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Oct 16, 2024 2:39 PM
pocketmonster22
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OnyxTurret
So.... 25 year olds? Ouch
CitizenPrime
Listen here you little shit
alltheLalz
Jeezes, I'm not exactly "old", I'm 27. If you think that's old, then I shudder to think what you consider "young".
Bunnies007
I guess being born in 1959 makes me a dinosaur. Or a fossil.
trippingthelightfantastic
arikelrecords2000
If you listen closely, you can imagine hearing them still on the wind
hyrulenpc
:(
SoulfireUK
Gen X here, post 50. Still run 5k a day, train twice a week in Jujitsu & Kick boxing, walk my dog, work full time and still party
BadPunsAplenty
Keep going....I guess I'm just Kronos at this point?
finstad4
When I was in high school, history was easy. Most of it hadn't happened yet. Chemistry had only four elements.
GenshiV
Didn't you get chopped up by Zeus sometimes in the 60s? How'd you get an imgur account?!
BadPunsAplenty
Missed him by THAT much--1971 here. Close call, though.
Stoneagedudeman
You're the ancients. We hear tales of your kind, time to time. Sometimes we still hear snatches of your lost melodies on the wind.
BadPunsAplenty
Can you save me one of those snatches?
moonshadowkati
"Ancestors" my ass, my hair ain't even gray. I have bad news for him about how much older people can get.
CoinedWatcher
You're only old when you let them get away with saying it. Just offer them some chicken nuggies and choco mill and they can join the convo after their nap
iamlegendinjapan
I was born in 90 half of my hair is white
kanybal
Well. That's like. Tim Waltz is only a year older than Kamala. Different people age differently. I definitely have gray hair and I'm only 35. I had a student who was all gray (half black half white, still talking about hair) by the time he finished middle school.
Sasurau
Ancestors my ass. I ain't got no fuckin' kids. Would get snipped, but neither Rosie Palm nor her five sisters are at risk of pregnancy
onlymostofthetime
yeah the original poster is either trolling or an idiot. if he is 20 something years old, his little avatar picture makes him look considerably older than that. anyone want to break the news to him?
Eleshar24
You think the global warming will allow us to grow old? LOL...
BudgiePower
No. I expect to die in the wars for water and food.
FaptainPicard
Seems like good news
atrielienz
Judging by how much this head cold has wrecked me, I don't know that this is good news. Colds didn't used to be this bad, did they?
djangojazz
Damn I'm a Titan at 1976 then.
LespritDeLescalier22
You are not alone.
worm61
People born in 1999 are only 25. If you think that’s old, it’s probably illegal for them to date you.
worm61
God, and this was tweeted in ‘22? This dude was seriously calling 23-year-olds old?
DTCarl05
My younger wife’s response to my complaint about “being an ancestor” … “well, you are bald, have a gray beard and if we could afford a lawn, you would LOVE to tell people to stay off it. Seems spot on”
ecglover
What about those of us baby boomers born in the mid 50s?
Kyzyl
The people from the Before-Times.
AmyBethMegJo
Yep. I (1961) am just chilling it with my mom (1938). It's almost time for Jeopardy.
Wappenheimer
I have no problem with aging because it means I'm just that much closer to being dead.
PhooBar
Oh, you crazy kids... Lemme tell you about the times when free-range hippies roamed the earth.
FreeRangeToast
you mean the eldritch abominations that used to walk the primordial void under the wrathful watch of the old gods?
Heisanevilgenius
I need to save stupid shit young people say about old people and then show it to them 30 years later so they can feel stupid about it
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
I was born in the 1900’s!
TheFunionKnight
I'll accept that
SnakesInBowties
I don't like this at all!
WeirdoIIC
I turned 20 in mid-2001. My entire adult life has been nothing but exhausting...
vrockurmouth
I turned 18 July 2001 can confirm about the exhaustion
YeroctheBarbarian
Me turning 37 this week: Respect your fucking ancestors. We have one foot in the grave and we’re still trying to stop our parents from fucking up the world even more.
