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Am I the only one?
Jun 30, 2016 4:04 AM
HumptyDumptyTrumpty
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CoomebackKidd
Dicked......them......down.
Rikkster
He didn't fuck them he loved them. Showed them a good time that thru us actually enjoy.
MotherfuckingRollyPolyChubbyCheekedShitMachine
He's nephew to Ilyn Paine, I don't know if I really want to know
MetalDucky
We all do, but seriously, where the Hell is Gendry!!!
WontWorkNameIsTaken
upvotesforirrelevantreasons
I'm with You
DankS0uls
He ate the pussy like a retard on bath salts
JHEverdene
Anal.
confuzzledtuna
What happened?
ZombiejonG
He gave them the old Razzle Dazzle
Brosius
Holy fuck. What a man.
Malcowich
Well, if you don't know what to with three prostitutes, the shame is on you. Shame, shame, shame
repsac
Would have loved to seen more of him this season. At least he isn't dead. Yet...
0xFADE
Perhaps he was a proper gentleman.
frightiningcow
Didn't the head mistress set it up so that varic would be curious. So when he came to ask about it she could sell him little finger secrets
evanglasses
DoctorSnakebeast
He's got a three pronged wang. It's like an n64 controller.
stevethenigga
In the episode with the blackfish when pod and bronn meet, bronn says that pod has a huge cock.
thestorkasaurus
*magic cock
Warjammy
iLynux
What the fuck is this.
itoldyouiwashere
the sex
noewan
This knowledge could very well save some people's marriages.
GLinX
Ask kaschei
Giftless
informationaccount
I hope Daenerys takes him as her dude on the side.
FChapeau
That's a trade secret of Ser Pod the Rod.
ButtMunchersUnite
I think he just has a huge cock
Panzer89
Tyrion or Bronn asked the prostitutes if that was the case and the answer was "Not particularly".
FreshWater13
that's fucking boring if you don't know what you're doing with it
RandomMonkeyBiz
If some female on imgur can give us a heads up on what he did that be nice. 1
lychgate
half half whole http://imgur.com/mTgaNzk
ZimKat
A considerate lover who is willing to please is a powerful aphrodisiac.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Someone talking about me again?
brushybrushy
Sure! Pod cooked them a nice dinner, asked how their day was, reacted appropriately, then took them to bed for sweet lovings with cuddles.
Mulon
I think that defeats the point of paying them, even though he didn't have to.
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Sounds disgusting.
DontLoseYourWay
Sounds gay
busydad
http://imgur.com/LQFkWbr
HunterSgath
Reaction = perfect
1010001010101
Depends. Do they have hitachis in kings landing?
Syng420
For a start, he probably didn't call them females.
Conv
see this is that out-the-box thinking we need
Syng420
You men should bring this up at your next meeting.
MmmChuntPls
Haha yes!
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OutrageousHemmorhoid
He was a considerate lover... I love that it's a running GoT joke. Poddy is s sex god!
ImgurCivilWar
Maybe they pegged him
Panzer89
Bronn or Tyrion asked one of them if he was hung and the response was "Not particularly." So I'm guessing it was the second thing.
Syng420
Or not because they also said it was "hard to describe" when they could have said "he licked our cunts.".
Panzer89
Personally, I think they were just messing with Bronn and Tyrion.
Syng420
I'm going to say this again, but slowly. They. Did. Not. Accept. Payment.
MrBananaBeak
Orrrr the prostitutes just told Tyrion that to fuck with him.
Syng420
They didn't accept payment. It had nothing to do with messing with Tyrion.
serban1703
Maybe all three
lostt
I'm down for that
mynameisnotalice
Probably all three.
DuckHuntPro
Gave them the Tripod...
