Jul 22, 2016 4:34 AM
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lilgreenwein
If you have kids its way more than half, more like 80%. 80% of your stuff, 80% of your retirement, 80% of your income...
JohnLuckPickerd
can confirm- my SO is my childhood best friend. we have designated junk food binges and every night we watch shows or movies till sleep
MaraSaurusRekt
Funny thing: in NZ you only have to be together for 3.5yrs to be forced to split your assets in half if you leave the relationship
ThatOneDepressedLurker
Unfortunately lost the bet and my fiancee left me.
SharksAreCuddlyWhenYoureNotLooking
I wish someone thought of me like that...
Dvldog6
@meggosaurusx
baeelin
I wish my wife would lay on my arm/chest more. It puts her neck at an uncomfortable angle. :-/
Cranksta
I can't do this for very long with my bf either but when I can't stand it, we spoon and that's good enough.
iheartb00bs
Don't need to get married to do that though.
Muppetwarior
That's only if you're a guy tho.
SSColonelHansLanda
Call me cynical, but if I were to marry someone, a prenup is a must, if SO refuses, then it's time to terminate the relation
xninex
Yea and butt stuff!!
PoopyMcPooperson
Gotta save it for an anni- variety is the spice of life. Gotta keep things interesting.
tortfeasor
If you marry someone who has a job and makes as much as you, you're each producing half the stuff. So just don't marry a freeloader.
wutangbarrett
Or do, if that's what your into and you truly love eachother
itsbre
Making less money doesn't make you a freeloader. Neither does staying home if it's to take care of your kids.
Also, if you have significant assets, consider talking to a competent lawyer who practices family law and getting a prenup.
UltimaCaitSith
...unless you acquire any assets after the marriage, or live in a state like California where judges laugh at prenups.
Marriage does not need to be a gamble. Marry someone of equal means and take proper precautions ahead of time.
NorfolkBoy
You can have the permanent sleep over without being married. The 2nd one is far more accurate.
RogerTheCactus
yeah, i'd also choose your option. at least for the first 3 years. no need to get married right away. it's not a race.
iwillrateyou
It is for some people, believe me...
People want a wedding, not a marriage.
Signy
Can confirm. Source: 13 years of martial sleep overs.
ScootMcNairysTrampStamp
Do you wear uniforms?
Exekute01
Sounds serious.
EmWatsonLover
Doesn't all that karate get tiring?
tinylittleviolence
I like you.
Damn, thanks
PhoenixQueenAzula
Get a mattress you two.
FatBoobsDontCount
Having learned everything I know from r/TheRedPill, Isn't it really only the men-folk who stand to lose out in that bet?
I'm being a character here people.
Unfortunately yes. Very rarely are women expected to pay alimony.
I don't get why women don't find this wildly patronising
Because it's "positive" sexism and not many people realize how fucked up it is.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Maybe I'm jaded but sharing a bed with someone losses it's appeal quick. After like 2 weeks it's like give me the blanket and get off my arm
gurragurra
I never got how people thought it was a good idea to share a blanket. Must be very frustrating.
lucky13kenny
Maybe upgrade from a twin mattress?
I did a while back to a fancy ass king sized. Doesn't make a difference. Thanks for playing though
HigherNote
Depends on the people, me and my SO are both pretty small and share a single bed most nights, it's all about finding what's comfy for you!
spiidermonkee
I started sleeping with a hair wrap on because my boyfriend rolls over and takes my hair with him, sleeping with people is a tad overrated
On behave of all guys everywhere, sorry about that. We don't mean to do it, it just happens
FatGravity
2 weeks into relationship & chill and Inigo Montoya says you killed his father, prepare to die.
You're funny, I like you.
Lunakat504
We each use our own blanket. It works when I like to be warm and he doesn't. But that snoring though..
LivingDecomposition
I was happy with it for about 4 years, before it stopped.
RumbleBum
Stop snoring and farting and smacking your lips and dribbling. Actually just fuck off outta my bed.
stickinthemud
It's okay to have separate rooms or separate beds. You can still sleep together anytime you want. Imo it's unnatural in today's society
DontGoJasonWaterfall
All of you people need to have a word to my ex girlfriend.
Been together 5yrs. Its weird not having someone else in the bed now.
delpharseven
Also humans are radioactive. https://youtu.be/TRL7o2kPqw0 (bananas for scale)
goda90
I accidentally elbowed my wife in the face while we were sleeping. She had a sore nose and a headache for a couple days :(
I did this with an old gf one except she ended up with a black eye. It took a lot of convincing for her father and brothers not to kill me
aec88
Get two blankets and only snuggle for a limited time. It's heaps better!
