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Honestly though, annoys the hell out of me when that happens.
Feb 22, 2017 12:12 PM
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Honestly though, annoys the hell out of me when that happens.
ThePickleCat
If this happens to you stare into a bright light for a couple seconds and hopefully it will help you sneeze.
SandPerson
Last night I saw a film...
iNeedToSneeze
OHHHHH I'M RELEVANT!!!!!
HakoonaMatata
Still counts
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Hello Meadow!
SuperSaiyanKal
Op wears a kleenex at all times, It's a necessity.
ThtDAmbWhiteGuy
roeloel
i have an issue,when i feel the sneeze coming and someone says bless you beforehand,the sneeze stops.. my family always says bless you (1/2)
roeloel
(2/2) after my first sneeze and when they see the second sneeze coming, i get angry at them but they don't believe me.
WilltheAdequate
Conversely, to stop a sneeze, press your tongue against your front teeth.
robhin227
My alarm clock goes off and I jizz in my pants
scampbellucf
We're going to need a clean up on aisle three.
Combatmatt
One more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Cayowin
We know who's the boss now
PresidentialRoboHobo
So on an average day you chop of your testicles and die?
JimFromAccounting
Don't lie OP. You jizzed in your pants
Moonhoof
I SNEEZE IN MAH PANTS
itchygowch
Lock eyes. From across the room.
KaJuN
Last week I sawr a film. As I recall it was a horror film.
OhTobiasYouBlowhard
I like you
FishSausages
A cool breeze blows by and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
MyUsbDriveBurnsWhenIP
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th sense... I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
souch
Open up the window, caught a cool breeze and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
Pineappleincident
When I eat a grape...
PandraPierva
Come on seriously
kingflurpynurps
Anybody else look into a light when they need to sneeze?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
No, I sneeze.
aleister94
Yeah I never knew about that until my aunt told me
helagos
If I have a sneeze that just won't happen, I do that. Explained: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-does-bright-light-cau/
Rekkora
I'm the opposite. I always sneeze transition from inside going into sunlight. Every time.
MisterDildy
How is that the opposite?
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
When you see someone is just about to sneeze, scare them by shouting "DONTSNEEZE!" to cancel the sneeze. They get mad as hell.
Mackrelmint
You're a monster.
drixrmv3
My wife does this but instead just says "bless you" right before I sneeze. She thinks it helps and doesn't understand when I get pissed.
ILikeUsernamesMakingFunOfNoMoreUsernamesBeingAvailable
TypsyDanger
MRW when I JIZZ. IN MY PANTS.
neonwave711
MRW I sneeze JIZZ, In my pants
amazingdisgrace
Just ate a grape
dan144
my reaction when when...
BigAZNMan
Last week I saw a film
TimberWilly
As I recall it was a horror film
Thirdy
that girl is cute though.
PresidentialRoboHobo
Pretty sure she's Meadow Soprano
Thirdy
idk
TimberWilly
Stellar show. Still wicked pissed at the ending.
Flubna
YOU DOOOOO IT! ITS MY DICK IN A BOX! EEEEVERY SINGLE HOLIDAY A DICK IN A BOOOOX
junk4u
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover!
Matskuniku
This is the tale of the captain Jack Sparrow!
SkuIIpoopI
I just had seeeeeex
baumbastical
I'm on a boat!
GatsbyMN
Like a boss
ReverseTrapTsukasa
What is Love