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
Clever girl.
franzzegerman
Tripod on his knife?
insegrevious
The pain of the tripod. Makes it hard to walk the next day.
uslydog
we need leaders like u in this world
RarryBronson
I thought Tyrion was the tripod
busydad
I see what you did there
CommentDiver
stainlessteelmohawk
Beware the phallus LOL
torpedotor
Bravo.
deveton
*bravos
Varro55
We know already he has a magic cock!
jooobe
Probably massive like a elephant penis
DrunkBarbaraWalters
I really want them to show his cock next season, and have it be naturally massive. Like the actor himself has a magic cock
CitizenDickbag
But it was explicitly noted that his dick wasn't huge, that wasn't the reason he was able to please them so much.
DrunkBarbaraWalters
I JUST WANT TO SEE MORE DICK!
CitizenDickbag
I can get behind that.
WaxyNips
http://i.makeagif.com/media/8-04-2015/Up_rHE.gif
TeddyBearLord
Then say you're a nymphomaniac female looking for photos of men's genitals. Then fuck all of the men who sent you pictures that please you.
DrunkBarbaraWalters
kahlzun
Equal genital representation!
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
So, do you want some dick in your inbox, or...?
DrunkBarbaraWalters
Always and forever.
FreudIndianNipSlip
Am I the only one wondering wtf happened to Gendry??
CKOD
He's going to sneak in and after everyone is weak fighting for the iron throne and kill whoever is left and claim it for himself.
fukyoselfie
They found him
TheGlow
Hanging out with Young Griff.
AtomicBuddha
He rowed and rowed until he landed in Pentos.
Drewscifer
Dany will find him in her ships
doctopussy
I think it was left open ended just in case they want to bring him back in but not for sure. If he was dead there wouldn't be an option.
Ewido
Yeah you are literally the only person in the whole fucking world that is wondering this.
sumowoman
I had to google this guy and turns out I thought Podrick and Gendry were the same person. I really need to start taking this shit seriously.
notacop94
What do you think this is, amateur hour?!
sumowoman
I honestly thought it was just a tv-series but this shit is gonna lose you in a second if you don't keep up with it!
GoodOlZR
Gendry comes back, gets legitimized, becomes king. Calling it now.
SarahsAlbums
Podrick and Gendry looked the same to me so I thought they where the same character for a while lol christ...
Amisleadingliarwholies
Ditto. I even lost a bet about it I was so sure
smudgymc
He's still rowing
Draevan13
Rowed all the way to Sothoryos and, through a series of contrivances, became their King.
Dsharppe
Confirmed.
pois1
That'll be the post credit gag after the last season. Just Gendry, rowing throughout the entire credits.
Whatismypurpose
Asking for... a friend... Refresher on Gendry?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Blacksmith who turned out to be a bastard of King Robert, spawned in whorehouse. Met aria on the way to join nights watch. hunted.
Whatismypurpose
Oh shit that's right! OMG yeah he did kinda just drop off didn't he... Ty for the info +1
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vegemitelover
Well it wasn't even Gendry Ser Davos helped escape.
Pencillin
Yeah, didn't he reappear at the Inn at the Crossroads before Brienne and Stoneheart meet?
Rawcal
He'll unite with sam somehow in next season and makes some valyrian steel for killing walkers
IrateCanadien
I dunno. If R+L=J stays a secret, I think he might be prime contender for heir. Dany will be looking to marry someone to secure alliance.
ItsMattyNotDaddy
Whoa that actually is possible. I like this theory +1
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Need dragon glass, not valerian steel.
FreudIndianNipSlip
Effing casual! :)
TrevHead
PorqueNoLosDos.gif
TheSnailTrail
Valyrian steel works aswell -> John's sword for example
ISayFuckAllTheTime
No shit. Just googled to confirm. I completely forgot about that scene/passage. Good looking out.
trizzles
I read walkers as wankers
iLynux
Whitewankers.
Malkiot
Same thing.
FishingForConversation
First time I've heard this, i like it but you can't just make valyrian steel
Rawcal
That's why sam is in the library, to stumble upon some ancient scripture that describes the process.
FishingForConversation
I mean, I'm open to the idea. Maybe with the increased magic potency of the world with live dragons. Obsidian works too