.
LitterBoxKing
At this point, my goal is to simply live as long as him + one day so that I can have at least one day completely free of that asshole's tweets.
ontarioOT
Theyre gonna run out of alternate versions of the MOCA to give him.
CallMeMcGyver
Yes, sure donny... you are the smartest... in fact you know better than your doctors... you keep chugging those aspirins... take as much as you want, they don't know medicine like you do... take all your meds at once, that'll fix everything! Drink some bleach and ammonia mixed together for added curative punch! Don't listen to them!
yalczero
Shame he doesn't drink alcohol. A real, damn shame.
Osiricus
Narrator: But the country was, in fact, being run by stupid and incompetent people.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Finally we agree, America shouldn't be run by stupid or incompetent people so please resign immediately.
STONES1975
maga IS, stupid incompetent people!!!!
swedeonamoose
So apperentlly the reason he bruise so god damn easily is cuz he takes blood thinning meds, and takes far more than needed even tho his doctors have told him not to, "smartest president ever"
TheVampireDante
Aspirin as well, so he's increasing his risk once more. He cuts himself on a fall now he's going to look like one of his ketchup packets.
custardandfishfingers24
No other President or VP was suspected by medical drs of having dementia. That test is only given to those who ARE suspected of dementia, normally once a year. You've had three in a year which is highly suggestive.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Seems like they're testing him more. Which is a bad sign for him. It means they have something they need to monitor. Like a decline of cognitive capacity.
DoctorSniffles
"It was already so low it's hard to detect 'worsening'."
dixxienormus
Trump has, entirely on his own displayed that we cannot allow stupid or incompetent people run America.
Dyamonde
So many tests in so short a time means they're not checking to see if something is wrong, they're monitoring its progress
MyProfileIsIrrelevant
I used to know a guy that would brag about the response time of the police when he triggered his ankle monitor. Very similar energy.
killergrooves85
He’s 100% taking cognitive tests because his dad died from Alzheimer’s in 1999 at 93. His dad was formally diagnosed in 1991 at age 85. According to his grandson, Fred Sr didn’t know where he was at Trump’s second wedding in 1993. Donald Trump is 79.
I’d be very interested to see the clocks he’s been drawing on those cognitive tests from his first presidency through the most recent test.
taez555
Unlike 77 million voting Americans, I actually agree with his last sentence.
Lampmonster
I think they should also have to take a test on how the government functions and international politics. And I think those results should be published.
sabrinadiesatdawn
I would prefer "anyone running for president should not be a reasonable candidate for taking such a cognitive test."
YouMagnificentBastard
Or have large debts from foreign entities.
sabrinadiesatdawn
Or be a pedophile
RandomFlotsam
They don't keep giving cognitive tests to regular people. They are just waiting for one day when you fuck up enough to let J.D. invoke the 25th Amendment.
SirButcher
He messed up multiple times. Trump always lies. The more capital letters he uses, the bigger the lie.
sadurdaynight
They're trying to game it where JD can have some of Trump's presidency while still being qualified to run for 2 terms of his own I think. Meanwhile, Congress thinks as long as they have impeachement power they can keep the monster under control. But, the monster is classifying everything as "terrorism". So, he's just one march of ICE of National Guard on the Capitol away from arresting all of Congress as "terrorists" and declaring himself king.
LanceSackless
Best case scenario for jd is to come to power after a lost midterm, remove the tariffs and some other super unpopular stuff, and just sit around not doing anything so he looks good for the next election. Scary
TheSpindrifter
Civil War II starts that day, and the only hope we have is generals taking some of the good weapons for "our side".
shalafi71
Vance ain't gonna fly. 10-seconds after he takes the oath, MAGA blames him for everything Trump did. The cult will implode.
LanceSackless
Depends. As far as it seems, jd hasnt really done any of the massive corruption and lawbreaking his peers in the admin and gop in general have. He could take over from trump, throw people in prison by suddenly caring about real crimes, and be the only viable option
SirButcher
The corruption and law-breaking aren't coming from Trump. He is a schoolyard bully, I am 100% sure he has absolutely no idea how to write a law - hell, most of the time he has no idea what he even signs, he just loves signing things.
Vance is just as much of a puppet, but without the cult behind him, and the laws Trump signs are widely unpopular, only the Trump-Cult and the massive media propaganda can hold the whole thing above the water. If one of the columns goes into the casket...
seehemewe
Why do that? Can they control JD? My guess is people like Miller need him alive and in the WH. Keep doing tests to see what the meds are going. Keep his heart beating and awake & walking around for at least 2-3 hours a day. If he can appear on camera to show he is alive, all his handlers can make all the decisions they want.
LanceSackless
Jd is theil’s boy. Hes gonna do theils bidding one way or another
Badprenup
JD is more aligned with Miller and the other Trump handlers than Trump is.
seehemewe
I don't disagree, but I don't think JD has the cult followers that Trump does. Keeping Trump in the WH means whatever the WH does is going to be automatically approved by 30-50m American voters. You can put asbestos in drinking water and if you can say Trump thinks its good for America, MAGA will support the action. If JD does same thing, many might take a few seconds to think on their own.
ps238principal
This is like boasting you've had your fifth colonoscopy this year.
They wouldn't have been doing that if they didn't suspect something was really wrong with you.
rubypilgrim
It's a little late to get started on that concern. That should have barred him from running in 2016.
Xalten2
The first test that he bragged about was after the mysterious visit to Walter Reed.
lonosham
I personally wouldn’t mind him taking X-ray after X-ray after X-Ray until they eventually find that tumor
keystotheairlock
Dude, it's like having your tenth colonoscopy and claiming that your grammar usage was still: impeccable.
DatDarthCaedus
Well he also said yesterday that the recent bruising it because he's been gobbling up three times the recommended preventative dose of aspirin every day for 25 years because "They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don't want thick blood pouring through my heart", despite his doctors repeatedly telling him to move to a smaller dose.
Maybe they're just worried his blood is so thin at this point that a papercut would do him in?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c701z7g0ppro
Mithi
I would argue that ANY medical procedure on him is a colonoscopy, cause they are looking at ass.
thedill2000
Don't insult my ass and colonoscopies!
Freeasabird2015
TheSpindrifter
"Anal wart research"
CaptainYesterday
I'd sya he is more of a stool sample.