peggysue
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A couple of big, meaty cocks.
4 year old boy talks to his sister about periods, girls in his high school go to him for pads
ThatDancerChick
Can we just talk about the fact someone was asking in the soccer section what a g spot was?
imlaughin
As someone who walks up steps in sets of 3 I don't have to prove myself ever.
pixelsnader
It costs less effort to run up the stairs than to walk up 1 step at a time. I'm actively lazy.
Miniaturemac
I walk up the stairs two at a time because I have long legs, so...
Iwantedtodownvotefartharder
Does anyone else freak out when they see these posts to try and find the most clever thing to say cause you know its going to the front page
TheAntiVaxer
My anaconda thinks like that guy's anaconda
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
I walk up two steps at a time because my legs are long and it's honestly uncomfortable to do one step I feel like I'm walking 1inch/10 mins.
Newsdee
that little brother is going places
Baninja
Shit I actually forgot how finding nemo ends
juliam20
Dragon bros part deux: http://imgur.com/sPuMicz
moistflob
BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO TAKE ONE STEP AT A TIME
TheUltimatePunMaster
Falloutboyonboy: we have no need to prove anything, it is simply more comfortable to do so. As a tall person, it is pretty annoying to (1/2)
TheUltimatePunMaster
Take such tiny steps when walking up stairs one at a time. And it is more satisfying to walk up stairs two at a time.
Rc58
Nooo Ellen Page we didn't mean it noooo!
snoofit
Satan appreciates these posts very much
cakebacon
I got a teddy bear that had a satin nose, so I wandered around telling everyone his name was Satan. My mother was mildly concerned.
pokarose
I would rather ask a teacher for a pad than a male high school student....
MarisaTomei
1) how does the guy know the girl is on her period without making it public? 2) how does the girl go about asking this guy for a pad?
wompwompwomp
Overheard conversation? He's a friend? Maybe they know from word of mouth and they'd rather ask a peer than approach an authority figure?
OhFuckOff
Damn, so I found one of these in usersub. What a time to be alive.
raidleadergutts
I've always found these in the usersub. I don't see why people make a big deal of finding anything in here.
MOTHERFUCKINGODIN
I actually hardly ever find these on the Front Page anymore. While they're still popular I usually find these in U-Sub.
MerrySnmgfiehp
That dog has the same number of Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio...
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
*Leonardoge DiCapriwow
WhoareyouWhoamI
117 you say? Then wheres Master Chief then?
wutnold124
i dont get this one
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
Seriously? Ok. She voiced Dory
fyndir
The length of my legs, tiny person. The length of my legs...
hannes3120
I'd rather take 5 "hard" steps instead of 10 "fast"
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The less than efficient height of the steps. One by one is like my shoe laces are tied together and two reminds me of a japanese game show.
larperdoodle
Also, if going down stairs, I will fall if I take 1 step at a time
fyndir
Alternate answer: That I can. I've spent a moderately significant amount of my life in various medical circumstances that prevented it.
J1KTheGamer
i like walking two steps at a time on stairs....
wompwompwomp
I have long legs and possibly in a hurry, plus I feel mighty.
purpleseadragons
I want to carry around a bag of dick pasta now so that if someone is being an arse I can throw a bag of dicks at them and run away
n0bodyofimportance
Joke's on you, free pasta is awesome.
purpleseadragons
This is a valid point you make, but I'm willing to sacrifice for the joke
n0bodyofimportance
Cool. *clears throat* You're a goosebum! Silly silly goosebum! Now where's my pasta?
purpleseadragons
:-) In your pantry where you left it
n0bodyofimportance
*crowd goes mild*
BreoganHackett
sometimes I run up the stairs in my school leaning forward with my arms like a dinosaur and I imagine being a raptor.
slinkiisu
I'm significantly below average height. I climb stairs on all fours like I'm a cat.
