Only in Canada

Aug 3, 2017 3:10 AM

FP Edit: you ask why confession bear? No idea, thought that myself when I was reposting it.

Can confirmation

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do this. It's the funniest when you're completely hidden.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why Confession Bear? Because OP is sorry to bother you with this post.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since watching dogma I always do this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to live in canada

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

downvote for idiocy

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

eh?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Fuckin A buddy!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone, somewhere, will sneeze when looking at this. God bless you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This also happens in Texas.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You lying sack of shit

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Found the American

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey retard check the edit. It's a repost, nice try being edgy though sport

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Canada is the happiest place on earth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FP Edit confession actually balances this out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And your confession is...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

standardshit is standardshit

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My friend, in America, said bless you to a stranger and got yelled at. 'you mind your own business nigga!' Our some dumb shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This happens to me a lot, Probably because my sneezes are like miniature concussive blasts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, welcome to Canada, eh!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Abilene, TX: "Shut the fuck up you piece of shit"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why the confession bear though?

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Because it's a repost.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

@Scyxurz read the fp edit >.>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP didn't say "thank you", afterwords. The heathen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He never apologized for sneezing, or for not thanking them in time. Silly American.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Canada is in America too

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The United States is in America.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me and my boyfriend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And? Did you say thank you or to want to be sorry?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong meme dude

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Canada!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We also apologize to inanimate objects when we bump into them

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think you understand how this meme works.

8 years ago | Likes 1429 Dislikes 2

Yeah but Imgur got him to the front page, so nothing matters.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fucking upvotes for all of you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The chocolate milk guy did.

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

IUnderstoodThatReference.gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice reference from two over.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Right now they're right next to each other. For me.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Went from what you expect to see from this meme, to what you actually see from this meme

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just saw a guy properly use this meme now OP ruined my hopes that people learned how to use dis

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, this is a repost from a year ago. So we might have learned to use it properly in that time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And repost statistics shows its a 5 star similarity...So he reposted an improper use. Why though, WHY?!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It got 15k last time

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uh we do that in the state too...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

states*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and no you dont. Eh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which state?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*States. All of them haha

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Teehee gotcha!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

throne of lies, man.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called Maners.

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 7

Maanurs

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Mariners

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Mainers

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Manners

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

man (adj.) manner, mannest

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Manures

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Manors.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Manoirs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mayonnaise

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Masochist

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

M'anners

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maynards

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Buttocks

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mooners.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well really it's called an outdated social tradition that doesn't really make sense. Do you peeps really still believe it's evil leaving?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marines

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it's not

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nininininininini

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just want to live in Canada for like a year and see what decent people look like

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well, I am 6' 2" boy with brown hair and brown eyes. I can also speak french because bilingualism and Serbian because my parents immigrated

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of kids here in Ontario speak three languages because of the same reason (English, French, third native language)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plenty of assholes in Canada...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Personally, I have strawberry blonde hair and brown eyes. Does that help?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Strawberry blonde isn't even remotely close to blonde mate. Its about as close to blonde as Trump is to not being a fucking Cunt

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I have no idea what to do with this comparison.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You and me both, man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ginger in denial.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll take it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from Canada. I do this.

8 years ago | Likes 534 Dislikes 7

We don't typically say "god" bless you tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I do this to my upstairs neighbours to politely let them know we have thin walls

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

happens In iowa too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sneeze by open windows?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am also from Canada and I do this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m from North Carolina and I too sneeze by open windows

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not from Canada and I do this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can be an honorary Canadian, then :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay!...I mean...sorry?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect response. Go get yourself some maple syrup and some poutine. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And milk...in plastic bags, apparentally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its common in the south. Southerns are polite to your face

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some are total dick-holes the moment they think you're out of earshot though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh hell yeah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you the sneezer or the sneezee?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do sneeze, but I often say bless you to random people that sneeze nearby, whether I know them or not.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bless you for doing that :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this in America

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

im pretty sure americans just pull guns on people who sneeze

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think they fire guns at people that sneeze. Probably a bad idea to startle people with a loaded gun in one hand a hamburger in the other.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an American I find that to be true (also I'm from the south) (also in 2018) (even worse now)

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