ITalkAboutGoats
The secret to a happy relationship
OutlawGerman
This person^^ this persons got it down. I'll cuddle till she falls asleep. Then spread em and dream em.
BreakerMark78
From context and experience, spread his legs to get the appropriate airflow to acheive REM sleep
Designimal
What uh.. what does that mean?
quinner94
You need to use separate blankets. Sharing one is for suckers.
Dipstick58
Exactly
emuthegreen
We got two separate blankets. Night one I woke up with both of them. I'm an ass. It's fine.
ladypoopface
I just had A sleepless night because of that .. Fuck that
Must be a new relationship or a one night stand. Either way, congrats
7months
In that case I think you guys are due for the talk where you finally reclaim you arm
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
I think it depends on the person. I slept for nearly 2 years on a twin sized bed with my fiance while we worked on money issues. I loved it
BF and I can't sleep unless completely wrapped around each other. He does get a bit frustrated with me when he's hot, but we love cuddles.
I can do that for like 5 minutes tops and then I have to move away. I don't know how anyone sleeps like that
holyfukivetriedsomanyusernames
I still like it after 2 years. One blanket, when it's cold more for her. Butt contact ? Always.
SnowCrab1
My girlfriend will randomly kick me in the night just to make sure I'm there. "I have to have a point of contact."
I've lived this nightmare
I feel you, man. Ceased with her though over time and I got my girlfriend to just back up with her butt for contact.
wheresmyelephant
I literally cannot get to sleep if there is no glorious squishy man butt pressed up against my butt. Its comforting af!
Man butt is truly great. I swear my bf has a better ass than I do. And he wonders why I slap it all the time...
rainbowcoloredpoop
Seriously though, if I could touch my boyfriends butt all day everyday, I'd be the happiest woman alive. Squishy squishy.
My BF has legs of a greek god and his ass is glorious. I want to grab it all of the time.
lilgreenwein
If you have kids its way more than half, more like 80%. 80% of your stuff, 80% of your retirement, 80% of your income...
JohnLuckPickerd
can confirm- my SO is my childhood best friend. we have designated junk food binges and every night we watch shows or movies till sleep
MaraSaurusRekt
Funny thing: in NZ you only have to be together for 3.5yrs to be forced to split your assets in half if you leave the relationship
ThatOneDepressedLurker
Unfortunately lost the bet and my fiancee left me.
SharksAreCuddlyWhenYoureNotLooking
I wish someone thought of me like that...
Dvldog6
@meggosaurusx
baeelin
I wish my wife would lay on my arm/chest more. It puts her neck at an uncomfortable angle. :-/
Cranksta
I can't do this for very long with my bf either but when I can't stand it, we spoon and that's good enough.
iheartb00bs
Don't need to get married to do that though.
Muppetwarior
That's only if you're a guy tho.
SSColonelHansLanda
Call me cynical, but if I were to marry someone, a prenup is a must, if SO refuses, then it's time to terminate the relation
xninex
Yea and butt stuff!!
PoopyMcPooperson
Gotta save it for an anni- variety is the spice of life. Gotta keep things interesting.
tortfeasor
If you marry someone who has a job and makes as much as you, you're each producing half the stuff. So just don't marry a freeloader.
wutangbarrett
Or do, if that's what your into and you truly love eachother
itsbre
Making less money doesn't make you a freeloader. Neither does staying home if it's to take care of your kids.
tortfeasor
Also, if you have significant assets, consider talking to a competent lawyer who practices family law and getting a prenup.
UltimaCaitSith
...unless you acquire any assets after the marriage, or live in a state like California where judges laugh at prenups.
tortfeasor
Marriage does not need to be a gamble. Marry someone of equal means and take proper precautions ahead of time.
NorfolkBoy
You can have the permanent sleep over without being married. The 2nd one is far more accurate.
RogerTheCactus
yeah, i'd also choose your option. at least for the first 3 years. no need to get married right away. it's not a race.
iwillrateyou
It is for some people, believe me...
NorfolkBoy
People want a wedding, not a marriage.
Signy
Can confirm. Source: 13 years of martial sleep overs.
ScootMcNairysTrampStamp
Do you wear uniforms?
Exekute01
Sounds serious.
