FrankReynoldsMantisTobogganMD
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Dec 1, 2016 5:19 PM
FrankReynoldsMantisTobogganMD
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Zachakx
"And he must have gotten angry at all the words". I've been on his end of that too, haha.
jabroneactual
God I love this man
TheDispensableHobbesAndCalvin
Vundergluber
I'll downvote this racist, sexist POS every time!
UpfishSinclair
Racism and sexism is hilarious to me. In a joking context.
SlippinJimmyMcGill
myr14d
Second 911 dude probably just heard Simon and Garfunkel in the background as a testament to his whiteness.
TomBrokaw
hello darkness my old friend
SometimesILeaveTheHouse
Whenever I see the letters louisck together in the same sentence I upvote, no question.
kentacohut
I am going to see him tonite on Low Angeles
PineappleSlam
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
People can hear my freckles through the phone too
IFUCKEVERYTHING
May I see them?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
With that user name I'm going to say no, sorry.
Sylviastout
I can see them through this comment.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I believe it, there are a lot of them
AnnaNimitee
I wonder which Simon and Garfunkel song he was listening to
CouncilmanJeremyJamm
"The sound of a silencer"
ourLordJebus
"boyz in the hood", Easy-E's cover is more popular though.
GenderNeutralMilkHotel
It's left out of the captions here but he was singing The Boxer on the show
theironWombat
Pregnant women are smug
AdvonKoulthar
Wrong Garfunkel
TheDogEnd
"The Boxer" apparently
Itkov
I'm whiter than milk but sound black as hell on the phone, I wonder how they'd treat my death in that situation
KPopHeaux
RIP
PhunPhact
You have to post a recording of your voice to confirm that this is true. :)
GenderNeutralMilkHotel
The clip is worth watching if anyone's interested https://youtu.be/XtaQOU7jtM0 starts around 2:45
devistus
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mallywanders
My grandpa once kind of caused a major car accident. He was at a red light and revved his engine a bit (not unusual with a stick shift) and
mallywanders
The teenager next to him thought it was a cue to race. The light turned green and he went a normal speed, but the teen rammed the gas, not
mallywanders
Realizing that traffic was backed up ahead. My grandpa awkwardly drove past this accodent, then drove around the block to see if anyone got
mallywanders
Hurt. He saw a woman sitting on the sidewalk beside her husband repeating "but we JUST drove it off the lot!"
SuperLongTimeLurker
'White enough to call in an air strike' - new life goal
spanishforthenino
I'm that white.
cobragrunt
I can be that white.
SuperLongTimeLurker
PS - I'm a dog
Sogeking
Are you atleast a white dog?
SuperLongTimeLurker
Woof
PapaPengo
*BOOP*
SuperLongTimeLurker
Bork bork
PapaPengo
Hooray! A real Doggo! You can tell by the typing out of their borks!