Today's my cakeday. Thanks for taking all my free time

Sep 23, 2014 12:12 AM

Here's a puppy. And it was either burritos or women. I chose women.

Thank you for being born an integer number of years ago so you could be here today to post this.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I like Germany.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My penis voted for me. +1

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dont know how i feel about the saying "relax. Its just sex" in front of restraints

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Burritos WOULD be nice though.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh insecurity, thank's for coming back.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Rose Leslie, god dayum

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Girls are nice. I like girls.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck I love redheads.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kissed by fire!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have Eva Green twice. I'll allow it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Sep 23, 2014 11:41 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Back at you.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you need me I'll be in my bunk...forever.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That LIGHTS gif gets me everytime.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should've picked burritos.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How bout' this. When my real birthday comes up, I'll order a crap ton of burritos and hand 'em out to folks. Then show it on here.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recognized two fases and a butt! Not proud of that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too drunk to care

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somebody just turned 14?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

That was a number of years ago. But thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Burritos would have gotten you more points.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of these are saved to my favorites already.. For science of course.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

first one is Schweinsteigers Girlfried (which fucked Mario Gomez)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eva Green...I need you!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you explain me how all these beautiful ladies "ruined you"?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't. All the Hitler jokes and stuff did. I forgot to add that. I'm a moron... sorry.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now this is a post I can get behind

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 17

And it front of.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now thats a behind I can get behind.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how come you didnt add both?!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't have sexy pictures of burritos?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

:(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

sorry...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*sigh*... one day.... one day

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2