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Nov 15, 2020 9:19 AM
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LoudAngryJerk
I've thought about it. I'd lose a foot -a leg even before I'd lose a hand. Losing my hand would probably be it for me.
MaliciousGrim05
Luke for all of them except #2, that one is option 3, none of the above, because I'm an only child.
JackieTreehornProductions
Jaime, Luke, Luke, Jaime.
PeteThePerv
"nephew"
sandwiched
On a scale of Luke Skywalker to Jamie Lannister how badly did you die while trying to save your sister's life?
keithhdz10
Who is Skywalker’s nephew?
Caffynated
The dorky Darth Vader wannabe.
BannedForSFW05
andy2012v
Yes.
TrixNStix
No, please dont stop posting - made this yrs ago but lulz xD
Hurraachneedochnicht
Nephew?
DeviatedPrevert
9gag tho
TwoBitGreaser
Back in the day they were both moisture farmers.
BrutusMotor
Nephew 50%
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Except his nephew was his son.
Tubularballs
On a scale of Luke Skywalker to Jamie Lannister how well would you deal with having a stone building collapse on you?
13andido
What episode of SW? My friend asks
DoomRandom
If I had to guess, hes talking about the scene when ben tried to kill him after being confronted
roxanne888
Am I wrong or did they both learn to adapt and replace their hands?
Church14
Both got a prosthetic hand and then proceeded to win a sword fight against someone else.
Drfilip
Their mindsets changed. Luke started long term plans. Jaime had a personality accommodation where he stopped seeing himself as best swordman
bripi
They are different characters in different galaxies; why does no one get that?
LenneSamunai
My right hand? np. im left :)
ElTee86
On a scale of Jamie Lannister to Luke skywalker how much do you love your sister.
jimella
Except technically Goffery was Jamie's son
truespartangaming
Both.
WristDeepInaBook
that's why i called him 'uncle daddy'
IMemeWhatISaid
SpareWare
And technically Ben was Luke's son! The signs are all there!
ShaZam1269
Allegedly
TurdBurglar3000
Wtf is a "Goffery"?
jimella
Fair cop
JHEverdene
Like a Nunnery, but where Goffs live...
jayforpay
Like a Gif
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Eleshar24
I prefer a "sew"
InappropriateGifGuy
Uncle daddy!
Popnitro
Well I will.... But I don't want to...
Jotun615
yes is believe that is the correct term as stated by the Alabama Trailer Parks And Meth Labs Trade Guild.
llortamai
"Nephson, what are you doing? "
JackOfAllTirades
raujes
I have a new Star Wars theory!
tbomber
Technically,its Joffrey.
whatintheactual
thelongandwaggingtail
BigFatBobbie
MarkySpaceMagnet
No "technically" about it
whatintheactual
Except for the fact that being Jamie’s son doesn’t exclude him from also being Jaime’s nephew, which is what he was implying
jimella
Not a he and I wasn't implying shit. You just assumed I thought they were mutually exclusive. Which I don't. They can be both. Ass.
whatintheactual
No one cares you’re a chick, you absolutely were implying it or else you wouldn’t say anything, and holy lord you need to calm down, pumpkin
jimella
Damn dude is it hard being the only one who knows everyone's intentions? Must be fucking exhausting. No wonder you're so grumpy.
claudex
We don't know the story behind the birth of Ben...
danlundy
On a scale of LS to JL how well do you deal with being financially set for life but with no other significant acting projects ever again?
kaitco1984
You don’t think Lannister dude will work again? Did I miss something about him?
danlundy
I haven't heard of any movies with him in them. I mean, Mark Hamill has worked a little bit outside of SW, but nothing to speak of.
Counterfit
Are you kidding? He's done lots of stuff outside Star Wars
danlundy
imdb shows him doing a lot of voice work, not much on screen?
FievelsBrotherFourvel
On a scale of Luke Skywalker to Jaime Lannister how well do you deal with being in a franchise that was great at first but turned to shit
NecroticWords
That's not fair, both ends of the spectrum are shit. Can't I get like, Han Solo to Indiana Jones?
bolobass
They're the same picture
Exdeath5000
Burn
fudruckers
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
SW went from cool to nostalgia fare to meh. GOT went from absolute bonkers cultural powerhouse to "who?"
ZeitgeistWurst
Too soon, man. Too soon.
jetflight
Ooof.
PhDinWhy
Tyrannotron
I know RotJ isn't as good as ESB, but I would hardly call it shit. And there wasn't any Star Wars after that, so idk what you mean.
mindolluin
Now you're getting nasty
heytheretaylor
zerozugzeit
Precisely.
GravityOtter
sc363
Rogue one was decent
metalrulercid
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
DiarmuidRyan
JeddestMA
Ah yes..Jaime Lannister, royal guard of Puerto Rico.
dannnen1
This one has the same answer
sparkletempt
Ozrkil
Here we go...
unicorninmypants
Daaaaaaamn!!! So much truth!
NurgleErik
TBF Star Wars was never that great. Rewatching the movies today, as a grown up is not that awesome as I remember.
Blazingpantloads
This is fair. The story was simple and aimed at kids but what GL was able to do with the resources he had was groundbreaking and still holds
Blazingpantloads
Up decently. If it were released today it would not have near the amount of acclaim.
phobos535
On a scale of Luke Skywalker to Jaime Lannister, how well would you deal with your whoke character arc being butchered in the last hour?
CavalliVodkaLover
Mate, if TLJ Luke was woke that commie Mark Hamill would have loved it ???
RoundThreeFIGHT
I think it was supposed to say whole, not woke
OtterAvalanche
I still don't understand what he's trying to say. Mark is a commie? What?
CavalliVodkaLover
Mark Hamill is a die hard socialist. Kinda funny that the prequel/right wing fans took him as their mascot
dontrike
In the case of Star Wars the prequels ruined it a bit, 7 brought it up, 8 had some decent ideas (if executed poorly), and 9 fucked it
Selerox
I think you have 8 and 9 round the wrong way. 9 was bad because it had to somehow try and deal with the MONUMENTAL failure that was 8.
dontrike
8 though brought different ideas and thoughts about Star Wars back. Rey's parents being nothing was more of a "anyone can use the force"
dontrike
rather than being related to the only characters we've ever met. Burning the books as a way to looking towards the future. The only people
dontrike
upset at 8 were massive fanboys. 9 though had no new ideas and catered to the whining, that and it showed Disney had no actual plan
CavalliVodkaLover
Prequel fans saying that the sequels killed Star Wars are the definition of hypocrisy. You enjoyed that BF2, Jedi FO, Mando, RO and CWS7 tho
phobos535
Rogue One is very old school. The new BF2 is bullshit. Cant say much about the rest. But it doesnt change that the new movies suck
CavalliVodkaLover
old school ?? let this fandom die please. You’re making GOT fans look sane
DocBenny
I enjoyed FO, Mando, RO, and CWS. The sequels were dogshit. Almost like they were made by different people, and being set in a certain 1/
DocBenny
universe has no bearing on whether a piece of media is good or not. Kinda like in the older Expanded Universe you could find good stories 2/
DocBenny
as much as you could find big piles of utter bullshit. I honestly don't understand what point you were trying to make.
CavalliVodkaLover
My point is, of all the things disney has done, fans have loved or liked all of it except ep.8 and 9. Hyperbolic hate is anmoying