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Fact dump part 2! https://imgur.com/gallery/DYyx5 part 2
BraxtonFullerton
#36 I don't think FDR did much "walking in" on anybody.
Photogeneric
Fuck you Mike Nichols!
Darjanator
Jesus fuck, aren't these proofread before being published?
Rodeodoc
Renouncing your US citizenship doesn't do shit to save you taxes.
Romale
it can if he renounced it, filed his final return and then sold his stock.
Eanikran
So about that unreleased nude scene...
jimmythehat1
Another reason to really hate that movie.
MasterofNoneSon
I should visit Costa Rica
cityguy1170
How the fuck does one read that sunglasses glasses one?!?!?!?! Proofread motherfuckers! Use it!!!!!
mywifeisfamous
I know, I tried to read it to my wife and she was looking at me like I was retarded.
HoomanMale
Now I kinda want to nuke the moon.
ermahgerdberks
And that's why you should always sleep with your windows closed.
acertainjenesaisquoi
I feel the need. The need for citations.
barbarianbryan
Classic 'Randy.
therocksfannypack
This gif will always make me laugh
NoPatrickAttackHelicopterIsNotAnInstrument
The one about baby tortoises in the galapagos islands makes me happy
IChangeMySettings
"I left a pizza boy and came back a pizza man." Yes. Yes you did.
TimTamFlimFlam
$25??? Fuck you that guy deserves $1000
degenerator
I read that and thought that maybe pizza boy lost his virginity to the old man.
tipdub
lol great quote
NotWittyEnough
So where can I find the deleted scenes to this movie?!
insertsupercoolusernamehere
TIL Mike Nichols is a cunt...
kriskodisko
You can be DRAFTED into Antarctic expeditions?
ElBivo
Posts like this lead me to believe my teacher friends when they tell me how stupid the kids they teach are.
CornwindEvil
The Forrest Gump example should teach you one lesson: ask for a cut of the GROSS, not the NET profit. Also, bring a lawyer.
Balthazar89
is muricans that poor?
MasterofNoneSon
Rush Limbaugh is a piece of human waste.
OverpricedCrayon
I second this fact.
Empurpled
Agreed
cameron274
I don't understand the Sesame Street one. What does being imaginary vs. real have to do with sexual abuse?
ACatNamedVirtute
The others wouldn't believe him about snuffy being real and they were afraid kids would think their parents wouldn't believe them either.
dangerkitty
Also, BB would get blamed for Snuffy doing something despite his protests. So there's that aspect too.
dangerkitty
I guess they were afraid they'd teach kids that people (particularly adults) might not believe them when they were being serious.
dangerkitty
It was a running gag that only Big Bird saw Snuffy and everyone else would playfully tease him about his imaginary friend.
dispatcher
Randy u lucky Guinea pig
Leralith
Well, he has his name for a reason...
circlebreaker
TheFoxyVixen
Thank you Ronald Reagan and fuck you Ikea.
dvsjr
Thank you? Cmon.
TheFoxyVixen
Listen here fucko, 80s cartoons were great.
mtimothy
Sure, but really it wasn't for the children's benefit. It was for capitalism. It was to get parents to buy a bunch of toys.
benjmonster
yes, for laissez faire. precisely the economy america was built around.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Bwua-hahahaaa!! Fuckin'A, they were great!
PolaroidPuffin
By taking his own life, Robin Williams may have saved thousands of others.
The701
#13: Wow, really? (I guess [citation needed] may apply to all of these.)
MasterDefenestrator
Savings Account likely =/= money market, IRAs, etc for the sake of that statement.
ActuallyLucifer
Even if the numbers aren't completely accurate, this is true.
barnwolf
People under 20 account for 26.9% of the population. I'm guessing that's a bit part of it.
The701
Hmm, yeah that could contribute. I don't remember when I first pushed past $1k in savings.
kosmoosi
[citation needed] I have found that while lot of Kickass"facts" aren't strictly untrue, they are presented in a dishonest way.
lollytolly
Or sourced from Wikipedia which is just as bad.
