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Jan 22, 2016 5:07 AM
WhenBearsReign
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ExodusDei
For a moment I was confused because my phone is LG Spirit.
Kratoffel
"And as long as you do not wish to take, you will receive" sound like a quote from an epic book
58weasels
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/9/97/Dave-the-Barbarian-ds01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090629222018 moonslicer?
Grant0
Well thought out & worth the read. Thanks!
ArthurVengeanceX
10/10 would drink with Garg in a tavern.
derebus
Garg is my new hero.
cabradabra
I LOVE GARG. This reminds me of my half-orc barbarian, Gug, who thought he was a paladin. Gug do good.
GNiko
I'M not crying, YOU're crying!
ZZhillTopper
Does spell resistance apply to these feels?
thatawkwardlateguy
My Paladin is named Gmike, pronounced Mike, and he swings his Gsword. No joke. Lowest intelligence in the group
BaldProfessor
They call 'em Paladunce for a reason.
thatawkwardlateguy
He's an orc it all makes sense his gcharisma is like super high though for some reason.
JamesBaxterrr
expecting a line about ogres and onions, came away with just onions in front of my monitor
obligatoryguy
Nothing could save me from these feels.
Nykidemus
Your Will save is insufficient.
BunnyRose
This needs to be a children's book. I wanna know who the author is so I can do the illustrations!
Haldark
Wow. I'm going to absolutely steal this next time I DM/want to roll a really *off* character. That is 10/10 amazing.
Pattosaurus20xx
"I laughed so hard, I peed," said a guy
txmount
....screamed the stable boy.
NabuchodonosorKingofBabylon
This is what I like about DnD: you can create characters that are truly unique and not just a combination of race and classes feature.
cranialpleasure
Garg for President. He smashes because he cares.
ClockworkKoala
Holy shit, I'm soooo happy that I took the time to read this. :)
MiraParavane
So this is the milk of human kindness.
benfinklea
+1 Fallout 4 reference.
eternalposer
It's obvious not lockpicking.
OrgaStrange
This.
Dvargar
Definitely a 5/7 story.
MitchellTF
...I love google.
Dvargar
It's probably my favorite reference, and I almost certainly use it too often
Birate
I understand this reference.
BearwMeB
I love that Garg gains intelligence as time passes in the sword's presence. Garg's grammar gets better as well as sentence structure.
txmount
He did a lot of sidequests... bound to have some stat gains as he levels.
Textuality
Well, spend enough time with a mentor with a high int, and it'll rub off. :)
BearwMeB
I always rub off with high intelligence mentors. I'm a sapiosexual ;)
Cere4l
not always... *points at majority of mankind*
Kagruma
Reminds me of flowers for algernon
Yomammabe1
Except without the soul crushing ending.
MonkeySeeMonkeyDestroy
That story WRECKED me as a kid.
NotSoSmartAlek
Where The Red Fern Grows was worse, imho. I repressed that story SO hard.
Yomammabe1
One of the few books to make me cry. Just... The feels...
Zlimeshili
I will now refer to all my swords as sharpclubs.
Crowlands
I love when a magic items alters an alignment well. I had an LE character with a cursed ring that prevented him from doing evil.
Crowlands
And because he had warlock powers, the ring thought of them as evil. So he could only use his abilities "for the greater good"
SkinknamedJormungandr
"THE GREATER GOOD."
Ccstewy9000
CRUSTY JUGGLERS.
PfChaos
Ok I'll have the book now. Not quite finished? How long will it take 5-10 min.? I'll wait. Almost done?
SchrodingersDictator
Hello! Would you like to destroy some evil today!?
Dvargar
Two years later, we are friends now you and me.
OrgaStrange
Commentinh for when the book is finished.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
I too seek the book.
v01ara
If you read my profile, you might get that story. you are challenged.
beardedcaliper
This would make a damn awsome childrens book.. Also, Can we give the sword to Trump? Hes about as much a RL Ogre i have ever seen
AlexanderManuel
Ogre's aren't evil, they are misguided by cultural difference. Trump understands our culture, and profits off of it because he can. Evil.
Raithul
Haha holy shit my GM clearly read this, Garg and Moonslicer cameoed in my campaign
ApricotMuffin
Props to your GM.
BaldProfessor
They wil be in mine, too.
smithgmh
Nice! :D
ForgottenTaco
moonslicer is in our campaign. we fallowed these "diary pages" from an orgre named Grarg and eventually found Moonslicer
jaiie
Cool!
