Readergirl321
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Sep 25, 2019 3:42 AM
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UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
#8 Yeah, I just want a Moxie.
lasermonkey18
Elnauriel
#43 Sounds legit. I'm pretty sure I passed through mischief while I transitioned. =)
Poteightos
As a kid I was repulsed and confused by the golden girls. Now I'm old and have a confusing level of understanding and respect.
Shrike99
Dude didn't give any contact information. How am I supposed to message him?
patrickmrizer
Oh my god, I hope you don’t actually live in North Dakota. I’m in Wyoming, and this place is close to shit.
amber93kmah679
#31 FUCK YEAH. Love it
ReykStilbrook
“Fuckofficorn”?? Are you fucking kidding me? It’s clearly meant to be “fuckyounicorn”... this has made me so angry
jakeinthehood
Fuck off
Davincimode
as well it should...
Melimelmelmel
Jennnanigans
Clappity clappity they made you happity.
Readergirl321
???
AgamemnonsMemes
Dr Pepper tastes like cough syrup and not the good kind either
jesserffl
History will forget you.
smirkinghighgardenwhore
TheSilverFuller
It used to be my beverage of choice, but when they changed the recipe it really help me quit soda. Who the heck thought this was good?
WolvenOps
The last one should be labeled with WebMD.
Readergirl321
Very true ?
Notme68
So I'm 50. I sleep about 6 hrs a day - in a 4hrvthen a 2 he period. That bed at 9 is BS. You sleep less a you age.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
Notme68
It was close. 4hr then 2 hr periods. I hate when you try to correct something and auto-correct/ predictive text changes it back.
funforabitbutnowthatsdone
Readergirl321
It means that all the money was spent at Christmas so there isn't enough for a cake now.
jimwormmaster
In January, due to Christmas shopping, people don't have jack to spend on presents.
funforabitbutnowthatsdone
TY Got it.
NurseNotSoJoy
You don't get anything for your birthday, and people tend to forget it in the aftermath of the holidays.
Readergirl321
Yeah having a birthday 9 days after Christmas kinda sucks
Asmor
#7 Oh, honey.
Readergirl321
I'm currently in my last semester of grad school...
Asmor
Sometimes I wake up and think how badly I can't wait for this semester to be over and then remember I have a job and it's never over.
Readergirl321
Oof
uponstrangeshores
d0llface
Dr Pepper was created in Waco, Texas. Dublin Dr Pepper is also a popular version with cane sugar from Dublin, Texas
darksniperknight
Is it a cola or a root beer?
jiggypuffbutt
I don't know what to do with this information, but thank you
ThePolishedTurd
Come on down to Texas and take a tour of out dr.pepper museums. Theres other stuff too but we got dr.pepper
MKB94
#6 I really feel is very true
GBspiral
My cat is a sweet handsome boy and the light of my life. Despite being an inky black (silky soft) boi
showmeallyourkitties
Same, I’ve had cats my whole life and they can be such sweet pets, you just have to approach them differently than dogs
GBspiral
I love both, slightly more of a dog person tbh but a cat fits my life style better. And he is just as happy to see me as any dog is :3
LakrisalLover
My SO's cat VOLUNTARILY jumped onto and curled up on my lap this weekend! She's a 10 yo rescue, he's had her for a year.
GBspiral
She sounds perfect
ItSaysNoHomers
That ice cube looks like Texas
NotTinyPancakes
I thought it was fish
ThePolishedTurd
Coca cola might have better advertising but dr.pepper is the superior drink
Kwinion
No fuckin’ way. First off I’m no authority on soda, but if I’m going to drink thick dark sugar water, it’s going to be coke
Kwinion
Then again I’m literally the only person I know who doesn’t like Dr Pepper, so you might be right
TheGhostOfOzymandias
Dr. Pepper is bottled in Waco ?
necroticon
Or Dublin if you're into that real shit.
ThatsAHorsePutItBack
Dublin got shut down because they were selling products outside of their contracts. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco.
necroticon
Oh no, really? Damn. As an Australian, Dr Pepper is a rare treat for me anyway. Always loved the Dublin one for the real sugar taste. Shame.
EpitomeofMediocre
Real sugar Dr. Pepper is still sold, it's just not made in Dublin anymore.