BansheeBot1
Mfw I spot a new Peggy Sue post
TheLastBattlestar
"Do she got da booty? SHE DOOOOOOOOooooo"
peggysue
:D
BansheeBot1
Your tumblr gold entertains me something fiercely, thank you
peggysue
it's my pleasure :)
thatclimbingguy
you know, if you made these posts twice the length you could probably bind me forever to the screen.
peggysue
noted
whatsername42
At this point the upvote is automatic. Then I read the post and laugh my ass off.
LolFuckInsertHere
Read it in his voice. Totes worth it.
TwinMonkeys
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Smayds
*in his shout. You read it in his shout.
FlippantBagel
This. This is so accurate.
UDBV
I don't need to prove anything, it's just a faster way up the steps.
MopingMechanism
Faster and easier!
aspiringgoodenoughist
uh... I need to prove that I did *not* leave my house too late to arrive on time.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Tripping and falling saves you more time. You trip and fall upwards when you want to prove something.
lulwot
I'm not trying to prove anything either, two is just closer to my natural step size than 1.... I take 3 when I'm trying to prove something
MundaneFacts
I take 3 if I'm sprinting.6 is trying to prove something.
aldegard
i'm tall too much to feel comfortable not to take two...it feels unpleasant to take just one. Please accept me! Actually, I love parkour
CarlosBandana
I hate it when it's an odd number of steps and the last one really fucks up your rhythm.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
JUMP THE THIRD (and attempt not to die)
imgursCEO
i literally cant do 2 steps at a time, i think its just cause i have no rhythm, i get confused and just end up falling down the stairs
longlivecats
final step=3. Go big or go home.
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
The stairs at my school have 13 steps each, and sometimes I think it's just one of the most aggravating things in my life.
MundaneFacts
Good staircases have 12 steps so you can take them 1 at a time or 2 or 3,4,6,12 at a time with no remainder.
vitorsly
4 or 6 steps at a time but not 5? What if I want to take 5 steps at a time? As such it should have 60 steps. Or 420 [blaze it] for 7 steps.
Korpseio
2...4...6...8...10...12...13--WHOAFUCK!
TheGuywithTehHat
HUZZAH! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!
throcktarr
If I'm to embarrassed to ask a teacher no way Ima get it from a boy I would like make the sex with.
LolFuckInsertHere
"make the sex with" - I'm using this and you can't stop me.
rmb61
That was ten years ago, so if this is recent, he would be 14.
theirrisponsiblecaptain
I found Starfire's account.
AssholeBandit
That was my reaction as well. If a girl asked me if I had pads, I'd be weirded out
axelfive
Well, if you would like to make the sex with him, the sharing of the need for the padding of vaginals should not be an issue, yes?
Lierofox
Make the sex with? Is it possible that you need to use the sleep?
dougiefresha
I was on the dance team when I was in high school, the girls would jokingly ask me if I had tampons...so I started to carry them around
SpennyT
dance team
hiphopbookshop
A buddy of mine opened up a girl's bookbag and tampons came out and he looked like he saw a ghost and it was the most awkward thing ever
hiphopbookshop
We were in middle school and I guess he thought he was flirting but I don't even know
MnemonicMonkeys
That's when you scream "TAMPON FIGHT!" and start throwing them at each other
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Thesmithlord
"No Ragrats" - RelationshipGeorgeKILLEDinedpendentGeorge
cheesymac
20 and I still don't like to. I'll wait in a longer line or do self checkout instead of having a guy ring me up for tampons.
Flyndaran
Try being a guy and needing pads due to rectal surgery. Wait, nope, still didn't give a fuck. :)
IAlsoWantToBeFunny
Ouuuu look at you, big shot being able to talk about having a period in public.
juanthetrainboy
I dont know what your comment was but it had to be bad to get -78 downvotes
eggmuffin
How old were you? Were you held back a few years? We're talking about kids here. Kids who can't see the word "butt" without a giggle fit.
LemonStarbursts
Hehehe- butt -HAHAHAHAHAHH
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Whenever we drive to my gf's parents house, we drive past a road called "Butts Rd" and I giggle every time. I'm 23
Syng42
There's a street here called Sweet Bottom Rd and I crack a smile every time I see it. I'm 30.