KingSideShow
Hey! Same Birthday week! I turned 37 on Monday
YeroctheBarbarian
What a coincidence mine is Monday next week.
Iwouldbenick
Amen! 38 here and no kids. I still want all kids to have free school lunches and (I know this sounds CrAzY) free education. A smarter America helps everyone except the ultra rich.
EchoOfSnac
We value your service and sacrifice. (￣^￣ )ゞ
GenshiV
...and it's not going great.
YeroctheBarbarian
Stil gotta fight the good fight. And I didn’t hear no bell.
GenshiV
Fair point, but OP's right about one thing. A lot of us are feelin' pretty tired!
BurningVeryImportantThings
Cut us some slack it’s our first fall of civilization!
YeroctheBarbarian
Oh man between Y2K, 2012, and all the crazy bullshit of the 90s I have seen so many “end times”. If you don’t know about it check out the Heaven’s Gate cult I remember that being plastered on TV as a kid.
GenshiV
Oh man, I'd forgotten about them. Heaven's gate was a trip... buncha nutters.
YeroctheBarbarian
Oh yeah few years ago I watched a bunch of cult documentaries and one was them was Heavens Gate. Insert core memory meme here.
ServerMonkeyKing
Was really hoping that the Myan end times would pull through and put us out of our misery, but alas, the hype was not real.
garnjunkie
You sweet summer child...
EinsteinHair
I was there Gandalf 3000 years ago and saw the first Star Wars in the theater
gardengnomeii
Me too! It was awesome!
TheActualFBI
I am from 1994. Anybody for the takes?
cbjfan
95 here. But you already knew that didn't you fbi person....
TheActualFBI
What? Never! Id never do that!
charondaboatman
1958, here……I’m slowly turning to stone….
YouRadicalizedMe
Lol. That'll do pig.
FingerLickr
Thanks for playing ELO in my head.. 😊
ThorinNL
you're supposed to be primordial soup.
charondaboatman
That’s apparently the next iteration after stone…..
JustJimWillDo
You old fart! July 59 here; just a whipper-snapper in comparison! 😂
TheLiteraryMachine
Yeah, ELO!
whatspaulplayingtoday
1983 here, i'm right there with you. that's how tired i am, boss
4sambucas
You're the same age as my mom
youbetchamom
I'm the same age as your mom too. Tell her hi. And for the record, I feel fine. 66 isn't bad at all.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Great grandpa, is calcification as peaceful as it sounds?
pixelsnader
Starts out okay, but gets harder over time.
charondaboatman
It’s very slow. Not very peaceful.
ServerMonkeyKing
Arthritis is technically calcification.
Raikupath
You're like a 3 years younger than my dead grandpa.
DrPepperIsMyGP
Damn, Son. Jeez.
charondaboatman
It’s all good. He’s dead, I’m not. Yet…..
blancomeow
You’re a year older than my living mom :D
charondaboatman
I’m winning!!!!
blancomeow
And now you’ve murdered them
Cyclicus
I guess born in the 1970s makes me one of the Ancient Ones?
ReusableBastard
Hah. I'm a Forerunner.
Pyrokneticbeavr
Your actually just a cave painting.
cuntybumsox
We’re justified and we’re ancient
ShadowSayain
A Great Old One
Putitinyomama
YeroctheBarbarian
Ah yes the Forerunners.
Ronelyn
*inscrutable voice effect* YES
huey9k
Yes. Now get off my lawn.
Iliekbirbs
I like Ancient Ones
Sarcastus
Look, the 80's was only 10 years ago. Stop frontin'.
GenshiV
Are you even multicellular, bruv?
ColmCorbec
Bro, do you even mitose?!