321Guesswho
Much like those crazy state laws. Although not untrue they tend to be on a broader range instead of one crazy instance.
Kubiera
I can tell you that the first one is true. (Literally just Google it)
kosmoosi
Sure, I just said that many of these were intellectually dishonest at best, but wasn't saying that they all were.
GrimGravy
Franklin D. Roosevelt WALKED in on Winston Churchill? Suuuure
IGotCareless
FDR could kinda hobble about when he wanted, using leg supports and his lying hips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvKDwBMEycw
barnwolf
The bugged Chinese Presidential transport thing seems legit.
barnwolf
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1382116/China-finds-spy-bugs-in-Jiangs-Boeing-jet.html
barnwolf
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/15/us/spy-suspect-may-have-told-chinese-of-bugs-us-says.html
CompressedInfo
It's intellectual dishonesty... the presentation of things that are true to advance an idea you know to be false, or at least less true
kosmoosi
Yup. Didn't fit in the allotted 140 characters and wasn't bothered enough to make a multicommented point.
Kigerone
I appreciate site that you took time to comment on a comment past your comment.
keyserv
At the very least they're entertaining as stories.
kosmoosi
Sure. In ancient Rome people respected a man who could tell a good story, whether it was true or not - that was irrelevant.
ThoughtfulTortuga
Much like Modern American Politics.
tarataqa
#im14andthisisdeep
ThoughtfulTortuga
It's true. Sanders, Clinton and Trump all know how to spin a narrative.
Banquo
I never got the stereotype about chicken and watermelon,.. As a kid I was always like, uh yeah black people like them because DELICIOUS!
GeneralCaptainCrunch
I'm a black adult and I still don't get it.. though I don't like watermelon
Banquo
I'm a white guy and I do love mayo though :)
GeneralCaptainCrunch
Mayonaise is fucking amazing though, it's like the best condiment to put on burgers/sandwiches.
Banquo
So if we get everyone to put mayo on a fried chicken sandwich people will get along?!
GeneralCaptainCrunch
Probably not. Nice try though.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I first heard about the brown M&M Van Halen thing on Game Grumps...
SeriouslyWhatKindOfNameIsTopanga
HEY I'M GRUMP
OverpricedCrayon
I heard about it on This American Life which was before Game Grumps. I'm cooler than you are.
officialmisunderstanding
i'm confused. what's wrong with brown m&m's?
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
The way GG's Danny described it, because their shows require a high amount of equipment, and set up in a very specific way. For one show>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
they required that the stage be able to handle a high amount of weight. Mid Show the stage basically collapsed. Costing them, and the venue>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
loads of money to repair, and loads of pissed off fans. So the brown M&M's is actually a really clever tactic used, its seemingly a tiny>
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
thing.But if they can see "they forgot the M&M's. They probably didn't read the rest of our specifications for the setup".It saves them time
srm12722
80 cigarettes a day...?
GoochoLibre
And for someone with such a prized voice, no less.
degenerator
Four decks a day. In those days, pretty cheap. How much booze did she guzzle at age 16, though...
jannebrauns
80 cigarettes times 5 minutes per cigarette is 400 minutes. Which is around 6 houres and 42 minutes of smoking a day. Oh hell no
L0rdAv0n
5 minutes? Those are rookie numbers
GRMurph
Depends how much coke you're doing.
Sijil
Try 2-4 minutes per cigarette for the average smoker, especially chain smokers.
AlienPossibilities
There was a time when it was advertised that a brand of cigarettes could be used as a form of weight loss/diet.
Stuebydoo
Gotta stunt that growth
PrincessWasabi
I think lose weight
Stuebydoo
Smoking makes you thin?!
centani
Well yea, but in a bad way..
JavaApparition
Makes you shit. Along with Coffee I bet she was flowing.
PrincessWasabi
http://slism.com/diet/the-truth-behind-weight-loss-and-smoking.html short answer yes, but it weakens you