StillChasingFireflies
Teehee, you said butt!!!
tengreenbottles
In the UK we start high school at 12, by which age many girls haven't even started having periods.
Flyndaran
12 is the median age for onset of menarche. So half haven't yet.
buttermyarse
11 :)
Begotten
i'm significantly above average in height and walking up/down each step literally feels like taking baby steps to me. let me live my life.
rickyrayrector
lol
UpsetFace
I'm not tall, some might say average. I climb stairs 2 at a time, with the only exception being steep stairs, or small ones, or soreness.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
as a person who is 198cm, i sometimes take 3 at a time. i have noting to prove, just somewhere to be.
EchoOfSnac
I sometimes fall into using my hands and my feet because I have trouble keeping my balance while running up the stairs.
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
I'm only 5' 2 1/2" and it still feels like ridiculously small steps to get somewhere. I almost always take steps two at a time at speed.
Myusernameisfinallyrelevantagain
im only 6 foot and i take like 3-4 steps each time
Maboroshi1994
6'2 and right with you. unless the stairs are particularly long/deep it may be more comfortable.
xxMycroftxx
Well said.
Camyl
I'm 5"1 and I do it because its a habit. Thats it.
Begotten
mfw i get a reply to a year old post
ChipMercury
Hear hear!
investfuga
You know the struggle
CarlosPerfectHair
I'm 5'5 and I take two steps at a time because you can't tell me what I can't do!
IHateTheLetterF
When I have to prove something, I go up stairs two stories at a time.
Iamahugefanofcamembert
which sucks if you are trying to reach an odd-numbered floor :/
lifeisirrelevant
I just fucking hate stairs. If they were people, I'd be a murderer by now.
KAZ25Y
truef
MrPowerMetaller
6'2.5'' here. I've seen so many people give me the dirtiest look whenever I walk up the stairs. You have my upvote.
absolutezero182
I have disproportionately long legs and i feel this way as well. Also nice to go up the stairs faster
Moogin
Same
LiTMac
I'm average height and using each step feels like baby steps to me.
ThatOrangeGuy
You're setting standards that make us short people feel inadequit.
sideslick
As someone 6'8", this is exactly what I was going to post. Pretty much to the letter.
AceOfShovels
Agreed. Not all stairs have the same rise either
Ishdakitty
I'm long legged, two steps at a time is just more comfortable. When I'm not pregnant, anyway. These days I need a god damn ramp.
DrJim
Samesies
CthuluFlaps
i just like to leap to the next step. in the back of my head im like "will i reach it??!!!...yea i got it"
renakunisaki
It feels faster and it's more exercise.
vanella
Also, why go up 50 steps when you can just go up 25.... :)
Iamahugefanofcamembert
OK I think it has been established that EVERYONE two-steps
Begotten
i have no idea how this got 1600 points and 11ty replies lol
FuzzBall87
I am below average in height and walking up/down each step literally feels like taking baby steps to me. let me live my life.
exurbcowboy
I'm 6'1" (America fuck yeah!) and I do it to get away from the bitches behind me complainin' bout my stair walkin'.
unresponsivenipples
I'm a teacher and I'm always in a hurry, and there are 3 flights of stairs. Ain't nobody got time for that.
coppergod
Psh! More than one step at a time? How undignified!
shoesarentproof
Size 10 feet, the whole foot generally doesn't fit on most steps unless I walk like a crab.
seamdog141
i was about to say that lol. 6'4 is a great height for even 3 steps at a time
TheNameIsHarryDresdenWizardConjureByItAtYourOwnRisk
5'11" and it feels like I'm shuffling uphill if I take one at a time most of the time.
rebmcr
Wait, do the shortys actually care about this?
Amanthatfollowshell
I feel you bro
ME24saken
#nohomo
jonajm
Its over all just faster
OldWiseWizard
Same. I feel like I'm gonna trip if I do one at a time.
