It's like I'm Star Wars, and you're Star Trek

Apr 26, 2014 1:54 PM

LogicDude

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I'm perfectly fine with being Star Trek. Now get out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like Battlefield and Call of Duty.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Detective comics comic...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand this completely.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marvel all the way. I have a deep 90s spiritual connection to the cartoons and comics.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like both Disney and Universal studios

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marvel has a greater quantity of well known superheros. But DC has a better main group (Batman, Flash, Green Lantern etc) than Marvel

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/hqiLfLX

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

I always thought that had to be one of the Farnsworths: .

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you're saying he's better than her?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

What's Klingon for you're going to die a virgin?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh you know Klingon?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats all she needs to say

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can see the exact moment his heart breaks.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't we all be Dark Horse?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Oh baby.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In that dress it's probably Battlestar Galactica.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anyone can explain differences to a comic nerds like that they probably shouldn't need to be explaining their differences

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like all the things

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, the hot one who people can relate to should be marvel and DC should be the freaky closeted out-of-touch nerd.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

My first though was 'there are no women in DC comics'.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wonder why you thought that

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a DC enthusiast...can't argue with that logic.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

is starwars better than star trek, theres only 1 way to find out, FFFIIIIGGGHHHTTT

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amalgam comics. Just saying.

12 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

I remember being so excited for those...and I also remember the crushing disappointment.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted May 12, 2022 1:20 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

...Ouch.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefere the JLA/Avengers Comics myself.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're saying that if they get together it will be terrible?

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

SUPER SOLDIER!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey! Dark Claws is a masterpiece!

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But that was crap...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for speaking my language...and I don't mean Klingon

12 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Going to have to learn french eventully

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Is there a Klingon word for loneliness?

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Krr' kl dochk

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ALL of them.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I lol'd

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Garr'dock!

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

And you must say it aggressively, complete with exclamation point.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Detective Comics Comics?

12 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 6

TIL what DC stands for. I knew it used to be Detective Comics, but it never registered that is where the DC came from.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, DC Comics. Their name is no longer Detective Comics, it's "DC Comics".

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Detective comics brand comics. Comics made by Detective Comics

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure the company was never named Detective Comics, that is just one of their series.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, it was. It was called Detective Comics Inc.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My bad. Either way, the company is still called DC Comics and these people complaining apparently know less than I do. lol

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When did they change their name? I'm trying to find it but I can't.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Me either, but I remember it being pretty recently. People thought it was dumb.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/WfAQtmG.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 1008 Dislikes 9

This hurts my head, both literally AND figuratively

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Brb dying

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

mhm...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hurr hurr tobacca ^U^

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Obi 1 cannoli

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

[Sobs mathematically]

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.......not gonna lie... this filled me with rage and ...there was lost of internal screaming.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Obi 1 cannoli got me, couldn't stop laughing.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

It hurts to read this

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Its kind of painfully funny. Like watching a train full of clowns crash. Red hair and honking noses fly everywhere but you know they died.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, man. It brings joy lol

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

had to look away because that was genuinely hurting me inside

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

And I just loved the part where Luke Skywalker piloted his Colonial Viper down the trench to destroy the Borg cube...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I laughed way to hard at this

12 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

*too

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

You laughed hard... i hardly laughed... until hero grammar nazi to the rescue.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's the correct way to hard?

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh dammit

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

RLM reaction gifs? Well that's a +1.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

this figuratively made my day

12 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Thank you :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sun literally made your day.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

An upvote for appropriately using the word 'literally'.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why am I laughing hard at this? ahahahaha

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But I like both DC and Marvel. And Star Wars and Star Trek for that matter.

12 years ago | Likes 948 Dislikes 11

NO ONE CARES

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I like star trek but I pronounce it track.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. Let's be friends. Like Spider-man and Wolverine or Tom Paris and Harry Kim.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you don't have to worry about women

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's attractive.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will always be rivals.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As do I. Can I husband you?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't think my wife would appreciate that. Thanks though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well then here's an internet-point-cookie-up-vote.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you find the time?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that is why we're too different

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You Imperial Rebel of the Federation, you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I interned at a place and my boss was a Star Wars fan. When he found out I was for Star Trek, he made all my log ins Star Wars characters.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The main one being Greedo.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Actually being one franchise or the other is different than being a fan of both. I'm guessing that's why the argument works.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

So are you saying you swing all ways?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Jurassic Park and James Bond

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

wow you probably even like Jurassic Park and James Bond as well right?!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like all 4 as well. But I definitely prefer one over the other. Marvel and Star Wars in my case.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And I'm just over here, Battlestar as can be.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The new Battlestar was amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burn the witch!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah! Finally, maybe we can all just.... get along?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But which do you like the most? That's the one you really like.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Filthy Casual.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So what you're saying is that you're a super nerd

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Line is drawn at Sox/Yankees or Bruins/Habs. You can't do both.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No worries there since the only sport I follow is soccer and even that I only pay attention during the World Cup

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like Star Trek, Star Wars, and Doctor Who, aka the Holy Trinity of Sci-Fi.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I haven't been able to get into Doctor Who for some reason.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don't take kindly to your sort round here...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

well... imagine star trek pre jj abrams and post jj abrams

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Post jj abrams star trek is just star wars with the trek characters.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not even

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

WHICH IS WHY .. I'm excited as FUCK for Ep 7. @____________@

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fine to like both, but the dynamics of them are completely different. Star Wars had that whole space opera Western samurai feel to.....

12 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

it, whereas Star Trek was "hey, skin color doesn't matter in the future. Here's Kirk fighting." Marvel has always had their roots in.....

12 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

scifi and supernatural, while DC has always been more, well... I honestly don't know that one.

12 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 3

DC is more 'aliens' and Marvel is more 'mutants and supernatural' It seems strange to say but DC always seemed more "comicy" than marvel 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Marvel always seemed a little more rooted in the every-day struggles and 'real world' problems. DC was more wild and out there.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

DC explored the human person, Marvel explores human possibilities.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You. I like you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...awesome. because they have freaking batman and superman! And the comics are awesome even if the current movie franchises suck...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were both Sci-Fi, but DC was more often "aliens" whereas Marvel was more often "mutants"

12 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Then what the fuck is Thor? And what the fuck were the things they fought in The Avengers?.... What are the Guardians of the Galaxy?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Marvel is more about personalities and modern events. DC is more about archetypes and themes. Marvel = Civil War, DC = Kingdom Come.

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

DC's problem is having heroes that represent a lot, but have poorly defined personalities (like Superman or Wonder Woman).

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Marvel's problem is when their stories and characters are too topical, and rely too much on current pop culture / politics.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Star Trek is better, just saying...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

So much better!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ok, buddy.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The joke is that nerds get super angry about mixing DC and Marvel for no significant reason.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

PS I meant to type "pedantic" or "annoying" nerds. I'm not saying all nerds do it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

even though that's half of deadpool's job...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean Deathstroke, right?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hypothermia will kill you in 8 minutes. 12 if you're Batman" -Deadpool #27

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right, people go, "BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENT UNIVERSES" and I'm like "Marvel has different universes and they mix that shit all the time."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Like that one time when Spiderman visited the Transformers... or when the X-Men visited Picard.

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