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My new baby boy 5lbs 10 ounces
**Update
https://imgur.com/gallery/xei3F
Nov 25, 2017 11:10 PM
Weedisus
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My new baby boy 5lbs 10 ounces
**Update
https://imgur.com/gallery/xei3F
CleverHeather
I love him! Congrats y'all!
MadDucks
Congrats, OP! you will now know the true meaning of two things: Love at first sight, and sleep deprivation.
DannikPLS
Congratulations, OP!
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Day 1 of life...made it to FP!
TheWickerBoy
Congratz, a best regard to your next bed imgurian
amyvolume
Who downvotes a baby?! I wish i had more upvotes to give!! Congrats!!
OldMadDad
Your life is over, it is all about that one now and forever (well at least the next 24 years.)
Weedisus
This is my second. Life been over for a lil while.
BinocularsAreFuckinAwesome
Awww hes a teeny tiny cutie. Congrats!
FreeRangeMenses
flylikeabeagle
Whatta cutie
IThurtswhenIP6
Ok, who are you? This isn't Facebook
Brant04
Check his post history
BIGBOYRN
Nice job, enjoy you're last full night of sleep, it's so worth it.
crinklecutcheesywhatsit
How precious! Congrats, @OP!
SickOfThisCessPool
Your son's so gay that he came out of a vagina. (That joke only works if the baby wasn't delivered via C-section)
BroDameron
Ya gotta see the baby!
Jerojero
Nice Seinfeld reference!
tinyhighlife
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
iAmMurphy
Just breathtaking..
chewybrian
Finally a reference my old ass understands.
cryborg
“That was rough. Imma sleep now.” - the baby
MrsWhatsit
Congratulations on your new little dude! He’s adorable.
purgethefilthyheretics
Goddamn this site is so fucking hypocritical. Get those babies back to Facebook for fucks sake.
MrsWhatsit
gynonurseifixyourladybits
He's just beautiful, OP! Congrats, Dad!
DramaticInternetNonsense
Welcome baby dude !!!
Cantthinkofastupidusername
Congrats!!!! I just had my baby boy as well!
Cantthinkofastupidusername
Well, technically 4 months ago ????
Weedisus
Congrats!
SJohnson23
Best I can do is $2.50
Canofminus
That's what happens when you wash off the patina
DontstressyoucanChangeItAnyTime0
Lmao I was going to comment how much?
Brant04
First let me call in my buddy, he's a baby expert
CarbonShaft
I can do a pizza slice.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
1/4 portion.
TheGreatRadioControversy
60 portions
callingalljanmichaelvincents
Uzernaime
My daughter was $1.15
Monesab
Boys worth more or that what my Chinese roommate told me.
theonetheywouldcallStoopy
Starting him on the McD's already I see!
Weedisus
Hahah that was for Mommy! Needed some grease after birth!
seleneusagi
Congrats on your beautiful baby!
ShinobiWan1
Beautiful baby!!! Congratulations!!!!
jrgowe126
Dang I weighed twice as much, I was a fatty.
UvaroviteKing
Once the kid grows up, it'll be using drugs and sucking dick like the rest of the masses
Lauraborealis11
Jesus....
jadespider
did you just assume your child's preferred weights and measurement system? #imperialprivilage #protectmetrickids
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Flyndaran
Calories. No one says, "4.184 kilojoules". They say, "one Calorie".
Gyinagal
Protect me, trick kids.
kaion2raioh
Lmao, Imperial privilege!
arphaSleepWrecker
Other’s people baby are ugly. Please keep this for you because there will always be a bunch of hypocritic pieces of shit to Bring it to FP.
arphaSleepWrecker
Thank you.
Ilikeyogurt
That baby is cute though, congrats op!
doctorbees
As a lizard, human babies disgust me.
Hendlton
Do they give you the baby clothes or do you have to bring them?I assume you have to bring them,but I just realized I never thought about it.
Weedisus
They give you some, but we brought our own as well.
greeneggsandhaaaam
You bring your own to the hospital
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
So tiny. I almost had 2 of yours. Daughter was born in August at 9 pounds 8 ounces
cottontai1
Same! I too pushed out a 9 pound 8 ounce baby. First thought was "5 pds? Amatuer"
cottontai1
But in all seriousness congrats to op.
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
Hahaha I hope the next isn't as big. Cake walk.
Flyndaran
Birth weights that far out of the norm indicate a higher than average risk for circulatory problems later in life. :(
cryborg
I was a 9 lb turd. I will live longer than you, f***face!
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
I doubt it. Drs don't seem worried. She was also almost 2 weeks late so had more time to pack on those ounces
elizabethconworthylemon
What is little baby Weedisus named?
Weedisus
Declan
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
That’s on my list for our baby boy!
WallpaperProblems
A fine name.
NZSheeps
I thought we voted on Baby McBaby Face!
Opportunist
We DID! I'm going to report this to my MP!