TrogDoor
PREACH.
vanella
Also, why go up 50 steps when you can just go up 25.... :)
professionalinsomniac
5ft 3" and I do it for speed and bum toning!
batlrar
6'2" and same! I also have friends who have narrow stairs that I have to walk sideways on because my feet don't completely fit otherwise!
TheBasementNerd
I need to prove I can take the steps two at a time also it is fun and I often take them three at a time to challenge myself
SerenityMichealFriskie
I'm short and i still feel the same way. One step is tedious ha
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Same :)
likethekeyonthekeyboard
I don't know if this is normal for people my height (5'3'') and doing 2 at a time is too tall for me.
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
I'm a 1/2" shorter but i find taking one at a time feels wierd, i've got into a habit of taking two at a time at speed. Momentum = easier
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
Why 2 steps at a time? Because. That's why!
IDOMATH
I feel the same thing, but I'm definitely not above average in height
LetsSeeHowThisGoes
The struggle is real. I'm more likely to trip by taking every step, especially those stairs with super short steps.
NonExistingName
im not even above average, im regular and i feel much more comfortable walking up 2 stairs at a time than 1!
Tronva
I know, it's useful for being in a hurry because you only need to walk on half the steps needed.
Felfurion
I get bored if I'm not taking 2 steps at a time on the way up or running down the stairs. This is one of my defining features. This is me.
catscatsyeahcats
I have absurdly long legs (my inseam is 37"). Two steps is just more comfortable.
StreetfighterXD
I always jump down every flight of stairs, no matter the height. My ankles are mostly metal now
Iamahugefanofcamembert
feel you bro. my knees get unreal lateral strain placed on them as I land sideways ready to spring down the next flight
LoadUpCeleryManPlease
I do this sometimes just to get away from people i dont like faster
LadyTotesMcGoats
I'm tall enough that taking steps 1 by 1 is to weird and short feeling but 2 by 2 is just a tad to hard...but faster soooo 2 by 2
RPhoenix37
I just like running up the steps sometimes.
danzafan37
I'm 5'9 and feel like this. I always take 2 at a time so doing one at a time actually tires me out more
PirateFighter
Same exact situation over here. +1
wbaxter
I'm short and I feel steps are universally too small, can't imagine what it must be like for taller folks. Take as many steps as you like
AntiGravity33
I fucking hate stairs. They take for-fucking-ever so I haul ass up them. :)
WhimsicalCalamari
I just can't take steps slow. I have to doublestep going up and sprint down or else I'm just holding back.
lildeidei
I trot down stairs and stagger up them. Life is hard.
Supanini
Living life on expert mode I see
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I run up them and jump down. As long as I can, I will.
AndrejZlatkov
exactly
FernAndLoathing
I'm 4ft7 one step is hard enough. It's not fair and people all ways leave me behind. ONE STEP AT TIME PLEASE PEOPLE
R0da
JUMP
Mick1985
Quiet shorty
GrandMagusRubick
I do it because it takes half the energy.
rabidworm
being well over 6 feet this is my life
GreaterDog
Now going DOWN two steps at a time... I love to live dangerously
Begotten
thats my fetish
GreaterDog
Huhuhu going down, i get it you funny rascal
EarendilTheBlessed
I'm 6'4 it's faster and easier get off our back short people and grow for once geez.
singallday
Not to mention some people are THAT inpatient. For example: me.
Nimbles
I'm a bit below average and have short stubby legs. I still prefer walking up two steps than one, one is just a small step. :/
bluecheesefries
I somehow knew top comment would be about the stairs one.
Begotten
that makes one of us. mfw i come back and have 10+ replies and no idea what i said earlier...
wbaxter
I'm short and I feel steps are universally too small, can't imagine what it must be like for taller folks. Take as many steps as you like
COLONELOBVlOUS
I run up the steps 2 at a time, at work, because when I reach the top, I am less gassed, than if I walk one at a time.
