Y’all wanna see some stuff I saved a few years ago? I heard this is how to get it off my phone. Round 22!

Jan 23, 2026 10:18 PM

enragedplatypi

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Only 40 this time because Imgur won’t let me post 50 for some reason.

#34 Oh, lord! My stomach hurts from laughing. That is top tier parenting there

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#10 No British person has ever said 'fairy floss '. It's candy floss.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 okay

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clair Obscur taught me about barb a papa

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#14 ngl I love this so much

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#10 the dutch call it sugar spider.
Gotta love language lol

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#20 Heck yeah that bear has a nice place. Good for him .

2 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

#23 Well, I can't imagine you'll manage to do worse than things already are now at least.

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#7 They changed the audio on this. This is awful. It was the football game in Italian, and it was adorable.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21

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#31 furries are stronger than all of us, it's a given

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

got more money the most of us to

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#10 barbapapa ❤️

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#20 I love the paw that stops the door from closing again.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Definitely not the bears first rodeo

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#23 As long as they aren't a conservative.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#31 im pretty sure that's Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse in that fursuit

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 I love it when fresh organic dinner just climbs right into my fucking car. Because make no mistake, that mother fucker is fixing to be dinner on my table tonight

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#3 I'll always remember watching a toddler roll across a gym, rotating his head like a figure skater to maintain maximum contact time between his tongue and the floor.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna steal this #26 little doofus for the collection. Really nice mixed dump! Has a little bit of everything.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#2 videos that end too soon

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#6 Why would you leave the GPS voice on

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#10 Wikipedia claims that "fairy floss" is actually an Australian thing (can confirm) and the limeys instead call it "candy floss"

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Americans just hate the fact that we have differentiated the various types of "candy" into actual words.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better, but still incorrect.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

#28 WHY ARE THE ffS IN LOWER CASE

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They should be censored. To hell with Bu**alo. Same style as Bri*sh and Fr*nch

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 I mean, atrocious form, but it does technically light the car on fire.

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#3 AI or modern dance... it's getting harder to tell

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's QWOP

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact this is Violent J from Insane clown posse. He got the suit to bond with his daughter because she's a furry.

2 months ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 0

The internet ruined me. I for real thought Furries were purely a sex thing!! My 10yo told me her friend was a furry one day and I’m thinking “what an IDIOT that’s not what furries are, how do I explain this?!” Turns out, ‘tis I whomst ‘twas the idiot.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Juggalos, even if there are bad people in every group, generally seem to just chill. "Aw cool, you found people who like the same stuff you do! Let me show hang out with you, the clown makeup stays on tho." Also I have to hand it to aging juggalos worried about their health, faygo has the largest selection of diet soda in every store I've ever been in.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Came down to ask if it was supposed to look like a juggalo

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good on him for being a good dad.

2 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Juggalos seem weird as fuck, but you never really hear bad shit about them as a group.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless you're the feds who declared them a violent gang.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s really sweet, but he missed the perfect opportunity to be the insane clown possum

2 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I know there are scalies, there must logically be fish furries as well, right? So Insane Clownfish Posse is also on the list of missed opportunities.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Was btw

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 "Barbe à papa", which is.. yeah, literally just daddy's beard in French.

There are a lot of weird terms in most languages.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the joys of being an older language I guess (Yes, I know modern French isn't that old, but it was taken from a lot of old languages). English just stole a bunch of stuff from others and said "fuck the literal meaning, this is our word now".

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 Do you know why cats and dogs do this? In the wild, peeing or pooping left you at your most vulnerable, aside from sleeping. They're making sure you can do so safely and not be attacked 🥹 When I learned this, I vowed to never let my dog pee alone again. Its a pack mentality thing. https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/why-does-my-dog-follow-me-into-the-bathroom/

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That reminds me of Project Hail Mary.... for those who have read the book, you know what I mean. And for those who are waiting for the movie, I hope this will make sense in March!!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well now I gotta go read the book. Never heard of it, and I love both a good book and god friends who watch your back :)

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, the book is great, but also, check out the trailer, this movie is gonna be sick!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYsnngkS_U

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I asked if my husband had heard of it and he about choked with excitement as he said not only do we have it on audible but they're MAKING A MOVIE and then used his powers of autistic focus to infodump for like an hour about it. The PowerPoint slides how included the trailer 😅 i shouldn't joke, but we're both autistic.. we just have very very different special interests. He takes space very.. very seriously.

I'm quite excited about both!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#40 "don't try this at home unless you know what you're doing" Ididn't even need to watch the video. I saw the way she set everything up and knew beat for beat the exact fuckups that would be made and in what order.

That "I don't know what I'm doing" at the end was a nice confirmation though!

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"I’ll just put this fire over here, with the rest of the fire." I had the sound off, but I was reaching for an extinguisher as soon as she dipped the bill...

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Alternatively, she knew EXACTLY what she was doing, and made the best rubbing alcohol fire safety video of all time.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really want to know what she was trying to do

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Demonstrate that you can use alcohol to burn stuff without burning stuff. You gotta be really careful about it though, because once the fire burns through the alcohol it'll start burning the stuff the alcohol was on.

For example, splash alcohol on your hand, you can light your hand on fire and have it burn for a good few seconds before your actual hand starts burning. Absolutely do not try this at home unless you really know what the fuck you're doing though

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