When you've been waiting all day for the delivery dude.

Jul 21, 2022 5:52 PM

Krashtestdummy

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He handled it well, but from what I've heard from delivery people, it wasn't worth the risk.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love dogs but the owner is an asshole. You should never leave your dog just tied up. My rule is if my dog is outside tied up I am outside

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I like that guy. Very aware that some dogs aren't stranger friendly, but he won't hold it against them. She still pretty.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

All bark no bite

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No bark no bite. But wags.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Text just there from his boss: 'Hi Joe. You're either getting bitten, or you're getting fired. But this is gonna happen."

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I once saw a dog come running at me then noticed the chain and thought ok I’m good. Until I realized the chain wasn’t attached to anything

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm glad Eric got to pet the doggy

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then Amazon fired him for taking too long on his delivery.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this guy. Taking time to be nice to the doggie.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love how he introduces himself. :)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope Amazon does not penalize Eric.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m a delivery driver and this is exactly how I deal with dogs too. No sense in trying to run.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is a dick move by the owner.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Stressful for both the driver and the dog.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

why is the dog chained to the front porch?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

So the porch won't run away.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck that, I love dogs more than myself,but that package is getting left on the pavement. Keep your dog inside if you're expecting a package

3 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Wait, I just realized I'm expecting a package. Let me see if it's there. (nope, darn it)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially if your dog does not telegraph friendship. Some do. Some do not, even if they're friendly. Be respectful to delivery people.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They weren’t expecting it. I saw the dog on the porch and ordered a new toy. I had no idea it would go viral.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Are you the delivery guy or am I drastically misunderstanding rofl

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hope that song has water

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a decent and wise human right there.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What an adorable potato!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Real dog guy; you can tell he loves all pups!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

people who have dogs on their porch "for protection' and then order stuff online are inconsiderate and lack self-awareness

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Very good

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you put your pup out front, if you know there is a delivery coming? Most protocols say, back away and report. Retired Can Post LC.

3 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

So many american's keep their dogs tied up out front, in australia its just not a thing. The only thing i've noticed is more americans 1/

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

tend to not have (especially fenced) back yards so their keep their dogs in the front. It seems VERY strange to me.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But my little puppy is such a sweetheart. (their "little puppy")

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Perfect.... I think that one bit me once... "No delivery only Zuul"!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once had a customer leave his little shit chihuahua in their Tundra... It was on the armrest at face level growling at me. I never wanted>

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to break the neck of something that bad. Owner said: He's territorial! Fuck off, he's badly trained and shouldn't be there.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's on a lead.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 20

I know, but it's still blocking the area where delivery is done. If he approached the dog & got bit, he would not get workers comp insurance

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I agree, though on the other hand they may have issues w/ porch pirates

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Agreed, but that's not the delivery persons' issue to solve. Personal safety comes first.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

For sure

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then Amazon fires him, into the sun. It was part of his contract. They are testing a new package delivery system

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not safe for the pup to be out there like that, he could chase a squirrel or cat into the street. Maybe that dog is smarter than mine.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are tied up, still not safe form someone just taking them

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't believe I didn't notice the leash until you told me. Still not sure what he is tied to.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sacked from Amazon for taking too long to drop a parcel, Bezos probably asks them to kill the dog on the way past

3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 5

oh just stop it plz

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 39

Don't worry. He peed in a bottle to make up for lost time.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why? They're right.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

theres no way this guy got fired over this

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I doubt Bezos asked to kill the dog too; it was sarcasm about how an horrible company Amazon is.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Drivers are allowed like 6 seconds per delivery to door, on average. He's gonna need to chuck some packages at doors to make up the time.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

no clue where you got that number, thats not even long enough to get in/out of the vehicle

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Which doesn't mean that's not Amazon's policy

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was going to turn out to be a statue and then it moved and I thought motion tracking dogbot for sure, and then it got up and 1/

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

/ then I thought, maybe I should have something to eat, I feel faint

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a statue as well.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. It appeared to be one. But then later, it turned out not to be. I have eaten an egg now. Still very, very hungry.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who was attacked by 4 Pitbulls last year - I love this. Good puppy training right there.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'd hate to play poker with that dog.

3 years ago | Likes 1676 Dislikes 0

Not me, he has a tail

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paint me a picture

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, is only old age. You look angry AF but just in too much pain to move!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't you fucking lie to me

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Okay, I would love to lose at poker with her.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Proud of you

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna lick your hand or tear your throat out - call or pass

3 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

Nah what that dog did was check on pocket aces. Beautiful

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...said Yoda, breaking character during a night of drinking and whoring.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... I'm willing to take that risk

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dogs ate his face. Dewey knows more about it than I do.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And doc, I swear the doggo was grinning, not growling.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Speaking from experience, they mostly just chew the shit out of the cards.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Cats are generally better to play with. Though they will lie to you.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The guy actually knew what to do with an unknown dog. Good on him, not a lot of people do and tend to panic, upsetting the dog accidentally.

3 years ago | Likes 582 Dislikes 11

Or get this, train your dog and don't let them be in places where they could get upset and attack people.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

USPS says if there's a dog between you and the delivery point, even if you know the dog, even if the owner is there, walk away.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sucks for the driver though. Hard to meet your delivery metrics when you have to spend an extra 45 seconds on a delivery cause dog.

3 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Should relax the metrics then.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Sure, and noone in the US should tip the waitress because the ~$2/hour pay is bullshit...but until that happens...