EmWatsonLover
Doesn't all that karate get tiring?
tinylittleviolence
I like you.
EmWatsonLover
Damn, thanks
PhoenixQueenAzula
Get a mattress you two.
FatBoobsDontCount
Having learned everything I know from r/TheRedPill, Isn't it really only the men-folk who stand to lose out in that bet?
FatBoobsDontCount
I'm being a character here people.
Cranksta
Unfortunately yes. Very rarely are women expected to pay alimony.
FatBoobsDontCount
I don't get why women don't find this wildly patronising
Cranksta
Because it's "positive" sexism and not many people realize how fucked up it is.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Maybe I'm jaded but sharing a bed with someone losses it's appeal quick. After like 2 weeks it's like give me the blanket and get off my arm
gurragurra
I never got how people thought it was a good idea to share a blanket. Must be very frustrating.
lucky13kenny
Maybe upgrade from a twin mattress?
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
I did a while back to a fancy ass king sized. Doesn't make a difference. Thanks for playing though
HigherNote
Depends on the people, me and my SO are both pretty small and share a single bed most nights, it's all about finding what's comfy for you!
spiidermonkee
I started sleeping with a hair wrap on because my boyfriend rolls over and takes my hair with him, sleeping with people is a tad overrated
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
On behave of all guys everywhere, sorry about that. We don't mean to do it, it just happens
FatGravity
2 weeks into relationship & chill and Inigo Montoya says you killed his father, prepare to die.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
You're funny, I like you.
Lunakat504
We each use our own blanket. It works when I like to be warm and he doesn't. But that snoring though..
LivingDecomposition
I was happy with it for about 4 years, before it stopped.
RumbleBum
Stop snoring and farting and smacking your lips and dribbling. Actually just fuck off outta my bed.
stickinthemud
It's okay to have separate rooms or separate beds. You can still sleep together anytime you want. Imo it's unnatural in today's society
DontGoJasonWaterfall
All of you people need to have a word to my ex girlfriend.
MaraSaurusRekt
Been together 5yrs. Its weird not having someone else in the bed now.
delpharseven
Also humans are radioactive. https://youtu.be/TRL7o2kPqw0 (bananas for scale)
goda90
I accidentally elbowed my wife in the face while we were sleeping. She had a sore nose and a headache for a couple days :(
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
I did this with an old gf one except she ended up with a black eye. It took a lot of convincing for her father and brothers not to kill me
aec88
Get two blankets and only snuggle for a limited time. It's heaps better!
ITalkAboutGoats
The secret to a happy relationship
OutlawGerman
This person^^ this persons got it down. I'll cuddle till she falls asleep. Then spread em and dream em.
BreakerMark78
From context and experience, spread his legs to get the appropriate airflow to acheive REM sleep
Designimal
What uh.. what does that mean?
quinner94
You need to use separate blankets. Sharing one is for suckers.
Dipstick58
Exactly
emuthegreen
We got two separate blankets. Night one I woke up with both of them. I'm an ass. It's fine.
ladypoopface
I just had A sleepless night because of that .. Fuck that
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Must be a new relationship or a one night stand. Either way, congrats
ladypoopface
7months
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
In that case I think you guys are due for the talk where you finally reclaim you arm
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
I think it depends on the person. I slept for nearly 2 years on a twin sized bed with my fiance while we worked on money issues. I loved it
Cranksta
BF and I can't sleep unless completely wrapped around each other. He does get a bit frustrated with me when he's hot, but we love cuddles.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
I can do that for like 5 minutes tops and then I have to move away. I don't know how anyone sleeps like that
holyfukivetriedsomanyusernames
I still like it after 2 years. One blanket, when it's cold more for her. Butt contact ? Always.
SnowCrab1
My girlfriend will randomly kick me in the night just to make sure I'm there. "I have to have a point of contact."
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
I've lived this nightmare
holyfukivetriedsomanyusernames
I feel you, man. Ceased with her though over time and I got my girlfriend to just back up with her butt for contact.
wheresmyelephant
I literally cannot get to sleep if there is no glorious squishy man butt pressed up against my butt. Its comforting af!
Cranksta
Man butt is truly great. I swear my bf has a better ass than I do. And he wonders why I slap it all the time...
rainbowcoloredpoop
Seriously though, if I could touch my boyfriends butt all day everyday, I'd be the happiest woman alive. Squishy squishy.
Cranksta
My BF has legs of a greek god and his ass is glorious. I want to grab it all of the time.