Chixiepixie
I'm tiny and it makes me feel like I'm growing...
iCANdoTHEwave
ah...a comment about the last picture.
DemonDarakna
I'm absurdly short and I just want to be on higher ground faster.
TotallyNotATimeLord
Three steps is the ultimate challenge
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
6' tall man here, two steps is far more natural to me #FuckTheHaters
R0da
Right smack dab in the average american woman height and I feel u. So much less work to bound up those steps.
Justjustin2300
I do it to keep in motion going one step at a time feels to stop and start
Olluranthel
Amen brother.
JPBStory
The worst is those long steps where 2 is too far but 1 is too short *shudder*
Ohthankyou
One of my worst pet peeves!
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
I just like to get that extra glute burn in when I can...
QueOndaGuey
Yes!
thegreatmilkman
finally someone else understands!
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
for me, walking up each step is more tiring than 2-stepping it
bustyblonde
how tall? i must know
Begotten
i must know how busty u are first lol
bustyblonde
yes
Iamahugefanofcamembert
+1
hannes3120
I take two steps at a time because it's less stressfull for my legs (comparable to high vs low gear with a bicycle)
hannes3120
I'd rather do 5 "hard" steps instead of 10 "fast"
Gaverus
same here, and yes when I walk up steps only from the front 1/4 of my foot ever hits the ground no point in planting my heel, not to mention
Gaverus
that feeling when your entire foot doesn't fit on the step,& your heel hangs over the edge, never quite sure if today is the day you may die
Summersky
Well that took a wild turn o___o;
Answer42
A completely accurate turn.
Gaverus
Every day is an adventure
bladesoffurry
I think the worst is the hitting your head part when you forget. I do that a lot.
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
At 6'5" it's even worse when the steps aren't deep. My heels always hang off and I feel like I'm going to fall over backwards. It's scary.
EnderXVI
Lets not forget the ones that are barely a step up, but deep enough you end up power striding up the short deep stairs.
TheSaucyCrumpet
I'm 6'4" and have tiny (UK size 9) feet. I have to be careful going out in strong winds.
notkwistoph
I know exactly how you feel
RedroverRedrover
You put your heel down? Does everyone else do that? I just stay on my toes.
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
I need a firm foundation
KoopaKommander
As a fellow 6'5" fellow, I concur.
LoadedPotatoSkins
short as hell
sweetnaivety
i..i never put my heels down on the stairs even if they're long enough for my whole foot.. unless they're so long i have to take a regular -
sweetnaivety
- step or two foreward to reach the next stairstep. But I walk on my toes so I go up stairs on my toes, too.
nightaccio129
Ditto
sweetnaivety
I can tell because the bottom of my shoes is worn smooth at the front but not the back
sgtcoffman
you get me bro. As a 6'2" man with size 14 feet. it sucks. Plus snowboards are hard as shit to shop for. toes scraping snow make tumbly pain
Lionskull
it's even scarier going down those steps at higher speeds... feel like im just gonna stumble and fall.
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
Ever start to stumble and think "So this is how it ends..."? Worst feeling ever. Just happened to me yesterday.
CitizenRekt
At an orchestra performance once, we were going down narrow stairs. My heels HOOKED onto the step and I nearly fell, instrument and all down
samthegiant
At 7'1", I feel this.
IfYouAintFirstUrLast
You can avoid this by placing your feet sideways on the stairs
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
That's usually how I manage, but I just end up looking like a really lanky Zoidberg going for a scuttle.
OogaOogaMooshka
Or Gene Kelly doing Dancin in the Rain.
thiscaddyshacklovesgophers
Hard mode: shallow stairs wearing cowboy boots
HipHp
Jesus... Try heels
DjangoFettish
I have, they're fabulous. But they do push me over 7' tall
Sinus23
I'm only 171cm and I take two steps at a time because walking up or down stairs isn't something I like to last forever.
uwsewing
I got shit to do I don't have time for your stairs
MilwaukeeRugger
What's that in American?
zutalors
5'6"
Chingchongasianguy
I'm 173cm and I like to dance up and down the stairs cuz WHY NOT.