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Big catch 22, I hate to say it but tipping would not change unless people stopped tipping first. They use our morality against us.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could also say that the aggressive looking dog upsets the deliver drivers, so if you want your package delivered, maybe put them in the back

3 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 4

This.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yep, I have an incredibly friendly pup that can sound/look very scary. If I have a package coming, he stays out back or inside.

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Same, even when I just play with my dog he sounds like he's out for murder

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm very confused by the US custom to leave dogs on the front porch anyway.. That's what backyards are for

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It's more of a southern thing with hot yards and big covered front porches. The people used to be out there all hours of daylight before AC.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don’t trust people with my dogs, anyways. Too many shitty people out there that will mess with the dog, then get upset when it reacts.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

It’s probably a good idea but if the delivery driver thought twice about it maybe a porch pirate will just skip to the next house

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

JFC THIS SO HARD

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish people did that. Still good that this guy knows how to handle them just in case.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My wife gets the same comments about me.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When i worked for UPS i got chased off a porch by a peacock once. Swear to god, id thought it was a statue

3 years ago | Likes 963 Dislikes 0

That’s fucking hilarious lol.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I saw one on a porch all bloomed out and decided against delivering. The regular never saw him all puffed out and always wanted to.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those fuckers. I worked in a recreational park back in the 90s, where they had metal sculptures and real ones. The real ones sat ... 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2/2 ... quietly and motionless until some poor sucker (aka me) came along. Then they jumped up and screamed as loud as possible.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

???

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

this story legit made me laugh like this

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Worked for fedex, had a driver chased off by an Emu and another a Donkey. Most of the times it was guns though....

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Emmanuel chose violence that day

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Always did. Had a sign outside that said something to the effect "beware bird is asshole" driver didnt get it then, he does now.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Delivering pizzas back in the day I got chased off by a swan…

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was this in Paramus? We had a peacock in town that regularly escaped from the zoo

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Arcadia, Ca. has many that roam the city. Their home base is the LA County Arboretum. You’ll be fined if you kill one with your car.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only with your car? (gives his cricket bat a few swings)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was in south carolina, it was just a farm that had some exotic animals like emus and stuff

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fellow Carolinian, I grew up thinking peacocks were native cause I just saw them in the wild. People buy them from farms and abandon them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NBC's viral ads are getting ridiculous.

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

wish I could upvote this a 100 times

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most Underrated comment of the day

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I used to have two neighborhood peacocks. Beautiful and assholes

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Peacocks are all assholes.

3 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 1

Pussies don't like peacocks, because pussies get fucked by peacocks. But peacocks also fuck assholes who just want to shit on everything.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Can confirm, one tried to conquer China because he blamed everyone else for his decision to genocide Pandas.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

APAB

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Explains my dad's tattoo

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id be chronically mad if my name was peacock too

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Better than Peahen

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drunk at the ATM one night and one snuck up and pecked me in the ass.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy gets it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thry are, theyre like geese but more fun to look at, damn sexy angry geese

3 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

My friends farm had a few peacocks that would display to anything that moved. Always spooked the horses.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha. I bet those horses had no idea what was going on. Thats amazing

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hmm peacocks and horses. Sounds vaguely familiar. Like body parts and horses. Hmmm... No nothing. Go on about your day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expertly done, sir. Look for the tail wag, ears forward, and gradual approach.

3 years ago | Likes 1313 Dislikes 1

What if I have problems wagging my tail

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah I was pretty concerned about the outcome here till the tail started and the dude kept nice and calm.

3 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

She had some stress swallows as ge was setting down the package. I would have bailed at that point.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And putting the hand lower instead of trying to pet the head. Always scritch the chin first after it smells you and allows you to proceed

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Before too. Watching and reading body language, slow movement, calm friendly tone

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's a dude who's been around a lot of dogs

3 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

that's a dude that's probably been chased and probably bitten by a lot of dogs.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He's a delivery guy, not a dog trainer. He shouldn't have to deal with this.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's got a dog at home.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pup could smell him already where he stood and some dogs may take your hand out as a threat. Also, wagging tails are not always positive.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was with him until he lifted his leg exposing his very biteable groin area. Ballsy

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, letting doggo smell your hand before attempting a pet.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are some dogs that wag their tails and look “friendly” before an unprovoked attack. If it’s a big dog, with a powerful bite, on its

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Own turf it is better to just steer clear.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

especially since tail wagging ISN'T a universal sign of friendliness. sometimes it's just excitement, as they're getting ready to bite.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

look for a lot more signs of friendliness than just a wagging tail. if that dog is wagging so hard its entire back end is swaying, proobably

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ok though..

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta get good with strange dogs on other peoples property, been trapped in a yard with a husky and that was a test of all my dog knowledge

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Please elaborate

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

@WhyDontYouMakeMe

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do we make them

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And presents the back of the hand at her face level. Well done indeed.

3 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 2

AFTER wait for them to approach. Good job. dont do that unless they show the friendly behavior. they can smell you just fine from afar.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't even give hands right away. Hip and side is my start

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I try to hold out my glasses or a scarf, something that has my scent on it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you explain? Like approaching the dog with your side, instead of head on ? Serious question.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dogs will sort of come at each other in an arc. Yeah, I stand sideways and let them decide how much sniffing to do

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea. Keeping your side to the dog is less threatening. So he approaches the porch, while keeping his side facing the dog.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Makes sense. Thank you

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I usually do it the way the guy in the video does it while also bending my knees. Is it preferable to do the side thing instead?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never bend toward a dog until they've clearly approved of me. bending also puts you off balance in case they lunge

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not toward it but just bending down to be closer to their height. And I agree with you, i wouldn't do it unless i felt the dog was cool.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0