Koradril
Absolutely putting Garg and Moonslicer in my next campaign.
JamesBaxterrr
damn im going to as well, im making them a legend in my pantheon "The Ballad of Garg and His Moonslicer"
Raithul
We found him digging some irrigation in a swamp and had a chat, it was pretty funny, none of us had seen this so didn't know what to expect
perseco
Wasn't there a legendary greatsword in WoW that would speak to you telepathically?
perseco
It was Shadowmourne, a 2H axe. It whispers to the player. lol
Locaha
There was also the Puzzle Box of Yogg'saron, which whispered dark things
Antermosiph
There were two axes and a sword. Corrupted ashbringer was sword, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYdM752o2QM & Shadowmourn were the axes.
MarkHughes
I had a trinket that does this too, on use. I forget what it said.
LostLocust
Nothing beats Lilarcor.
Nykidemus
And this is for YOU ma! Who said I would never amount to anything more than a butter knife!
BootyPaladin
Corrupted Ashbringer would whisper to you in Vanila and continues to do so. Source: I own one.
Antermosiph
There's another one, the axe garrosh replaced gorehowl with whispers to you as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYdM752o2QM
razetherunner
and when it finally comes back in Legion, it won't be evil and creepifying anymore. completely pointless.
Korruptio
It hasn't been evil or creepifying for just over 7 years now, got purified in the death knight starting area finale
perseco
Yeah I remember now... that was the first one to do that.
mime999
What a wild ride.
benfinklea
You are about to die. What do you do? I leave the world a better place. Roll for charisma: 20. An ogre named Garg finds your sword...
Nintura1182
Why has no one made this isn't one of those posts yet? Then link to this story.
jtotheofo
I'm scrolling through my favorites and this was such a good comment that I actually tried to favorite it again
hvacintheSouthisawesome
So I was just fine through the story and then I got to this and all the sudden my eye condition spikes.
Nibarlan
damn....
SuperiorPosterior
Paralyzed by an Emperor Mummy, with the zombie'd Witch and Inquisitor closing in, the Gunslinger having left me behind. Rogue rolls Religion
SuperiorPosterior
'Sun Queen, let your light guide me. Give me the strength to escape with my friends.' Nat 20. Inquizombie Full Rounds, and I'm dead...right?
JesusCrossProduct
You know what? You've just written a perfect campaign transition.
wingedstoryteller
I can feel feelings now and they hurt.
StevenFarmer
Finally. Finally a good comment that isn't based on wit or repetitive in-jokes.
SuharuStormrage
It is based on wit, though.
StevenFarmer
I consider wit to be humour-based, but that's just me.
WherePoetryComesToDie
Jesus. I thought the story was cute, but your comment hit me hard. You zeroed in on my greatest fear: That I'm going to fail that roll.
DuskMarach
I feel like the critical pass is heartwarming but a critical fail could make for a hilarious DM story
StellarPsyke
I just rolled a 1 on my Saving Throw against Deep Dark Fears, even with my Distract Myself with Imgur bonus. Thanks for the existential hit.
Ray0Sunsine
This roll is one you make many times a day. Love, and do not hate. Forgive and do not boast. Do good to even your enemy; be a peacemaker.
benfinklea
You are right. Life is an accumulation of rolls that you decide to take. They add up...or don't.
Corrodias
Oh, well, most of us aren't going to make any noticeable impact. That's okay. Unless you really want to. Then you have to work for it.
tenthousandvine
Fuck you for this
ravnicrasol
"You sure you're not cheating me on this one mister DM?" "Just wait for it."
7Spades
"Have patience and faith, you'll understand"
Reelie
Upvotes upvotes upvote.
KarmaNeko
Lots of green arrows going everywhere. Somebody should put a warning sign up.
PatriotBear556x45Nato
In the Legend of Drizzt, Cattie-Brie had a sword inhabited by an malevolent spirit
PatriotBear556x45Nato
That made her have evil thoughts and the like.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Well, thanks. Now I have like.. 4? 5? trilogies to read. Love those books.
PatriotBear556x45Nato
There is like 10 books
PatriotBear556x45Nato
I think
roketsientist
I think it's more like 19. 13 books in the original series
PatriotBear556x45Nato
Man my facts are just awful today. Thank god it's the weekend. Your count seems better