Vokrent
204 cm, 3 at a time
thebetterJFK
SAME. Good lord I don't want to waste time walking on stairs, or anything for that matter
jumpingspiderkittens
My people! *gushy tear eyes*
MordinSolustheScienceVolus
... I'm 151cm and I run up steps cuz they're SO BIG
DirtyA
I'm like 182.8 cm, I take it two at a time... I'm not tall steps are just really small.
CAPITALLETTERSAREMYFAVORITE
I am only 189cm and not taking two stairs at once is impossible.
umbrellamaker
Thank you! Someone else gets it
Badscrapps
I feel we should bond over being the same height and enjoying taking steps 2 at a time!
wrincewind
I do it too, and am five foot seven [3cm taller, roughly]!
ThisUsernameIsNotAUsername
How tall is this in American?
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Do people actually measure themselves in centimeters?
Sinus23
Yes and that 1 cm made all the difference :P But on a serious note it was done while I was in school during a physical.
Sinus23
And I'm pretty sure that I've not become taller since :|
asciicat
I'm 1.93308441×10^-16 light years tall
RandomImgurian
Preach
revcleo
I am a little bit taller, and I feel the same way.
aguacatedeldiablo
I wish I was a little bit taller
Answer42
I do two steps up for the same reason, but only one step down at a time because I would miss the step and die otherwise.
Sinus23
Yeah I need to focus more when going downstairs while taking two steps at a time. Going up I don't even notice I'm doing it.
UpsetFace
I do the tap dance single step stairs when going down.
Answer42
That's the way to go. That's pretty much what I do as well.
TheSteenalizer
I'm from the US how tall is this
ApplesAndBees
over 9000
JoinTheLiving
About 5',6"
killerkungfuwolfbitch
First, id like to know if you want to ride the bone train.
TheSteenalizer
Why are you doing this bit?! We're going to die!
suiseiseki
Like two Peter Dinklages.
Badscrapps
If people started measuring thinks in Peter dinklages the world would be beautiful!
CountVorkosigan
.95 Killa commies.
o0m9
Real talk: 5'6"
ChangedMyName
Oh their short
Zaranthan
Standing on the shoulders of MIDGETS!
CaptainPicardtheMutant
14 bananas.
garathselbow
Thanks. I swear non-america jas weird measurements
garathselbow
Thanks. I swear non-america jas weird measurements
Bacala
8'11''
MundaneFacts
This checks out
ElioNope
Dude, I'm 165cm and will stride 2 steps every time. 1 at a time means I'm stuck behind someone.
Iamahugefanofcamembert
you know me!
theNextStep
I'm 165cm, I took some steps two at time, slipped, and now I can't walk.
InnocentValley
I don't know what's with me but I take 2 steps with my right leg and 1 with my left. It feels completely normal too.
odraencoded
I just walk two steps slower if I'm stuck behind someone.
quantumpacket
Yep same here
trenityv
I had to math because I'm American and we do things in inches but I'm 157 cm and I take the steps two at a time because I'm impatient.
ElioNope
Holy necromancy.
trenityv
???
Kinderschlager
this! so much this, hurry the fuck up people, i have places to be (maybe not things to do, but places to be at least)
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
I58 and same.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Sweet, I'm 178cm, and I stride 2 at a time, or jump 3 at a time. I don't like being behind people.
Iamahugefanofcamembert
dat jump 3 doe
StarkTangent
Bro I'm like 5"8' (Some fucking amount of cm) and I go 3 cause I got places to be, shit to do, and bitches to fuck
LizardJesus
Oh yeah?? Well I'm and go because I've got !
mighteee
I'm 76" tall. I just looked that up and holy shit I'm 194cm tall. That sounds way cooler than 'six foot four'.
RocketTheTrashPanda
I'm 6'8 and i just use 2 metres!