GenshiV
Bro I do not have a powerhouse - I am barely awake.
trippingthelightfantastic
Where my mitochondria at?!
goofyrobo
Welcome fellow Ancient
fastjeff
Yes, fellow elder, rejoice in your wisdom about 70s and 80s culture. Share said wisdom no matter how much they complain.
DianNaoChong
The before-fore times?
LadyNetrex
I can live with that.
LeroyShabazAli
Coming from a person born in 1980: HAHA!!!! YOU ARE OLD!!!!!!
LespritDeLescalier22
PTK74
We are semi gods now.
StunttheRunt
DethKap
spliffen
arh, the fabled before times (from 82 btw)
GenXHippie
Having been born in the 60s I guess I’m a Grizzled Ancient.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Kids these days never even seen a Shoggoth
IHaveAGuyForEverything
The before time. The long, long ago.
Billis75
Great Old Ones. Forbidden site. He searches. Hunter of the shadows is rising.
Snooj
Unspeakable Ancients represent.
Kreia
There's a name in latin for that geological period, isn't there?
exbenedict
I’m with you.
GrilledSpamNCheeze
"THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!"
foozlewastaken
One dozen down...
manicsparkle
SoulfireUK
Dude, we were born not just last century, but last millennia!
ChromePlatedEquator
I'm calling in from the 1950s, please take a seat.
JackHL01
i...i can't lift that!
tinybartender
Antidiluvian
CallMeMcGyver
So what the hell is the 60s?… uh… asking for friend… who is clearly much older than me… who is not old at all… yup, I’m definitely not old…
QuamvisSintSubAqua
I'm born in the 70s, but I'm mostly sad that you younglings didn't get to live through our optimism and joy phase: cold war ended, freedom for all, travelling, peace was near,... And 9/11 kicked it all in the bin. (Yes, that's oversimplified, but as an Ancient One, I am allowed to)
FuckTammy
Got a new knee and a colonoscopy this year. Don’t feel particularly ancient today, but there have been moments.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
A legendary myth in a bell-bottomed onesie.
nosilazurc11
Teenager in the 80s, it was all about the neon
Kittensandyarns
We were born in the primordial soup.
taco81
Oooo I want to say I heard this before. Is this from something or is it original word vomit?
Kittensandyarns
If it's from something, it's unintentional.
The phrase just popped up in my brain. Lots of weird shit in there.
CallMeMcGyver
I remember shouting at those damn dinosaurs to get off my lawn…
SnakesInBowties
And me without a spoon . . .
SteveMND
Technically was born in the '60s, if only by a few months. I believe, by this scale, I must be from back when the universe was still just hot gas.
barbarian818
Generation Ylem
youlovemeyouhateme
I was there. Can confirm.
Kittensandyarns
It's why the generation before X is called Boomers. They were born in the Big Bang.
ChromePlatedEquator
Pre-sixties boomer here, my birth certificate came on clay tablets. I was Keith Richards' babysitter.
fastjeff
Did you know Ea-Nasir? What was his deal anyway??
ChromePlatedEquator
He was a sleazy scammer with bad breath and lousy fake ingots. I didn't invite him to my 350th birthday party.
Kyzyl
Precursor species.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
ThorinNL
I will accept this answer as the best one. 1972
cambriago13
With super useful precursor powers, like knowing why we "dial" a phone.
Kyzyl
And blacksmithing!
iggylights
It definitely means you should be scheduling a routine colonoscopy
EroticZombiePants
I just had one a week ago in fact.
gardengnomeii
while I know it, it's a drag. Not a fan of the pooper check.
EroticZombiePants
When you test positive on the mail-in poop test like I did this year, you don't have an option.
LespritDeLescalier22
The procedure is a non issue for me. It’s the food restrictions that suck.
gardengnomeii
food restriction is ok, i often fast for a day. Cleaning everything out, not so much.
EroticZombiePants
It ultimately wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It was more periodic geysers instead of a continuous waterfall.